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Dead Man's Road

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ham hammer wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    monkeyfeet, i'll be wtih you. if anyone else wants to pair with us. WEell be the underdog, man.

    I'm with you guys.

    I mean, if that's okay with you...

    hot

    yes yes

    Cool

    I can't wait to shoot zombies with you guys

    Your gunfire will attract more Roamers.

    Abracadaniel on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Damn, where'd I put that splitting maul?

    Druhim on
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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Male Seeking Group: Willing to do pretty much anything except sacrifice self. Would like to survive. No adversity towards physical labor.

    Homeless on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    monkeyfeet, i'll be wtih you. if anyone else wants to pair with us. WEell be the underdog, man.

    I'm with you guys.

    I mean, if that's okay with you...

    hot

    yes yes

    Cool

    I can't wait to shoot zombies with you guys

    Your gunfire will attract more Roamers.

    Alright, I can't wait to machete zombies to death.

    Also, silencers.

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Silncers?

    Dream on lad.

    Druhim on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    We don't got time for no fancy silencers

    Just fucking run

    Redeemer on
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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Silencers will just make you attract slightly less zombies while being extremely hard to procure and wearing out over time. Also that is just more shit to deal with. This ain't no goddamn video game.

    Homeless on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    monkeyfeet, i'll be wtih you. if anyone else wants to pair with us. WEell be the underdog, man.

    I'm with you guys.

    I mean, if that's okay with you...

    hot

    yes yes

    Cool

    I can't wait to shoot zombies with you guys

    Your gunfire will attract more Roamers.

    Alright, I can't wait to machete zombies to death.

    Also, silencers.

    And the odds of finding silencers in a post apocalyptic world are?

    Shovels. Hatchets. Lead pipe. Fire axes.

    These are my preferred weapons, with a pistol for last resort.

    Abracadaniel on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    Silncers?

    Dream on lad.

    I plan on picking a class with some.

    They should be a abundant should we happen upon a gun store.

    Also, the Guide says that any collective group should carry at least 2 silencers at any given time.

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hey. Who wants me. I don't want to be fodder, but I'm under no illusion that I'm not expendable.

    Meissnerd on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    monkeyfeet, i'll be wtih you. if anyone else wants to pair with us. WEell be the underdog, man.

    I'm with you guys.

    I mean, if that's okay with you...

    hot

    yes yes

    Cool

    I can't wait to shoot zombies with you guys

    Your gunfire will attract more Roamers.

    Alright, I can't wait to machete zombies to death.

    Also, silencers.

    And the odds of finding silencers in a post apocalyptic world are?

    Shovels. Hatchets. Lead pipe. Fire axes.

    These are my preferred weapons, with a pistol for last resort.
    Yeah, when you need to kill yourself to prevent you turning. :lol:

    Druhim on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Okay dudes, if there's anything zombie movies have told me is that black dudes don't usually live to the end credits.

    But we do die kicking the shit out of an unstoppable horde of zombies, letting the male lead and the hot girl get to the end alive.

    And that's why I should be in your group.

    Brolo on
  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    monkeyfeet, i'll be wtih you. if anyone else wants to pair with us. WEell be the underdog, man.

    I'm with you guys.

    I mean, if that's okay with you...

    hot

    yes yes

    Cool

    I can't wait to shoot zombies with you guys

    Your gunfire will attract more Roamers.

    Alright, I can't wait to machete zombies to death.

    Also, silencers.

    Damn are you going to get us killed?

    monkeyfeet63 on
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  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    monkeyfeet, i'll be wtih you. if anyone else wants to pair with us. WEell be the underdog, man.

    I'm with you guys.

    I mean, if that's okay with you...

    hot

    yes yes

    Cool

    I can't wait to shoot zombies with you guys

    Your gunfire will attract more Roamers.

    Alright, I can't wait to machete zombies to death.

    Also, silencers.

    bigknifedsc1277br5.jpg

    ham hammer on
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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    LFM Convoy pst.

    <3 on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    monkeyfeet, i'll be wtih you. if anyone else wants to pair with us. WEell be the underdog, man.

    I'm with you guys.

    I mean, if that's okay with you...

    hot

    yes yes

    Cool

    I can't wait to shoot zombies with you guys

    Your gunfire will attract more Roamers.

    Alright, I can't wait to machete zombies to death.

    Also, silencers.

    And the odds of finding silencers in a post apocalyptic world are?

