i remember the talk about her genetic makeup makes her unable to bear shepards child, and she crys about it.
I skipped all of the ME2 romances on my first playthrough, and haven't had time for any others, so I hadn't come across that.
That's in the game? That's injecting a little bit of Up into my Mass Effect. And Up was pure, refined Sadness.
No, it was from the Talimancer Incident of 2010. Fanfics were posted, minds were lost, and a thread was locked.
We do not speak of it here but in hushed tones. Change the subject, quickly, before someone comes in here quoting the Tali thread from the Bioware forums.
No, it was from the Talimancer Incident of 2010. Fanfics were posted, minds were lost, and a thread was locked.
We do not speak of it here but in hushed tones. Change the subject, quickly, before someone comes in here quoting the Tali thread from the Bioware forums.
No, it was from the Talimancer Incident of 2010. Fanfics were posted, minds were lost, and a thread was locked.
We do not speak of it here but in hushed tones. Change the subject, quickly, before someone comes in here quoting the Tali thread from the Bioware forums.
That shit was fucking HILARIOUS.
Post it again...mwahahahahaha
Pretty sure Pancake was involved... and there was talk of poop sacks.
I've tried to block most of it from my mind.
Why can't you have more conversations with the person you just boinked? I think it's silly. There should totally be extra conversations and possibly even the ability to go on a date...
Yeah yeah... don't judge me. At least I slept with the HUMAN
The first time...
Then I played ME1 and slept with the Asari. Titties!
i remember the talk about her genetic makeup makes her unable to bear shepards child, and she crys about it.
I skipped all of the ME2 romances on my first playthrough, and haven't had time for any others, so I hadn't come across that.
That's in the game? That's injecting a little bit of Up into my Mass Effect. And Up was pure, refined Sadness.
No, it was from the Talimancer Incident of 2010. Fanfics were posted, minds were lost, and a thread was locked.
We do not speak of it here but in hushed tones. Change the subject, quickly, before someone comes in here quoting the Tali thread from the Bioware forums.
i hear its how the reapers really indoctrinate organics.
i remember the talk about her genetic makeup makes her unable to bear shepards child, and she crys about it.
I skipped all of the ME2 romances on my first playthrough, and haven't had time for any others, so I hadn't come across that.
That's in the game? That's injecting a little bit of Up into my Mass Effect. And Up was pure, refined Sadness.
No, it was from the Talimancer Incident of 2010. Fanfics were posted, minds were lost, and a thread was locked.
We do not speak of it here but in hushed tones. Change the subject, quickly, before someone comes in here quoting the Tali thread from the Bioware forums.
i remember the talk about her genetic makeup makes her unable to bear shepards child, and she crys about it.
I skipped all of the ME2 romances on my first playthrough, and haven't had time for any others, so I hadn't come across that.
That's in the game? That's injecting a little bit of Up into my Mass Effect. And Up was pure, refined Sadness.
No, it was from the Talimancer Incident of 2010. Fanfics were posted, minds were lost, and a thread was locked.
We do not speak of it here but in hushed tones. Change the subject, quickly, before someone comes in here quoting the Tali thread from the Bioware forums.
so guys how do you feel about Wrex, he's kind of a pussy and his species is made up of assholes who deserve to be genophaged
What the hell are you smoking, Wrex has a quad big enough to pull a weapon on Commander Shepard.
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Nihlus in Mass Effect has a bridge drop on him five minutes into the game. Only those who read one of the Mass Effect novels can fully appreciate Nihlus' badassness.
Huh?
I don't recall him turning up in the novels.
I work on call work alright, I've a lot of time on my hands to kill.
Edit: Checking the Mass Effect wiki there seems to be a lot of info on him that I don't recall from the games/novels.
Wrex does nothing to deserve his tough guy reputation. All he does is shoot a disarmed man on the floor and stand up to Shepard. Big deal, I give him props for doing it but he went down easy. Compare to Grunt's first interaction with Shepard. Or the badass introductions of Jack, Thane, Samara, or pretty much any character in ME2.
