I don't think that I'm the right audience for this game. I started laughing at breakdance and then I felt a bit sick by the end. And I felt bad at myself for laughing.
Hmmm.
I thought of the potential for comboing it, or even other skillshots for the Drillgun.
I wonder what they called the unique rear entry or headshot skillshots for it?
I don't think that I'm the right audience for this game. I started laughing at breakdance and then I felt a bit sick by the end. And I felt bad at myself for laughing.
Hmmm.
Obviously you haven't consumed your daily quota of street urchins.
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I don't think that I'm the right audience for this game. I started laughing at breakdance and then I felt a bit sick by the end. And I felt bad at myself for laughing.
Hmmm.
I thought of the potential for comboing it, or even other skillshots for the Drillgun.
I wonder what they called the unique rear entry or headshot skillshots for it?
I don't think that I'm the right audience for this game. I started laughing at breakdance and then I felt a bit sick by the end. And I felt bad at myself for laughing.
Hmmm.
Obviously you haven't consumed your daily quota of street urchins.
I don't handle gore well. I think I have played prototype more than I have played any game in my entire life and I still feel sick when I consume a person and they start screaming and ew and urgh.
So I stick to zombies. They're guilt free snacking.
Still I'm going to try this game and see if its gonna get to me. It only lasts for a split second and then I forget about it. It's only when it's a lot of seconds in a row that I start you know. Feeling bad.
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(PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
Charged Screamer shots are the greatest thing. I love launching dudes into their friends and setting them all on fire.
Also, the green dudes don't have to be still alive for you to shoot them in the head and gain "Toxic Love" status. So if you screw up your fancy kill and don't get a headshot, you can shoot the corpse in the head.
Morninglord, you make me second guess my sanity. I am going to do things with this game. In-game. In this game.
When I was playing the most recent Wolfenstein, which allowed you to pick-up items laying around like sledgehammers and axes, I would break into a gleeful smile, turn on my bullet shield and thwack my way through levels. Granted, the bad guys were nazis. Still, you could open people's necks with a stab of your bayonet in Wolfenstein. I was mortified when I had to drop my pickax to climb a ladder.
I am just going to do such horrible things to these cannibal mutant bastards in Bulletstorm.
I don't think that I'm the right audience for this game. I started laughing at breakdance and then I felt a bit sick by the end. And I felt bad at myself for laughing.
Hmmm.
I thought of the potential for comboing it, or even other skillshots for the Drillgun.
I wonder what they called the unique rear entry or headshot skillshots for it?
Drill-Do and Gag Reflex I think
Are those things? I mean, I know that Gag Reflex is shooting a guy in the neck, but that first one? Is that real? Tell me it's real.
Morninglord, you make me second guess my sanity. I am going to do things with this game. In-game. In this game.
When I was playing the most recent Wolfenstein, which allowed you to pick-up items laying around like sledgehammers and axes, I would break into a gleeful smile, turn on my bullet shield and thwack my way through levels. Granted, the bad guys were nazis. Still, you could open people's necks with a stab of your bayonet in Wolfenstein. I was mortified when I had to drop my pickax to climb a ladder.
I am just going to do such horrible things to these cannibal mutant bastards in Bulletstorm.
I don't think that I'm the right audience for this game. I started laughing at breakdance and then I felt a bit sick by the end. And I felt bad at myself for laughing.
Hmmm.
I thought of the potential for comboing it, or even other skillshots for the Drillgun.
I wonder what they called the unique rear entry or headshot skillshots for it?
Drill-Do and Gag Reflex I think
Are those things? I mean, I know that Gag Reflex is shooting a guy in the neck, but that first one? Is that real? Tell me it's real.
Read the ESRB review of Bulletstorm
This is a first-person shooter in which players assume the role of a space pirate who must escape a planet populated by mutant cannibals. Players use futuristic machine guns, shotguns, magnum revolvers, assault rifles, and chain guns to perform over-the-top kills that dismember and decapitate foes. Injured enemies emit large sprays of blood that stain the ground and surrounding walls. Specialty kills (i.e., Skillshots) represent the most intense instances of violence: enemies can be dismembered with explosives; impaled on spikes; and drilled into walls, resulting in body parts breaking into pieces. During the course of the game, players can consume alcohol and kill enemies in order to receive an Intoxicated Skillshot; the screen turns blurry during these sequences. The dialogue contains numerous jokes and comments that reference sexual acts, venereal diseases, and having sex with one's mother (e.g., "Guess I know where the ol' gal got that limp."). The names of some Skillshots are infused with sexual innuendo (e.g., Gag Reflex, Rear Entry, Drilldo, Mile High Club); one Skillshot (i.e., Fire in the Hole) allows players to shoot at enemies' exposed buttocks. Language such as "f**k," "sh*t," "p*ssy," and "c*ck" can be heard in dialogue.