    Shovels. Hatchets. Lead pipe. Fire axes.

    These are my preferred weapons, with a pistol for last resort.
    Yeah, when you need to kill yourself to prevent you turning. :lol:

    You'd think so, right?

    But honestly, were it to come down to a last bullet, I'd use it to take down one more of those rotting bastards. They'd probably eat me, so I wouldn't reanimate...

    Abracadaniel on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    it's like manhunt only you die and also the chasers are shit

    bongi on
  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Rolo wrote:
    Okay dudes, if there's anything zombie movies have told me is that black dudes don't usually live to the end credits.

    But we do die kicking the shit out of an unstoppable horde of zombies, letting the male lead and the hot girl get to the end alive.

    And that's why I should be in your group.

    what the fuck?

    I do believe, that in the original dawn of the dead

    the black dude went all van damme on the zombies.

    and porked the white bitch

    Zonkytonkman on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    monkeyfeet, i'll be wtih you. if anyone else wants to pair with us. WEell be the underdog, man.

    I'm with you guys.

    I mean, if that's okay with you...

    hot

    yes yes

    Cool

    I can't wait to shoot zombies with you guys

    Your gunfire will attract more Roamers.

    Alright, I can't wait to machete zombies to death.

    Also, silencers.

    Damn are you going to get us killed?

    According to the guide, an arsenal should go something like this:

    Semi-Auto Carbine Rifle
    .22 Rimfire Pistol
    Machete/Katana (Katana unlikely)

    That's just for the zombies. You should also carry survival items, such as a knife with a smooth edge, compass, map, etc. A crowbar is also ideal.

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    all slots are filled up, I assume?

    Faricazy on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    <3, I'll join you.

    Meissnerd on
  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    monkeyfeet, i'll be wtih you. if anyone else wants to pair with us. WEell be the underdog, man.

    I'm with you guys.

    I mean, if that's okay with you...

    hot

    yes yes

    Cool

    I can't wait to shoot zombies with you guys

    Your gunfire will attract more Roamers.

    Alright, I can't wait to machete zombies to death.

    Also, silencers.

    Damn are you going to get us killed?

    According to the guide, an arsenal should go something like this:

    Semi-Auto Carbine Rifle
    .22 Rimfire Pistol
    Machete/Katana (Katana unlikely)

    That's just for the zombies. You should also carry survival items, such as a knife with a smooth edge, compass, map, etc. A crowbar is also ideal.

    Man should we pm over this.

    I don't know. I'm the dumb guy in the group.

    ham hammer on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    <3, I'll join you.

    Can I get in on this, gentlemen?

    Brolo on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    guys guys can i play

    i'm with the convoy

    Faricazy on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Rolo wrote:
    Quetzi have you survived one of these apocolypses before?

    Yes I have.

    Straightzi on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    there's also a whole section for "on the defensive" at a fortress that lists an entire personal arsenal that should be scaled up for a group.

    Stuff like:

    Rifle, 500 Rounds
    12-Guage Shotgun, 200 shells.
    Pistol, .45 Caliber, 250 rounds.
    Pistol Silencer.
    Rifle Silencer.
    Telescopic Sight.
    Laser Sights.
    Katana.
    Wakizashi.
    Two Smooth Edged Knives, 6 to 8 inches.
    Hand Hatchet.

    That's for an individual. Multiply that by 20 and that's an ideal fortress for this convoy.

    That's a fucking stronghold. That is defense.

    That's best case scenario. I doubt we can get this stuff.

    Edit: I know my shit.

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Faricazy wrote:
    guys guys can i play

    i'm with the convoy

    I think you might be a few minutes too late.

    Sorry dude.

    Brolo on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    Faricazy wrote:
    guys guys can i play

    i'm with the convoy
    brrrzzt wrong answer

    bongi on
  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Rolo wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    <3, I'll join you.

    Can I get in on this, gentlemen?

    Me as well?

    I play the guitar

    When we get to wherever we are going we can have a bluegrass jamboree

    Homeless on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Homeless wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    <3, I'll join you.

    Can I get in on this, gentlemen?

    Me as well?

    I play the guitar

    When we get to wherever we are going we can have a bluegrass jamboree

    We should kill them with metal.

    And bluegrass, of course.

    Meissnerd on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    there's also a whole section for "on the defensive" at a fortress that lists an entire personal arsenal that should be scaled up for a group.

