Personally I like browsing the safe category, you generally find the less I-wanna-kill-the-world ones in there. There's a rather nice goldfish one I find amusing. But every once in a while you'll find a goddamn botfly infestation or something.
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I love that the discussion page for "The Gayest Man Alive" has a very in-depth discussion about how best to use a polymer image of the atomic structure of something similar to heroin (I think...)
I'm partial to the one where the college programmer writes a prototype AI program on a floppy disc in the 70's, leaves his computer on and forgets about it in his garage for 30 years. Then when they discover it, it has turned into a sentient AI.
have declared that female personnel may only engage in sexual activity with subject if they have already been debriefed and agree not to have any contact of any form from males while on site.
have declared that female personnel may only engage in sexual activity with subject if they have already been debriefed and agree not to have any contact of any form from males while on site.
I can't decide if it's a really bad self-insert, or just a really crappy retelling of this Twilight Zone episode
And speaking of which, there was a really trippy retelling of this story on some show in maybe the 70s or 80s? I remember it was in color, and there was a giant pink rabbit of some sort, and man was it weird.
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have declared that female personnel may only engage in sexual activity with subject if they have already been debriefed and agree not to have any contact of any form from males while on site.
I can't decide if it's a really bad self-insert, or just a really crappy retelling of this Twilight Zone episode
And speaking of which, there was a really trippy retelling of this story on some show in maybe the 70s or 80s? I remember it was in color, and there was a giant pink rabbit of some sort, and man was it weird.
have declared that female personnel may only engage in sexual activity with subject if they have already been debriefed and agree not to have any contact of any form from males while on site.
I can't decide if it's a really bad self-insert, or just a really crappy retelling of this Twilight Zone episode
And speaking of which, there was a really trippy retelling of this story on some show in maybe the 70s or 80s? I remember it was in color, and there was a giant pink rabbit of some sort, and man was it weird.
I thought he was Rayne from Least I could do. Even has a cat named Baby.
The bad ones are fantastic because of their methods for killing them . I sort of want to make a bad one just for that.
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CHOWDERCLEF, DEFENDER OF THE WORLD
CHAPTER 1: THE BADASS AND THE HOT CHICKS WHO WANT TO BONE HIM, OR BE BONED BY HIM
Site 19 was in a tizzy. "Oh no!" shouted Doctor Rights. "All the SCPs are out of their pens!"
"I'll save you!" said Doctor Clef, and he ran into the room with his shotgun.
"Oh noes," said SCP-682. "It is Clef. He gong to kill us."
"Ha ha ha!" said Doctor Clef, and he shot at SCP-682 with his shotgun rocket missiles.
"Argh!" shouted SPC-682, and it fell down and was ded.
"You saved us!" said Doctor Rights, and she kissed him. And then they had sex.
"The SCP Foundation would fall apart without Doctor Clef here," said Doctor Gears, and he gave Clef a promotion to O5.
To everyone at Site 19, Doctor Clef was just a mild mannered researcher, an ordinary guy like any other.
But Doctor Clef had a sekrets. At night, when the rest of Site 19 was alseep, he put on a black chef's toke and a black aporn. And he went to the Site 19 kitchen and he made a big pot of clam chowder. Then he went to Gotham City or Night City or Metropolis and he fought crime. He was Chowderclef! Defendeer of the innocent and the protector of the world.
— Alice screamed with pleasure. "Chowderclef, oh god, I love you!" she screamed, as she came. Chowderclef's massive, throbbing —
— "Fire photon torpedoes!" shouted Captain Picard. The U.S.S. Chowderclef raced after the Romulan invaders, firing a massive stream of photon torpedoes and quantum phasers, launching X-Wing fighters and Mark XI Vipers in massive —
— "Mister Clef," Mister Fishmonger said, rapping his ruler against his knuckles. "You have been a very bad boy. I think you need a detention," he said, pulling down his pants and pulling out a bowl of chowder—
BeastehTHAT WOULD NOTKILL DRACULARegistered Userregular
edited June 2010
The filtration filling must be removed on a regular basis when it gets expended (roughly once a week) as the subject is essentially inhaling the atmosphere of a formerly-sealed Nazi mass war grave.
The Black HunterThe key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered Userregular
edited June 2010
Addendum [SCP-294q-01]: Subject keyed "the perfect drink." The machine dispensed a cup containing an odorless lavender liquid. After drinking the liquid, subject appeared to go into shock. Subject later committed suicide, leaving a note which read "I'm sorry, but at this point everything's just one big letdown." Requesting such a drink again is highly discouraged. None of the components of the drink have yet been identified.
Hahaha, for the coffee machine one
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hah, i listed that one in my application as one of my least favorite because i couldn't decide whether it was the right amount of creepy or over the line into disgusting
i think we are meant to assume they are raping a child daily
Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
Subject: A portable computer playing a partial audio recording of the Monty Python sketch "The Funniest Joke in the World".
Transcript: "Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
Result: Tomato explodes. Debris clocked at 137 mph. Computer heavily coated by debris. Keyboard ruined by exposure to liquid matter - all other components proved functional after cleanup.
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hah, i listed that one in my application as one of my least favorite because i couldn't decide whether it was the right amount of creepy or over the line into disgusting
i think we are meant to assume they are raping a child daily
yeah i was kind of getting that but i wanted to be wrong about it
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why
How about a warning for some of these with disgusting pictures?
Widescreen monitor loads these pages fully without needing to scroll, it's like getting linked to a shock image.
And that eye, fuck
meanwhile being vaguely disturbed by these 'color mirror dimension' tests or whatever
fuck
don't you want to see an infestation of parasitic larvae in someone's mouth?
diptera isn't really my area
Personally I like browsing the safe category, you generally find the less I-wanna-kill-the-world ones in there. There's a rather nice goldfish one I find amusing. But every once in a while you'll find a goddamn botfly infestation or something.
the only annoying thing is the dagger holding muse is clearly playing a flute, called an aulos
so it's euterpe
/nerd
That's just the "CGI" reconstruction not the actual SCP.
See? Now that's a good little origin story.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Awful.
Especially:
have declared that female personnel may only engage in sexual activity with subject if they have already been debriefed and agree not to have any contact of any form from males while on site.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
ooh, that was cool. They used another shifter and several other SCP's in tandem to kill that goof.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
And speaking of which, there was a really trippy retelling of this story on some show in maybe the 70s or 80s? I remember it was in color, and there was a giant pink rabbit of some sort, and man was it weird.
That was Twilight Zone: The Movie
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I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Wait is that the same one with John Lithgow redoing the 'Something Something 10,000 Feet' William Shatner episode?
Edit: wiki tells me it is! (also got the height wrong, oh well!) I might watch that tonight and see if I can poop my pants
I also deeply regret ever clicking that first link. I haven't left my house since, and doubt I will until I run out of food or run out of articles.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
there's some real nuggets though
tasty nuggets
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-wtf
and there's a scientology ad beneath it
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scptabloid
I thought he was Rayne from Least I could do. Even has a cat named Baby.
The bad ones are fantastic because of their methods for killing them . I sort of want to make a bad one just for that.
aahahahahah look at 173 dawwww
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/chowderclef
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
like SCP-108 for example
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http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/experiment-log-914
i might apply for this when im done with school
Hahaha, for the coffee machine one
pff whatever, excuses
(it was a pretty neat read actually)
edit: i'm not entirely sure why i meant to post this in this thread
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231
hah, i listed that one in my application as one of my least favorite because i couldn't decide whether it was the right amount of creepy or over the line into disgusting
*ahem*
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504