I am interested in the position advertised on craigslist to join your deceptocons (sp?). I am highly qualified for this as I am a robot who turns into a vehicle, and I am also evil. I've attached my resume for your review, and look forward to hearing from you.
Sincerely,
the OP.
:^:
This was from the first page. It made me dribble coffee from my mouth to my pants. Cudos (sp?) Jordyn.
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ZeroFillFeeling much better.A nice, green leaf.Registered Userregular
edited January 2007
So,
I missed the whole "hate lobster" bandwagon, I might have been sleeping
what did he do specifically to incur your internet wrath
Fuck yeah. I know from experience that they often don't have any traking info on the package and then when you call them and talk to a rep they tell you they'll need to call you back and then you hear from them the next day that they don't have any tracking info so you call the customer back to let them know you can't find out where the package is or why it's 2 days late but you had them initiate a trace on it and then it gets delivered the next day. UPS tracking is a fucking joke. I don't think they bother to scan half the packages.
They'll hire you over some stupid out-sourced DOT HEAD any day.
this is racism
ban him please
I love you Rannypoo but that's a really poor example considering Lord Dave often makes worse joke about his own wife and we all go along with it. I do agree Lobster's a dick but this is a really weak example. I would say it's more an issue of him trying to be as much of a dick as possible without clearly breaking the rules, i.e. trolling.
They'll hire you over some stupid out-sourced DOT HEAD any day.
this is racism
ban him please
I love you Rannypoo but that's a really poor example considering Lord Dave often makes worse joke about his own wife and we all go along with it. I do agree Lobster's a dick but this is a really weak example. I would say it's more an issue of him trying to be as much of a dick as possible without clearly breaking the rules, i.e. trolling.
I'm kind of surprised you brought this back up, Dru.
It was just an excuse to get the faggot banned for a day, what more do you want?
Oh I agree that he deserved to be tempbanned or jailed but I'm saying that his accusation that it seems to be a popularity contest is supported by Knob stating he's being banned for racism when a popular forumer makes worse jokes about his own wife and we're all cool with it. The answer isn't to ban LD but to find and state a better reason for banning Lobster which wouldn't have been hard to do.
Oh I agree that he deserved to be tempbanned or jailed but I'm saying that his accusation that it seems to be a popularity contest is supported by Knob stating he's being banned for racism when a popular forumer makes worse jokes about his own wife and we're all cool with it. The answer isn't to ban LD but to find and state a better reason for banning Lobster which wouldn't have been hard to do.
I'm terribly disappointed in you Sam. How are we supposed to turn this into an after-school special if you don't learn an important lesson and you realize that you should invite Lobster to your birthday party after all and he gives you the best gift ever?
I'm terribly disappointed in you Sam. How are we supposed to turn this into an after-school special if you don't learn an important lesson and you realize that you should invite Lobster to your birthday party after all and he gives you the best gift ever?
I'm terribly disappointed in you Sam. How are we supposed to turn this into an after-school special if you don't learn an important lesson and you realize that you should invite Lobster to your birthday party after all and he gives you the best gift ever?
The whole hair-splitting, racism bans are applied when it's convenient, bullshit is pretty much bullshit.
Plus, Jermaine's girlfriend is a dumb-cunt.
I'm still really confused why you're defending LF.
Sam, I honestly thought you were smarter than this. Seriously, I'm not even joking now. I can't believe you can't see the difference between questioning the reason for his ban and defending Lobster. This is like someone accusing me of hating Americal because I question why we're in Iraq. Cal is not defending Lobster. He's callling bullshit on the specific reason he was banned and how it's a flexible standard depending on how popular someone is. Do you see the diff yet?
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Tentacle monsters and demons have been trying to do that for years. Unsuccessfully I might add.
There's always some sword wielding teenager with angst issues stopping them.
With 6 year old boys being highly trained to pilot experimental fighting machines.
And Hard Gay
Hoooo~!
Hard Gay's alright. I don't knock him.
There are many more worse things plaguing that nation.
ROBIN FALLS
WHO KNEW
(okay seriously heading out now have yourselves a fantastic Friday)
I will.
With my hemorrhoid.
Why in the name of Science does it hurt so much
while i lived in japan
i often walked under the train tracks
that is where many small stores are
there were a good number of cool stores, along the way
exotic insect stores, herbal psychedelic drug stores, adult video stores (often with pictures of completely nude women all over the walls) and more!
The best ever was an antique store. Not just any antique store, no. It was a NES / SNES antique store. It was so great.
i saw that once.
i was eating cup noodle at the time
awkward
Just like fuckin Captain Picard
Diamond Friend Code: 0043 9432 1473
cream, milk or none?
None, of course. You never saw the Captain order some namby-pamby cream and sugar.
Diamond Friend Code: 0043 9432 1473
I never saw the Captain.
Wait... you are saying you have never seen Captain Jean-Luc Picard?
He looks like Professor Xavier. Does that help?
Diamond Friend Code: 0043 9432 1473
Everyone looks like Professor Xavier.
This was from the first page. It made me dribble coffee from my mouth to my pants. Cudos (sp?) Jordyn.
I missed the whole "hate lobster" bandwagon, I might have been sleeping
what did he do specifically to incur your internet wrath
It was just an excuse to get the faggot banned for a day, what more do you want?
Especially when LF is a cockface
AIDS?
Plus, Jermaine's girlfriend is a dumb-cunt.
Did she ever show boobs? All is forgiven with a little boobie pic (provided they aren'told saggy ones)
He might, just might, be acting on a principle and not some bullshit popularity contest.