Morninglord, you make me second guess my sanity. I am going to do things with this game. In-game. In this game.
When I was playing the most recent Wolfenstein, which allowed you to pick-up items laying around like sledgehammers and axes, I would break into a gleeful smile, turn on my bullet shield and thwack my way through levels. Granted, the bad guys were nazis. Still, you could open people's necks with a stab of your bayonet in Wolfenstein. I was mortified when I had to drop my pickax to climb a ladder.
I am just going to do such horrible things to these cannibal mutant bastards in Bulletstorm.
I don't think that I'm the right audience for this game. I started laughing at breakdance and then I felt a bit sick by the end. And I felt bad at myself for laughing.
Hmmm.
I thought of the potential for comboing it, or even other skillshots for the Drillgun.
I wonder what they called the unique rear entry or headshot skillshots for it?
Drill-Do and Gag Reflex I think
Are those things? I mean, I know that Gag Reflex is shooting a guy in the neck, but that first one? Is that real? Tell me it's real.
Read the ESRB review of Bulletstorm
This is a first-person shooter in which players assume the role of a space pirate who must escape a planet populated by mutant cannibals. Players use futuristic machine guns, shotguns, magnum revolvers, assault rifles, and chain guns to perform over-the-top kills that dismember and decapitate foes. Injured enemies emit large sprays of blood that stain the ground and surrounding walls. Specialty kills (i.e., Skillshots) represent the most intense instances of violence: enemies can be dismembered with explosives; impaled on spikes; and drilled into walls, resulting in body parts breaking into pieces. During the course of the game, players can consume alcohol and kill enemies in order to receive an Intoxicated Skillshot; the screen turns blurry during these sequences. The dialogue contains numerous jokes and comments that reference sexual acts, venereal diseases, and having sex with one's mother (e.g., "Guess I know where the ol' gal got that limp."). The names of some Skillshots are infused with sexual innuendo (e.g., Gag Reflex, Rear Entry, Drilldo, Mile High Club); one Skillshot (i.e., Fire in the Hole) allows players to shoot at enemies' exposed buttocks. Language such as "f**k," "sh*t," "p*ssy," and "c*ck" can be heard in dialogue.
There should be one for drilling someone in the air.
That is simply fantastic. If Bulletstorm has a strategy guide, I hope it's like a fighting game strategy guide, with pictures and instructions on how to execute every single combo.
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That is simply fantastic. If Bulletstorm has a strategy guide, I hope it's like a fighting game strategy guide, with pictures and instructions on how to execute every single combo.
its a safe bet that xbox360a will have a guide for it since their is a cheevo for performing every skill shot
Morninglord, you make me second guess my sanity. I am going to do things with this game. In-game. In this game.
When I was playing the most recent Wolfenstein, which allowed you to pick-up items laying around like sledgehammers and axes, I would break into a gleeful smile, turn on my bullet shield and thwack my way through levels. Granted, the bad guys were nazis. Still, you could open people's necks with a stab of your bayonet in Wolfenstein. I was mortified when I had to drop my pickax to climb a ladder.
I am just going to do such horrible things to these cannibal mutant bastards in Bulletstorm.
I don't think that I'm the right audience for this game. I started laughing at breakdance and then I felt a bit sick by the end. And I felt bad at myself for laughing.
Hmmm.
I thought of the potential for comboing it, or even other skillshots for the Drillgun.
I wonder what they called the unique rear entry or headshot skillshots for it?
Drill-Do and Gag Reflex I think
Are those things? I mean, I know that Gag Reflex is shooting a guy in the neck, but that first one? Is that real? Tell me it's real.
