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Round 1: Mr Fuzzbutt vs cj iwakura
Larlar
consecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
consecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
Mr Fuzzbutt
(tinier mirror)
cj iwakura:
"Hello Navi."
Login acknowledged. Ident 'cj iwakura' recognized.
Greetings.
"Navi, database access. Query: 'polar bears'."
Accessing, please wait.
Record obtained, displaying.
Subject "Mr. Fuzzbutt" appears whimsical, defiant, and aggressive;
a trademark of his race.
Subject appears to pose minimal threat to user. Command? _
"Unfortunate, it seems this one will not be a challenge.
Navi, upload viral sample. Erase specimen from Wired,
subsection Socialized Entropic Additional Square."
Acknowledged, uploading.
Error, subject is resistant to viral implementation.
Subject remains defiant. Command?_
"An unfortunate complication. Eliminate its habitat, Navi.
Obliterate the entire subforum."
Acknowledged.
...
Error; subforum reclassified as 'Glossololia', deletion protocol ineffective.
Subject has become aware, and is displaying aggressive tendencies.
Command?
"Utilize subtle measures; dispense in edible form."
Acknowledged, updated virus created; sending.
Virus dispensed, subject remains displeased. Command? _
"Send in the weapon."
Error. The weapon is still under testing, usage could result in mass destruction of surroundings. Unable to dispatch for safety reasons.
"Would you like Windows Vista to be reinstalled?"
Override acknowledged, dispatching.
Subject has defeated the dispatched assailant,
over-abundant armor proven ineffective.
...
Update: Subject has become complacent in aftermath of conflict.
Virus has taken effect. Command? _
"Bring up the list of available sponsors, send subject to highest bidder."
Acknowledged. Processing...
...
Interested party discovered.
"They will do. Navi, confirm the payment transfer, and deliver upon receipt."
Payment confirmed, subject has been transmitted for immediate marketing purposes.
Shut down command confirmed.
(tinier mirror)
cj iwakura:
Present day, present time.
"Hello Navi."
Login acknowledged. Ident 'cj iwakura' recognized.
Greetings.
"Navi, database access. Query: 'polar bears'."
Accessing, please wait.
Record obtained, displaying.
Subject "Mr. Fuzzbutt" appears whimsical, defiant, and aggressive;
a trademark of his race.
Subject appears to pose minimal threat to user. Command? _
"Unfortunate, it seems this one will not be a challenge.
Navi, upload viral sample. Erase specimen from Wired,
subsection Socialized Entropic Additional Square."
Acknowledged, uploading.
Error, subject is resistant to viral implementation.
Subject remains defiant. Command?_
"An unfortunate complication. Eliminate its habitat, Navi.
Obliterate the entire subforum."
Acknowledged.
...
Error; subforum reclassified as 'Glossololia', deletion protocol ineffective.
Subject has become aware, and is displaying aggressive tendencies.
Command?
"Utilize subtle measures; dispense in edible form."
Acknowledged, updated virus created; sending.
Virus dispensed, subject remains displeased. Command? _
"Send in the weapon."
Error. The weapon is still under testing, usage could result in mass destruction of surroundings. Unable to dispatch for safety reasons.
"Would you like Windows Vista to be reinstalled?"
Override acknowledged, dispatching.
Subject has defeated the dispatched assailant,
over-abundant armor proven ineffective.
...
Update: Subject has become complacent in aftermath of conflict.
Virus has taken effect. Command? _
"Bring up the list of available sponsors, send subject to highest bidder."
Acknowledged. Processing...
...
Interested party discovered.
"They will do. Navi, confirm the payment transfer, and deliver upon receipt."
Payment confirmed, subject has been transmitted for immediate marketing purposes.
Shut down command confirmed.
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that bear is adorable as HELL
these were both enjoyable
and Fuzzbutt's bear is so cute
but I might have to give it to cj for creativity
Yeah, that was my favorite part, too.
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gonna have to think on this one
also yeah it's a Serial Experiments Lain reference I think
Also I love how these two synergized - in Fuzz's, Iwakura has oodles of technology at his command, and fuzzbutt doesn't really know what he's doing. And in Iwakura's, it's the saaame thing! Magnificent.
sorry Cj!
CJ's, I don't know. Maybe its the lateness of the hour, but it took me two readthroughs to understand what was going on. It was ambitious, and neat, but it didn't make a whole lot of sense to a person who's not familiar with your animés and such.
Shit I knew I recognized some of that stuff.
I feel like a winner just for getting that sketch of Lain piloting a mecha. :^:
And yes, all the (non bear) images are from Serial Experiments Lain.
CJ's was nice as well, curious to see who will take this one.
edit: and then i voted and i'm not so curious anymore.