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Forum Battle 2010 - we have vampires AND explosions

LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPA mod
edited June 2010 in Social Entropy++
I'll remove the bulk of this OP after the first round is complete.

Follow updates through Twitter and Facebook, created by that guy with the hair. You know him as Qorzm.

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What is this?
By now, you either know or can find out on your own. This is far from the first time this contest has taken place here. As usual, there will be 64 total spots, 5 of which have already been filled, and 5 more which are tentatively reserved and may be filled at my discretion. With the exception of the 4 seeded entries, the initial bracket will be randomized. Voting for each battle will once again be active for a 24-hour period.

When/How do I submit my entry?
PM me the link(s). You are in charge of your own web hosting, and there are plenty of free services out there that this really shouldn't be a problem. Either use something reliable or a couple of things that aren't (one set of mirrored links is usually enough, unless you're extremely paranoid or just plain awful at internetting). Just know that once the battle goes up, if your link doesn't work, ha ha.

Since I moved to the west coast last August, in addition to the date of open registration, all due dates for entries will now be at 11:59:59 p.m. in Pacific Time. Please try to remember that all entries are due before the day the battle is set to take place, not by the end of.

What if I don't submit anything?
By signing up for this competition, you are acknowledging that if you fail to submit an entry on time or do submit an entry that is the equivalent of "whatever, I'm out" or "whoops, I forgot," bad things will happen to you. Sheriff Bogey is now running the punishment show, and he's running a mighty steep curve.

Are there prizes?
It depends on what you consider valuable.

Does ASimPerson have an archive of past contests?
What an oddly specific question. But yes, he does. However, it only dates back to 2007, so it's missing all the classic, original contests.

Can I see it?
No.

Please?
http://asimweb.org/pabattle/

Remember that the break time between rounds will shrink as the competition wears on. The better your entries are, the more likely you're about to enter a world of pain. Best of luck.

Idiot-proof links:

COMPETITION BRACKET
Campion is in charge of the bracket maintenance this year. Thanks, Campion!

THE ONE TRUE TIME ZONE
Follow this clock, because this will be your battle clock. Your entry is due before the day of your battle begins (i.e.: by 11:59:59 p.m. on the previous date, according this clock).

Roster:
1. DE?AD
2. Raneados
3. ChicoBlue
4. Robcham
5. Berk
6. Munkus Beaver
7. Futore
8. Wombat!!
9. Squbh (Team Squall/Dubh)
10. Stale
11. Dr.Funkenstein
12. Geebs
13. Qorzm
14. GSM
15. bsjezz
16. Worthless Lurker
17. SabreMau
18. Langly
19. Sal
20. Fletcher
21. The Otaku Suppository
22. Kusuguttai
23. Lady Eri
24. Swill
25. Fearghaill
26. Blaket
27. MacGuffin
28. Sara Lynn
29. Campion
30. Projeck
31. Framling
32. ThatDudeOverThere
33. Ten
34. #pipe
35. Zombies Tossed My Salad! (ZeroZero)
36. Butler
37. Cold Salmon and Hatred (Zot)
38. Bedlam
39. Gatsby
40. Mr Fuzzbutt
41. Caulk Bite 6
42. Odin
43. crwth
44. Spectre-x
45. Volucrisus Aedrius
46. Platypus Beirut
47. Gumpy
48. Nerindil
49. CorpseRT
50. Goose!
51. Rolo
52. Monkeyfeet
53. Antimatter
54. Koshian
55. Nogs
56. Vann Diras
57. Marcus and His Band Of Mysterious Disco Ravens
58. Zonugal
59. Dadouw
60. Cowardly
61. natek
62. Edcrab
63. cj iwakura
64. Marshmallow

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    so are we still shutting up or can i continue to throw down troofs and shit

    Raneados on
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    SABRE MAU

    WE DOIN THIS

    Squall on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I was just about to make a choice post when the other thread got locked

    FAQ on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    actually more importantly everyone needs to be aware that

    RANEADOS
    vs.
    VANN DIRAS


    is coming up in a few days

    i am starting up my hype machine

    Raneados on
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    gcsquall.gif

    Squall on
  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I dunno Squall, GC is a real dick

    Macera on
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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Rane you're gonna get stomped.

    Henroid on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Rane you're gonna get stomped.

    SHUT UP


    it's okay rane you're gonna do swell

    Raneados on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Henroid, your butt is fat.

    Let's wrestle.

