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Close Encounters with the Death Kind

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  • SaphSaph Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Goose! wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    oh yeah also this one time I fell down the stairs head first and landed on a carpet tack, giving me an enormous permanent scar across my forehead

    Yer a wizard, beasteh.


    Also, the other part of the quote reminds me. I stopped breathing a month after I was born. My parents remember it was during the American Music Awards, back when they were held early in the year (Februaryish).
    And did you start breathing again?

    Saph on
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't know the rest of the story, but its probably similar to beastehs. All I know is I spent a month in the hospital.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I live a charmed life and have never been injured nor ill.

    Stale on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    you're an inspiration

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    I live a charmed life and have never been injured nor ill.

    Don't you want something else to get you through this?

    Goose! on
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't think I've ever come close to death. However, one time when I was racing my brother to the car after lunch I tripped and fell in the parking lot, which gave me some weird ultra-head-rush thing that made me blind for a couple minutes. That was scary.

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I jumped out of an airplane once.

    Septus on
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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I've been told this happened to me, but as I was young at the time I have no recollection:

    Apparently when I was about one-and-a-half I was toddling around while my parents, grandparents, and aunt were sitting in the living room chatting. While they were talking, I crawled my way up the stairs and decided that there, at the top of the stairs overlooking the marble entry way, was the perfect place to practice my walking.

    I tripped.

    As I was flying headfirst down the (very steep) staircase, my aunt notices me, leaps, and catches me flying-tackle-style before I hit the marble. Thanks auntie Barb! Way to look after your child, parents
    This story has almost certainly been embellished quite liberally by said Aunt, who never allows a family occasion to pass without telling it. This is invariably followed by "So anyway, you owe me your life. You're welcome."

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  • FoodFood Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    KalTorak wrote: »
    I don't think I've ever come close to death. However, one time when I was racing my brother to the car after lunch I tripped and fell in the parking lot, which gave me some weird ultra-head-rush thing that made me blind for a couple minutes. That was scary.

    that happened to me too after tripping and falling on pavement when racing someone. weird.

    also when I was 13 I had some weird convulsions at school where I my back spasmed out for about a minute and then I had one of those head rushes where I went blind and I felt incredibly tired for about 5 minutes. I never figured out what that was about though because I felt perfectly fine just a little while later.

    Food on
  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    As kids me and some friends found our favorite railroad bridge being deconstructed for scrap metal. All the spikes were gone and the long rail sections were just sitting there. Of course we wanted to push one off the edge. It was hard work but when we finally got it over the brink we all stuck our heads out to look down.

    The rail hit on side of the ravine and bounced back up with one end moving much faster than the other. Before any of us could react it's end had exploded the end of one railroad tie. My head was like two feet from it. Then the rail hit the bridge supports and made god awful noise so we got out of there.


    Another time me and my friend were doing our regular saturday night thing. Family LSD followed by a case of bottled beer each. After sunrise we would go for drives while the roads were empty (except for folks going to early church). Slayer playing in a 57dogdge pickup was awesome. Those trucks had metal dashboards btw. We went out road for shiggiles and hit a telephone pole that came out of nowhere.:P

    The passenger door sprung open and without thinking I leaned uot to close it. As I did a large hunting knife I carried floated out of it's sheath and seemed to hover in front of my face. I grabbed at it and almost followed it out the truck because my other hand was only holding onto the open door.

    That truck was solid though. Only the door had damage and wouldn't work after that and that was only because the handle got smashed. A few weeks later my buddy got a DWI because the door was randomly opening on left turns. The cops saw this and went after us. We had been out playing with guns and had a cr full of beer and some guns and a homemade silencer (used). My buddy went to jail and I asked the cop if I could get the beer out before the truck went to the impound yard. He let me and I got the silencer out before the truck got searched or things might have been very bad.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    that's not fool-proof at all!