Read the ESRB review of Bulletstorm
This is a first-person shooter in which players assume the role of a space pirate who must escape a planet populated by mutant cannibals. Players use futuristic machine guns, shotguns, magnum revolvers, assault rifles, and chain guns to perform over-the-top kills that dismember and decapitate foes. Injured enemies emit large sprays of blood that stain the ground and surrounding walls. Specialty kills (i.e., Skillshots) represent the most intense instances of violence: enemies can be dismembered with explosives; impaled on spikes; and drilled into walls, resulting in body parts breaking into pieces. During the course of the game, players can consume alcohol and kill enemies in order to receive an Intoxicated Skillshot; the screen turns blurry during these sequences. The dialogue contains numerous jokes and comments that reference sexual acts, venereal diseases, and having sex with one's mother (e.g., "Guess I know where the ol' gal got that limp."). The names of some Skillshots are infused with sexual innuendo (e.g., Gag Reflex, Rear Entry, Drilldo, Mile High Club); one Skillshot (i.e., Fire in the Hole) allows players to shoot at enemies' exposed buttocks. Language such as "f**k," "sh*t," "p*ssy," and "c*ck" can be heard in dialogue.
There should be one for drilling someone in the air.
It will be called "Pierce the Heavens."
Sounds like someone wants to go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb.
Yes, the first time I kill someone with the drill I'm saying either that or "Who the hell do you think I am?" at my TV.
When I was playing the most recent Wolfenstein, which allowed you to pick-up items laying around like sledgehammers and axes, I would break into a gleeful smile, turn on my bullet shield and thwack my way through levels. Granted, the bad guys were nazis. Still, you could open people's necks with a stab of your bayonet in Wolfenstein. I was mortified when I had to drop my pickax to climb a ladder.
I am just going to do such horrible things to these cannibal mutant bastards in Bulletstorm.
I enjoyed slitting the throats of Nazi bastards with sledgehammers in Wolfenstein. Everytime I saw a hammer, I went right for it.
Somewhat expected but the games been heavily censored in germany. No ragdoll physics or dismemberment. tbh I'm surprised they're even reloading it there.
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edited February 2011
Game gets censored German version.
All game stores sell uncensored Austrian version anyway.
Profit!
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Any game that national news channels attempt to smear almost always turns into a Day 1 purchase for me, just to spite them.
I L-O-V-E how Dead Space 2 has gore and dismemberment galore, yet EA had to run their own ad campaign "against" the game telling you "You mom hates this game".
All Bulletstorm had to do is throw in some innuendos and all the sudden it gets free pub as a gateway to rape.
See ya'll online Day 1. That's, of course, if were all not out raping. Hide yo' kids.
"Common Sense" says that a child playing violent, depraved video games for hours on end will be desensitized to real acts of violence.
I hope you have learned the true value of "Common Sense."
And I object to Fox's "news" "article" that this promotes rape. Do these people not know a
Drilldo made in safe defense when they see it? Or someone simply teaching another a lesson with a vigorous Fire in the Hole? Some people, I swear.
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edited February 2011
I don't quite understand how they get from "I just shot an exploding bullet into a dude's butt" to "your kid will RAPE people".
so the elephant in the room now is will Penny Arcade do a strip about it?
If they do, it will be of the news story airing in the first strip, then Gabe and Tycho in the next panel just staring at the television, saying nothing. And then the next panel they will look at the reader and say, "So not getting into this bullshit again."
Which will piss off the people who complained about the "sodomy without consent" comic and neither Mike or Jerry will understand why. Again. And then this whole cycle of bullshit will just restart itself.
I really had fun with the demo but will the game play work when stretched out to a whole game?
I dunno someone tell me.
I asked the same question about Serious Sam and Painkiller so I would say the odds are probably in your favor that shooters with really solid mechanics don't get old quickly.
so the elephant in the room now is will Penny Arcade do a strip about it?
If they do, it will be of the news story airing in the first strip, then Gabe and Tycho in the next panel just staring at the television, saying nothing. And then the next panel they will look at the reader and say, "So not getting into this bullshit again."
Which will piss off the people who complained about the "sodomy without consent" comic and neither Mike or Jerry will understand why. Again. And then this whole cycle of bullshit will just restart itself.
