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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I just took a shower and it's past midnight here. Realised I had left most of my house's lights off. I'm the only one up and my room is at the end of a long dark hallway. Fuuuuuuuucccckkkkk

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Stop being a girl you girl

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    JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You're also cold and dripping

    Don't forget that

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Actually reading over a lot of these entries, is there one that's just a monster under a bed?

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Actually reading over a lot of these entries, is there one that's just a monster under a bed?

    Well, there is this one:

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-080

    Sort of close.

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    VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1550-j

    Oh my god this site is amazing.

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    SCP-247

    a harmless kitten

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    this is a good site

    yes

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The only people who contribute to this site are lazy arses who can't be bothered to do real writing

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    this is a good site

    yes

    yes I am trying to write a few things for it now

    the nice thing is that all the structure is actually incredibly liberating. once you know what you have to work with your imagination just shifts into position and speeds up

    EDIT: see Edcrab gets it

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    real writing

    a man's writing

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    o so it's a misogynist site is it

    good day to you SIR

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    HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ed but you joined this site before id even heard of it

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    woooooooooooooosh

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1550-j

    Oh my god this site is amazing.

    Hahahaha prof g

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i am already too stupid to join this site

    question #3 on the application is "What is the password?"

    ...

    what password? my account password? should i just make one up?

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    Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    It's your pin number. Tell me and I'll fill out the paperwork.

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I need to go into their chat and ask for some advice to join the site?

    what the hell

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    i am already too stupid to join this site

    question #3 on the application is "What is the password?"

    ...

    what password? my account password? should i just make one up?

    the point of the application seems to be weeding out people who haven't lurked the site, so the password is probably on the site somewhere

    maybe hidden in all the How To pages they want you to read

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Quoth, when you go to their live chatroom there should automatically be a little message when you join the room saying 'The password is [whatever the password is]'.

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    woah, they change the application every week

    these guys are intense

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    they do not describe the order of operations very well here

    i thought i was supposed to read all the stuff and then fill out the application, but i also have to delve into the chat first?

    my goodness

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    SCP-695

    the impossible fucking application

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Quoth wrote: »
    they do not describe the order of operations very well here

    i thought i was supposed to read all the stuff and then fill out the application, but i also have to delve into the chat first?

    my goodness

    They want people that will mesh with the established community and not go around editing every SPC into a slashfic.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    yeah Trent and I went through this last night.

    Speaking of which I wonder how the Candy Land portal entry is going

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    DeadfallDeadfall I don't think you realize just how rich he is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm partial to the one where the college programmer writes a prototype AI program on a floppy disc in the 70's, leaves his computer on and forgets about it in his garage for 30 years. Then when they discover it, it has turned into a sentient AI.

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-079

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I concur

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The termination report for 531 is pretty awesome though, especially if you're familiar with the history between Clef and Kondraki.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh yeah, the termination is great, but the SCP itself is such a dumb self-insert it hurts

    seriously

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-028
    How to redesign the internal combustion engine to run on human blood, using only pre-existing parts. (Note: Full redesign takes four (4) hours, and runs at higher efficiency than gasoline.)

    BLOOD CAR

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Man the personnel files are great little gems

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    FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The more I read about the butterflies, the more I like them.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    835 is so disgusting it's funny

    then it goes back to being disgusting

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    XyyzXyyz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Someone mentioned this one earlier, but just having gone through the whole thing I feel I have to reiterate just how great SCP-093 and its associated test reports are.

    I've been through... Urgh, waaaay too much of this site over the last couple of days, and this is the best I've read so far by a long shot.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    XyyzXyyz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    SCP-960

    I rather like this one.

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    The InfraThe Infra Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    SCP-212

    OH GOD THE UPGRADE LOG AND THE EYE IMAGE IN THE BOTTOM

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    JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Jesus fucking christ

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-611

    /edit warning: disgusting mouth

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