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Round 2: Zonugal vs Qorzm

LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
edited June 2010 in Social Entropy++
Zonugal (NSFW)

[vidurl=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMxPvT-tZ2o]Qorzm[/vidurl]
Lyrics:
I let the beat drop, like that fucking faggot Zot
There's no sweet talk when I battle, just ask TDOT
And this is hip hop, as real as it gets
Cuz I Gotta Feeling that stealing music is not legit
I spit around the world as a myth
Got Carmen San Diego wishing she can roll with
Bogey's laying down the ban hammer, he's hedgehog patrolling
And I'm rapping magic, Expecto Patronum
Dementors can't fuck with me, Azkaban could never hold me
I'm serious; I'm not a loser like Vann Diras
Thank you battlers that work so hard to please us
I died last year, now I'm back like Jesus
This battle entry is my ultimate thesis
I flow so hard I shatter you into pieces
Sars boy is one of the best diseases
Ryan speaks, my rap knowledge increases
This ain't over yet, best keep your leases
I've gotta keep FAQ and his fam on their leashes
I'm not retweeting Mameshiba, like Teefs is
So follow @Bryceforvice, retweet this
And peep this, I'm okay, I'm chillin with Orikae
And we're gonna blow trees for days
Get a dub of that B.C. bud and we'll roll it with Squall and Dubh
We get high, now we're falling up
Like Shel Silverstein did it
More than black and white, I'm colorful and vivid
I hit you long distance like Viv did with Blaket
I owe special thanks to a jellyfish, Natek
Pillow talk, I'm rooting for Projeck
I rule like Bel, and damn I do it well
Ignore the thermometer, I'm hot like hell
Believe me, I'm proven Round 3 quality
Special thanks; to ChicoBlue and Mully
Because they hold it down and they drew for me
Z, your fashion sense is fancy, still awful like your dancing
Neville will forever be the best queen
Now end scene

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Special thanks to ChicoBlue, mully, and natek for providing the art briefly seen at the beginning of my entry
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    natek
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal is getting worse.

    By which I mean he's getting better. Frighteningly better.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So much for Zonugal the one trick pony

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    holy shit i got a shout out :D

    qorzm you rule

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    oh my god

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal, please shave.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Jesus Christ.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Those were some phat rhymes, Qorzm, but unfortunately for you, Zonugal delivered.
    I'm going to have nightmares. :(

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal I need to purge my internet search history now

    On all of my browsers

    All of them

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    my eyes lit up as soon as I saw "Zonugal (NSFW)"

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  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    must... breathe...

    jesus christ zonugal

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    zonugal's seems to have crashed

    wait there we go

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Larlar's sig heads bobbed in time to the rap, so to Qorzm it goes.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hmmm

    I really didn't expect it but i liked qorzm's more!

    dang!

    but i'll reflect before i vote

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Holy shit, these were amazing, so much effort went into both of these!

    Zonugal is a marvellous motherfucker and ballsy as hell (hehe) but I ended up voting for Qorzm because I like his rhymes and the reverse truffle shuffle in his disturbed me more than Zonugal's penis.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    TheLawinator wrote: »
    Zonugal, never shave.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i really like both of these

    but zonugal getting choked made me laugh so hard i woke my mom up and that's just a sign

    Sars_Boy on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    i really like both of these

    but zonugal getting choked made me laugh so hard i woke my mom up and that's just a sign

    just remembered that and now I dunno who to vote for again!

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    jesus jumped up christ

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I am afraid of looking at anything Zonugal does

    so many colors

    so many bulges

    I'll watch it tomorrow

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    goin with qorzm

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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh my fucking god, zonugal. That had me in tears.

    Qorzm, yours was bad ass. I didn't even realize it was in reverse until the cards.

    No clue who I am voting for.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    zonugal HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE AN HD OF THIS

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I was waiting for the time when SE++ forum battles would include homoerotic softcore. And here we are.

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    qorzm thank you for providing a 1080p video of a reverse truffle shuffle

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I love the fat dude running around in Qorzm's.

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    in reverse, it's called a shuffle truffle

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal
    that was fucking insane
    I'm going to go die now
    nightmares til the end of days

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    blvd. how the hell does THAT give you a nightmare and chicos was merely "meh" material

    seriously.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    is that 2nd picture lady gaga

    Raneados on
  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    zonugal could be a very pretty lady if he shaved that thing off

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    NATEK! Our names RHYME!

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    shit your name isn't blanket?

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    there are not words to be had about these entries

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2010
    Qorzm wrote: »
    in reverse, it's called a shuffle truffle

    or an elfurt elfus

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2010
    man I don't think I can get behind forum raps at all

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Larlar wrote: »
    Qorzm wrote: »
    in reverse, it's called a shuffle truffle

    or an elfurt elfus
    Sufle trufle??

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dubh wrote: »
    there are not words to be had about these entries

    you're just sayin' dat 'cause you got lyrics
    his rhymes were good but they were basically just name droppin' like Game
    I had higher hopes for you, Q

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Holy fucking shit Zonugal.

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