9 year old steals cars: Playstation to blame

mausmalone

Recoil42 wrote:

Captain K wrote:

Maybe he learned how to drive from his Playstation, but what's important here is that he didn't learn to not to break the law from his fucking mom.

The best part of the story is how she told the authorities that if he broke the law again, she didn't want him back.

Because, you know, it's not like you're his mother or anything, right? Like, it's not your fault that this happened, right? I'm sure all the other kids that play video games out there don't steal multiple cars and sneak onto airline flights because, oh, they just don't feel like it today, right?

With a mom like that in Oregon, I'd be running for Texas too.

Langly

Recoil42 wrote:

Captain K wrote:

Maybe he learned how to drive from his Playstation, but what's important here is that he didn't learn to not to break the law from his fucking mom.

The best part of the story is how she told the authorities that if he broke the law again, she didn't want him back.

Because, you know, it's not like you're his mother or anything, right? Like, it's not your fault that this happened, right? I'm sure all the other kids that play video games out there don't steal multiple cars and sneak onto airline flights because, oh, they just don't feel like it today, right?

I mean, hell. I would be angry, as a parent. I mean, furious. But come on, this is awesome. After the kid recuperated from the massive beating, I would step back and then tell every friend I had.

Who gets to say their nine year old was involved in a high speed car chase and conned his way onto an airplane?

Dusda

Recoil42 wrote:

BahamutZERO wrote:

So I bet there's some kind of history of abuse from his parents.

No, if there was a history of abuse, he wouldn't have done this, because he knows the helluva beating he would have gotten when he got home.

This is the exact opposite problem. We're in chocolate motherfucking milk territory here.

God that chocolate milk thing almost gave me an aneurysm. I literally got a headache from that video.

BahamutZERO

Recoil42 wrote:

BahamutZERO wrote:

So I bet there's some kind of history of abuse from his parents.

No, if there was a history of abuse, he wouldn't have done this, because he knows the helluva beating he would have gotten when he got home.

This is the exact opposite problem. We're in chocolate motherfucking milk territory here.

If that were the case, the mom wouldn't be all "I don't want him back if he does this shit again."

cooljammer00

i think we got lucky. the news outlet seems to be siding with the sane and saying that the mother is fucking retarded for blaming games.

tarnok

Seriously. Being a teacher and seeing how badly you can fuck up raising a kid has made me too scared to have children.

Ironicly, the people who raise this sort of child aren't detered by this at all.

Langly

Mother wrote:

"He does not like it here at all," she said.

No shit.

etoychest

tarnok wrote:

Seriously. Being a teacher and seeing how badly you can fuck up raising a kid has made me too scared to have children.

Ironicly, the people who raise this sort of child aren't detered by this at all.

I'm terrified of my son becoming a teenager sometimes, and I think I'm a pretty decent father.

Æthelred

Veevee wrote:

Æthelred wrote:

Why the flying fuck did the police chase this kid at 90mph? I hate the way the police try to turn every criminal activity into a dangerous one too. I would also say that I wish his mother were right - driving lessons are damned expensive, but I have a copy of GT2 for free.

If you don't chase and stop anyone that runs, then everyone would run.

So what? The police always catch them in the end. They should stop as soon as it's dangerous. But that's for D&D.

JJ

Dusda wrote:

Recoil42 wrote:

BahamutZERO wrote:

So I bet there's some kind of history of abuse from his parents.

No, if there was a history of abuse, he wouldn't have done this, because he knows the helluva beating he would have gotten when he got home.

This is the exact opposite problem. We're in chocolate motherfucking milk territory here.

God that chocolate milk thing almost gave me an aneurysm. I literally got a headache from that video.

Oh man I would throw his ass across the room. Single mothers need to stop being pussies and beat their kids.

Pata

tarnok wrote:

Seriously. Being a teacher and seeing how badly you can fuck up raising a kid has made me too scared to have children.

