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[Phalla] Phalla All-Stars (Mafia Victory)

adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know?Registered User regular
edited June 2010 in Critical Failures
They came from all over. Some were returning to well-tread ground.
Others had already arrived, waiting to greet their fellow players.
Still more had no idea what they were getting into.
But they were the elites of the game. They were the best of the best. They were...


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Welcome to Phalla All-Stars, where the best players of today go up against their forebears and a slew of up-and-comers! Of course, no game of Phalla is complete without a mafia, and the best (or most infamous) players are rearing to prove why they're deserving of the title 'Greatest Phallateer'.

Rules
Standard Rules apply. No sharing of host-provided PMs via screenshots and direct quotation, no anonymous communication, no communication with the dead. I must be linked and allowed access to all proboards.

Voting
Unless otherwise specified, there is only one vote- the Red vote. The person with the most red votes will be removed from the game (barring shenanigans) in some ironic fashion, or in whatever fashion I feel like.

Standard Mechanics
Standard Phalla mechanics apply in that there is no HP. BE WARNED- Less-than-popular game mechanics are in effect.

Sign-Up
To notify the host (that is me) that you wish to play, post in Lime.

Activity Requirements
Players are expected to post at least once a day, as well as vote everyday. Failure to vote twice will result in your removal from the game.

Role PMs
Players will be playing as those who have played Phalla in the past. Let's provide a sample PM here; pretending that Ecco received the following PM:

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You are Bandwagon!
This is a sample PM.

Abilities:
-[Instruct]: Teach the players about their Role PMs
Faction: Example
Win Condition: Instruct the people playing this game how things work.

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Ecco would then be playing the role of Bandwagon. Abilities and faction are self-explanatory, as is the win-condition. Be advised people may have multiple win-conditions...

(Note: Bandwagon is not an actual role.)

Ecco WAS Bandwagon (Sample Role), achieved win condition, Day 0

This is how people will appear in narration. Self-explanatory. Also, Ecco just won. For serious.

Clarifications
All clarifications, whether asked through PM or posted in thread, must be in orange. Failure to follow this guideline or asking for a clarification will result in a....

CLARIFICATION DENIED

(God I missed that)

This game is built for 60 people, but that's.... more of a guideline. Vote close is at 10:30 PM EST.

Narrations:
Day 0
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4
Day 5
Day 6
Day 7
Day 8
Day 9
Day 10
Day 11
Day 12
Final Day: 13

Role PMs
The (Minor) Victories
Post-Game, Part 1
Post-Game, Part 2

Clarifications:
What happens in the event of a tied vote?
-First past the post.

Are roles independent of alignment?
-CLARIFICATION DENIED

Is it possible to play as yourself?
-Yes. Don't count on it, though.

Mafia got cover roles, right? =p
-Do you honestly think I'd be that much a dick three times in a row?

Are host communications trustworthy?
-Yes.

Are our masons guaranteed to share our win conditions?
-Yes.

Players were replaced in order that they notified me of impending removal of game.
-Svenska = enlightenedbum
-Dogbone = crimson

Are thralls and millers in play?
-Possibly.

NintendoID: AdventFalls 3DS Code: 3454-0237-6080
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  • adventfallsadventfalls Why would you wish to know? Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Player List
    3. Infidel
    7. Mr. Defecation
    12. Capfalcon
    31. Extermatott
    37. REG Rysk
    39. warban/Arivia (Part 2, Electric Boogaloo)
    55. The_Reflection
    61. AoR Final
    75. ORANGE SODA
    79. Aegis
    80. B:L
    83. Darian


    Reserves:
    1. Enlightenedbum
    2. Crimsoncoyote
    3. LemmingHead
    4. Psolms
    5. Niceguy Myeye

    Day 0
    -Robos A Go Go, failed to achieve win condition, MIND LAZER'D.
    -Lucedes, failed to achieve win condition, GRUDGED.
    -Zellpher, failed to achieve win condition, RIPPED TO SHREDS.

