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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Dandelion Wine is fantastic

    easily the best thing he wrote

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hey, I like/love every other bit of Hemingway I've read! And I absolutely loved the prose in the Sun Also Rises. But I was fed up with endless scenes of drinking while whining about values that I just didn't sympathize with.

    I also hated how half the book was beating up on Cohn.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i liked all the books we read in highschool, even a separate peace was more "meh"'d at than outright hated

    the only time i actually was unhappy in my english class was when they played an alfred hitchcock film and then disturbia, and tried to get us to compare the two

    had to stop myself from diarrheaing all over my desk and scrawling 'FUCK TEEN FLICKS' into it

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    high school so far (that i liked):

    The Odyssey
    Romeo and Juliet
    Things Fall Apart
    To Kill a Mockingbird
    Julius Caesar

    uh...I guess the House on Mango Street was okay?

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    We watched Vertigo in English. It was a fantastic week of classes.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    did you know at one stage hemingway proposed the extended title "(like your cock if you have one)"

    oh my i love that book. it's brutal, but you only really realize how sad it all is at the very end

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The Count of Monte Cristo was like three dozen kinds of badass. You know what else I read in high school that was badass? The Most Dangerous Game.

    my proudest accomplishment was reading the entire unabridged count of monte cristo in 3 weeks so i could write my paper on it.

    we got to choose from a list what book we read for that part of the class and i chose that and was like 'fuck this pussy abridged shit, i'm readin the 1500 page monster'

    got an a on that paper what whaat


    the only book that i'd rather read an abridged version of is les mis
    jesus christ the full text can plod on

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    let's see

    high school stuff that I remember liking:

    Macbeth
    TKAM
    Antigone
    Othello
    Madame Bovary was okay
    Streetcar
    Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
    A Doll's House

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    favorite thing I read for high school was the things they carried

    I have also gotten to the point that I have trouble remembering things I had to read for classes, I know there were others that I liked but that is a stand out for me.

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    favorite thing I read for high school was the things they carried

    I have also gotten to the point that I have trouble remembering things I had to read for classes, I know there were others that I liked but that is a stand out for me.

    I'm having trouble remembering what I read last year

    so, it could be worse

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bsjezz wrote: »
    did you know at one stage hemingway proposed the extended title "(like your cock if you have one)"

    oh my i love that book. it's brutal, but you only really realize how sad it all is at the very end

    I think I should give it another chance. Maybe I didn't give it the attention it needed.

    Also: The Short Happy Life of Francis Maycomber is amazing.

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    The Count of Monte Cristo was like three dozen kinds of badass. You know what else I read in high school that was badass? The Most Dangerous Game.
    Oh hell yes

    THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME is fantastic

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I read Candide in "high school" It was the bomb of bombs, yo.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    i still need to finish candide i have a rad version of it

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Did I read Kierkegård? Probably a little bit.

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    no one else had to read catcher in the rye for school?

    what a shitty book. the high point was the part where holden's roommate punches him in the face

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't think I've heard this story and I don't want to.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the scarlet letter is literally the most boring book ever written

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Catcher's not a bad book as long as you realize you're allowed to dislike Holden

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The worst book I read in high school was Kindred

    God I hate that book

    Also a runner-up is The Loon Feather, which was absolutely terrible but not required for me. My brother had it when he got to our high school and I read it because I didn't believe his complaints.

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Bugboy mentioned Ray Bradbury

    if any of you haven't read The Martian Chronicles, you should keep an eye out for it. It's superb

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Martian Chronicles is terrific. Fahrenheit 451 is more famous, but I think The Martian Chronicles is at least as good, if not better.

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    SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Probably the best thing they had me read in Highschool was Cuckoo's Nest.

    Two terms on Australian war Poetry I swear to god.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh man I'd be down for that

    Even though so much poetry is terrible, especially the war poetry

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    celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Best thing I had to read in school was Hemingway short stories. I wouldn't have read them if they hadn't made me (my mother is staunchly anti-Hemingway and at the time I simply assumed she was right.)

    Currently reading The Fortress of Solitude, Jonathan Lethem. So good.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hemingway is my bro

    hi^5

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Roughly from Freshman to Senior year:
    Romeo & Juliet
    Catcher in the Rye
    Cry, The Beloved Country

    The Merchant of Venice
    The Bridge over San Luis Rey
    Our Town
    A Doll's House
    For Whom the Bell Tolls

    Ethan Frome
    Macbeth
    The Great Gatsby
    Of Mice and Men
    The Grapes of Wrath
    The Scarlet Letter
    The Importance of Being Earnest
    The Sound and the Fury

    Wuthering Heights
    Catch-22
    Brave New World
    Jane Eyre
    Pride and Prejudice
    Buncha Poems

    My favorites were probably Macbeth, Ethan Frome, and Catch-22. We had to do a research paper on a poet one year, so I chose Edward Arlington Robinson, he had some good macabre stuff. I liked it.

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Richard Cory
    Whenever Richard Cory went down town,
    We people on the pavement looked at him:
    He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
    Clean favored, and imperially slim.

    And he was always quietly arrayed,
    And he was always human when he talked;
    But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
    "Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked.

    And he was rich, richer than a king,
    And admirably schooled in every grace:
    In fine, we thought that he was everything
    To make us wish that we were in his place.

    So on we worked, and waited for the light,
    And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;
    And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
    Went home and put a bullet through his head.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    In the black and white version, Piggy catching a boulder to the melon is fucking graphic

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I had to read The Poisonwood Bible my senior year. Fuck that book.

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Balefuego wrote: »
    the scarlet letter is literally the most boring book ever written
    i'm sure that award belongs to one of dickens' books

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    Catcher's not a bad book as long as you realize you're allowed to dislike Holden

    I read it recently for the first time. I thought it was hilarious. I was laughing all the time. Holden is such an awful person and such an excellent character. He is completely full of crap and anything he says about anything is immediately suspect.

    So anyway, I'm trying to read The Clockwork Orange for the first time. I am having a very hard time of it. The slang is extremely dense. Am I supposed to read this book while looking things up or just infer what these words mean by the context?

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I think you're supposed to infer

    I couldn't get through the book

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I just inferred

    took me a while, but I loved the book

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    freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    There's a glossary, but real men decode nadsat by reading it. Eventually you kind of get the hang of it.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Balefuego wrote: »
    the scarlet letter is literally the most boring book ever written
    i'm sure that award belongs to one of dickens' books

    fuck you, Dickens is rad

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    DangerousDangerous Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm trying to finish reading Fahrenheit 451, but I keep getting distracted by TV and my computer. :( The irony is not lost on me.

    It is totally rad though, I cracked up at the part where (spoilering a book everyone has already read):
    Montag starts ripping pages out of the bible, and the old guy is flipping out. Ok maybe it's not that funny, but the way it played out in my head was hysterical.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    My copy of the book doesn't even have a glossary.

    Well I'd rather try figuring it out myself anyway.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    i tried to read catcher in the rye really recently and i got past 3 chapters before i promptly returned it to the library and got kafka on the shore instead

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    seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I had to read The Poisonwood Bible my senior year. Fuck that book.

    that's my summer reading for right now.

    I got about 20 pages in and decided to go for sparknotes instead. was it you who advised me to stay away from that shit?

    because thank you

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