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Food wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    I don't think I've ever come close to death. However, one time when I was racing my brother to the car after lunch I tripped and fell in the parking lot, which gave me some weird ultra-head-rush thing that made me blind for a couple minutes. That was scary.

    that happened to me too after tripping and falling on pavement when racing someone. weird.

    also when I was 13 I had some weird convulsions at school where I my back spasmed out for about a minute and then I had one of those head rushes where I went blind and I felt incredibly tired for about 5 minutes. I never figured out what that was about though because I felt perfectly fine just a little while later.

    Well that doesn't sound like a concussion at all.

    Ruckus on
  • bikkibikkibobikkibikkibo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Septus wrote: »
    I got clipped by an explorer that ran a red light once, if i had been driving about 1/2 mph slower he would have TBoned me at about 35-45 mph and i'd probably be dead as hell.

    I was t-boned by an SUV right in my driver's-side door at about 30-40 miles per hour, but I had kickass side airbags. I've never bothered to check any statistics on these kinds of accidents or anything, so I don't know how bad it would have been had there not been any airbags. As it happened, I got out of it with a couple of small scratches, but a completely totalled car.


    A friend of mine got T-boned in her sedan by a 1970's Ford pickup. She didn't have side airbags and she almost died. She was in the ICU for like two weeks.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So that's how fool-proof became a retarded moon-moron

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    So that's how fool-proof became a retarded moon-moron

    "Became"? More like "Unexpectedly survived to continue being"

    Ruckus on
  • PucuckPucuck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    KalTorak wrote: »
    I don't think I've ever come close to death. However, one time when I was racing my brother to the car after lunch I tripped and fell in the parking lot, which gave me some weird ultra-head-rush thing that made me blind for a couple minutes. That was scary.

    I had that "head-rush" happen when I was walking my rent check to the lease office, slipped on some ice and hit the back of my head on the asphalt. I only got a minor concussion out of it but I remember losing my vision for a short period of time and my hearing was all jacked up as if someone fired a gun near my ears. Pretty scary stuff.

    I've hit my head a number of times and have had a total of 3 concussions so far. Oh and I don't play sports.

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  • FuzzFuzz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I used to longboard a lot, way before EVERYONE at my university decided it'd be cool to longboard and fall all over the god damn place.

    I have a slightly longer than usual board, about 56 inches or so, which meant hella fast rides compared to my friends' 30 or so inch boards.

    One day while I was going down a hill the back truck of my long board EXPLODED and I slid down the hill side almost into a car before falling into the side walk and letting out a big "ow!" I remember thinking, "well, that was close." I took my board to the shop and got a new truck and some new wheels and I was back at it.

    A week or two later I was going down the same hill, going at around 30mph, and my front truck exploded. I learned very quickly how much more dangerous this was. The board essentially stopped and I went flying 30mph into pavement.

    I rolled quite a bit and at the last moment I ended up slamming my forehead into my arm rather than pavement. I had a huge bruise on both for a while and decided that longboarding is actually a dangerous sport.

    Currently I use my longboard as a coffee table. I may take it out again one day..

    edit: honestly it takes one big fall to turn all those comedic skateboarder crashing videos into cringey horrorfests.

    Fuzz on
  • skettiosskettios Enchanted ForestRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Folks were pushing me through the icy parking lot in a cart back to the car up in Anchorage. According to them, they hit a bump hard, I flipped out of the cart, and managed to land safely on my bum, nicely padded by diaper and snowsuit.. as opposed to splitting my head open.

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  • QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    When I was really young my family's car got hit by a lorry while we were in a motorway lay-by. Everyone was fine, but a few inches to the left and I would have probably died.

    Other than that and a couple of times I could probably have succumbed to alcohol related mishaps I've been really lucky

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  • FuzzFuzz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Also, one time I smiled at a gorilla. Nothing happened though.

    Fuzz on
  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fuzz wrote: »
    Also, one time I smiled at a gorilla. Nothing happened though.

    Did you show your teeth?

