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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    why did they need to put in a picture

    why

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ugh

    How about a warning for some of these with disgusting pictures?

    Widescreen monitor loads these pages fully without needing to scroll, it's like getting linked to a shock image.

    And that eye, fuck

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    not clicking on those

    meanwhile being vaguely disturbed by these 'color mirror dimension' tests or whatever

    fuck

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    tommy, you should click on them

    don't you want to see an infestation of parasitic larvae in someone's mouth?

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    are we sure those are botflies and not screwworms?

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I have no idea

    diptera isn't really my area

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  • JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Warning protocol now retroactively in place.

    Personally I like browsing the safe category, you generally find the less I-wanna-kill-the-world ones in there. There's a rather nice goldfish one I find amusing. But every once in a while you'll find a goddamn botfly infestation or something.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Xyyz wrote: »
    SCP-960

    I rather like this one.

    the only annoying thing is the dagger holding muse is clearly playing a flute, called an aulos

    so it's euterpe

    /nerd

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  • JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I love that the discussion page for "The Gayest Man Alive" has a very in-depth discussion about how best to use a polymer image of the atomic structure of something similar to heroin (I think...)

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    Xyyz wrote: »
    SCP-960

    I rather like this one.

    the only annoying thing is the dagger holding muse is clearly playing a flute, called an aulos

    so it's euterpe

    /nerd

    That's just the "CGI" reconstruction not the actual SCP.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Deadfall wrote: »
    I'm partial to the one where the college programmer writes a prototype AI program on a floppy disc in the 70's, leaves his computer on and forgets about it in his garage for 30 years. Then when they discover it, it has turned into a sentient AI.

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-079

    See? Now that's a good little origin story.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010

    Awful.

    Especially:

    have declared that female personnel may only engage in sexual activity with subject if they have already been debriefed and agree not to have any contact of any form from males while on site.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    The termination report for 531 is pretty awesome though, especially if you're familiar with the history between Clef and Kondraki.

    ooh, that was cool. They used another shifter and several other SCP's in tandem to kill that goof.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »

    Awful.

    Especially:

    have declared that female personnel may only engage in sexual activity with subject if they have already been debriefed and agree not to have any contact of any form from males while on site.
    I can't decide if it's a really bad self-insert, or just a really crappy retelling of this Twilight Zone episode

    And speaking of which, there was a really trippy retelling of this story on some show in maybe the 70s or 80s? I remember it was in color, and there was a giant pink rabbit of some sort, and man was it weird.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »

    Awful.

    Especially:

    have declared that female personnel may only engage in sexual activity with subject if they have already been debriefed and agree not to have any contact of any form from males while on site.
    I can't decide if it's a really bad self-insert, or just a really crappy retelling of this Twilight Zone episode

    And speaking of which, there was a really trippy retelling of this story on some show in maybe the 70s or 80s? I remember it was in color, and there was a giant pink rabbit of some sort, and man was it weird.

    That was Twilight Zone: The Movie
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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    HECK YES

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh really? Does the movie just reenact different episodes? I don't remember watching it all the way through.

    Wait is that the same one with John Lithgow redoing the 'Something Something 10,000 Feet' William Shatner episode?

    Edit: wiki tells me it is! (also got the height wrong, oh well!) I might watch that tonight and see if I can poop my pants

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  • KhildithKhildith Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I can't believe I didn't know about this site.

    I also deeply regret ever clicking that first link. I haven't left my house since, and doubt I will until I run out of food or run out of articles.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Damn, no word yet on my membership...I wait

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i find it really hard to read past all the standard bullshit in some of these

    there's some real nuggets though

    tasty nuggets

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    heh
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-wtf

    and there's a scientology ad beneath it

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »

    Awful.

    Especially:

    have declared that female personnel may only engage in sexual activity with subject if they have already been debriefed and agree not to have any contact of any form from males while on site.
    I can't decide if it's a really bad self-insert, or just a really crappy retelling of this Twilight Zone episode

    And speaking of which, there was a really trippy retelling of this story on some show in maybe the 70s or 80s? I remember it was in color, and there was a giant pink rabbit of some sort, and man was it weird.

    I thought he was Rayne from Least I could do. Even has a cat named Baby.