I like this idea Panel 1: Tv with fox story on it
Panel 2: Gabe and Tycho Looking at the tv, silence
Panel 3: Gabe looking over at Tycho with big eyes, open mouth, index finger raised, Tycho, stoned faced "no"
I think it would be fun throughout, I mean you get different weapons, enemies, and enviroment to send those enemies splashing into. Not to mention you have co-op skillshots and wave survival, and leader boards on echos.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Anyone having issues of their high scores saving? I've gotten 18k several times but my score is just stuck at around 14k
I got a 19k, took 1 day to update. Next day, I hit right below 20k (by 30 points) and it updated immediately. Did you try quitting the demo and restarting it? That seemed to help keep my scores up to date (at least when I had a new one to update to)
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Anyone having issues of their high scores saving? I've gotten 18k several times but my score is just stuck at around 14k
I got a 19k, took 1 day to update. Next day, I hit right below 20k (by 30 points) and it updated immediately. Did you try quitting the demo and restarting it? That seemed to help keep my scores up to date (at least when I had a new one to update to)
All of my best scores are over a week old at this point, no matter if I quit or beat my high score again it just doesn't change
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In Bulletstorm’s opening ten minutes it smoothly provides this sequence that would serve as most games’ finale, and it’s only then that the game starts to get mad. In the first four hours that I played you can look forward to everything from a remote control dinosaur, to the cramming of two people into a tiny one-man helicopter, to learning about the ludicrous multiplier your skillshots get if your character’s drunk.
But there’s more going on here than Captain Swearword’s Big Fuckin’ Adventure. Bulletstorm’s planet is the single most beautiful location a game’s taken me to since Bioshock dragged me down to Rapture,
I think 'Captain Swearword's Big Fuckin' Adventure' is a great thread-title candidate, BTW.
The rest of the write up broke exactly what I've been feeling and saying about the game.
"I’ll just close by saying that prior to my hands-on, I had Bulletstorm down as either a dumb smart game, or a smart dumb game. Since then, I’ve changed my mind. A game which takes its irreverence this seriously, expecting you to co-ordinate your Double Entries and Gang Bangs with military precision? Do you know, I think Bulletstorm might be the smartest most dumbest game the world has ever seen."
Everyone saying snotty things about the game, acting like they're more mature than these silly shenanigans? Fuck 'em. This sounds great.
yeah, for once it's refreshing to had have a game revel in the over the top gore and story premise. often times people complain about gears of war taking itself too seriously, and i think this i almost the opposite. the game itself is fun and rock solid, and then you get the almost slapstick style of violence. this is like if the three stooges wrote the game after taking steroids and getting drunk...
yeah, for once it's refreshing to had have a game revel in the over the top gore and story premise. often times people complain about gears of war taking itself too seriously,
I thought that, especially through the first Gears. The second Gears had some big 'not-taking-this-seriously' moments, though, like the exit from the mega-worm and Anya's reaction to the Brumak-riding.
But yeah, I like the idea of re-injecting some levity into shooters in this day and age of GRIMDARKMILITARY
yeah, for once it's refreshing to had have a game revel in the over the top gore and story premise. often times people complain about gears of war taking itself too seriously,
I thought that, especially through the first Gears. The second Gears had some big 'not-taking-this-seriously' moments, though, like the exit from the mega-worm and Anya's reaction to the Brumak-riding.
But yeah, I like the idea of re-injecting some levity into shooters in this day and age of GRIMDARKMILITARY
I use stuff like this game to determine just how fun a person is.
I likes Gears 2 a lot when me and a friend realized that the campaign was a freaking Contra game in 3d.
yeah, for once it's refreshing to had have a game revel in the over the top gore and story premise. often times people complain about gears of war taking itself too seriously,
I thought that, especially through the first Gears. The second Gears had some big 'not-taking-this-seriously' moments, though, like the exit from the mega-worm and Anya's reaction to the Brumak-riding.
But yeah, I like the idea of re-injecting some levity into shooters in this day and age of GRIMDARKMILITARY
I use stuff like this game to determine just how fun a person is.
I likes Gears 2 a lot when me and a friend realized that the campaign was a freaking Contra game in 3d.
I would have liked Gears 2, but for some reason the game was stupidly easy, even on insane.
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I thought of the potential for comboing it, or even other skillshots for the Drillgun.
I wonder what they called the unique rear entry or headshot skillshots for it?
Obviously you haven't consumed your daily quota of street urchins.
Drill-Do and Gag Reflex I think
Man.
I don't handle gore well. I think I have played prototype more than I have played any game in my entire life and I still feel sick when I consume a person and they start screaming and ew and urgh.
So I stick to zombies. They're guilt free snacking.
