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I swear to god I will shit in your Pepsi

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    god damn thats enough miserable stories for today

    so hey the repeal on DADT passed the house of reps yesterday, thats a thing!

    mensch-o-matic on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010

    In her defense, that money stopped being a college fund about four hours in.

    Fiz on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    his nemesis?

    Gary? his nemesis?

    dammit I wanted to make this post

    wheres this from
    for some reason i can only imagine it in the voice of the son from american dad

    Air on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Pepsi is gross swill.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nothing beats the Chinese (I think) parents who's child slowly starved because they were too busy playing WoW.

    even worse

    it wasn't wow, it was a life-simulation game

    they left their baby in a dresser drawer to starve to death while they tended to their digital baby

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It's like they were trying to win an award for Most Ironic Horrible Thing.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    gotta meet my ex to be in the morning

    upside, I get my plant back

    Weaver on
  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Weaver wrote: »

    upside, I get my plant back


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  • Dorktron9000Dorktron9000 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Cherry-Vanilla Pepsi is off the charts awesome

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Air wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    AMP'd wrote: »
    his nemesis?

    Gary? his nemesis?

    dammit I wanted to make this post

    wheres this from
    for some reason i can only imagine it in the voice of the son from american dad

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    L|ama on
  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I keep reading the thread title aloud and laughing at the absurdity of it.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I swear to pepsi I will shit on your god

    BugBoy on
  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    I swear to pepsi I will shit on your god

    a stunning commentary on the materialism of the modern world.

    Wallhitter on
  • TophuTophu Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Wallhitter wrote: »
    BugBoy wrote: »
    I swear to pepsi I will shit on your god

    a stunning commentary on the materialism of the modern world.

    Fascinating.

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  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    can you imagine if people were like dogs or pigs and actually enjoyed some poop food now and again?

    How would this change our culture? Would bums ask for a crap instead of spare change? Would they serve it as fast food?

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Foolproof are you just stoned 24/7 or what

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    moon-jews

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    High on love and poop.

    MacGuffin on
  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Crashmo wrote: »
    In high school a dude got a cup of...soiled toilet water at Sonic, not realizing that his "nemesis" worked there.

    He was sick for like a month.

    That could have been the Sonic Food.

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  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Foolproof are you just stoned 24/7 or what

    Actually I don't even drink beer anymore.

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Foolproof is high on life

    And by "life" I mean "how fucking crazy he is"

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    someone shat in his brain-pepsi

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    so what

    did the kid use some kind of funnel? if the poop was really runny, that'd work pretty well

    if it was solid, he'd need something to push it down

    then again, I guess if you're pooping in someone's drink, you really aren't concerned with getting a little shit on your fingers

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Foolproof seems like the kind of person who would have brain-pepsi

    the smart people have brain-coke

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    spono wrote: »
    so what

    did the kid use some kind of funnel? if the poop was really runny, that'd work pretty well

    if it was solid, he'd need something to push it down

    then again, I guess if you're pooping in someone's drink, you really aren't concerned with getting a little shit on your fingers

    i'm pretty sure it was more of a big cup from like burger king or something

    if it was a can though, i would be somewhat impressed

    i guess

    eeeeech nope still gross

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    spono wrote: »
    so what

    did the kid use some kind of funnel? if the poop was really runny, that'd work pretty well

    if it was solid, he'd need something to push it down

    then again, I guess if you're pooping in someone's drink, you really aren't concerned with getting a little shit on your fingers

    i'm pretty sure it was more of a big cup from like burger king or something

    if it was a can though, i would be somewhat impressed

    i guess

    eeeeech nope still gross

    I was picturing a plastic bottle

    I mean there are all kinds of logistical hurdles with this kid's plan

    how do you get the drink away from the victim?

    where do you take a shit? did the kid just drop his pants in the corner of the room? was there a lookout?

    He had to do it in a way that the victim didn't notice there was poop in his drink, because the kid actually took a sip. That means he had to put in some poop, but not too much poop as to arouse suspicion early

    It's impressive, in a way

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i am still confused as to how the kid taking a sip didn't smell it

    because i have never known of a shit that didn't have some stank to it

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Stealth pooping.

    MacGuffin on
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    maybe I'm putting too much thought into this

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i am still confused as to how the kid taking a sip didn't smell it

    because i have never known of a shit that didn't have some stank to it

    I just can't imagine walking away from a situation that had me drink a poop-laced refreshing beverage without blood on my hands.

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i am still confused as to how the kid taking a sip didn't smell it

    because i have never known of a shit that didn't have some stank to it

    The only scenario I can think of involves a comically long straw.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I once had a beer bottle in each hand because one was a new, fresh beer, and the other was the ash bottle as I was a heavy smoker at the time.

    Baaaaaad idea.

    Weaver on
  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    uuugh

    bllllargh



    uuuguuguguueue

    exist on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    was it a runny poop that mixed with the drink or a solid one that kinda bobbed around like an ice cube and bumped into his lips

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    I once had a beer bottle in each hand because one was a new, fresh beer, and the other was the ash bottle as I was a heavy smoker at the time.

    Baaaaaad idea.

    You and Knob are like two peas in an ash drinking pod.

    Rinder on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    was it a runny poop that mixed with the drink or a solid one that kinda bobbed around like an ice cube and bumped into his lips

    It was runny, and the kid's plan would have worked perfectly, except for that one peanut he didn't chew properly.

    Remember to always chew your food kids.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    yeah we were talking about that

    it's fucking horrible

    Skull Man on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010

    Well her 30 day free-trial ran out. She was neat, but not really worth the full subscription.

    Fiz on
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