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  • CarnarvonCarnarvon Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Carnarvon wrote: »
    Soldier's Stash is kind of meh, and the Bonnet is awesome.

    most hat opinions i will let fly

    but god damnit that hat is a work of art

    be proud to wear that

    motherfuck i've wanted that hat since hats were invented!

    Ehhhh. It's not a bad hat, it just doesn't 'wow' me. It's like a slightly better version of the trophy belt.

    Also, I decided to take a look at crafting recipes and saw that two of the same item or two items of the same class now give scrap. I had 13 spare spy items. I am crafting my hat.

    Edit: Shitfuckshanka. You are joining my Stash in hat hell.

    LORD BE PRAISED

    Carnarvon on
  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    xzzy wrote: »
    Insanity wrote: »
    Has anyone posted this yet?

    Because an engineering degree is starting to look promising.

    I make more money than the engineer.

    emot-smug.gif

    But I'd give it all up to be a pyro.

    :(

    Shit Xzzy. Wanna share some wealth?

    I's poh folk.

    UEAKCrash on
  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    We talking about hats in here?

    Because I have a couple.

    Quaz and Wally on
  • ebotasticebotastic Going Gonzo In People's HeartsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    UEAKCrash wrote: »
    Endaro wrote: »
    You are all probably familiar by now with Saxton Hales thrilling comics of adventure, often over the top combat with dangerous wild animals, such as this delightful tale:
    Saxton_turtle.jpg

    Well I read an article today on the old men's magazines which arguably influenced the Saxton Hale comics, and they are hilarious.

    A lot of them are even more ridiculous than Saxton Hale's. Every time you think they've come up with the most ridiculous animal to fight they come up with something better.
    Weasels?
    Crabs?!
    Giant Otters?!?
    ...armies of sea monkeys?
    Snapping turtles? really?
    And my personal favorite, the deadly army of Flying Squirrels!!!!

    My favorite is the cowboy and the little boy who is holding a stack of logs at perfect dick-level. All grinning approvingly and such.

    Those were flying snapping turtles, you don't get much more badass than that!

    ebotastic on
    Please, call me ebo.
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I havnt gotten a hat since the lats hat I got which was my masters yellow belt months ago.

    and I play every night for several hours.

    All I ever get are god damn sandviches and pee.

    Buttcleft on
  • Bruce ForsythBruce Forsyth Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Carnarvon wrote: »
    Soldier's Stash is kind of meh, and the Bonnet is awesome.

    most hat opinions i will let fly

    but god damnit that hat is a work of art

    be proud to wear that

    motherfuck i've wanted that hat since hats were invented!

    If trading is released soon (hahahaahhaahhhahahahahaahhahaah), hit me up. I have a spare Stash I could give to a good soldier. Or trade, whatever, I don't care.

    Stash is good because it's not over the top like the rest of the hats. I like my hats subdued and subtle, for the most part. Even if that goes against a game with jarate and crazy Russians.

    Bruce Forsyth on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The only hats I have are the free ones I got for pre-ording l4d2 and being a chump.

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    The only hats I have are the free ones I got for pre-ording l4d2 and being a chump.

    You need to play more tuftuu.

    It is much fun killing you

    Buttcleft on
  • EndaroEndaro Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ebotastic wrote: »
    UEAKCrash wrote: »
    Endaro wrote: »
    You are all probably familiar by now with Saxton Hales thrilling comics of adventure, often over the top combat with dangerous wild animals, such as this delightful tale:
    Saxton_turtle.jpg

    Well I read an article today on the old men's magazines which arguably influenced the Saxton Hale comics, and they are hilarious.

    A lot of them are even more ridiculous than Saxton Hale's. Every time you think they've come up with the most ridiculous animal to fight they come up with something better.
    Weasels?
    Crabs?!
    Giant Otters?!?
    ...armies of sea monkeys?
    Snapping turtles? really?
    And my personal favorite, the deadly army of Flying Squirrels!!!!

    My favorite is the cowboy and the little boy who is holding a stack of logs at perfect dick-level. All grinning approvingly and such.

    Those were flying snapping turtles, you don't get much more badass than that!

    I don't even see the one Crash is mentioning, I think he's just relaying some cowboy fantasy/dream he had.

    Endaro on
  • IdolisideIdoliside Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    The only hats I have are the free ones I got for pre-ording l4d2 and being a chump.

