Dead Man's Road

Green

Homeless wrote:

Rolo wrote:

Homeless wrote:

Rolo wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

, I'll join you.

Can I get in on this, gentlemen?

Me as well?

I play the guitar

When we get to wherever we are going we can have a bluegrass jamboree

Okay homeless, you and me at least can watch each other's backs.

? Messi? Strength in numbers and all that.

We're gonna fuck shit up.

Or die huddled together and crying when we get swarmed.

You guys know Messi's a Zack sympathizer, right

Meissnerd

Green wrote:

Homeless wrote:

Rolo wrote:

Homeless wrote:

Rolo wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

, I'll join you.

Can I get in on this, gentlemen?

Me as well?

I play the guitar

When we get to wherever we are going we can have a bluegrass jamboree

Okay homeless, you and me at least can watch each other's backs.

? Messi? Strength in numbers and all that.

We're gonna fuck shit up.

Or die huddled together and crying when we get swarmed.

You guys know Messi's a Zack sympathizer, right

I don't know what that means

Druhim

In an ideal situation I'd have a phased plasma rifle, 40 watt range.

Brolo

So do we know what kind of zombies we're up against?

The slow, tireless "walking dead"? Or those fast jumpy motherfuckers?

Redeemer

In an ideal situation I'd be fighting off demonic manifestations of a scarred mind in an abandoned, fog drenched town

But we can't all live our dreams, kids

naporeon

Druhim wrote:

In an ideal situation I'd have a phased plasma rifle, 40 watt range.

Well, if we're talking fantasy weapons, I want a flashlight that instantly vaporizes zombies, infected, and quislings.

Leaving everything else totally unharmed, although possibly brighter.

Scrumtrulescent

Smart Hero wrote:

Scrum, we all know how nice it would be to have all those wonderful things.

But in "reality," or at least if the reality of the game setting is anything like the real world, there are no massive caches or weaponry lying around, no crates of 500 rounds of ammo, no katanas or wakizashis.

Just what a ragtag group of survivors have managed to cobble together to fight off the shambling masses.

Well this is all assuming we've been preparing for a while, which I guess we havn't been.

Alright, my mistake then, guys.

monkeyfeet63

Rolo wrote:

So do we know what kind of zombies we're up against?

The slow, tireless "walking dead"? Or those fast jumpy motherfuckers?

What the hell?

Druhim

In an ideal situation I'd be fighting off a horde of sex-crazed Jewel Staite clones with nothing but my bare hands.

Marathon

Ok, had to run off and play Zelda a bit. I promise that despite coming up with a stupid team name just to mess around im definetly taking this seriously and will not be treating it as something where I just screw around and act like a fuckup.

Redeemer

Druhim wrote:

In an ideal situation I'd be fighting off a horde of sex-crazed Jewel Staite clones with nothing but my bare hands.

Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes

Abracadaniel

Druhim wrote:

In an ideal situation I'd have a phased plasma rifle, 40 watt range.

If we're going all sci-fi, a lightsaber. Small, lightweight, easily used to break into places if need be, and can cut through a Zs head like a hot knife through butter.

Rolo: Dunno man, that's part of the fun of it. Figuring out our enemy. We know only a little about them. We don't know what makes them tick, how good their visual, olfactory, or cognitive abilities are.

Druhim

naporeon wrote:

Druhim wrote:

In an ideal situation I'd have a phased plasma rifle, 40 watt range.

Well, if we're talking fantasy weapons, I want a flashlight that instantly vaporizes zombies, infected, and quislings.

Leaving everything else totally unharmed, although possibly brighter.

When I started to read that I thought you'd typed fleshlight. This would have been much funnier.

naporeon

Oh, hey...are we grouping yet? I don't want to be too late and get stuck with, you know...Meissnerd.

t Dru Ohimigod yes. Out of that cast, she'd be my pick, too.

Scrumtrulescent

Smart Hero wrote:

Druhim wrote:

In an ideal situation I'd have a phased plasma rifle, 40 watt range.

If we're going all sci-fi, a lightsaber. Small, lightweight, easily used to break into places if need be, and can cut through a Zs head like a hot knife through butter.

Rolo: Dunno man, that's part of the fun of it. Figuring out our enemy. We know only a little about them. We don't know what makes them tick, how good their visual, olfactory, or cognitive abilities are.

I'm guessing that they're the slow kind. Small groups against the fast zombies?

