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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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  • LuxLux Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This is an amazing site. There is some quality creativity here, someone should license some of these ideas.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-597

    Giant fleshy thing covered in various teats

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Weaver wrote: »

    That was a cool one, made me read two other entries related to it.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Weaver wrote: »

    See this is dumb.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Trent is a buttfucker

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    hehe this one is called "weaver" in the index

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-183

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-701

    This one is about a play called The Hanged King's Tragedy.
    For those who aren't familiar with it, this entry is almost definitely directly inspired by The King in Yellow, from a little over 100 years ago. Pretty cool stuff!

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-701

    This one is about a play called The Hanged King's Tragedy.
    For those who aren't familiar with it, this entry is almost definitely directly inspired by The King in Yellow, from a little over 100 years ago. Pretty cool stuff!

    Yeah that's what I thought too. Although I am just now finding out that is a real book, I always thought it was fictional.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Weaver wrote: »

    Document SCP-294a (regarding incident 294-01): On August 21, 2005, Agent Joseph ██████ attempted to utilize Item SCP-294 to obtain coffee during his alloted break time at 9:30 AM. At the request of Agent █████ █████████ "to see what it would do", ██████ requested "a cup of Joe" from the item. Moments after confirming the selection, Agent Joseph ██████ began to sweat profusely and complained of dizziness before collapsing. After being moved to the infirmary, the medical team recovered the contents of the cup dispensed by Item SCP-294; a foul-smelling combination of blood, bits of flesh, and other various bodily fluids. Most disturbingly, testing revealed the DNA sequence of the biological material dispensed by Item SCP-294 matched that of Agent ██████.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That Coffee machine one just keeps getting better and better.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    this one is kind of d'awwwww

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-085

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    That Coffee machine one just keeps getting better and better.

    Addendum [SCP-294s-01]: Subject keyed "Pan-Galactic ██████-███████." The machine dispensed a fluid, a dark yellowish-green in color, which effervesced and appeared to give off a vapor similar to that observed in the sublimation of dry ice. Subject drank what he called "a single minuscule sip" of the fluid; he later reported the taste as being somewhere between a gin and tonic, a margarita, and a glass of Scotch whisky. Upon swallowing, subject was seen to collapse. Dr. ██████ assisted subject to infirmary and asked for a description of symptoms. Subject reported a massive migraine-like headache, nausea, and mild disorientation, accompanied however by an incomparable feeling of euphoria. Aftereffects of euphoria and intoxication continued for 18 hours, during which time subject was under careful medical observation; aforementioned negative aftereffects also remained for 18 hours, after which time they worsened and persisted for an additional six hours. Subject requested a dose of SCP-500; request was denied and he was given Excedrin instead. Subject promptly consumed entire bottle of Excedrin. Despite Dr. ██████'s expectations, subject suffered absolutely no deleterious effects from overdose of acetaminophen and acetylsalicylic acid; subject instead reported prompt cessation of "hangover" within ten minutes of consumption. It is theorized that massive overconsumption of pain relievers is precisely what is necessary to counteract the ill effects of a ██████-███████. The fluid in question has been taken under study. Approximately 14 as yet unidentified compounds have been isolated, although not without some difficulty, as the liquid seems to react violently to metallic instruments; its effects on glass or — as subject's case shows — flesh are negligible, but it reacts as though it were an acid when it comes into contact with metal. Dr. ██████ considers it inadvisable at this time to allow any personnel to drink more than one sip of this fluid.

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Haha the coffee machine one is probably my favourite now
    Addendum [SCP-294q-01]: Subject keyed "the perfect drink." The machine dispensed a cup containing an odorless lavender liquid. After drinking the liquid, subject appeared to go into shock. Subject later committed suicide, leaving a note which read "I'm sorry, but at this point everything's just one big letdown." Requesting such a drink again is highly discouraged. None of the components of the drink have yet been identified.

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    this one is kind of d'awwwww

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-085

    Don't be sad little lady, I'll be your friend :(

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Addendum [SCP-294ad]: Researcher produced request consisting solely of the phrase, "Surprise me." Device produced a opaque cup containing normal water, later determined to have been superheated to about 200 degrees Celsius. Upon receiving vibration from transport, the contents of the cup turned into steam, violently spraying boiling water in a 2-meter radius. Researcher reported a quantifiable level of surprise at the occurrence.

    I just love that this machine is a dick

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  • MaceraMacera Registered User
    edited May 2010
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504

    pfffthahaha
    Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
    Subject: D-504-1
    Spoken: "What's an archeologist? Someone whose career is in ruins."
    Result: Tomato clocked at 124 mph. Subject suffered a broken nose.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I like the indestructible life-hating horror and all the various other items and scp's they try to kill it with. Unfortunately it was pretty entertaining and I had to read all the entries of the things they tried to kill it with (including the little statue that kills the last person to look at it if they look away) and now I've been reading this thing for four god damn hours

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Whoever snuck SCP-504 into the cafeteria kitchen is getting terminated. Those tomato slices are like fucking shuriken. - Dr. Blast

    edit: trent that's exactly what happened to me

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Ok reading this site all night is starting to make me nuts

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Just as I start to get tired of it, a gem surfaces

    And now I'm reading about bad-joke-seeking tomatoes

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504

    pfffthahaha
    Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
    Subject: D-504-1
    Spoken: "What's an archeologist? Someone whose career is in ruins."
    Result: Tomato clocked at 124 mph. Subject suffered a broken nose.

    hahahaha

    Wait

    Isn't...isn't Skull Man a farmer...? D:

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FlatEric wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    this one is kind of d'awwwww

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-085

    Don't be sad little lady, I'll be your friend :(

    That's the chick they ask the coffee machine for "Cassy's favorite drink" and it drops out a cup with a drawing of a milkshake or something on it.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-024

    Some sort of game-show warehouse that rewards winners and never lets the losers leave.

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    FlatEric wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    this one is kind of d'awwwww

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-085

    Don't be sad little lady, I'll be your friend :(

    That's the chick they ask the coffee machine for "Cassy's favorite drink" and it drops out a cup with a drawing of a milkshake or something on it.

    Yeah, drops out an empty cup with the drawing on it.

    The experiment logs are the best parts, especially the ones that incorporate multiple items from various authors.

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  • JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The Vending Machine is also pretty good. Can't remember the SCP number though.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    My only complaint about this site is that they often don't really show much of an origin for the thing. Some entries don't say where they found it or anything.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It's a great place but yeah there's a fair bit of variety between entries, and I mean quality as well as approach

    It is a many-edged sword

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    There is a list of ones that were basically removed and they never want to see any like them again.

    The one I read was about some super-powerful kid-thing with a bushy fox tail.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
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    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hey, I mentioned this like a year ago and everyone thought it was lame.

    Now it gets seven pages?

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    The one I read was about some super-powerful kid-thing with a bushy fox tail.

    SCP-151-D

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    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-458

    I hate the fact this doesn't exist.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hey, I mentioned this like a year ago and everyone thought it was lame.

    Now it gets seven pages?

    I started reading it back then.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-131

    Some friendly helpers at a containment facility.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Kharn


    "I WAS TRYING TO DRAW A DUCK"

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