People who have this sort of opinion, ironically, are most likely better qualified to be parents

Gyral

Dusda wrote:

Recoil42 wrote:

BahamutZERO wrote:

So I bet there's some kind of history of abuse from his parents.

No, if there was a history of abuse, he wouldn't have done this, because he knows the helluva beating he would have gotten when he got home.

This is the exact opposite problem. We're in chocolate motherfucking milk territory here.

God that chocolate milk thing almost gave me an aneurysm. I literally got a headache from that video.

Man, that just proves to me why I don't want kids. After about ten seconds, the Xbox would be chucked into the dumpster and junior would be onto his way to military school.

Witchdr

chaossoldier wrote:

SilverWind wrote:

That... that kid has skills. :shock:

Evaded two state police forces and made fools of airport security agents.

At 9 Years old.

Hell, playstation isn't to blame. This kid needs to stop watching 24

you got a laugh out of me.

Bolthorn

Arcibi wrote:

I'm going to start a country where stupidity is a capital offense

I would move there.

Bionic Monkey

JJ wrote:

Dusda wrote:

Recoil42 wrote:

BahamutZERO wrote:

So I bet there's some kind of history of abuse from his parents.

No, if there was a history of abuse, he wouldn't have done this, because he knows the helluva beating he would have gotten when he got home.

This is the exact opposite problem. We're in chocolate motherfucking milk territory here.

God that chocolate milk thing almost gave me an aneurysm. I literally got a headache from that video.

Oh man I would throw his ass across the room. Single mothers need to stop being pussies and beat their kids.

And after the beating, sell every video game and console he has. And when he starts crying, lick the delicious tears from his cheeks and laugh.

I'm gonna be such a horrible fucking father.

Veevee

Bionic Monkey wrote:

JJ wrote:

Dusda wrote:

Recoil42 wrote:

BahamutZERO wrote:

So I bet there's some kind of history of abuse from his parents.

No, if there was a history of abuse, he wouldn't have done this, because he knows the helluva beating he would have gotten when he got home.

This is the exact opposite problem. We're in chocolate motherfucking milk territory here.

God that chocolate milk thing almost gave me an aneurysm. I literally got a headache from that video.

Oh man I would throw his ass across the room. Single mothers need to stop being pussies and beat their kids.

And after the beating, sell every video game and console he has. And when he starts crying, lick the delicious tears from his cheeks and laugh.

I'm gonna be such a horrible fucking father.

But your children will thank you for it. Eventually.

Renzo

That chocolate milk video is so fucking funny. Still, I would punch that kid in the face.

Dusda

Renzo wrote:

That chocolate milk video is so fucking funny. Still, I would punch that kid in the face.

The guy observing him was trying to.

Axen

So wait, who recorded the video? Cause if I was playing on Live and heard that I would probably never play on Live again. Ever.

Dusda

He was definitely playing on Live. Probably during a clan practice, judging by the amount of time the player was following him around.

Axen

Anyone else mute any Live players that sound like 10 year olds? I do, for no other reason then the fact that the sound of their voice in my ear pierces my very soul.

Am I a bad person?

Pata

Axen wrote:

Anyone else mute any Live players that sound like 10 year olds? I do, for no other reason then the fact that the sound of their voice in my ear pierces my very soul.

Am I a bad person?

No.

Treeloot

Houk wrote:

And all this, just to see his grampa. I mean, come on. This is a made-for-TV movie waiting to happen.

I would totally watch that.

Artoria

Pata Hikari wrote:

Axen wrote:

Anyone else mute any Live players that sound like 10 year olds? I do, for no other reason then the fact that the sound of their voice in my ear pierces my very soul.

Am I a bad person?

No.

this is the reason why I dropped X-box live altogether. My mistake was icking up FFXI though ugh I don't know what is worse Kids on live or

U buy gold KEKEKE and

U git outa here we need Brd lol

and

U american? no American Japnese only!

Heir

Pata Hikari wrote:

Axen wrote:

Anyone else mute any Live players that sound like 10 year olds? I do, for no other reason then the fact that the sound of their voice in my ear pierces my very soul.