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  • FuzzFuzz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    Fuzz wrote: »
    Also, one time I smiled at a gorilla. Nothing happened though.

    Did you show your teeth?

    yes. I was all like :D

    Fuzz on
  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    When I was about 2-2 1/2, I got ran over by my own brother in our drive way. Low rider car went over me. Tire ran over my head.

    Doctor said I shouldn't have lived through it. I told him otherwise.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Your av makes more sense now.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I was born dead. Like, I wasn't breathing for a good 60 seconds or so until they got my lungs clear

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    oh hello this thread looks like it's for me

    Pony on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    pony + stale are like physical manifestations of OH GOD WHY WON'T IT DIE

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  • FuzzFuzz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Doctor said I shouldn't have lived through it.

    what a dick!

    and good god, I remember Pony had awesomely painful stories, but I think my mind blocked them out because I can't recall any at the moment.

    Fuzz on
  • John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Bedigunz wrote: »
    No one knows. At first I thought it was shock that she run a bunch of people over. But when she was yelling at people and spitting at them, me and the some of the witnesses came to the conclusion that she is a total bitch and probably on something.

    They took her away on a stretcher but she looked fine, other than maybe a little pain in her neck from stopping too fast.

    She was trying to speed through the light and turn left and because she was in an SUV, she turned too wide.

    Who the fuck tries to speed through lights in downtown Chicago at 5pm?!

    I'll repeat something I learned a long time ago. I suppose it can, at times, and if you're an idiot, apply to red lights.

    Four-way stops in Chicago don't operate on right-of-way, it's who wants it the most.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    pony + stale are like physical manifestations of OH GOD WHY WON'T IT DIE

    Darwin himself would say "fuck it" at the sight of those two.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I got bombed by an F-15

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    basically for the past year or so i have been operating under the assumption that i am immortal

    Pony on
  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I've fallen off a lot of tall things.

    Trees, buildings, very steep hills, more trees, very large boulders, bunk beds while still asleep, etc.

    I'm either lucky or good at taking a fall though because I never got worse then some scrapped off sections of skin or a tooth or two through a lip. Kind of thing where it could've been quite bad depending on how I landed.

    Edit: thinking you're immortal is pretty valid because it's not like you're going to be around when you're proven wrong.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i look at the things i have survived

    stroke, skull fractures, drug overdoses, stabbings

    heck, one time a guy beat me with a baseball bat to the point that he was pretty sure i was dead

    that's a funny story

    fuck, i've even tried to kill myself a couple times (not so funny stories!) and i've managed to survive it

    so

    i am pretty sure that, while not indestructible or immune to pain

    i basically can't die

    Pony on
  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    are...are you a Highlander?

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    i look at the things i have survived

    stroke, skull fractures, drug overdoses, stabbings

    heck, one time a guy beat me with a baseball bat to the point that he was pretty sure i was dead

    that's a funny story

    fuck, i've even tried to kill myself a couple times (not so funny stories!) and i've managed to survive it

    so

    i am pretty sure that, while not indestructible or immune to pain

    i basically can't die

    We need to get you and Stale to mate.

    Your offspring would rule the universe.

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pony needs to either live in a plastic bubble or start fighting crime.

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  • MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
    so, wait a minute

    what restaurant did she slam into? or at what intersection?

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    i look at the things i have survived

    stroke, skull fractures, drug overdoses, stabbings

    heck, one time a guy beat me with a baseball bat to the point that he was pretty sure i was dead

    that's a funny story

    fuck, i've even tried to kill myself a couple times (not so funny stories!) and i've managed to survive it

    so

    i am pretty sure that, while not indestructible or immune to pain

    i basically can't die


    This sounds an awful lot like the setting for Defendor.

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't think I've ever been near death


    I guess one time when I was like 3 I jumped off a table onto a couch, bounced off and landed face first on a ninja turtles action figure that stabbed me in the forehead

    but it was just a few stitches and nothing lasting!

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