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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ok question time

    my old ass gas oven doesn't have a "broil" setting on the knob

    how i has broil? what temperature is "broiling"?

    Arch on
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    tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i failed my driving test my first time and went on to become one of the greatest drivers in the world so

    also
    PA driving test is teh hard
    i failed like 4 times because i took too long parallel parking
    like maybe i need more than 30 seconds mr. test giver sir
    at least we know he would pass the gun safety and handling part of the philly test
    because i am sure it is included

    tapeslinger on
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    ok question time

    my old ass gas oven doesn't have a "broil" setting on the knob

    how i has broil? what temperature is "broiling"?

    About two degrees below "it's gonna burn all your fucking food in about 30 seconds..." broil sucks

    amateurhour on
    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    ok question time

    my old ass gas oven doesn't have a "broil" setting on the knob

    how i has broil? what temperature is "broiling"?

    Does it have a separate broiler under the oven?

    Regina Fong on
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    I just thought about something.

    If there's Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Beiber and Men Who Look Like Lesbians does that mean there's a man that looks like a lesbian that looks like Justin Beiber?!

    OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    also the girl that started the lesbians who look like justin beiber thing was a very close friend of mine until she graduated

    she went to my university!

    Arch on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    ok question time

    my old ass gas oven doesn't have a "broil" setting on the knob

    how i has broil? what temperature is "broiling"?

    About two degrees below "it's gonna burn all your fucking food in about 30 seconds..." broil sucks

    How do you do garlic bread or do a little oven roasted sandwhich action?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Good afternoon [Chat].

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    ok question time

    my old ass gas oven doesn't have a "broil" setting on the knob

    how i has broil? what temperature is "broiling"?

    About two degrees below "it's gonna burn all your fucking food in about 30 seconds..." broil sucks

    How do you do garlic bread or do a little oven roasted sandwhich action?

    i put it in at '350' for a bit and watch it?

    Arch on
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I finished my French course. It was kind of sad. One of the students invited me to her 30th tomorrow though, so it's nice there's a few of us who'll stay in touch, although I imagine a few of us will end up together on the next module in September.

    Mojo_Jojo on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    ok question time

    my old ass gas oven doesn't have a "broil" setting on the knob

    how i has broil? what temperature is "broiling"?

    About two degrees below "it's gonna burn all your fucking food in about 30 seconds..." broil sucks

    How do you do garlic bread or do a little oven roasted sandwhich action?

    i put it in at '350' for a bit and watch it?

    TOM FOOLERY!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    ok question time

    my old ass gas oven doesn't have a "broil" setting on the knob

    how i has broil? what temperature is "broiling"?

    About two degrees below "it's gonna burn all your fucking food in about 30 seconds..." broil sucks

    How do you do garlic bread or do a little oven roasted sandwhich action?

    i put it in at '350' for a bit and watch it?

    TOM FOOLERY!

    my oven is a piece of shit

    the door comes off when you open it, and it doesn't seal very well so it gets STUPIDLY hot

    Arch on
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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    skippy how do you get away with doing zero works

    and playing video games

    it is a mystery.gif

    I am quite unhappy that I don't have that gif saved in my photobucket.

    Malkor on
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    ok question time

    my old ass gas oven doesn't have a "broil" setting on the knob

    how i has broil? what temperature is "broiling"?

    About two degrees below "it's gonna burn all your fucking food in about 30 seconds..." broil sucks

    How do you do garlic bread or do a little oven roasted sandwhich action?

    Garlic Bread - butter and garlic, 350 degrees for 6 to 8 minutes

    Oven Roasted Sandwich - bread, fixings, meat and cheese, and then the separate piece of bread off to the side, both at 350 for 8 to 10 minutes, open face style.

    amateurhour on
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    ok question time

    my old ass gas oven doesn't have a "broil" setting on the knob

    how i has broil? what temperature is "broiling"?

    About two degrees below "it's gonna burn all your fucking food in about 30 seconds..." broil sucks

    How do you do garlic bread or do a little oven roasted sandwhich action?

    i put it in at '350' for a bit and watch it?

    500

    top rack

    DasUberEdward on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I finished my French course. It was kind of sad. One of the students invited me to her 30th tomorrow though, so it's nice there's a few of us who'll stay in touch, although I imagine a few of us will end up together on the next module in September.

    I just finished our high school equivalent so I know how you feel

    Abdhyius on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I just thought about something.

