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The E3 Keynote thread: Done for today, come back tomorrow!

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  • CarbonFireCarbonFire See you in the countryRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ManiaPlanet looks mildly interesting, but I have little faith in it because it's Ubisoft - ON THE PC.

    I'll just wait for LBP2, since it's getting KBAM creation tools anyway.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Rayman was really damn pretty, I couldn't believe it. The whole intro leading up to it confused the shit out of me.

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  • RaughnRaughn Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Where can I see this Rayman game in motion?

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    CarbonFire wrote: »
    ManiaPlanet looks mildly interesting, but I have little faith in it because it's Ubisoft - ON THE PC.

    ... I can't believe it took someone explicitly saying this to remind me of it. Damn it.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So is Portal 2 tonight?

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    I really, really hope that info on Children of Eden being regular controller compatible is true.

    That would bump it up from "Looks cool" to "Current Game of Show"

    But it looks awesome with the current controls!

    It is like the only cool Kinect thing!

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  • SkabSkab Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Alright, someone explain that picture to me.

    Because...what the fuck

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  • Liquid GhostLiquid Ghost DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES, TOO?! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    So is Portal 2 tonight?

    Valve apparently canceled.

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  • Homestar GunnerHomestar Gunner Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Skab wrote: »
    Alright, someone explain that picture to me.

    Because...what the fuck

    Laser Tag: "It's a video game you play away from the screen"

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  • FoefallerFoefaller Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    CarbonFire wrote: »
    Algertman wrote: »
    29ohezk.png

    That screens sums up so much of E3 so far :lol:

    In fact, I think that needs to go into the thread title :P

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Rayman was really damn pretty, I couldn't believe it. The whole intro leading up to it confused the shit out of me.

    I thought it was some new Little-Big-Planet-style game that let artists easily turn their art into beautiful games.

    Rayman is probably the only thing that couldn't disappoint me after thinking that.

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  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    G4 just aired the MGS: Rising trailer again and they cut right when the watermelon thing came up and the hosts were like D:


    That was some good stuff, though.

    I wonder just how many points of dismemberment there are on the character models. I saw a lot of random slashing, but the horizontal slice straight across that dude's body in mid-air didn't seem to affect his torso. Or maybe I blinked and missed it.

    I don't know, looks to me like the sword cut whatever it passed through.

    So cool.

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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Currently on page 46, but I had to just pop up here and say that you geese are some of the most cynical, hateful geese who ever goosed in a silly manner. Geez if you hate everything they ever show, just don't watch. It's not that difficult.

    EDIT: Except you, Shoe. You seem pretty OK.

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh, by the way guys:

    http://press.nintendo.com/

    Golin Harris doesn't work anymore, but user: guest, pass: nintendo sure does.

    Nothing's up yet, keep an eye on it tomorrow!

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    So is Portal 2 tonight?

    Valve apparently canceled.

    Well darn.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, Crysis 2, Criterion Need for Speed, Infamous 2, a Sly Cooper Collection (and more rumored collections) and Valve is nowhere to be found

    This is quickly becoming one of my favorite E3s

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    I really, really hope that info on Children of Eden being regular controller compatible is true.

    That would bump it up from "Looks cool" to "Current Game of Show"

    But it looks awesome with the current controls!

    It is like the only cool Kinect thing!

    Yeah but Kinect is otherwise pretty retarded and it's going to cost at least a hundred and fifty bucks.

    (before anyone asks, no, that's not official information from anywhere, but you god damn well know it will)

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  • OtsegoOtsego Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh, by the way guys:

    http://press.nintendo.com/

    Golin Harris doesn't work anymore, but user: guest, pass: nintendo sure does.

    Keep an eye on it tomorrow!

    its pretty cool that they have had the same password for the last 4 years

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  • Mostlyjoe13Mostlyjoe13 Evil, Evil, Jump for joy! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    So is Portal 2 tonight?

    Valve apparently canceled.

    Well darn.

    What? What?!!

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  • Delta AssaultDelta Assault Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That guy sitting in the front row... he is not amused, good sir. He is not amused at all.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Foefaller wrote: »
    CarbonFire wrote: »
    Algertman wrote: »
    29ohezk.png

    That screens sums up so much of E3 so far :lol:

    In fact, I think that needs to go into the thread title :P

    "E3 2010: Am I having a stroke right now?"

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  • Liquid GhostLiquid Ghost DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES, TOO?! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Currently on page 46, but I had to just pop up here and say that you geese are some of the most cynical, hateful geese who ever goosed in a silly manner. Geez if you hate everything they ever show, just don't watch. It's not that difficult.