    Pretty much the same for me. I'm working on the whole crafting thing since they upped the drop rates

    Idoliside on
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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    My hat haves and wants below
    General
    I have: 1x Cheater's Lament, 1x Ghastly Gibus, 1x Mildly disturbing Halloween mask, 1x Bill's Hat, 1x Sam's Severed Head, 1x Towering Pillar of Hats
    I want: Nothing, right now.

    Demoman
    I have: 1x Glenngary Bonnet, 1x Hustler's Hallmark, 2x Scotsman's Stovepipe
    I want: The Bonnet, or maybe the Pirate hat.

    Engineer
    I have: 1x Mining Light, 1x Texas Slim's Dome Shine
    I want: The welding mask

    Heavy
    I have: 1x Tough Guy's Toque, 4x Officer's Ushanka
    I want: The Officer's Ushanka

    Medic
    I have: 1x Physician's Procedure Mask, 2x Vintage Tyrolean
    I want: Medic Mask/Mirror or Goggles

    Pyro
    I have: 1x Pyro's Beanie, 1x Triboniophorus tyrannus
    I want: Respectless Rubber Glove, or maybe the Whiskered Gentlemann and the Vintage Merryweather. Or maybe I'll just stick with the parasite.

    Scout
    I have: 1x Batter's Helmet, 1x Bonk Helm,
    I want: Nothing really. I just use the Rabbit Head.

    Sniper
    I have: 1x Professional's Panama, 3x Master's Yellow Belt
    I want: Nothing really.

    Soldier
    I have: 1x Tyrant's Helm, 2x Killer's Kabuto, 2x Soldier's Stash
    I want: Drill Sergeant's Hat or Stainless Pot

    Spy
    I have: 1x Camera Beard, 1x Magistrate's Mullet
    I want: Nothing really.

    Undead Scottsman on
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    god damn thats like half your backpack!

    E: FOUR USHANKAS?!

    VALVEjunkie on
  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    god damn thats like half your backpack!

    E: FOUR USHANKAS?!

    Yeah, I'm still not sure what the fuck happened there.

    Undead Scottsman on
  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So you have four of them and... you want another? Eh?

    Adus on
  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Adus wrote: »
    So you have four of them and... you want another? Eh?

    No, the hat I want for the Heavy is the Ushanka. I just happen to have the hat I want.

    Undead Scottsman on
  • UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Endaro wrote: »
    ebotastic wrote: »
    UEAKCrash wrote: »
    Endaro wrote: »
    You are all probably familiar by now with Saxton Hales thrilling comics of adventure, often over the top combat with dangerous wild animals, such as this delightful tale:
    Saxton_turtle.jpg

    Well I read an article today on the old men's magazines which arguably influenced the Saxton Hale comics, and they are hilarious.

    A lot of them are even more ridiculous than Saxton Hale's. Every time you think they've come up with the most ridiculous animal to fight they come up with something better.
    Weasels?
    Crabs?!
    Giant Otters?!?
    ...armies of sea monkeys?
    Snapping turtles? really?
    And my personal favorite, the deadly army of Flying Squirrels!!!!

    My favorite is the cowboy and the little boy who is holding a stack of logs at perfect dick-level. All grinning approvingly and such.

    Those were flying snapping turtles, you don't get much more badass than that!

    I don't even see the one Crash is mentioning, I think he's just relaying some cowboy fantasy/dream he had.

    True.

    Also,
    got_wood.jpg

    UEAKCrash on
  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Adus wrote: »
    So you have four of them and... you want another? Eh?

    No, the hat I want for the Heavy is the Ushanka. I just happen to have the hat I want.

    dude just make class tokens for the ones you dont have and craft those extras!

    I have three hats

    fuck all y'all with hats comin out the wazoo complainin about how many you have

    :(

    VALVEjunkie on
  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Scottsman, do you have a secret second account where you idle all the time? 'Cause TF2items.com shows no class specific hats in your backpack.

    Peewi on
  • PatboyXPatboyX Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    When will I get my robot dog?
    When?!

    PatboyX on
    "lenny bruce is not afraid..."
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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    QUAZ AS PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR IDLING YOU WILL NEVER GET A CRIT-A-COLA OR AN EXTRA KRITZKRIEG TO CRAFT ONE.

    Quaz and Wally on
  • nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    perfect

    nealcm on
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  • PatboyXPatboyX Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I am suffering the same punishment. (although my crimes are poor playing and taking 8 months off)
    Give me some Gunboats at least.