    ChicoBlue on
  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ah, the new thread finally. Now I can update my website and go to bed.

    Okay, actually I was doing some stuff for work as well.

    ASimPerson on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm gonna go to bed

    i shall spend the few minutes i have before sleep quietly freaking out

    Raneados on
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I believe in the Raneados that believes in me

    Squall on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    chico I will wrestle your fat butt

    L|ama on
  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    SABRE MAU

    WE DOIN THIS

    Eventually. I have to actually get started on most of it sometime this weekend.

    SabreMau on
  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    dr. funkenstein i hope you are bringing some of your eponymous funk to this battle

    i am wide open and ready to receive your funk

    Fletcher on
  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I gotta say that this event is one of my favorite times of the year.

    Josiah_9 on
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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    SabreMau wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    SABRE MAU

    WE DOIN THIS

    Eventually. I have to actually get started on most of it sometime this weekend.

    I was worried that you might no-show since you disappeared for a week! I am very glad to see that you're still up for this.

    Squall on
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Henroid, your butt is fat.

    Let's wrestle.

    You just want to sodomize me. D:

    Henroid on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    get over yourself henroid

    FAQ on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    every time somebody brings up henroids shapely backside he thinks he's going to get sodomized

    sheesh

    FAQ on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Henroid, just because I want to brutally fuck your wonderful ass doesn't mean I want to sodomize you.

    Geez.

    Grow

    the fuck

    UP.

    ChicoBlue on
  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    take a fat cock up your pooper like a real man

    stop being such a girl about it

    Fletcher on
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Look.

    If you've got it, flaunt it.

    And I've got it.

    Henroid on
  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    I was worried that you might no-show since you disappeared for a week! I am very glad to see that you're still up for this.
    Nah, the reason I made the vacation only a week was because of the Sunday deadline. And also voyaging an hour on the bus out to the college only to discover that they don't have Adobe CS5 Student Edition in yet and probably won't have it in for another 2-3 weeks because of their low, low priority or something.

    Totally muddling up my Premiere Pro plans.

    SabreMau on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    HE WANTS TO GAMMORAHIZE YOU

    Futore on
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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    maaan I take a few weeks off the forums and I miss this?

    I have the best idea for beating fuzzbutt too. Maybe I will sell my secrets to whoever he is up against next like they do in the spy movies

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the best way to beat mr.fuzzbutt is by burning fossil fuels

    FAQ on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    or mining Svalbard

    L|ama on
  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    oh noooo i love adam lambert

    i can't stop listening to his stupid album while i'm drawing

    Fletcher on
  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FAQ wrote: »
    the best way to beat mr.fuzzbutt is by burning fossil fuels

    close. I would have just done a video of me standing outside spraying hairspray all over the place and laughing maniacally followed by sad music and a picture of a polar bear

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    man we are getting towards some of the heavy hitters now

    Brolo on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fletcher wrote: »
    oh noooo i love adam lambert

    i can't stop listening to his stupid album while i'm drawing

    send me a preview.

    no one sent me a preview when i asked anyone/everyone for a preview last night

    edit: PITY ME!

    Futore on
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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    man we are getting towards some of the heavy hitters now

    TDOT is fat joke?

    UnbrokenEva on
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Things are moving swimmingly.

    Goose! on
  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    all i have are stills but i will send you a still!

    futore you are the only one who gets to see a still

    i hope you feel special

    Fletcher on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    yyyyyyyyyyyyyessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

    I feel cool now. thanks dudes! I yam inspired

    Futore on
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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    SabreMau wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    I was worried that you might no-show since you disappeared for a week! I am very glad to see that you're still up for this.
    Nah, the reason I made the vacation only a week was because of the Sunday deadline. And also voyaging an hour on the bus out to the college only to discover that they don't have Adobe CS5 Student Edition in yet and probably won't have it in for another 2-3 weeks because of their low, low priority or something.

    Totally muddling up my Premiere Pro plans.

    Photoshop CS5 was giving me huge tablet troubles, there was major pen lag so I had to switch back to CS3. Pity too, because I really like the new zoom function.

    Premiere Pro is nice though, I just need to get this shit finished to start the editing process (I have no editing skills)

    Squall on
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Bracket updated! We are living in the now, now!

    Campion on
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited May 2010
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

    [Deleted User] on
  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Campion wrote: »
    Bracket updated! We are living in the now, now!

    Is there a link to this new bracket? The one in the OP still seems unchanged, even after reloading.

    SabreMau on
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