    Car accident syndrome.

    To be fair, there were some cool moments sprinkled around. I liked the new Assassin's Creed stuff. Child of Eden was trippy and awesome. Rayman. MGS Rising. All that.

    But there were some really cringe-worthy moments all over the place. It was awkward and almost embarrassing and there's no reason not to shit all over it, because this is E3 and you've gotta fucking do better than this.

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Raughn wrote: »
    Where can I see this Rayman game in motion?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q41tkJbAQU

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Skab wrote: »
    Alright, someone explain that picture to me.

    Because...what the fuck

    Ubisoft claimed that they just invented laser tag.

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  • -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Man, Ghost Recon looks awesome. I mean, it takes the same approach as the new Splinter Cell - they shouldn't have called it Ghost Recon, it's a different game, but it looks downright awesome.

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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Reading through this thread is a bad idea because it was basically a chatroom with terrible mob mentality quickposts from a lot of people including me for a bulk of it.

    Also OP and title updated.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    It looks like a flash animation.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Foefaller wrote: »
    CarbonFire wrote: »
    Algertman wrote: »
    29ohezk.png

    That screens sums up so much of E3 so far :lol:

    In fact, I think that needs to go into the thread title :P

    "E3 2010: Am I having a stroke right now?"

    ... is that the teleprompter's actual text I see there?

    Henroid on
  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Skab wrote: »
    Alright, someone explain that picture to me.

    Because...what the fuck

    Ubisoft claimed that they just invented laser tag.

    And apparently Joel what'shisface gets his jokes from the teleprompter.

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  • RaughnRaughn Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Okay found a Rayman Origins trailer. Holy shit.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    So is Portal 2 tonight?

    Valve apparently canceled.

    Well darn.

    Why the heck did Valve cancel?

    Henroid on
  • -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    DeMoN wrote: »
    Skab wrote: »
    Alright, someone explain that picture to me.

    Because...what the fuck

    Ubisoft claimed that they just invented laser tag.

    And apparently Joel what'shisface gets his jokes from the teleprompter.

    His jokes during the Ghost Recon presentation were pretty funny, actually.

    -Loki- on
  • Delta AssaultDelta Assault Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    So is Portal 2 tonight?

    Valve apparently canceled.

    Well darn.

    Why the heck did Valve cancel?

    I dunno.

    Why the heck haven't they released Episode 3 yet?

    I dunno.

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  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    About Portal 2, apparently they are going to show it off to 1up tonight?

    http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3179772

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Currently on page 46, but I had to just pop up here and say that you geese are some of the most cynical, hateful geese who ever goosed in a silly manner. Geez if you hate everything they ever show, just don't watch. It's not that difficult.

    EDIT: Except you, Shoe. You seem pretty OK.

    i agree with this partially

    but after seeing the ubisoft conference

    you will wish everybody complained more

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  • MongerMonger I got the ham stink. Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Foefaller wrote: »
    CarbonFire wrote: »
    Algertman wrote: »
    29ohezk.png

    That screens sums up so much of E3 so far :lol:

    In fact, I think that needs to go into the thread title :P

    "E3 2010: Am I having a stroke right now?"

    ... is that the teleprompter's actual text I see there?
    I'm not seeing text on that teleprompter. Maybe you're having a stroke right now.

    Monger on
  • GuekGuek Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Algertman wrote: »
    Guek wrote: »
    -Loki- wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Guek wrote: »
    so here's the real question: should I skip out on school tomorrow for the conferences or suck it up and watch them at the end of the day?

    i want to learn all the new info directly from the conferences but I don't know if i'll be able to restrain myself from checking sites for the whole day :(

    Dude, go to class. Don't become like a WoW player abandoning their obligations for video games.

    Yeah, games aren't that important. Priorities.

    dicks! how dare none of you condone my irresponsible behavior!

    Fuck School

    that's more like it

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  • Liquid GhostLiquid Ghost DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES, TOO?! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Joel hates his kids is a pre-packaged meme just begging to be turned into a YouTube video.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    DeMoN wrote: »
    Skab wrote: »
    Alright, someone explain that picture to me.

    Because...what the fuck

    Ubisoft claimed that they just invented laser tag.

    And apparently Joel what'shisface gets his jokes from the teleprompter.

    He probably helped write some things. Some of his comments you can tell were his actual on-the-spottiness, which is when people actually laughed.

    He's great on The Soup but man... When he came on stage I thought I was seeing a rerun from last year.

    Henroid on
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    DeMoN wrote: »
    About Portal 2, apparently they are going to show it off to 1up tonight?

    http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3179772

    I just asked, apparently they canceled.

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