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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    my dad is retiring in a week or so

    I want to get him something nice and congratulatory for 36 years at the same company

    he's mentioned that his retirement from work also means my mum is retiring from cooking

    I might get him something kitchen-y

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    my dad's alive!

    suck my dick!

    noooooooooo

    yesssss

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Get him a shotgun and a banjo.

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    I was hoping I'd be a dad by today but my son seems to like my wife's womb a little too much. :(

    her vagina is pretty comfy, unlike most things i can fit my fist into

    It is quite comfy, yes.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    hi my dad is a pretty cool guy

    we both have the ability to spot small animals from very far away

    also i wrote this story one time

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  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    I was hoping I'd be a dad by today but my son seems to like my wife's womb a little too much. :(

    her vagina is pretty comfy, unlike most things i can fit my fist into

    It is quite comfy, yes.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3ZudGBkdlk

    Gatsby on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Also the owners in the English one are usually just a tiny bit stupid and just a bit naive.

    It seems to me like the America they are just on a hunt for arseholes.

    Nah, there's been a couple times where it's like a pair of married retirees and their dream is running a nice little cafe and it's tanking and they'll lose their life savings if it sinks and he comes in and fixes it and they're all yaaaay

    Yeah it just doesn't seem like it's par for the course though.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2010
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    I was hoping I'd be a dad by today but my son seems to like my wife's womb a little too much. :(

    her vagina is pretty comfy, unlike most things i can fit my fist into

    It is quite comfy, yes.

    i'm sorry señor amor, i didn't really fist your wife's vagina

    Garlic Bread on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    I was hoping I'd be a dad by today but my son seems to like my wife's womb a little too much. :(

    her vagina is pretty comfy, unlike most things i can fit my fist into

    Tell your mom I left my wrist watch in her the other night and I'd like it back.

    Hunter on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    my dad's alive!

    suck my dick!

    noooooooooo

    yesssss

    I miss my Daddyyyyyyyyyyy

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    t keith: I know. You've never been anywhere near a vagina.

    t hunter: She claims finders keepers so piss off.

    SeñorAmor on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    how many panel shows does Britain have, goddamn

    like, I'd like to watch something in addition to QI but there are DOZENS and they all have the same guests and how the heck do i pick

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I bought my dad: Songs%20for%20the%20Deaf.jpg

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    zimfan, :^:

    Baroque And Roll on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2010
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    t keith: I know. You've never been anywhere near a vagina.

    oh no my dignityyyyy

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I got my Father's Day presents on Friday, so no one so much as said "Happy Father's Day" to me until after noon (when my wife went to chat with the neighbor and got reminded what day it was).

    Didn't get anything done that I wanted to today, and now I'm at work. Overall a pretty craptacular day.

    </vent>

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    SeñorAmor wrote: »
    t keith: I know. You've never been anywhere near a vagina.

    oh no my dignityyyyy

    Oh please. You've never been anywhere near that, either. ;-)

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Y'all have seen the stories I've posted about my dad, yes?

    Army Ranger, SWAT sniper, FBI agent, all-around badass

    We took him out to dinner tonight and at one point he was talking about having to go to the doctor tomorrow about his eye which has sustained some small injury, and he mentioned about how back in jungle warfare school in Malaysia he scratched his eyeball and had to wear a patch for a while

    And I was like, welp, fuck
    My dad is Big Boss
    That seals it

    Grey Ghost on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Grey Ghost I didn't know you're dad was awesome

    Muggins on
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Proof that awesome skips a generation.

    Melding on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    How does he feel about you as a son?

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    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    He is so awesome

    edit: abject disappointment, VI

    Grey Ghost on
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    GG is your dad FrankenCastle?

    Gatsby on
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I am going to be a father in august!

    Langly on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Gatsby wrote: »
    GG is your dad FrankenCastle?

    He hasn't been killed and dismembered, yet
    If that happens I fully expect it will just make him angry

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  • HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Berk wrote: »
    having dreams where your dad is still alive and you then gradually realise its just a dream fucking suck

    been getting those a lot
    I only remember one dream I've had of my dad, which is kind of sad. But in it he seemed aware of being dead.

    Cheers to the dead motherfuckers!

    Hoz on
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    PI--
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    PI's Dad--
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    BONUS ROUND--
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    MERRY CHRISTMAS!

    Penguin Incarnate on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    I am going to be a father in august!

    CAN YOU BE MY DAD?

    Blake T on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I will be your father, Blake.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    I am going to be a father in august!

    it's too late

    you've already been added to the list

    gotta get that baby out now

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Give me ten dollars and I will get that baby out.

    Melding on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm not there yet, but there are plans being made.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited June 2010
    sometimes i think it'd be cool to be a father figure but then i realize i hate babies completely

    i will be a bat

    Garlic Bread on
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    My step dad's pretty cool. Old fashioned and behind the times but he's a real honest, gentleman type of guy.

    My biological dad keeps wanting to see me and fuck that, I nearly hit the bastard for screwing us all up last time I saw him.

    Gatsby on
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That's an odd way to thank him Kosh.

    Melding on
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Also I got my dad to help me move appliances and furniture today.

    Happy Father's Day dad come move this armoire.

    Langly on
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    My current stepdad is a nice enough guy, but he is incredibly conservative and religious and supports open-carry gun laws and basically we don't agree on anything whatsoever, except that my mom is awesome. Soo I don't really talk to him much.

    My last stepdad was a total hardass but was also really down-to-earth and level-headed and funny. I was sad my mom divorced him, but they fought a lot and it was sort of a long time coming.

    My actual dad was out of my life by the time I was 7, only saw him once after that, and then a couple years ago he died on a construction site thanks to an exposed wire. He was cremated and they asked me to pour his ashes in the river by his house. That was most definitely a strange experience.

    Houk on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I will be your father, Blake.
    Chico I would like 27 years worth of birthday presents.

    That does not involve being a rapee.

    Blake T on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Isn't that just a diaphragm?

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