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  • TheExAmTheExAm Gerrymandered your districts Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    This is definitely a fun site to waste time on, but some of the entries seem like they were written by someone who actually wants to be writing bleach fanfiction, like this guy

    That's Abel, right

    I think they very nearly deleted that entry until some other people contributed some better-written pieces about him popping up in other areas

    The best part is when they take ones that are obviously author self-entries and have the personnel terminate them in various overkill ways

    I think my favorite of the self-insertion terminations is that of SCP-809-D

    Post-Incident Interview, ██-██-████

    Interviewer: … I am, however, a bit curious about the final portion of your kill procedure.

    Clef: Well… I figured that the best way to be sure to take down 809 was to utilize a large scale kill procedure. A gun might not hit a vital point. An explosive might just scatter parts all over the place. But a ten ton steel weight…

    Interviewer: That would probably do the trick, yeah.

    Clef: We had that sumbitch… the kill item… mounted on wheels next door. When the electromagnet was turned on, we just pulled the handbrake, gave it a push to start it off, and let the magnet pull the kill item into the next room at high velocity. Squish.

    Interviewer: Yes, I understand all that perfectly. I'm just curious: was it REALLY necessary to cast the kill item in the shape of a giant steel fist?

    Clef: Not really, no.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Bucketman wrote: »
    This is definitely a fun site to waste time on, but some of the entries seem like they were written by someone who actually wants to be writing bleach fanfiction, like this guy

    I dunno, even though that seems ridiculious, I kind of want to know what would happen if "caine" and "abel" meet.
    When information concerning SCP-076 was brought to the attention of SCP-073 for "backing up", subject showed familiarity with the information, although was disinclined to adding to it, despite the fact that it stated that it already knew all about SCP-076. It then stated it would be better for all parties involved that it not meet SCP-076.

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  • WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I like the room that mysteriously eats people then suddenly gains some sort of classy furnishing made of human leather and bones.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231 - An example of how something is scarier when you make up its details for yourself.

    Oh holy shit
    Six Class D Personnel with backgrounds as convicted sex offenders are to be assigned to SCP-231-7 each month for the purposes of carrying out Procedure 110-Montauk.

    i dont even

    Oh, 231
    Nobody is prepared for that one

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    eh, 231 isn't that bad

    835, on the other hand, is a bit off-putting

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    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
  • HarrierHarrier Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I kind of like the more mundane ones myself

    Like the Rope To Heaven

    Or fuckin God

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Harrier do you have links to those

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  • WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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  • HarrierHarrier Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-343
    SCP-343, colloquially nicknamed 'God' by the staff here, looks like an older man, although his features are different to each observer. In my first talk with him, he claimed outright to be the creator of the universe. When I asked him to prove this, he laughed, walked through the wall of the chamber, and returned seconds later with a hamburger in his hand.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bloodlake rules
    SCP-354-15: Feline-esque creature composed of a blue-hued crystalline structure later revealed to be ice. Was able to jump above the walled enclosure and was agile enough to dodge most gunfire. Was actively hostile and mauled any personnel that engaged it. Subject engaged SCP-354-16 upon its emergence from the pool and was terminated in the fight.

    SCP-354-16: Feline-esque creature composed of a dark red-black stone later revealed to be partially solidified magma. Gunfire proved mostly ineffective against its hide. Was not hostile to personnel and did not attempt to escape the walled enclosure until being engaged by SCP-354-15. Successfully terminated SCP-354-15 and grew less active as its body cooled. After fully solidifying and having remained motionless since, subject was moved to Dr. ██████'s office for aesthetic purposes.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-231 - An example of how something is scarier when you make up its details for yourself.

    Oh holy shit
    Six Class D Personnel with backgrounds as convicted sex offenders are to be assigned to SCP-231-7 each month for the purposes of carrying out Procedure 110-Montauk.

    i dont even

    Oh, 231
    Nobody is prepared for that one

    I guess I sort of get the "fill in the blanks" idea.

    But then I have no idea what is wrong with 231-7 and assume
    rape calms her down?

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I think
    there's some sort of monster in 231, waiting to be born. Rape prevents it from emerging

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    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    once I sat down and decided to read through these in order

    it took me like three days and I got to like 700

    TRUE STORY

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Also, while it takes quite a bit longer to read than most articles, I really like SCP-093 and its associated test logs at the bottom of the article. You could almost write a novel out of that.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I was just reading 93 a little while ago

    It's one of the better ones, I think

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    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    bloodlake rules
    SCP-354-15: Feline-esque creature composed of a blue-hued crystalline structure later revealed to be ice. Was able to jump above the walled enclosure and was agile enough to dodge most gunfire. Was actively hostile and mauled any personnel that engaged it. Subject engaged SCP-354-16 upon its emergence from the pool and was terminated in the fight.