    PatboyX on
    "lenny bruce is not afraid..."
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I think I want to try and get good with the huntsman. Not sure what I should use as my secondary weapon though. The jarate is obviously a great boon for the whole team but it really sucks not having an smg when you tag someone with the huntsman on the way in and now they are up in your face.

    Inquisitor on
  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    If they're in your face, that's what the kukri is meant to deal with.

    Otherwise, spend all your time hanging out with the pyros.

    xzzy on
  • nealcmnealcm Alvarian AlvarianRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    man you managed to only get the bad engineer hats (in my opinion)

    nealcm on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    xzzy wrote: »
    If they're in your face, that's what the kukri is meant to deal with.

    Otherwise, spend all your time hanging out with the pyros.

    But I suck at the melee! And getting my kukri on against scouts or pyros sounds...sub-optimal, and those are the two that have been seeming to get up in my face the most.

    Inquisitor on
  • Roland_tHTGRoland_tHTG Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Stand near the Nat-heavies

    Roland_tHTG on
  • HenryVapeHenryVape Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i wish pulpmagaszines in norway had as zany titles and covers, but all ive seen are the same boring detectives. i really want to read "The strange WW2 fate of yank capt. Hogan and his 69 turncoat nazi butcher girls".

    HenryVape on
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  • Raoulduke20Raoulduke20 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    HenryVape wrote: »
    i wish pulpmagaszines in norway had as zany titles and covers, but all ive seen are the same boring detectives. i really want to read "The strange WW2 fate of yank capt. Hogan and his 69 turncoat nazi butcher girls".

    Shame on your for thinking that pulp detective stories are boring. But yeah, who doesn't want to read about 69 turncoat nazi butcher girls.

    Raoulduke20 on
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  • EndaroEndaro Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    HenryVape wrote: »
    i wish pulpmagaszines in norway had as zany titles and covers, but all ive seen are the same boring detectives. i really want to read "The strange WW2 fate of yank capt. Hogan and his 69 turncoat nazi butcher girls".

    I think we all know where that one is going :winky:

    Endaro on
  • MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    it's Colonel Hogan

    have some respect

    MrDelish on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    The only hats I have are the free ones I got for pre-ording l4d2 and being a chump.

    You need to play more tuftuu.

    It is much fun killing you

    You aren't the first person who's told me that...

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Peewi wrote: »
    Scottsman, do you have a secret second account where you idle all the time? 'Cause TF2items.com shows no class specific hats in your backpack.

    Yeah, do a search for ScottBot. I'd give you a direct link but I'm at work.

    EDIT: Forum search to the rescue: http://www.tf2items.com/profiles/76561197960329379

    Undead Scottsman on
  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Peewi wrote: »
    Scottsman, do you have a secret second account where you idle all the time? 'Cause TF2items.com shows no class specific hats in your backpack.

    Yeah, do a search for ScottBot. I'd give you a direct link but I'm at work.

    EDIT: Forum search to the rescue: http://www.tf2items.com/profiles/76561197960329379

    Holy shit that's a lot of hats. If Valve ever puts in trading, I demand he give me some.

    Peewi on
  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Peewi wrote: »
    Peewi wrote: »
    Scottsman, do you have a secret second account where you idle all the time? 'Cause TF2items.com shows no class specific hats in your backpack.

    Yeah, do a search for ScottBot. I'd give you a direct link but I'm at work.

    EDIT: Forum search to the rescue: http://www.tf2items.com/profiles/76561197960329379

    Holy shit that's a lot of hats. If Valve ever puts in trading, I demand he give me some.

    Eye for an eye and a hat for a hat!

    EDIT: Besides, Quaz has way more hats than I do.

    Undead Scottsman on
  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    YET NO CRITACOLA

    OR STOVEPIPE

    Quaz and Wally on
  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    YET NO CRITACOLA

    OR STOVEPIPE

    the gods are telling you to cherish the little things in life

    like having enough hats for your toes and fingers

    undeinPirat on
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  • Quaz and WallyQuaz and Wally Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I have enough afros to cover the scout in hair

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I always thought that, after a certain ammount of hats, you should be able to wear them all as a hat-suit.

    Undead Scottsman on
  • martymarty Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Random pic of still life on dustbowl. Subject? nappucino.
    nappuccinoislookinggood.jpg

    marty on
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