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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    SmokingGun wrote:
    I swear one of the most magical experience I ever had in America was going to an all night diner and eating breakfast at 3am (early flight). A troop of cops came in, all drinking free coffee refills and flirting with the waitress.

    You never get that shit in the UK.


    Why? What do your cops eat there instead of donuts?


    EDIT: ANd what do they flirt with instead of waitresses?

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pee and strumpets I think. I may not have heard it right.

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    SmokingGunSmokingGun Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    trentsteel wrote:
    SmokingGun wrote:
    I swear one of the most magical experience I ever had in America was going to an all night diner and eating breakfast at 3am (early flight). A troop of cops came in, all drinking free coffee refills and flirting with the waitress.

    You never get that shit in the UK.


    Why? What do your cops eat there instead of donuts?

    They don't really, maybe chip butties? I don't know. And we don't have all-night diners.

    Oh no, wait. They eat cake. My dad used to be one and the station he worked at would radio the ARV (the mobile patrol that gets to carry firearms) to go and buy them (the guys in the station) cake.

    We truely have the police force we deserve.

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Fuck the Police
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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I think that police cat is dirty.

    I wish the book would deal with that but it probably doesn't.

    One time in our city, the HA actually had cops going around and collecting debts for them. How the fuck does it get that fucked up?

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ohh man... I'm very ill. I've been in bed for 19 hours or some such shit. I wake up and immediately start vomiting.


    Someone end my suffering.




    also all night diners are the shit. Around here you only get them in truck stops. Biscuits and gravy. Hash browns. Scrambled eggs.


    I'm gonna go puke now.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stale wrote:
    Ohh man... I'm very ill. I've been in bed for 19 hours or some such shit. I wake up and immediately start vomiting.


    Someone end my suffering.




    also all night diners are the shit. Around here you only get them in truck stops. Biscuits and gravy. Hash browns. Scrambled eggs.


    I'm gonna go puke now.


    I'm pretty sure you have radiation sickness.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I think I got bit by a zombie and nobody told me.



    I don't have a hankering for brains though. I could go for some nyquil though. That sounds awesome.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stale wrote:
    I think I got bit by a zombie and nobody told me.



    I don't have a hankering for brains though. I could go for some nyquil though. That sounds awesome.


    What are your other symptoms? Let me see if I can diagnose this.

    Is there coughing? Headache? General and constant nausea? Blurred vision? Any death?

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    aids

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    SmokingGunSmokingGun Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    I think I got bit by a zombie and nobody told me.



    I don't have a hankering for brains though. I could go for some nyquil though. That sounds awesome.


    What are your other symptoms? Let me see if I can diagnose this.

    Is there coughing? Headache? General and constant nausea? Blurred vision? Any death?

    probably only the "small" kind

    oh ho ho

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I really mean it Kyle's Moooooom

    is a big fat fuckin biiiiiiiitch

    oh yeaaaah kyle's mooooom

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    I think I got bit by a zombie and nobody told me.



    I don't have a hankering for brains though. I could go for some nyquil though. That sounds awesome.


    What are your other symptoms? Let me see if I can diagnose this.

    Is there coughing? Headache? General and constant nausea? Blurred vision? Any death?


    I have bad things coming out of every hole in my body. I swear to God I have ebola or some shit. Migraine, dizzy, stomach cramping. My throat feels like John Holmes starpped razors to his cock and skull fucked me.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stale wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    I think I got bit by a zombie and nobody told me.



    I don't have a hankering for brains though. I could go for some nyquil though. That sounds awesome.


    What are your other symptoms? Let me see if I can diagnose this.

    Is there coughing? Headache? General and constant nausea? Blurred vision? Any death?


    I have bad things coming out of every hole in my body. I swear to God I have ebola or some shit. Migraine, dizzy, stomach cramping. My throat feels like John Holmes starpped razors to his cock and skull fucked me.


    What was the last kind of meat you ate, and where?

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    I think I got bit by a zombie and nobody told me.



    I don't have a hankering for brains though. I could go for some nyquil though. That sounds awesome.


    What are your other symptoms? Let me see if I can diagnose this.

    Is there coughing? Headache? General and constant nausea? Blurred vision? Any death?


