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The E3 Keynote thread: Done for today, come back tomorrow!

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Monger wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Foefaller wrote: »
    CarbonFire wrote: »
    Algertman wrote: »
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    That screens sums up so much of E3 so far :lol:

    In fact, I think that needs to go into the thread title :P

    "E3 2010: Am I having a stroke right now?"

    ... is that the teleprompter's actual text I see there?
    I'm not seeing text on that teleprompter. Maybe you're having a stroke right now.

    My grandpa had a stroke, fuck you.

    Edit - He did, but don't fuck you. :3

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  • DeMoNDeMoN twitch.tv/toxic_cizzle Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    DeMoN wrote: »
    About Portal 2, apparently they are going to show it off to 1up tonight?

    http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3179772

    I just asked, apparently they canceled.

    On one hand, shit

    on the other, I can go to bed.

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  • -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    DeMoN wrote: »
    About Portal 2, apparently they are going to show it off to 1up tonight?

    http://www.1up.com/do/feature?cId=3179772

    I just asked, apparently they canceled.

    Valve not being ready on time? When has that ever happened before!?

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    So is Portal 2 tonight?

    Valve apparently canceled.

    Well darn.

    Why the heck did Valve cancel?

    It is pretty strange, I'll give you that

    It really seemed like they were gettin' ready for E3 with all their Portal 2 nonsense

    I imagine something serious went down that necessitated the cancellation

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  • PunkBoyPunkBoy Thank you! And thank you again! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That text was shopped...right?

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  • MongerMonger I got the ham stink. Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Currently on page 46, but I had to just pop up here and say that you geese are some of the most cynical, hateful geese who ever goosed in a silly manner. Geez if you hate everything they ever show, just don't watch. It's not that difficult.

    EDIT: Except you, Shoe. You seem pretty OK.

    i agree with this partially

    but after seeing the ubisoft conference

    you will wish everybody complained more
    I remember people complaining about the reactions to last year's Ubi conference when they read them after the fact.

    You weren't there. You don't know.

    I wasn't there for this years, though, so I don't know. We are a bunch of cynical, hateful shitfuckers, though. That is not untrue.

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  • Jean Claude Van CalmJean Claude Van Calm 'sup? Awesome Possum.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Currently on page 46, but I had to just pop up here and say that you geese are some of the most cynical, hateful geese who ever goosed in a silly manner. Geez if you hate everything they ever show, just don't watch. It's not that difficult.

    EDIT: Except you, Shoe. You seem pretty OK.

    Not everybody hates everything, the thread chatter was just too funny to pass up - chill out. I swear the funniest parts are the random "Come on guys, guys... guys come on, be nice" posts right before some more crazy laser tag garbage would come on.

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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So I just skimmed through the Ubisoft and EA conferences. Thank god I didn't have to watch them.

    Not much excited me in Ubisoft but EA.

    Need for Speed (yesssssssss) and Bulletstorm both look awesome. Medal of Honour and Vietnam are actually sweet to.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I wasn't there for this years, though, so I don't know. We are a bunch of cynical, hateful shitfuckers, though. That is not untrue.
    Well, duh. This is Penny Arcade.

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  • MongerMonger I got the ham stink. Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Monger wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Foefaller wrote: »
    CarbonFire wrote: »
    Algertman wrote: »
    29ohezk.png

    That screens sums up so much of E3 so far :lol:

    In fact, I think that needs to go into the thread title :P

    "E3 2010: Am I having a stroke right now?"

    ... is that the teleprompter's actual text I see there?
    I'm not seeing text on that teleprompter. Maybe you're having a stroke right now.

    My grandpa had a stroke, fuck you.

    Edit - He did, but don't fuck you. :3
    So did my grandpa.

    Does that make us physical unhealth buddies?

    FISTBUMP

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Monger wrote: »
    Currently on page 46, but I had to just pop up here and say that you geese are some of the most cynical, hateful geese who ever goosed in a silly manner. Geez if you hate everything they ever show, just don't watch. It's not that difficult.

    EDIT: Except you, Shoe. You seem pretty OK.

    i agree with this partially

    but after seeing the ubisoft conference

    you will wish everybody complained more
    I remember people complaining about the reactions to last year's Ubi conference when they read them after the fact.

    You weren't there. You don't know.

    I wasn't there for this years, though, so I don't know. We are a bunch of cynical, hateful shitfuckers, though. That is not untrue.

    lasertag

    a fitness game

    a michael jackson dancing game where they never actually said it was a game

    a fucking game where you breathe and that's all you do as far as we know from the presentation

    no fucking way you can excuse ubisoft after all that, sorry

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I still don't get it - how is this new Medal of Honor game different from CoD4? Design-wise, they look identical to me.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Okay, time for The Daily Show. To calm my nerves.

    *views political inanity*

    fdsqkl;hvn,dn

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  • DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I am actually confused, what did any of you who are piling on the hate actually expect ubisoft to show?

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  • CorehealerCorehealer The Apothecary The softer edge of the universe.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Henroid wrote: »
    Okay, time for The Daily Show. To calm my nerves.

    *views political inanity*

    fdsqkl;hvn,dn

    Word up. Jon Stewart will focus my indignation elsewhere for now.

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  • Junior YankJunior Yank Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Currently on page 46, but I had to just pop up here and say that you geese are some of the most cynical, hateful geese who ever goosed in a silly manner. Geez if you hate everything they ever show, just don't watch. It's not that difficult.

    EDIT: Except you, Shoe. You seem pretty OK.

    A big problem is that almost everything at E3 is leaked/preannounced, so even when a cool game is shown, we sort of just shrug and say that we already knew about it. Maybe our expectations are too high, even though we know the format of these shows.