Combat-wise, though, he's the best squadmate.
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Wrex does nothing to deserve his tough guy reputation. All he does is shoot a disarmed man on the floor and stand up to Shepard. Big deal, I give him props for doing it but he went down easy. Compare to Grunt's first interaction with Shepard. Or the badass introductions of Jack, Thane, Samara, or pretty much any character in ME2.
Try visiting him in the cargo hold sometimes, he's got some fun stories.
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It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
Warframe/Steam: NFyt
i do love how they are consistently releasing stuff to make up for the lack of it in me1.
And I hate how it's bullshit armor and weapon stuff that we could make ourselves if the game was moddable at all and which isn't worth the money people insist on paying for it.
This.
ME1 had two DLC things in total. We've already got Overlord & Kasumi to match that. The Cerberus Network was created so they could send us small things like Hammerhead and bullshit armor and weapon stuff in between the big "real" DLC. Just pretend we don't get them if you don't like them.
Wrex does nothing to deserve his tough guy reputation. All he does is shoot a disarmed man on the floor and stand up to Shepard. Big deal, I give him props for doing it but he went down easy. Compare to Grunt's first interaction with Shepard. Or the badass introductions of Jack, Thane, Samara, or pretty much any character in ME2.
Try visiting him in the cargo hold sometimes, he's got some fun stories.
pussy stories
nice job getting your ass kicked by your dad and then running away when you could have taken his place, Wrex
remember when Zaeed got shot in the head point blank by his best friend then burned him alive several years later
remember when Grunt was also attacked by krogan commandos at a sacred site and murdered them all
remember when Thane saw salarians being harassed by Eclipse mercs so pulled a headshot that made Garrus blush
remember when Liara T'soni got pissed off and biotically Falcon Punched Shadow Broker agents
Wrex does nothing to deserve his tough guy reputation. All he does is shoot a disarmed man on the floor and stand up to Shepard. Big deal, I give him props for doing it but he went down easy. Compare to Grunt's first interaction with Shepard. Or the badass introductions of Jack, Thane, Samara, or pretty much any character in ME2.
Try visiting him in the cargo hold sometimes, he's got some fun stories.
pussy stories
nice job getting your ass kicked by your dad and then running away when you could have taken his place, Wrex
How about that time he and some mercenary he was hired to kill went on a multi-day rampage through a station, with Wrex having to kill people on the station to loot their weapons because he RAN OUT OF AMMO.
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It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
Warframe/Steam: NFyt
Garrus: "So, Tali, what've you been up to for the last two years?"
Tali: "I don't want to talk about it"
Garrus: C'mooon, remember when we used to chat on those elevators?"
Tali: "No."
Garrus: "Tell me about your immune system."
Tali: "I HAVE A SHOTGUN."
Garrus: "We'll talk later..."
~Best banter EVER.
ME3 needs more banter like this. I was rolling on the floor when I heard it.
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Man, after playing Dragon Age, the lack of this kind of banter in ME2 was really annoying. They had characters better than in ME, with more potential for random banter, and completely squandered it.
when your at the bar with the asari bartender, have one to many drinks, she magically gets good looking ha!
Magically?
Also, I agree with the below, ME has great potential for more random bantar like that Garrus and Tali bit, and they have yet to do as well with it as the Dragon Age team has with their IP.
Anything that comes out of Oghren or Zevran's mouth is hilarious in those small talk things in cities and travel. I would love to see the same from people on the Normandy crew, or characters like Grunt and Joker and Mordin and others.
The best is standing next to Joker in the cockpit and hearing some random lines. One of them has some moaning coming through the speakers and Jokers coughs loudly and mutes it.
The best is standing next to Joker in the cockpit and hearing some random lines. One of them has some moaning coming through the speakers and Jokers coughs loudly and mutes it.
wait, what? :winky:
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Hey, here's kind of a random question for you guys- does anyone know if this game looks good on a small HDTV?