Am I a bad person?

No.

Drez

I usually don't bother with the headset unless it's a team-effort game like GRAW or GOW or something.

Couscous

Heir wrote:

Pata Hikari wrote:

Axen wrote:

Anyone else mute any Live players that sound like 10 year olds? I do, for no other reason then the fact that the sound of their voice in my ear pierces my very soul.

Am I a bad person?

No.

Duchess Prozac

titmouse wrote:

Heir wrote:

Pata Hikari wrote:

Axen wrote:

Anyone else mute any Live players that sound like 10 year olds? I do, for no other reason then the fact that the sound of their voice in my ear pierces my very soul.

Am I a bad person?

Hell No.

Veevee

titmouse wrote:

Heir wrote:

Pata Hikari wrote:

Axen wrote:

Anyone else mute any Live players that sound like 10 year olds? I do, for no other reason then the fact that the sound of their voice in my ear pierces my very soul.

Am I a bad person?

No.

Also don't forget to taunt them with the fact that you can't hear them. It infuriates them so much more

electricitylikesme

Cars are clearly too easy to drive these days.

BahamutZERO

Veevee wrote:

titmouse wrote:

Heir wrote:

Pata Hikari wrote:

Axen wrote:

Anyone else mute any Live players that sound like 10 year olds? I do, for no other reason then the fact that the sound of their voice in my ear pierces my very soul.

Am I a bad person?

No.

Also don't forget to taunt them with the fact that you can't hear them. It infuriates them so much more

"Initiate PLAN M!"

Just Like That

"You're messing me up mom, it's a clan match!"

Sanders

Kids are bad.
I find people who say shit all the time even worse. There are more words in the english language, try using them!

Playing Saints Row online is like hanging out with a bunch of gansta wannabes.

Rhys55

A 9-year-old boy with a history of stealing cars and running away sneaked onto a plane bound for Texas, getting caught after flubbing an airport connection, officials said........................................

The boy was unhappy after his family moved to Lakewood

Ok, that's about 15 minutes from here, and I can totally agree with the kid on that one. (reading that line had me laughing for 10 min)

Still, his parents are idiots... Jackass raises little jackass kid...go figure...

Resident0

Renzo wrote:

That chocolate milk video is so fucking funny. Still, I would punch that kid in the face.

I love that vid, the way the soldiers lips move in synch with "CHOCOLATE MILK.... AGHHH!!".

I had tears in my eyes when i see that vid, tears of sheer mirth.

Akilae729

electricitylikesme wrote:

Cars are clearly too easy to drive these days.

What they didn't tell you in the article, was that the car was a stick

JJ

Akilae729 wrote:

electricitylikesme wrote:

Cars are clearly too easy to drive these days.

What they didn't tell you in the article, was that the car was a stick

Oh fuck stick.

Learning that shit with an impatient father in the passenger seat...

So I drive an automatic.

METAzraeL

Akilae729 wrote:

electricitylikesme wrote:

Cars are clearly too easy to drive these days.

What they didn't tell you in the article, was that the car was a stick

This kid is really a Russian spy. He was trying to reach his "Grandpa."

balboni

"The boy's mother, Sakinah Booker, told The News Tribune he dislikes the neighborhood where the family lives and is afraid of a sex offender who lives nearby."
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16673691/

OK now that just makes it sound creepy. This has to be the smartest boy in the world - maybe he saw the whole news story about the MO kids and the creepy Imo's worker and said "Fuck this, I don't wanna be raped by a creepy old dude."

OtakuD00D

That kid's a frickin' genius. Devoted as hell, too. I mean... wow. His parents really ARE fucking stupid. How the heck did he manage to run away from home so many times? I bet his mom was sitting her ass in front of the TV or busy on the phone or something. Or probably not even at home.

Either way. I wouldn't be surprised if someone eventually acknowledges his skills and eventually put them to good use.

Playstation, nothing.