Speaking of large Australian birds, I had no clue that this thing called a cassowary existed until I visited Australia and saw signs warning not to approach them because they'll kill you just for fun.
Everything in Australia is designed to kill anything else on the planet within 10 seconds. It's just the rule down there.
I think OP is one of the oldest pics on the internet. Always loved that one. Always just automatically thought it was on ostrich but sort of interesting to know it's actually an emu.
Either way, it's hilarious. Even after seeing it for so many years.
But the cassowary probably came about when the velociraptors were like "you know, I don't think I like where this whole evolution thing is headed. Being a velociraptor is pretty sweet, so let's just go ahead and stop"
Particularly if you get a look at their brutal toe claw designed to murder humans
Holy. Shit.
I for one welcome our new Emu overlords.
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But the cassowary probably came about when the velociraptors were like "you know, I don't think I like where this whole evolution thing is headed. Being a velociraptor is pretty sweet, so let's just go ahead and stop"
Particularly if you get a look at their brutal toe claw designed to murder humans
Holy. Shit.
I for one welcome our new Emu overlords.
Don't call a cassowary an emu, at least in hearing; it'll kill you for that.
Of course it's an emu. It says it right there in the file name. And you can trust files names. I have it on good authority from someone on the internet.
Speaking of large Australian birds, I had no clue that this thing called a cassowary existed until I visited Australia and saw signs warning not to approach them because they'll kill you just for fun.
A cassowary stole my sandwich once when I was younger... I was pretty upset at the time, but in hindsight I got off pretty easy.
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Either way, it's hilarious. Even after seeing it for so many years.
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Holy. Shit.
I for one welcome our new Emu overlords.
From the pic in the OP, you can see that the bird has two toes by the reflection in its eyes.
Don't call a cassowary an emu, at least in hearing; it'll kill you for that.
It seems all we needed was
a bird's eye view.
8-)
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
... the bird in the OP must clearly be an emu.
A cassowary stole my sandwich once when I was younger... I was pretty upset at the time, but in hindsight I got off pretty easy.