Still I'm going to try this game and see if its gonna get to me. It only lasts for a split second and then I forget about it. It's only when it's a lot of seconds in a row that I start you know. Feeling bad.
*tears up*
Also, the green dudes don't have to be still alive for you to shoot them in the head and gain "Toxic Love" status. So if you screw up your fancy kill and don't get a headshot, you can shoot the corpse in the head.
When I was playing the most recent Wolfenstein, which allowed you to pick-up items laying around like sledgehammers and axes, I would break into a gleeful smile, turn on my bullet shield and thwack my way through levels. Granted, the bad guys were nazis. Still, you could open people's necks with a stab of your bayonet in Wolfenstein. I was mortified when I had to drop my pickax to climb a ladder.
I am just going to do such horrible things to these cannibal mutant bastards in Bulletstorm.
Are those things? I mean, I know that Gag Reflex is shooting a guy in the neck, but that first one? Is that real? Tell me it's real.
W T F
Read the ESRB review of Bulletstorm
There should be one for drilling someone in the air.
It will be called "Pierce the Heavens."
its a safe bet that xbox360a will have a guide for it since their is a cheevo for performing every skill shot
Sounds like someone wants to go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb.
Yes, the first time I kill someone with the drill I'm saying either that or "Who the hell do you think I am?" at my TV.
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I enjoyed slitting the throats of Nazi bastards with sledgehammers in Wolfenstein. Everytime I saw a hammer, I went right for it.
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All game stores sell uncensored Austrian version anyway.
Profit!
Cliffy B is probably grinning from ear to ear at the free publicity right now.
Who needs to buy ads when you get free controversy that'll wind up having entire minutes on national news stations?
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Our game taught a generation that "dicktits" is a thing!
I L-O-V-E how Dead Space 2 has gore and dismemberment galore, yet EA had to run their own ad campaign "against" the game telling you "You mom hates this game".
All Bulletstorm had to do is throw in some innuendos and all the sudden it gets free pub as a gateway to rape.
See ya'll online Day 1. That's, of course, if were all not out raping. Hide yo' kids.
I hope you have learned the true value of "Common Sense."
And I object to Fox's "news" "article" that this promotes rape. Do these people not know a
Drilldo made in safe defense when they see it? Or someone simply teaching another a lesson with a vigorous Fire in the Hole? Some people, I swear.
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If they do, it will be of the news story airing in the first strip, then Gabe and Tycho in the next panel just staring at the television, saying nothing. And then the next panel they will look at the reader and say, "So not getting into this bullshit again."
Which will piss off the people who complained about the "sodomy without consent" comic and neither Mike or Jerry will understand why. Again. And then this whole cycle of bullshit will just restart itself.
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I dunno someone tell me.
I asked the same question about Serious Sam and Painkiller so I would say the odds are probably in your favor that shooters with really solid mechanics don't get old quickly.
I like this idea Panel 1: Tv with fox story on it
Panel 2: Gabe and Tycho Looking at the tv, silence
Panel 3: Gabe looking over at Tycho with big eyes, open mouth, index finger raised, Tycho, stoned faced "no"
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I got a 19k, took 1 day to update. Next day, I hit right below 20k (by 30 points) and it updated immediately. Did you try quitting the demo and restarting it? That seemed to help keep my scores up to date (at least when I had a new one to update to)
All of my best scores are over a week old at this point, no matter if I quit or beat my high score again it just doesn't change
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"I’ll just close by saying that prior to my hands-on, I had Bulletstorm down as either a dumb smart game, or a smart dumb game. Since then, I’ve changed my mind. A game which takes its irreverence this seriously, expecting you to co-ordinate your Double Entries and Gang Bangs with military precision? Do you know, I think Bulletstorm might be the smartest most dumbest game the world has ever seen."
Everyone saying snotty things about the game, acting like they're more mature than these silly shenanigans? Fuck 'em. This sounds great.
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I thought that, especially through the first Gears. The second Gears had some big 'not-taking-this-seriously' moments, though, like the exit from the mega-worm and Anya's reaction to the Brumak-riding.
But yeah, I like the idea of re-injecting some levity into shooters in this day and age of GRIMDARKMILITARY
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I use stuff like this game to determine just how fun a person is.
I likes Gears 2 a lot when me and a friend realized that the campaign was a freaking Contra game in 3d.
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I would have liked Gears 2, but for some reason the game was stupidly easy, even on insane.