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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Weaver on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hahaha, there's some good stuff in there
    Sample 887-5005: Five pages, English. 272 different misspellings of the word "anthropomorphization".

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I think my favorite experimentation log is that of "Fred" an entity who inserts himself into stories

    Link to the Experiment Log is in the article there. My favorite part:
    Date: ██/██/████
    Test Material: Ulysses, by James Joyce

    Results: SCP-423 immediately returned to the journal, where it wrote out "Ow, ow, bad idea."

    Notes: "Note this as a potential punishment for SCP-423 if it misbehaves." - Dr. E. Mann

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  • HarrierHarrier Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The Midgard Serpent, apparently

    I'm such a sucker for mythology. I love these most of all.

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    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Koshian wrote: »

    nice find Koshian.

    OR SHOULD I SAY #347?!

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »

    nice find Koshian.

    OR SHOULD I SAY #347?!

    kosh is clearly 347 after being exposed to 113, poor girl

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The invisible Kosh!

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I haven't read the thread, am I still the only person who thinks this website is stupid as hell?

    Yes you are.

    It's okay though with medication and time you'll regain your ability to like awesome things.

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    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    It's okay I get what it is trying to do it is a decent enough cause it doesn't bother me live and let live

    Seriously on
  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Projeck wrote: »

    That reminds me of http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-808

    She's a good example of how a nerd-wank fantasy can turn into a decent article via some good writing.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cristoval wrote: »
    BugBoy wrote: »
    What do you even do when something like that happens? Fill up the hole with cement?

    you either swim....or you sink


    YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    yeah I'm pretty sure that's the joke he was making.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    But I didn't know that!

    That page is moderately amusing

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    that's the joke

    you suck, mcbain

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Aw man

    I tried to apply for membership on the SCP site, and was rejected

    I'm not good enough for their club :cry:

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I like getting lost on that site but it's much easier to let other people hunt-down the good entries and link them.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    seriously?

    they're a wiki, what gives them the right to do that

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    You see lots of things, out there in the swamp at night. Some of them might even be real. But the Bugboy? That's just plain impossible.
  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Well I mean it's their site so I guess they can do what they want

    But still,

    awww, maaaaaaan

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    you have no rights on the internet

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Didge that reminded me of this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WicOCdOUWQo

    and now I'm laughing

    #pipe on
  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    Didge that reminded me of this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WicOCdOUWQo

    and now I'm laughing

    Ha ha, I hadn't seen this before, thanks for posting it, Pipe!

    Periodically I forget how funny Kevin Smith is and then I rediscover him and my day is all sunshine and smiles afterwards

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I go on smodcast kicks

    where I'm totally in the mood and listen to one a day for 2 weeks

    then I get sick of it and unsubscribe for a couple months

    then when I resubscribe I've got a back catalogue to listen to!

    #pipe on
  • ReynoldsReynolds Raving Rabbit Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I knew I had been to this page before. I had the one about the evil tumor-causing cigar bookmarked. Most amusing at the moment? SCP-062
    Dr. Tong wrote:
    Yes, it is fun to joke around about whether or not SCP-062 would be able to run Crysis. However, if I find any more bored guards trying to install the damn game onto SCP-062 one more time… You just don't want to do it. Okay?

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    I go on smodcast kicks

    where I'm totally in the mood and listen to one a day for 2 weeks

    then I get sick of it and unsubscribe for a couple months

    then when I resubscribe I've got a back catalogue to listen to!

    Oh man, that reminds me, I haven't listened to smodcast since I got here

    I really should start hitting the gym so I can listen to them

    And I never caught up with Tweet Me Harder either

    Ten on
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hey we should all make an entry, combine our collective brain power and make something great and terrifying using some random picture of modern art.

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    I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!

  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hmmm...I wonder if it would be too weird of me to add an entry about Ob-Chompin...the extra-dimensional being that I once hallucinated as a teenager on mushrooms that lurked just outside our universe waiting to swallow people that got too high.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hey, here's one that I thought was fake but it turns out to be real:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Hey we should all make an entry, combine our collective brain power and make something great and terrifying using some random picture of modern art.

    I am fully behind this idea

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Gatsby wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Hey we should all make an entry, combine our collective brain power and make something great and terrifying using some random picture of modern art.

    I am fully behind this idea

    Excellent.

    Ok, someone find some fucked up pictures while Gatsby and I apply for membership

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    I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!

  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The hell...how am I supposed to know the password already....damn form

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Hmmm...I wonder if it would be too weird of me to add an entry about Ob-Chompin...the extra-dimensional being that I once hallucinated as a teenager on mushrooms that lurked just outside our universe waiting to swallow people that got too high.

    Description- scp-732 is an extra-dimensional being resembling a large Willy Wonka "Gobstopper" according to accounts from witnesses. He lurks in forests, preying on abusers of recreational drugs and devouring them with his three rows of razor sharp teeth.

    Attempts to contain Ob-Chompin have been unsuccessful due to his otherworldy physical nature.

    Graves on
    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Hey we should all make an entry, combine our collective brain power and make something great and terrifying using some random picture of modern art.

    I am fully behind this idea

    Excellent.

    Ok, someone find some fucked up pictures while Gatsby and I apply for membership

    Portal to the candy dimension

    modern_art.jpg

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Graves wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Hmmm...I wonder if it would be too weird of me to add an entry about Ob-Chompin...the extra-dimensional being that I once hallucinated as a teenager on mushrooms that lurked just outside our universe waiting to swallow people that got too high.

    Description- scp-732 is an extra-dimensional being resembling a large Willy Wonka "Gobstopper" according to accounts from witnesses. He lurks in forests, preying on abusers of recreational drugs and devouring them with his three rows of razor sharp teeth.

    Attempts to contain Ob-Chompin have been unsuccessful due to his otherworldy physical nature.

    HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS THAT

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    GRAVES HOW

    Excellent, Bucketman, continue with a couple more and then we'll go from there

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I too have seen this creature.

    Graves on
    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    we tried to get scp-682 really high so ob-chompin would get rid of him but it backfired spectacularly and a bunch of dudes died

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