    But sometimes all it takes is one surprise game reveal to make us happy. Like Rayman Origin(s?) at tonight's Ubisoft event, or Metroid: Other M last year. Microsoft basically had nothing like that today, which is a big reason why some people were so negative about their press conference.

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  • -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Project Dust was definitely Populous the Beginning 2.

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  • YodaTunaYodaTuna Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I still don't get it - how is this new Medal of Honor game different from CoD4? Design-wise, they look identical to me.

    Maybe they playtested it.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I am actually confused, what did any of you who are piling on the hate actually expect ubisoft to show?

    something that wasn't lasertag or a game where you practice breathing?

    that actually appealed to gamers?

    rayman was good though

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  • pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So uh
    What platforms is this Rayman game on

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    -Loki- wrote: »
    Project Dust was definitely Populous the Beginning 2.

    I'm sorry, what now?

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I am actually confused, what did any of you who are piling on the hate actually expect ubisoft to show?

    You strike me as someone who would watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 and be like "Well, if they don't like the movie, why are they watching it? This is pointless!".

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  • ShadowfireShadowfire Vermont, in the middle of nowhereRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    -Loki- wrote: »
    DeMoN wrote: »
    Skab wrote: »
    Alright, someone explain that picture to me.

    Because...what the fuck

    Ubisoft claimed that they just invented laser tag.

    And apparently Joel what'shisface gets his jokes from the teleprompter.

    His jokes during the Ghost Recon presentation were pretty funny, actually.

    And during Your Shape.

    "I'm going to eat some ice cream!"
    "Yea, you just exercised for all of 3 minutes, why not..."


    Also, to be fair, the guy demoing BattleTag said outright that it was inspired by Lazer Tag.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So uh
    What platforms is this Rayman game on

    not sure

    definitely wii

    anything else idk

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  • OtsegoOtsego Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    -Loki- wrote: »
    Project Dust was definitely Populous the Beginning 2.

    yeah it definitely had a populous feel to it. i wish they would have shown some more of it.

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  • Mr.SunshineMr.Sunshine Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I still don't get it - how is this new Medal of Honor game different from CoD4? Design-wise, they look identical to me.

    I don't think one could design Modern Combat Shooter from the view of a US Soldier any other way.

    Unless someone makes Call of Duty: REMF.

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  • Ross_CRoss_C Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    As someone who played a Need for Speed: High Stakes and Need for Speed III: Hot Pursuit, the premise of a reboot of the series that keeps the cop vs. speeder gameplay and removes the FAST AND TEH FURIOUS LOLOL premise that has been plaguing the series so far seems awesome to me. It's refreshing to see tracks in that live demo that looked like actual places you would want to speed at, not just generic urban city streets.

    Bulletstorm looks so terrible that it's amazing. Sadly enough, it looked more fun and entertaining than Crysis 2.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ubisoft conference summed up:

    Awesome Rez game, AC Brotherhood and this

    4.jpg

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  • DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I am actually confused, what did any of you who are piling on the hate actually expect ubisoft to show?

    You strike me as someone who would watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 and be like "Well, if they don't like the movie, why are they watching it? This is pointless!".

    No, I watch this thread because it always is MST3K, and someone always comes in going "omg you assholes". I am not sure what they expected, but I am not sure what the people who are seriously angry actually expected. I am the guy who is angry at the MST3K viewer who is angry he sat through a shitty movie.

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  • Liquid GhostLiquid Ghost DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES, TOO?! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So uh
    What platforms is this Rayman game on

    It's assumed, so far, that we're looking at XBL, PSN, etc. They said it was downloadable, but I don't know if anything was specified. I was too busy going back and watching the trailer to notice.

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  • Cameron_TalleyCameron_Talley Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So uh
    What platforms is this Rayman game on

    not sure

    definitely wii

    anything else idk

    Looks HD, you sure it will be Wii?

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  • -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I still don't get it - how is this new Medal of Honor game different from CoD4? Design-wise, they look identical to me.

    I don't think one could design Modern Combat Shooter from the view of a US Soldier any other way.

    Unless someone makes Call of Duty: REMF.

    On the subject of this...

    Is that a guy with black nail polish I saw? Like, really?

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I had no idea 2D Rayman was so highly regarded until today

    I bought the original on the PS Store a while back and thought it was dull dull dull

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  • OtsegoOtsego Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I had no idea 2D Rayman was so highly regarded until today

    I bought the original on the PS Store a while back and thought it was dull dull dull

    rayman 2 is waaay better. but i think the original is still decent :(

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I am actually confused, what did any of you who are piling on the hate actually expect ubisoft to show?

    You strike me as someone who would watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 and be like "Well, if they don't like the movie, why are they watching it? This is pointless!".

    No, I watch this thread because it always is MST3K, and someone always comes in going "omg you assholes". I am not sure what they expected, but I am not sure what the people who are seriously angry actually expected. I am the guy who is angry at the MST3K viewer who is angry he sat through a shitty movie.

    Fair enough.

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  • BoogdudBoogdud Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    -Loki- wrote: »

    On the subject of this...

    Is that a guy with black nail polish I saw? Like, really?


    He's one of them there, uh, fancy lads.

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  • TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ubisoft conference summed up:

    Awesome Rez game, AC Brotherhood and this

    4.jpg

    He did not stop the world this day.

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  • MelksterMelkster Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    What's wrong with black nail polish? :(

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  • Delta AssaultDelta Assault Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ubisoft conference summed up:

    Awesome Rez game, AC Brotherhood and this

    4.jpg

    Is that Neil Patrick Harris?

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  • -Loki--Loki- Don't pee in my mouth and tell me it's raining. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ubisoft conference summed up:

    Awesome Rez game, AC Brotherhood and this

    4.jpg

    Is that Neil Patrick Harris?

    Sure is.

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