    If there's Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Beiber and Men Who Look Like Lesbians does that mean there's a man that looks like a lesbian that looks like Justin Beiber?!

    OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Yes.

    Justin Beiber.

    Winky on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Justin Bieber isn't a man, winky.

    Nerdgasmic on
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    amateurhour on
    are YOU on the beer list?
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    EllieEllie Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Winky, I cannot tell what the hell is going on in your avatar or your sig, and I'm not sure I really want to.
    But I'm kind of self-destructive.

    Ellie on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Ellie wrote: »
    Winky, I cannot tell what the hell is going on in your avatar or your sig, and I'm not sure I really want to.
    But I'm kind of self-destructive.

    His avatar is The Virgin, Auto-Sodomized by the Horns of Her Own Chastity

    Nerdgasmic on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ellie wrote: »
    Winky, I cannot tell what the hell is going on in your avatar or your sig, and I'm not sure I really want to.
    But I'm kind of self-destructive.

    It's picasso. It's from when he lost his subtlety and painted pictures of a woman with an ass made of dicks with a dick poised to enter said dick-ass.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Ellie wrote: »
    Winky, I cannot tell what the hell is going on in your avatar or your sig, and I'm not sure I really want to.
    But I'm kind of self-destructive.

    It's picasso. It's from when he lost his subtlety and painted pictures of a woman with an ass made of dicks with a dick poised to enter said dick-ass.

    no. it's not.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Ellie wrote: »
    Winky, I cannot tell what the hell is going on in your avatar or your sig, and I'm not sure I really want to.
    But I'm kind of self-destructive.

    It's picasso. It's from when he lost his subtlety and painted pictures of a woman with an ass made of dicks with a dick poised to enter said dick-ass.

    The painting is by salvador dali.

    Nerdgasmic on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hrm, the weather isn't right to go hang out by the pool.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Thom what did you do? You look terrible.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Hrm, the weather isn't right to go hang out by the pool.

    Why don't you go oppress a woman again to prove this lie of parity you parrot MAN!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I finished my French course. It was kind of sad. One of the students invited me to her 30th tomorrow though, so it's nice there's a few of us who'll stay in touch, although I imagine a few of us will end up together on the next module in September.

    I just finished our high school equivalent so I know how you feel

    Possibly. I think it's a bit different as this was education that I sought out, whereas the rest was more stuff I endured.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Preacher wrote: »

    I think after one your heart stops.

    On a side note, I caught "The Phantom" TV movie on Syfy, and It started really, really good, and then turned to absolute shit.

    They were all "herf derf that purple costume is too old, so lets give you this state of the art non existent bullshit armor" which would have been awesome, but the mask, oh god the mask.

    Also, the last 40 minutes was pure garbage.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    ok question time

    my old ass gas oven doesn't have a "broil" setting on the knob

    how i has broil? what temperature is "broiling"?

    About two degrees below "it's gonna burn all your fucking food in about 30 seconds..." broil sucks

    How do you do garlic bread or do a little oven roasted sandwhich action?

    i put it in at '350' for a bit and watch it?

    500

    top rack

    is this a serious post? because if so- thanks

    if not man i am gonna ruin some tofu this week

    Arch on
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    IsidoreIsidore Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So far as I'm aware Picasso never had an "dick-ass" phase.

    But then I'm no art historian.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dear H/A:

    How do I jog

    :(?

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    EllieEllie Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Good Christ. I think I had a minor heart attack just looking at that photo. Gross.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited June 2010
    ok i'm home

    my aunt let me parallel park the car and of course (in a similarly sized spot) i got fucking perfect, like 2-3 inches from the curb front and back

    sigh

    much easier with real cars as obstacles, i think. is psychological.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dear H/A:

    How do I jog

    :(?

    Jogging is just jumping forward repeatedly.

    Cinders on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    our women's football team won against belarus

    yeah, who gives a shit

    in other news, st. hans today. Which means lighting up a big-ass fire somewhere and staying up all night. Wish I was home.

    FAKEDIT: I knew that, dammit. Anyway, dick-ass.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Thom what did you do? You look terrible.

    Got old. Can still kick your ass.
    ok i'm home

    my aunt let me parallel park the car and of course (in a similarly sized spot) i got fucking perfect, like 2-3 inches from the curb front and back

    sigh

    much easier with real cars as obstacles, i think. is psychological.

    How did you do on the exam?

    Thomamelas on
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