    The bad ones are fantastic because of their methods for killing them . I sort of want to make a bad one just for that.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    aahahahahah look at 173 dawwww

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    CHOWDERCLEF, DEFENDER OF THE WORLD
    CHAPTER 1: THE BADASS AND THE HOT CHICKS WHO WANT TO BONE HIM, OR BE BONED BY HIM

    Site 19 was in a tizzy. "Oh no!" shouted Doctor Rights. "All the SCPs are out of their pens!"

    "I'll save you!" said Doctor Clef, and he ran into the room with his shotgun.

    "Oh noes," said SCP-682. "It is Clef. He gong to kill us."

    "Ha ha ha!" said Doctor Clef, and he shot at SCP-682 with his shotgun rocket missiles.

    "Argh!" shouted SPC-682, and it fell down and was ded.

    "You saved us!" said Doctor Rights, and she kissed him. And then they had sex.

    "The SCP Foundation would fall apart without Doctor Clef here," said Doctor Gears, and he gave Clef a promotion to O5.

    To everyone at Site 19, Doctor Clef was just a mild mannered researcher, an ordinary guy like any other.

    But Doctor Clef had a sekrets. At night, when the rest of Site 19 was alseep, he put on a black chef's toke and a black aporn. And he went to the Site 19 kitchen and he made a big pot of clam chowder. Then he went to Gotham City or Night City or Metropolis and he fought crime. He was Chowderclef! Defendeer of the innocent and the protector of the world.

    This si his story.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh god is that in there somewhere or did you write that?

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    — Alice screamed with pleasure. "Chowderclef, oh god, I love you!" she screamed, as she came. Chowderclef's massive, throbbing —

    — "Fire photon torpedoes!" shouted Captain Picard. The U.S.S. Chowderclef raced after the Romulan invaders, firing a massive stream of photon torpedoes and quantum phasers, launching X-Wing fighters and Mark XI Vipers in massive —

    — "Mister Clef," Mister Fishmonger said, rapping his ruler against his knuckles. "You have been a very bad boy. I think you need a detention," he said, pulling down his pants and pulling out a bowl of chowder—

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Reading about the "personnel" behind the Foundation just adds a whole new layer to a lot of the entries

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  • DeicistDeicist Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The 'top rated SCPs' is a good way to find funky ones.

    like SCP-108 for example

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The filtration filling must be removed on a regular basis when it gets expended (roughly once a week) as the subject is essentially inhaling the atmosphere of a formerly-sealed Nazi mass war grave.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    fuck

    i might apply for this when im done with school

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Addendum [SCP-294q-01]: Subject keyed "the perfect drink." The machine dispensed a cup containing an odorless lavender liquid. After drinking the liquid, subject appeared to go into shock. Subject later committed suicide, leaving a note which read "I'm sorry, but at this point everything's just one big letdown." Requesting such a drink again is highly discouraged. None of the components of the drink have yet been identified.


    Hahaha, for the coffee machine one

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    Xyyz wrote: »
    SCP-960

    I rather like this one.

    the only annoying thing is the dagger holding muse is clearly playing a flute, called an aulos

    so it's euterpe

    /nerd

    That's just the "CGI" reconstruction not the actual SCP.


    pff whatever, excuses

    (it was a pretty neat read actually)

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I3zCQzZx68

    edit: i'm not entirely sure why i meant to post this in this thread

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    maybe im missing it, but what exactly is up with this one?

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    maybe im missing it, but what exactly is up with this one?

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231

    hah, i listed that one in my application as one of my least favorite because i couldn't decide whether it was the right amount of creepy or over the line into disgusting
    i think we are meant to assume they are raping a child daily

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    bsjezz wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I3zCQzZx68

    edit: i'm not entirely sure why i meant to post this in this thread

    *ahem*

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504
    Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
    Subject: A portable computer playing a partial audio recording of the Monty Python sketch "The Funniest Joke in the World".
    Transcript: "Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
    Result: Tomato explodes. Debris clocked at 137 mph. Computer heavily coated by debris. Keyboard ruined by exposure to liquid matter - all other components proved functional after cleanup.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    maybe im missing it, but what exactly is up with this one?

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231

    hah, i listed that one in my application as one of my least favorite because i couldn't decide whether it was the right amount of creepy or over the line into disgusting
    i think we are meant to assume they are raping a child daily
    yeah i was kind of getting that but i wanted to be wrong about it

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