    SCP-354-16: Feline-esque creature composed of a dark red-black stone later revealed to be partially solidified magma. Gunfire proved mostly ineffective against its hide. Was not hostile to personnel and did not attempt to escape the walled enclosure until being engaged by SCP-354-15. Successfully terminated SCP-354-15 and grew less active as its body cooled. After fully solidifying and having remained motionless since, subject was moved to Dr. ██████'s office for aesthetic purposes.

    I swear I read this and was like

    "Oh it's a pool that makes murderous pokemans"

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  • TheExAmTheExAm Gerrymandered your districts Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    I think
    there's some sort of monster in 231, waiting to be born. Rape prevents it from emerging
    they were talking about an apocalypse so i'm fairly certain that its not just A monster, but the antichrist. or at least a gateway to hell

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    I think
    there's some sort of monster in 231, waiting to be born. Rape prevents it from emerging
    they were talking about an apocalypse so i'm fairly certain that its not just A monster, but the antichrist. or at least a gateway to hell

    My favorite gateway to hell is http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-616

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »

    oh hey, it's the bloop

    BugBoy on
    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Yeah, the best ones are the ones that somehow incorporate weird events from real life history, like that one and the entry for the knife that killed Kitty Genovese that I posted earlier.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »

    nice incorporation of
    the Bloop

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    I think
    there's some sort of monster in 231, waiting to be born. Rape prevents it from emerging
    they were talking about an apocalypse so i'm fairly certain that its not just A monster, but the antichrist. or at least a gateway to hell

    Seven brides, Seven Seals

    Each one worst than the last, and she's number 7

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    I do not understand the appeal of tvtropes in the slightest

    at least these have fun little stories attached sometimes

    I don't think anyone really understands the appeal.

    Not even the fans.

    It's simply very amusing for reasons unknown.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've considering making an entry or two a few times in my day

    but I get to the point where I think "What'll you write about?" and I just kinda go duuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Try to write one about SE++

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Try to write one about SE++

    The Heat Death Of Human Interaction

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I've considering making an entry or two a few times in my day

    but I get to the point where I think "What'll you write about?" and I just kinda go duuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh

    I was reading their FAQ page for new members, and to be honest they seem like they're kind of hostile

    But they produce some pretty cool stuff as a community, so I guess I shouldn't question their methods!

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I can understand hostile

    like how many people see this and go MAN IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO MAKE AN ARTICLE ABOUT A MAGIC DICK

    and how many times could you delete that shit before it embittered you

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    SCP 979: Refers to itself as SE++. Appears to be a combination of various sentient personas, which it calls posters. Capable of communication via any internet-enabled device.

    Has driven several Class-4 employees insane.

    Attempts to destroy it with even the deadliest of SCP's have failed.

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  • ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    My one dislike about this site is that since it refers to things by numbers almost everywhere, whenever it goes "don't cross SCP-XXX with SCP-YYY" I gotta go ugh and reread SCP-XXX to remember what it's talking about.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hahaha god dammit
    I got Bel-Air'd

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I would watch a bat shit crazy TV show based on this.

    Like Super Jail meets Warehouse 13/Fringe

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I can understand hostile

    like how many people see this and go MAN IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO MAKE AN ARTICLE ABOUT A MAGIC DICK

    and how many times could you delete that shit before it embittered you

    yeah, they got pretty angry

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    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    There should be an SCP which is basically Bruce Lee.

    They confined him because no one could beat his kung fu.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    but that's impossible

    bruce lee jumped to the moon

    that is where he is

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm sure an organization like this is in possession of at least one secret moon base.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    I think
    there's some sort of monster in 231, waiting to be born. Rape prevents it from emerging
    they were talking about an apocalypse so i'm fairly certain that its not just A monster, but the antichrist. or at least a gateway to hell

    My best guess is that it's an innocence thing.
    The "seven seals" can only be born from an innocent and she has to be brutally raped or otherwise completely emotionally distraught and forcibly emasculated to prevent it. The article talks about her starting to become accustomed to the "procedure" so it's not working any more so they give her an amnesiac so that it's an entirely new horror to her every week. It's not the rape itself that prevents it, it's the horror of her plight

    entirely fucked up.

    #pipe on
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