    I have bad things coming out of every hole in my body. I swear to God I have ebola or some shit. Migraine, dizzy, stomach cramping. My throat feels like John Holmes starpped razors to his cock and skull fucked me.


    What was the last kind of meat you ate, and where?


    Sausage. 2 days ago. In my living room. My wife had the same meal and she's fine.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stale wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    I think I got bit by a zombie and nobody told me.



    I don't have a hankering for brains though. I could go for some nyquil though. That sounds awesome.


    What are your other symptoms? Let me see if I can diagnose this.

    Is there coughing? Headache? General and constant nausea? Blurred vision? Any death?


    I have bad things coming out of every hole in my body. I swear to God I have ebola or some shit. Migraine, dizzy, stomach cramping. My throat feels like John Holmes starpped razors to his cock and skull fucked me.


    What was the last kind of meat you ate, and where?


    Sausage. 2 days ago. In my living room. My wife had the same meal and she's fine.


    Hmmm.

    I'd say bronchitis (the beginning of it) but you haven't mentioned coughing.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    I think I got bit by a zombie and nobody told me.



    I don't have a hankering for brains though. I could go for some nyquil though. That sounds awesome.


    What are your other symptoms? Let me see if I can diagnose this.

    Is there coughing? Headache? General and constant nausea? Blurred vision? Any death?


    I have bad things coming out of every hole in my body. I swear to God I have ebola or some shit. Migraine, dizzy, stomach cramping. My throat feels like John Holmes starpped razors to his cock and skull fucked me.


    What was the last kind of meat you ate, and where?


    Sausage. 2 days ago. In my living room. My wife had the same meal and she's fine.


    Hmmm.

    I'd say bronchitis (the beginning of it) but you haven't mentioned coughing.

    If I was coughing I'd have already killed myself. Fuck my throat hurts.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stale wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    I think I got bit by a zombie and nobody told me.



    I don't have a hankering for brains though. I could go for some nyquil though. That sounds awesome.


    What are your other symptoms? Let me see if I can diagnose this.

    Is there coughing? Headache? General and constant nausea? Blurred vision? Any death?


    I have bad things coming out of every hole in my body. I swear to God I have ebola or some shit. Migraine, dizzy, stomach cramping. My throat feels like John Holmes starpped razors to his cock and skull fucked me.


    What was the last kind of meat you ate, and where?


    Sausage. 2 days ago. In my living room. My wife had the same meal and she's fine.


    Hmmm.

    I'd say bronchitis (the beginning of it) but you haven't mentioned coughing.

    If I was coughing I'd have already killed myself. Fuck my throat hurts.

    It hurts like it's hard to swallow? Or it's severely dry no matter what you do? Is there any difficulty breathing?

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    I think I got bit by a zombie and nobody told me.



    I don't have a hankering for brains though. I could go for some nyquil though. That sounds awesome.


    What are your other symptoms? Let me see if I can diagnose this.

    Is there coughing? Headache? General and constant nausea? Blurred vision? Any death?


    I have bad things coming out of every hole in my body. I swear to God I have ebola or some shit. Migraine, dizzy, stomach cramping. My throat feels like John Holmes starpped razors to his cock and skull fucked me.


    What was the last kind of meat you ate, and where?


    Sausage. 2 days ago. In my living room. My wife had the same meal and she's fine.


    Hmmm.

    I'd say bronchitis (the beginning of it) but you haven't mentioned coughing.

    If I was coughing I'd have already killed myself. Fuck my throat hurts.

    It hurts like it's hard to swallow? Or it's severely dry no matter what you do? Is there any difficulty breathing?

    both. It feels like it's ripped up. I swallow and I go "ohhhh...".

    I can breathe though. Not through my nose, but I can breathe.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stale wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Stale wrote:
    I think I got bit by a zombie and nobody told me.



    I don't have a hankering for brains though. I could go for some nyquil though. That sounds awesome.


    What are your other symptoms? Let me see if I can diagnose this.

    Is there coughing? Headache? General and constant nausea? Blurred vision? Any death?


    I have bad things coming out of every hole in my body. I swear to God I have ebola or some shit. Migraine, dizzy, stomach cramping. My throat feels like John Holmes starpped razors to his cock and skull fucked me.


    What was the last kind of meat you ate, and where?


    Sausage. 2 days ago. In my living room. My wife had the same meal and she's fine.