We wouldn't survive.

Meissnerd

Fuck. I am so zombie bait.

naporeon

Meissnerd wrote:

Fuck. I am so zombie bait.

Well, according to your sig, you are already a zombie.

Meissnerd

naporeon wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

Fuck. I am so zombie bait.

Well, according to your sig, you are already a zombie.

It's out of my hands.

Scrumtrulescent

naporeon wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

Fuck. I am so zombie bait.

Well, according to your sig, you are already a zombie.

He thinks ahead.

Druhim

Redeemer wrote:

Druhim wrote:

In an ideal situation I'd be fighting off a horde of sex-crazed Jewel Staite clones with nothing but my bare hands.

Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes

I'd still be trying to shoot them in the head though. Just not with bullets. :winky:

ham hammer

man guys

don't we need canned food? What do we eat?

naporeon

ham hammer wrote:

man guys

don't we need canned food? What do we eat?

We eat our dead, son.

And occasionally, tree bark.

Brolo

ham hammer wrote:

man guys

don't we need canned food? What do we eat?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINS

I mean


uh...

human food?

Redeemer

Druhim wrote:

Redeemer wrote:

Druhim wrote:

In an ideal situation I'd be fighting off a horde of sex-crazed Jewel Staite clones with nothing but my bare hands.

Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes

I'd still be trying to shoot them in the head though. Just not with bullets. :winky:

Dru what you choose to do with your feces in weaponized form is your business

Druhim

ham hammer wrote:

man guys

don't we need canned food? What do we eat?

Well, why don't we wait until Pony gives us more details? It's a bit early to be talking about food when we don't even know what supplies we're starting with and what the surrounding environment is like. So chill, he'll let us know.

Scrumtrulescent

Oh man, I'm getting way more excited than I should be.

Green

Rolo wrote:

ham hammer wrote:

man guys

don't we need canned food? What do we eat?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINS

I mean


uh...

human food?

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

So where are the cards?

Druhim

Redeemer wrote:

Druhim wrote:

Redeemer wrote:

Druhim wrote:

In an ideal situation I'd be fighting off a horde of sex-crazed Jewel Staite clones with nothing but my bare hands.

Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes

I'd still be trying to shoot them in the head though. Just not with bullets. :winky:

Dru what you choose to do with your feces in weaponized form is your business

Am I wrong for thinking that would still be really hot?

Green

ZeroZero wrote:

So where are the cards?

Pony will provide

Patience

Homeless

Aww shit man Zero, you wanna get together and become a zombie killing voltron?

monkeyfeet63

naporeon wrote:

ham hammer wrote:

man guys

don't we need canned food? What do we eat?

We eat our dead, son.

And occasionally, tree bark.

Eat our dead?

Man you are sounding like a zed, we can't have this.

Abracadaniel

Well folks, I gotta go in to work tomorrow to help with a warehouse-wide inventory, so I gotta get some rest. Pony, if you would be so kind as to PM me my character card, I'll get back to you ASAP about it. Looking forward to the game.

G'night folks.

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

Homeless wrote:

Aww shit man Zero, you wanna get together and become a zombie killing voltron?

Yeah. You me and

Green

monkeyfeet63 wrote:

naporeon wrote:

ham hammer wrote:

man guys

don't we need canned food? What do we eat?

We eat our dead, son.

And occasionally, tree bark.

Eat our dead?

Man you are sounding like a zed, we can't have this.

No no no, Zack eat the living

Brolo

ZeroZero wrote:

Homeless wrote:

Aww shit man Zero, you wanna get together and become a zombie killing voltron?

Yeah. You me and

So uh.... and me and Messi (who will have to change his name, since that's all I'm ever going to call him from now on...)?

Druhim

I'm gonna go play some WC3 but I'll check back in a while.

Homeless

I have no idea, i just know that i am gay for ZeroZero

naporeon

Green wrote:

monkeyfeet63 wrote:

naporeon wrote:

ham hammer wrote:

man guys

don't we need canned food? What do we eat?

We eat our dead, son.

And occasionally, tree bark.

Eat our dead?

Man you are sounding like a zed, we can't have this.

No no no, Zack eat the living

Yes. And it's just this sort of sloppy reasoning that could imperil the convoy.

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

Homeless wrote:

I have no idea, i just know that i am gay for ZeroZero

INdeed. I am so hot.