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Round 1: Mr Fuzzbutt vs cj iwakura

LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPA mod
edited May 2010 in Social Entropy++
Mr Fuzzbutt
(tinier mirror)

cj iwakura:
Present day, present time.

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"Hello Navi."

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Login acknowledged. Ident 'cj iwakura' recognized.

Greetings.


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"Navi, database access. Query: 'polar bears'."

Accessing, please wait.

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Record obtained, displaying.

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Subject
"Mr. Fuzzbutt" appears whimsical, defiant, and aggressive;
a trademark of his race.

Subject appears to pose minimal threat to user. Command? _


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"Unfortunate, it seems this one will not be a challenge.

Navi, upload viral sample. Erase specimen from Wired,
subsection Socialized Entropic Additional Square."


Acknowledged, uploading.

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Error, subject is resistant to viral implementation.

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Subject remains defiant. Command?_


"An unfortunate complication. Eliminate its habitat, Navi.

Obliterate the entire subforum."


Acknowledged.

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...

Error; subforum reclassified as 'Glossololia', deletion protocol ineffective.

Subject has become aware, and is displaying aggressive tendencies.

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Command?


"Utilize subtle measures; dispense in edible form."

Acknowledged, updated virus created; sending.

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Virus dispensed, subject remains displeased. Command? _


"Send in the weapon."

Error. The weapon is still under testing, usage could result in mass destruction of surroundings. Unable to dispatch for safety reasons.

"Would you like Windows Vista to be reinstalled?"

Override acknowledged, dispatching.


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Subject has defeated the dispatched assailant,
over-abundant armor proven ineffective.

...


Update: Subject has become complacent in aftermath of conflict.


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Virus has taken effect. Command? _

"Bring up the list of available sponsors, send subject to highest bidder."

Acknowledged. Processing...

...

Interested party discovered.


"They will do. Navi, confirm the payment transfer, and deliver upon receipt."

Payment confirmed, subject has been transmitted for immediate marketing purposes.

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Shut down command confirmed.

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    fuzz thats adorable and made me laugh

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    fuzz my lady was squealing the entire time

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Goddamn, CJ! I am impressed!

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    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    same, CJ gets it this time

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    fuzzbutt won SO hard

    that bear is adorable as HELL

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I am not sure what to do here

    these were both enjoyable

    and Fuzzbutt's bear is so cute

    but I might have to give it to cj for creativity

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fuzzbutt's won me over by a little. I really loved CJ's though, but it would have been a lot better as a huge gif.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    tough call, but I had to give it to fuzzbutt

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'll vote for CJ's clever entry. Fuzzbutt's was so good though.

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    TenTen Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    These were both pretty clever but Fuzzbutt made me giggle more

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    "anime people all look the same to me

    does that make me racist? :O"

    this made me giggle

    Yeah, that was my favorite part, too.

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the best part is ''i cant just assume its him!''

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Adorable bear is adorable.

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    scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Did you just sell fuzzbutt into slavery at coca cola?

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I am unaffected by cuteness and so went with cj

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fuzzbutt's made me smile.

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fuzzbutt, that was delightful.

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    my favorite part was my cameo

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited May 2010
    I liked the joke at the end, fuzzbutt!

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fuzzbutt, your last panel won my vote for you.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I love fuzzbutt's more every time I read it

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh man these were both great

    gonna have to think on this one

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Was CJ's a reference to an anime? I didn't recognize it.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    had to flip a coin and the coin choose CJ

    also yeah it's a Serial Experiments Lain reference I think

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ahh I had to vote for Fuzz based on the cute/humor factor, but as a fan of Lain from long back I gotta hand it to Iwakura

    Also I love how these two synergized - in Fuzz's, Iwakura has oodles of technology at his command, and fuzzbutt doesn't really know what he's doing. And in Iwakura's, it's the saaame thing! Magnificent.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thanks for the entry, Mr Iwakura! Selling me to Coca-Cola is a bit harsh though, isn't it? :(
    <3

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    they were both balls awesome but I had to go with fuzz in the end

    sorry Cj!

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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It'd be hard for me to vote against Fuzz's after how hard I laughed at, well, like all of it.

    CJ's, I don't know. Maybe its the lateness of the hour, but it took me two readthroughs to understand what was going on. It was ambitious, and neat, but it didn't make a whole lot of sense to a person who's not familiar with your animés and such.

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    YaYa wrote: »
    had to flip a coin and the coin choose CJ

    also yeah it's a Serial Experiments Lain reference I think

    Shit I knew I recognized some of that stuff.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    some kind of anime, I guess?

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thanks for the entry, Mr Iwakura! Selling me to Coca-Cola is a bit harsh though, isn't it? :(
    <3

    I feel like a winner just for getting that sketch of Lain piloting a mecha. :^:


    And yes, all the (non bear) images are from Serial Experiments Lain.

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Cj's was really cleaver and it had the bear picture that I use for my avatar. But I had to go with Fuzzbutt because of the "I win! Again!" part.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Bah, sorry CJ, but I'm going with Fuzzbutt on this one.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    One of those polar bear pictures was the beginning of my avatar.

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Both really good but I think Fuzz's last panel tips it in his favor.

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I knew you could do it Fuzzbut.

    CJ's was nice as well, curious to see who will take this one.

    edit: and then i voted and i'm not so curious anymore.

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    DarricDarric Santa MonicaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Voted Fuzzbutt. CJ's was original, but damn if I didn't laugh out loud twice during Fuzzbutt's. Super adorable.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fuzzbutt, because of the twist ending.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2010
    With everyone flocking to Butler's haughty poetry, I'm kind of surprised cj's entry isn't even making this a tough call. It's pretty brilliant.

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    DarricDarric Santa MonicaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It is very good! It's a pity for him that he was up against such a good entry, though.

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