I'm currently playing it on a 42'' SD tv, and I can't read the text for shit. I'm thinking of grabbing a small high-def for my room (I live with four other people, so room is best) and as such would want a small one, say around 22''. Has anyone played the game on a small tv like this? Is the text clear? Will it look pretty
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No, it was from the Talimancer Incident of 2010. Fanfics were posted, minds were lost, and a thread was locked.
We do not speak of it here but in hushed tones. Change the subject, quickly, before someone comes in here quoting the Tali thread from the Bioware forums.
totally reaper agents, I'm calling it.
That shit was fucking HILARIOUS.
Post it again...mwahahahahaha
Pretty sure Pancake was involved... and there was talk of poop sacks.
I've tried to block most of it from my mind.
Why can't you have more conversations with the person you just boinked? I think it's silly. There should totally be extra conversations and possibly even the ability to go on a date...
Yeah yeah... don't judge me. At least I slept with the HUMAN
Then I played ME1 and slept with the Asari. Titties!
i hear its how the reapers really indoctrinate organics.
If he's really curious, it's quoted in the Awesome Posts section.
So, so sorry.
NYYYAAAAAAGGHHH!!!
so guys how do you feel about Wrex, he's kind of a pussy and his species is made up of assholes who deserve to be genophaged
fix'd.
But seriously Wrex, the Shaman, the mechanic, Fish guys and Poet Krogan are the only Krogan I like.
What the hell are you smoking, Wrex has a quad big enough to pull a weapon on Commander Shepard.
Warframe/Steam: NFyt
Huh?
I don't recall him turning up in the novels.
Edit: Checking the Mass Effect wiki there seems to be a lot of info on him that I don't recall from the games/novels.
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Combat-wise, though, he's the best squadmate.
Try visiting him in the cargo hold sometimes, he's got some fun stories.
Warframe/Steam: NFyt
ME1 had two DLC things in total. We've already got Overlord & Kasumi to match that. The Cerberus Network was created so they could send us small things like Hammerhead and bullshit armor and weapon stuff in between the big "real" DLC. Just pretend we don't get them if you don't like them.
pussy stories
nice job getting your ass kicked by your dad and then running away when you could have taken his place, Wrex
remember when Zaeed got shot in the head point blank by his best friend then burned him alive several years later
remember when Grunt was also attacked by krogan commandos at a sacred site and murdered them all
remember when Thane saw salarians being harassed by Eclipse mercs so pulled a headshot that made Garrus blush
remember when Liara T'soni got pissed off and biotically Falcon Punched Shadow Broker agents
shit, Wrex was too scared of messing with SB
Wrex is an artist
How about that time he and some mercenary he was hired to kill went on a multi-day rampage through a station, with Wrex having to kill people on the station to loot their weapons because he RAN OUT OF AMMO.
Warframe/Steam: NFyt
Nah Shepard I don't need to talk about it, it ain't even a problem for me.
Wrex's stories of rampage are just watered-down versions of the true Canderous, Zaeed Massani.
Don't ever change, -Tal.
Lime that shit, for he doth speak the truth.
Tali: "I don't want to talk about it"
Garrus: C'mooon, remember when we used to chat on those elevators?"
Tali: "No."
Garrus: "Tell me about your immune system."
Tali: "I HAVE A SHOTGUN."
Garrus: "We'll talk later..."
~Best banter EVER.
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It'll bring your ancestors back from the dead.
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ME3 needs more banter like this. I was rolling on the floor when I heard it.
Magically?
Also, I agree with the below, ME has great potential for more random bantar like that Garrus and Tali bit, and they have yet to do as well with it as the Dragon Age team has with their IP.
Anything that comes out of Oghren or Zevran's mouth is hilarious in those small talk things in cities and travel. I would love to see the same from people on the Normandy crew, or characters like Grunt and Joker and Mordin and others.
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Eh, whatevs. Still funny.
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wait, what? :winky:
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And we just built a consensus there too!
I'm currently playing it on a 42'' SD tv, and I can't read the text for shit. I'm thinking of grabbing a small high-def for my room (I live with four other people, so room is best) and as such would want a small one, say around 22''. Has anyone played the game on a small tv like this? Is the text clear? Will it look pretty