    Stuff like:

    Rifle, 500 Rounds
    12-Guage Shotgun, 200 shells.
    Pistol, .45 Caliber, 250 rounds.
    Pistol Silencer.
    Rifle Silencer.
    Telescopic Sight.
    Laser Sights.
    Katana.
    Wakizashi.
    Two Smooth Edged Knives, 6 to 8 inches.
    Hand Hatchet.

    That's for an individual. Multiply that by 20 and that's an ideal fortress for this convoy.

    That's a fucking stronghold. That is defense.

    That's best case scenario. I doubt we can get this stuff.

    Edit: I know my shit.
    Laser sights are going to be fucking worthless once charged batteries are unavailable.

    Druhim on
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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    there's also a whole section for "on the defensive" at a fortress that lists an entire personal arsenal that should be scaled up for a group.

    Stuff like:

    Rifle, 500 Rounds
    12-Guage Shotgun, 200 shells.
    Pistol, .45 Caliber, 250 rounds.
    Pistol Silencer.
    Rifle Silencer.
    Telescopic Sight.
    Laser Sights.
    Katana.
    Wakizashi.
    Two Smooth Edged Knives, 6 to 8 inches.
    Hand Hatchet.

    That's for an individual. Multiply that by 20 and that's an ideal fortress for this convoy.

    That's a fucking stronghold. That is defense.

    That's best case scenario. I doubt we can get this stuff.

    Edit: I know my shit.
    We're not going on the defensive, we are staying mobile

    No time for a fortress

    Green on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    there's also a whole section for "on the defensive" at a fortress that lists an entire personal arsenal that should be scaled up for a group.

    Stuff like:

    Rifle, 500 Rounds
    12-Guage Shotgun, 200 shells.
    Pistol, .45 Caliber, 250 rounds.
    Pistol Silencer.
    Rifle Silencer.
    Telescopic Sight.
    Laser Sights.
    Katana.
    Wakizashi.
    Two Smooth Edged Knives, 6 to 8 inches.
    Hand Hatchet.

    That's for an individual. Multiply that by 20 and that's an ideal fortress for this convoy.

    That's a fucking stronghold. That is defense.

    That's best case scenario. I doubt we can get this stuff.

    Edit: I know my shit.
    Laser sights are going to be fucking worthless once charged batteries are unavailable.

    Yes, but like I said, this is best case scenario, where many of these things are readily available. I'm guessing this is why the list includes telescopic sights also.

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    man guys

    I'm just gonna use what i find on the ground

    EDIT: Scrum, sorry I'm bugging you.

    ham hammer on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Homeless wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    <3, I'll join you.

    Can I get in on this, gentlemen?

    Me as well?

    I play the guitar

    When we get to wherever we are going we can have a bluegrass jamboree

    Okay homeless, you and me at least can watch each other's backs.

    <3? Messi? Strength in numbers and all that.

    Brolo on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Rolo wrote:
    Homeless wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    <3, I'll join you.

    Can I get in on this, gentlemen?

    Me as well?

    I play the guitar

    When we get to wherever we are going we can have a bluegrass jamboree

    Okay homeless, you and me at least can watch each other's backs.

    <3? Messi? Strength in numbers and all that.

    I'm with you to the end. (Also, I like the name Messi.)

    Meissnerd on
  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Rolo wrote:
    Homeless wrote:
    Rolo wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    <3, I'll join you.

    Can I get in on this, gentlemen?

    Me as well?

    I play the guitar

    When we get to wherever we are going we can have a bluegrass jamboree

    Okay homeless, you and me at least can watch each other's backs.

    <3? Messi? Strength in numbers and all that.

    We're gonna fuck shit up.

    Or die huddled together and crying when we get swarmed.

    Homeless on
  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What do we know about our enemies?

    Are they slow as hell? Or crazy-charge-your-ass-fast?

    monkeyfeet63 on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Scrum, we all know how nice it would be to have all those wonderful things.

    But in "reality," or at least if the reality of the game setting is anything like the real world, there are no massive caches or weaponry lying around, no crates of 500 rounds of ammo, no katanas or wakizashis.

    Just what a ragtag group of survivors have managed to cobble together to fight off the shambling masses.

    Abracadaniel on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ham hammer wrote:
    man guys

    I'm just gonna use what i find on the ground

    EDIT: Scrum, sorry I'm bugging you.

    Not at all, my good man.

    Scrumtrulescent on
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