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I swear to god I will shit in your Pepsi

unintentionalunintentional smellyRegistered User regular
edited May 2010 in Social Entropy++
No seriously someone did that, and it now being sentenced to
serve probation, serve 200 hours of community service, write a letter to the victim to apologize -- and to write a 1,000-word report on why it's unhealthy to ingest fecal matter.

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What the fuck is wrong with people?

I really really want to read the letter he has to write.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    how would this even be a thing

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    ...

    huh

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    hahahhahahahahha

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I hope he cites 2girls1cup

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Writing up the report is like the slap in the face for this sentencing, hahaha

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That 200 hours of community service will be served getting ice cold drinks for everyone in the courthouse.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I shat in a Pepsi once. It was kind of stupid though, because I couldn't really drink it afterwards.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    the pepsi probably tasted better afterwards

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Prosecutors dropped an aggravated assault charge in exchange for the boy's guilty plea to a charge of tampering with a food product.

    that second charge seems a lot more accurate somehow

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That sounds more like a middle school punishment.

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Thesis: Eating shit ain't good for you.

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  • .avi.avi regular
    edited May 2010
    pee in my hair

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Just in pure coincidence, I call Pepsi Asscola.

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Thesis: Eating shit ain't good for you.

    but it is fun

    Also, was anyone else not surprised at all that this happened in new jersey

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Did they really sentence someone to write a god damn report? Is this 5th grade?

    Then again who outside of 5th graders decides to shit in pepsi?

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i'm eating poop right now numnumnumnumnumnum

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I wonder if this caused

    dyspepsia

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  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    was it just like, a can of pepsi?

    because I'm trying to think of the kind of poo dexterity that would require

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    How exactly does one shit in a pepsi? I mean was it in a can or a bottle?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    isn't all of cooking tampering with a food product?

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh shit actually

    One time when I was in middle-school I was over at my friends house and we were playing some game on his PC. One of my friends decides he doesn't feel like going to the bathroom to take a piss so he pisses into his soda can.

    Hours later he thinks it will be funny to replace my can of soda with his piss can. I took a swig and spit it out and then was convinced I was going to die for the next half an hour.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What the hell is up with kids today.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I bet he used a funnel

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Oh shit actually

    One time when I was in middle-school I was over at my friends house and we were playing some game on his PC. One of my friends decides he doesn't feel like going to the bathroom to take a piss so he pisses into his soda can.

    Hours later he think it will be funny to replace my can of soda with his piss can. I took a swig and spit it out and then was convinced I was going to die for the next half an hour.

    someone fucking pissed into an empty inside the house?

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It just said "Soda" in the article, I assume it was a fountain drink or something.
    I picked Pepsi because I think it sounded funny

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Probably a fountain cup from a fast food joint.

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Oh shit actually

    One time when I was in middle-school I was over at my friends house and we were playing some game on his PC. One of my friends decides he doesn't feel like going to the bathroom to take a piss so he pisses into his soda can.

    Hours later he thinks it will be funny to replace my can of soda with his piss can. I took a swig and spit it out and then was convinced I was going to die for the next half an hour.

    What the hell? Did you just continue playing after your friend pulled out his penis and pissed in a bottle?

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    As I recall he did it as a joke while the two of us who were watching the screen weren't paying attention to him. I guess we all thought it was funny or something.

    That dude was basically a huge dick. He ended up moving away in 8th grade or something and the next time I saw him he was a total douchebag.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Oh shit actually

    One time when I was in middle-school I was over at my friends house and we were playing some game on his PC. One of my friends decides he doesn't feel like going to the bathroom to take a piss so he pisses into his soda can.

    Hours later he think it will be funny to replace my can of soda with his piss can. I took a swig and spit it out and then was convinced I was going to die for the next half an hour.

    someone fucking pissed into an empty inside the house?

    My sister was once to lazy to go all the way across the house to the bathroom, so just pissed and shit in a bucket.

    Then didn't clean it up.

    Instead she hid the bucket, until we had to play a game of 'find the sewage leak, seriously, why the fuck does the house smell like this?'

    My mom was not pleased.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i once had a friend pee out of my 3rd floor apartment window because he couldn't wait until i got out of the shower

    i am not sure why he didnt use the sink or something

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Being a teacher, I've had to hold it for hours at a time
    Not being able to wait five minutes is just an excuse to piss on stuff

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Oh shit actually

    One time when I was in middle-school I was over at my friends house and we were playing some game on his PC. One of my friends decides he doesn't feel like going to the bathroom to take a piss so he pisses into his soda can.

    Hours later he think it will be funny to replace my can of soda with his piss can. I took a swig and spit it out and then was convinced I was going to die for the next half an hour.

    someone fucking pissed into an empty inside the house?

    My sister was once to lazy to go all the way across the house to the bathroom, so just pissed and shit in a bucket.

    Then didn't clean it up.

    Instead she hid the bucket, until we had to play a game of 'find the sewage leak, seriously, why the fuck does the house smell like this?'

    My mom was not pleased.

    I hope she was four at the time.

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  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    because if you piss in the sink you can't get points for hitting people, duh

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Oh shit actually

    One time when I was in middle-school I was over at my friends house and we were playing some game on his PC. One of my friends decides he doesn't feel like going to the bathroom to take a piss so he pisses into his soda can.

    Hours later he think it will be funny to replace my can of soda with his piss can. I took a swig and spit it out and then was convinced I was going to die for the next half an hour.

    someone fucking pissed into an empty inside the house?

    My sister was once to lazy to go all the way across the house to the bathroom, so just pissed and shit in a bucket.

    Then didn't clean it up.

    Instead she hid the bucket, until we had to play a game of 'find the sewage leak, seriously, why the fuck does the house smell like this?'

    My mom was not pleased.

    I hope she was four at the time.

    No, she was more like 8.

    A little over half way to having her own baby, at 14. My family is filled with awesome people.

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Is this essay going to be graded? Will they check to see if he plagiarizes? Will they make him do it over if it isn't good enough? Imagine if he can't write for a damn and still has to work on this when he's 45.

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  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Oh shit actually

    One time when I was in middle-school I was over at my friends house and we were playing some game on his PC. One of my friends decides he doesn't feel like going to the bathroom to take a piss so he pisses into his soda can.

    Hours later he think it will be funny to replace my can of soda with his piss can. I took a swig and spit it out and then was convinced I was going to die for the next half an hour.

    someone fucking pissed into an empty inside the house?

    My sister was once to lazy to go all the way across the house to the bathroom, so just pissed and shit in a bucket.

    Then didn't clean it up.

    Instead she hid the bucket, until we had to play a game of 'find the sewage leak, seriously, why the fuck does the house smell like this?'

    My mom was not pleased.

    I hope she was four at the time.

    No, she was more like 8.

    A little over half way to having her own baby, at 14. My family is filled with awesome people.

    D:

    Damn dude...

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    My sister once peed in a jar because she couldn't be bothered to go to the bathroom. When the jar was eventually found, she tried to tell us it was perfume.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Eu de toilette

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I once peed in the sink, but I had heavy feaver at the time and just thought the toilet was really high.

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    DontShootToasters wrote: »
    because if you piss in the sink you can't get points for hitting people, duh

    yeah guys this is elementary bathroom etiquette

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