I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Dude, I don't get it. Lena is pretty damn hot, and her weird English singing sounds a lot more legit then someone lip syncing and doing crazy back flips.
She looks like that awkward hot girl at the karaoke stage having a hell of a time.
Damn...the things I would do to her.....like stare at her from a distance and then go home to masturbate and cry because I'll never be in her life
...ok
What? You want to tag in? Shit, you have to hold her down when it's my turn then....
:winky:
I know this is two days after the fact but what the fuck is wrong with you
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DUFFMAN, OOHHH
I assume that is how all Moldovans look now, like the early 90's and awesome.
Go back to your plastic dolls, kiddo.
Huh.
Edit: For reference
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
I know this is two days after the fact but what the fuck is wrong with you