    Day 1
    -CJ Iwakura WAS Shalmelo (Mafia), died to the vote
    -The Cow King WAS Winky (Old-School), beaten with Game Theory
    -Infidel WAS Look Out It’s Sabs! (Spectrum Red, New Recruit to the God-Emperor’s Tank Brigade, Old-School), WTF SQUASHUA
    -Romanqwerty WAS FrostMist (New School), IT’S THE MOTHERFUCKING KIRBO
    -Rawkking Goodguy WAS robothero (Old School), Homing Chairs
    -Jdarksun WAS Wildcat (Old School), taken down by the mafia
    -Samurai6966 WAS Nocturne (Old School), shown the power of the Dark Side

    Day 2
    -Robos A Go Go WAS Oats (Old-School), Force-Lightning’d
    -Demurist WAS Hippie (Even-Day Seer, Village Special), Death by hockey puck
    -Rend WAS Phyphor (Contemporary), Homing Chair Strike!
    -ronrab WAS Delmain (mafia), “won” the vote
    -FunkyWaltDogg WAS KingMole (Contemporary), death by mafia mob


    Day 3
    -Teurican WAS Plutonium (Mafia), Voted out by the luckiest village ever
    -Cheez WAS Dogbone33 (Contemporary), Squashua!
    -Megatin WAS simonwolf (Old-School), OH FUCK KIRBO
    -Shushnik WAS FunkyWaltDogg (Contemporary), the mafia strikes back
    -kime WAS Darian (Mason, Village Special), Homing Chair!

    Day 4
    -LoserForHireX WAS TehSpectre (mafia), HOLY SHIT FOUR DAYS IN A ROW VOTE
    -Phyphor WAS Orange Soda (Vigilante, Village Special), the mafia came a knockin'
    -Spectrum WAS The_Reflection (Firestarter, Contemporary), and they came to kill

    -Look Out It's Sabs WAS Aegis (Mason, Village Special), Homing Chair!
    -Ohtsam WAS JaysonFour (New-School), INACTIVUS HUNGERS
    -Gumpy WAS Svenska (New-School), shot through the heart by a femme fatale

    Day 5:
    -Rainfall WAS Squashua (Serial Killer/Unblockable), Five days guys? Really?
    -Vagrant_winds WAS pigeonking (Contemporary), Homing chair to the face
    -Winky WAS Ohtsam (Old-School), Ate shit and died
    -Mr. Blarney WAS Megatin (New-School), All aboooooooard
    -Delphinadaes WAS Zandracon (Contemporary), The Mafia Express
    -CoreGoon WAS REG Rysk (New-School), INACTIVUS HUNGERS

    Day 6:
    -JaysonFour WAS ForceVoid (New-School), the vote finally missed
    -Shanic WAS Garret Dorrgan (New-School), HOMING CHAIR
    -Romantic Undead WAS MrBlarney (Old-School), GOOOOOOOOOOO
    -chamberlain WAS Julius Caezure (Old-School), MAFIAAAAAAAAAAA
    -Ringo WAS dunedainjedi (Old-School), killed by a femme fatale

    Day 7:
    -Toxic Toys WAS Spectrum (Mechanics Seer, Village Special), collected the red vote
    -Sepah WAS thetheroo (Old-School), hand-picked by Lady Eri
    -ForceVoid WAS psolms (Old-School), KIRBO!
    -Ardor WAS DeluxeWalrus (New-School), shredded by the main cannon
    -Lucedes WAS Alegis (Mason, Village Special), Team Mafia strikes with the speed of light!
    -Burnage WAS Ringo (New-School), Surrender now or prepare to fight!
    -Garret Dorigan WAS AoR_Final (Contemporary), Hit with a homing chair and then glovefucked

    Day 8
    -Taranis WAS Notch (New School), death by vote
    -Ebfan WAS Seriously (Mafia), slain by a femme fatale
    -The Anonymous WAS Gumpy (Busdriver, Village Special), Deactivated before the mafia dismantled him
    -Simonwolf WAS Maximus (Old-School), Glovefucked
    -Crimsoncoyote WAS Mr. Defecation (Contemporary), Eri chose... poorly

    Day 9
    -Frostmist WAS Vagrant_Winds (Contemporary), VOTE OR DIE MOTHERFUCKER
    -TheLawinator WAS Frosteey (Old-School), KIRBO.... IS STILL HUNGRY and LADY ERI STILL AIMS POORLY
    -daniant WAS jackisreal (New-School), TAAAAANK
    -Zandracon WAS Infidel (Befriender, Spectrum Yellow), By the mafia’s great might
    -LemmingHead WAS Delphinidaes (Contemporary), Crushed by mafia
    -Wildcat WAS The Anonymous (New-School), Glovefucked

    Day 10
    -Thorgot WAS cheez (Mafia), ate the vote
    -Psolms WAS SpectralSpork (Old-School), picked by Lady Eri
    -pigeonking WAS CoreGoon (New-School), TAAAANK
    -Bliss101 WAS ToxicToys (Even Day Guard, Village Special), Could not help himself
    -Egos WAS Ebfan (Contemporary), Mafia’d
    -enlightenedbum WAS Rawkking Goodguy and Lady Eri (Even Day Seer/Replacement, Vig, Village Special), Glovefucked