    Hmmm.

    I'd say bronchitis (the beginning of it) but you haven't mentioned coughing.

    If I was coughing I'd have already killed myself. Fuck my throat hurts.

    It hurts like it's hard to swallow? Or it's severely dry no matter what you do? Is there any difficulty breathing?

    both. It feels like it's ripped up. I swallow and I go "ohhhh...".

    I can breathe though. Not through my nose, but I can breathe.

    There are certain nitrates in things like sausages and pepperoni that only certain people are sensitive to, hence your wife not getting it. You might have two things at once here; either way immediate medical attention is a must when we are talking about any loss of breath.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I think I'm just terribly weak and a huge pussy. Maybe I have the flu.

    either way I blame my wife. She's obviously the cause here.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Stale wrote:
    I think I'm just terribly weak and a huge pussy. Maybe I have the flu.

    either way I blame my wife. She's obviously the cause here.

    Oh, the wife? Okay then she is slowly poisoning you to death with windshield wiper fluid. That would be my guess.

    Either way I would seriously see a doctor, it sounds worse than your typical flu especially in the throat area.


    My prognosis is death by chestburster.

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    Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Well shit, I picked up Diet V8 Splash

    What the fuck man, I didn't even know that existed, this tastes awful

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Well shit, I picked up Diet V8 Splash

    What the fuck man, I didn't even know that existed, this tastes awful


    Why would they make diet? it's already VEGETABLES.

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    SmokingGunSmokingGun Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    trentsteel wrote:
    Well shit, I picked up Diet V8 Splash

    What the fuck man, I didn't even know that existed, this tastes awful


    Why would they make diet? it's already VEGETABLES.

    The mind boggles.

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    Abdul the TerribleAbdul the Terrible Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    SmokingGun wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    Well shit, I picked up Diet V8 Splash

    What the fuck man, I didn't even know that existed, this tastes awful


    Why would they make diet? it's already VEGETABLES.

    The mind boggles.

    NOOOO SUUGAAAAAR


    edit: OOR LEEESS SUUUGAAARRRRRrr

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    trentsteel wrote:
    Well shit, I picked up Diet V8 Splash

    What the fuck man, I didn't even know that existed, this tastes awful


    Why would they make diet? it's already VEGETABLES.

    They never said which diet. This is the special edition Atkins diet V8. Made with 100% red meat.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Oh shit, I just realized

    Today is Saturday, not Sunday

    I don't have to work today

    :D

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    Abdul the TerribleAbdul the Terrible Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Green wrote:
    Oh shit, I just realized

    Today is Saturday, not Sunday

    I don't have to work today

    :D

    That's in one of the best realizations a man can have

    almost as good as "oh this cock is really in my mouth!"

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Green wrote:
    Oh shit, I just realized

    Today is Saturday, not Sunday

    I don't have to work today

    :D

    That's in one of the best realizations a man can have

    almost as good as "oh this cock is really in my mouth!"
    Sigh

    If only...

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    Abdul the TerribleAbdul the Terrible Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Green wrote:
    Green wrote:
    Oh shit, I just realized

    Today is Saturday, not Sunday

    I don't have to work today

    :D

    That's in one of the best realizations a man can have

    almost as good as "oh this cock is really in my mouth!"
    Sigh

    If only...

    Yeah it can't be perfect I guess..

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Oh yeah you guys...

    it's that kind of diner! :lol:

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yeah, the Olive Garden is down the street.

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What would Brian Boitano do

    if he were here right now?

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    hey air I got into uts engineering with a 70 UAI

    I laughed at that because there are still vacancies so they must be desperate (UNSW too)

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Blargh. Went out to enjoy Perth's nightlife and it's full of morons as usual. Got to see one spectacular specimen of the XY chromosone dancing in front of a car trying to run him down and endured the worst service ever at Perth's shittiest gay bar before getting elbowed in the eye by some idiot who likes to dance with his hands up. So how's everyone else doing?

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That is what you get for living in Perth

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What a shithole.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I used to know a guy who lived in Perth.

    He died.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hey Orange, I'm glad your sig now has a link in it pointing to where it and your avatar are from. I lost the bookmark for that site months ago, and it was driving me slightly nuts because I couldn't find it again.

    Thanks man.

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