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Round 2: Nogs vs Framling

LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
edited June 2010 in Social Entropy++
Nogs: [vidurl=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNPWmttisW4]main entry[/vidurl], bonus 1, bonus 2, [vidurl=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW0tY2ucBNo]bonus 3[/vidurl]

Framling:
I had a whole thing planned out, you know.
It was going to be pretty okay!
It was going to involve MSPaint, and Legos, and it was gonna be kinda neat!
It would be about how I decided I had to piss everyone off even more in this round, just to be sure I didn't get to round 3.
So my entry would be a supervirus that would set people's computers on fire.
(In the story. I wasn't really going to write a supervirus.)
And then the punchline is that Nogs slept through the deadline, so then everyone had to vote for me again.
It was gonna be so cool.
I was gonna make fun of Apple.
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And kinda make fun of Linux.
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(I'm not really a huge Microsoft fanboy, we do plenty of dumb shit too.)
I even had a great Lego guy picked out just to be Nogs.
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Look at that. Just like a little J. Jonah Jameson.
But juheeeeezus christ this shit is a lot of work.
I just don't have the patience.
So vote Nogs. He's a good kid, he'll put way more effort into this shit than I'd be able to muster.
Also, he didn't make a big-ass spoiler tree with, i don't know, like 1200 spoiler tags to click.
Best of luck, Nogs! And if you pussed out on this round, I'll fucking find you!
There's nothing after this one. Seriously. Go back to your life. I promise there's nothing after this.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't even have to watch Nogs entry.


    What the heck, Framling?

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nogs, wow, nice voicing in there as well, great timing on the laugh-tracks

    mully on
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I think I still would've voted Nogs if he had just posted that Främling song. It's catchy as hell.

    Bad-Beat on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    also, way to blackface

    mully on
  • UnluckyUnlucky That's not meant to happen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Framling: The ultimate forum troll?

    On the other hand, Nogs - Damn that was funny and pretty well acted.

    Unlucky on
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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
    What the hell, Framling? That should be as bad a no-show.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Well I'm an idiot and voted for Framling by accident.

    RabidDeathMoose on
  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Using quote on Larlar's post was a great way to verify that Framling is worthless. Or at least, Framling's entry appears to be worthless.

    Nogs' was pretty good anyway though!

    End on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    haha I'm gonna vote for Fram.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    mully wrote: »
    Nogs, wow, nice voicing in there as well, great timing on the laugh-tracks
    A couple parts during the laughs could have used a longer pause. But yeah that was great.

    Kind of curious why fram even signed up if he didnt want to win.

    Bedlam on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    SporkAndrew wrote: »
    What the hell, Framling? That should be as bad a no-show.

    Well you're as bad as a smelly butt.

    Framling on
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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cripes Nogs, that was an ace entry. Kind of wasted on Framling, but ace none the less. It took me until the credits to realise you played all the parts yourself - good job with the After Effects.

    Although, blackface? Jeez man. I guess it had to be done.

    Legba on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    every time Nogs said he was working really hard on his entry I wanted to tell him not to.

    I was like

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Haha, that was great Nogs!

    Ten on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2010
    And now he's at work.

    Won't be home for hours.

    Has no idea of what to expect.

    Such high expectations.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ahhhhh the laugh track

    good work nogs :^:

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Just in case people don't want to open more than one spoiler tag to view Fram's entry
    I had a whole thing planned out, you know.

    It was going to be pretty okay!

    It was going to involve MSPaint, and Legos, and it was gonna be kinda neat!

    It would be about how I decided I had to piss everyone off even more in this round, just to be sure I didn't get to round 3.

    So my entry would be a supervirus that would set people's computers on fire.

    (In the story. I wasn't really going to write a supervirus.)

    And then the punchline is that Nogs slept through the deadline, so then everyone had to vote for me again.

    It was gonna be so cool.

    I was gonna make fun of Apple.

    frame9.png

    And kinda make fun of Linux.

    frame7.png

    (I'm not really a huge Microsoft fanboy, we do plenty of dumb shit too.)

    I even had a great Lego guy picked out just to be Nogs.

    nogs.jpg

    Look at that. Just like a little J. Jonah Jameson.

    But juheeeeezus christ this shit is a lot of work.

    I just don't have the patience.

    So vote Nogs. He's a good kid, he'll put way more effort into this shit than I'd be able to muster.

    Also, he didn't make a big-ass spoiler tree with, i don't know, like 1200 spoiler tags to click.

    Best of luck, Nogs! And if you pussed out on this round, I'll fucking find you!

    There's nothing after this one. Seriously. Go back to your life. I promise there's nothing after this.

    Fiz on
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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Framling if i promise to vote for Nogs, will you pledge to never ever enter a forum battle again?

    that is, unless you can muster up some goddamn motivation for it?

    bwanie on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I was so annoyed by framling's Spoilers that I just voted for him, assuming that the eventual drawing would have been worth it.

    Ruckus on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I voted for Nogs because of my cameo with bongi during the prison scene

    Fiz on
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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Jesus, are people actually clicking more after that one I said was the last one?

    Because that's the last one.

    I'm not trying to trick you.

    Also, bwanie, I don't care whom you vote for, I'm not doing any more of these. I wouldn't have done this one if I hadn't had an idea I thought would be funny.

    Framling on
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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i know you don't care!

    bwanie on
  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ah who am i kidding the fist time it was pretty goddamn hilarious.

    bwanie on
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    oh god NOGS, NOGS. NOGGGSSSSSS.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    what a surprise

    framling is a complete cunt

    Raneados on
  • scarlet ave.scarlet ave. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh god the editing really came together there, Nogs. Good fucking show.

    scarlet ave. on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    oh hey

    framling decides to be a silly goose

    i should not be surprised

    Pony on
  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Holy shit Nogs. That was incredible!

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ban framling

    Skull Man on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    framling's entry is basically equivalent to no-showing

    taking a "fuck you i didn't even want to keep playing" attitude as your explanation doesn't help matters

    Pony on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nogs that was magnificent

    Edcrab on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    nogs, yes, yes

    World as Myth on
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  • SupraluminalSupraluminal Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Kind of curious why fram even signed up if he didnt want to win.

    Absolutely. I understand wanting to do a clever thing with spoilers, but the forum battle doesn't seem like the right venue for it.

    Supraluminal on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    framling's entry is basically equivalent to no-showing

    taking a "fuck you i didn't even want to keep playing" attitude as your explanation doesn't help matters

    what i find weird is that Jordyn supports this kind of behavior

    which doesn't really say much for her at all

    Raneados on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    nogs has the chops to win this whole thing

    Skull Man on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    framling's entry is basically equivalent to no-showing

    taking a "fuck you i didn't even want to keep playing" attitude as your explanation doesn't help matters

    what i find weird is that Jordyn supports this kind of behavior

    which doesn't really say much for her at all

    Because I voted for him?

    It's not like Nogs NEEDS another vote to beat him.

    And Fram did stay up really late last night trying like hell to get something done.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    maybe he should have started sooner the night before

    Skull Man on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I mean jesus christ it's not like I'm marching around with a banner that says "VOTE FRAMLING"

    I let him do what he wants and in general, just stay the fuck away from this nonsense.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    can't ban framling

    he's a forum institution

    Skull Man on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    institution like a university or an asylum?

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