    Day 11
    -jackisreal WAS Sepah (Contemporary), Vote Or Die
    -??? IS Kay WHO WAS Dunadan019’s Alt (???), HONK HONK-RBO!
    -Buzz Buzz WAS Kime (Miller), You Are Alway Evil, Except When You Aren’t
    -Malkor WAS Samurai6966 (Name Seer), You’re Just Not Evil
    -DevoutlyApathetic WAS iamtheaznman (Old-School), Glovefucked
    -Sir Fabulous WAS Egos (Odd Day Guard, Village Special), Tank was not busdriven

    Day 12
    -Frosteey WAS Sir Fabulous (New School), VOTE OR DIE
    -Thetheroo WAS Houn (Contemporary), INACTIVUS
    -Zellpher WAS Zot and Lady Eri (Vig), INACTIVUS
    -Alegis WAS B:L (Odd Day Vig, Village Special), Mafia's not happy....
    -shalmelo WAS Andrew Ryan (Old School), Not happy at all....
    -Daius WAS Buzz Buzz (Old School), Tank Assault!
    -Fiaryn WAS The Cow King (Contemporary, Tank Vig), Glovefucking Assault!
    -Delmain WAS jdarksun (Contemporary), knocked off by the femme fatale

    Victorious Players
    -Ecco WAS Bandwagon (Sample Role), instructed players about Role PMs, Day 0
    -lonelyahava WAS precisionk (God-Emperor), acknowledged as such, Day 2
    -Arivia WAS Arivia (Bounty Hunter/Neutral), killed a grudge, Day 2
    -Hippie WAS Bluestreak (Bluestreak), acknowledged as such, Day 2
    -Dunadan019 WAS Dac Vin (Vote Immune/Manipulation), survived to the start of Day 5, Day 5

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    !Sign up

    YES

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    !Spectrum Red reporting for duty.

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  • DelphinidaesDelphinidaes FFXIV: Delphi Kisaragi Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm down!

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hurf Durf

    Will just be sitting around in the thread shouting at people to get me some tea

    Not going anywhere near a spreadsheet

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Siiiiign up!

    I hope I'm not B:L!

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    sure

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  • SvenskaSvenska Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sign Up?

    Hopefully I can make it past day 2

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    Since your name means "swedish" in swedish, I just assumed you were, ya know, swedish.

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  • MegatinMegatin Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sign Up!

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sign up

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    !Sign up

    Hells yes. Shenanigans ahoy!

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I SURE HAVEN'T LEARNED MY LESSON YET!

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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh, hell, why not?

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    !Sign up please!

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    For Great Phalla!

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  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This is a thing and I am doing it

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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I hope that i get someone I know

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Aaaaahhh tempting. But it would ruin my exams D:

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Well, I did win my last Phalla. So, y'know, it would be silly to stop my triumphs there.

    !Sign up

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Oh fuck, three people with the violet avatar in this thread including the HOST.

    D:

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    At least they all have different sigs... for now...

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  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sign up!

    I hope kime gets himself. Hilarious.

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  • EbfanEbfan Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle! Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sign up

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited May 2010
    Signing up to be me!

    I get to be the Village Idiot!

    THAT BETTER BE MY ROLE!!!!!!!

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Fuck it. TICKET PLEASE.

    I WOULD LIKE TO PHALLA

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I am the night!

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  • DaypigeonDaypigeon Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    !Advent phalla yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    oh man there's so many people I wanna be :P

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So you wanna be a phalla all star?

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    So you wanna be a phalla all star?

    Do you have the skills to be NUM-BAH ONE!

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  • TeucrianTeucrian Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I was really hoping that the next phalla I played would provide some obvious opportunity to change my avatar, since I'm bored with Yosuke. But changing it thematically this time would be a little derivative. I'll just take it off and see if something better comes along.

    !Sign up

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    This is going to be so fucking awesome.

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Hey now,

    You're an All Star

    Getcha sign up

    Go play!!!

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Yes!

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    YEAH! 7th ascendent signs up. Am I on the role list?

    (What I've won 50% of my games:()

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  • ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User
    edited June 2010
    Sign Up

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    signup

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  • ronrabronrab Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Signature!

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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    !I will sign up if I can be the Reverse Death Miller

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    signup

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    thorgot wrote: »
    !I will sign up if I can be the Reverse Death Miller

    I'm totally fine with that. Whenever you reverse die everybody will be told you're evil.

    I have to see that!

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