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Quarterfinal #2: Marcus/Ravens vs bsjezz

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Bank Shot, I wanted to vote for the gore. I really did, I love slasher flicks. But after I read your entry, I had to vote for you man. U done writ 2 good.

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    risumonrisumon Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I had to give it to bank shot jezz, but these were both amazing entries.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Marcus I loved it but I had to go with jezz

    jezz, you must continue to write this tale no matter what happens

    i'm not sure i'd be able to D:

    i've got a really good idea that'll work for chico or sabre, but without a nemesis and the drive to win, really

    they'd just be hollow words

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You need to create a super villain!

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    OH WAIT

    is bsjezz a female? that blows my mind

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    pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    A woman shouldn't be blowing your mind

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    lol

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    IT BLOWS MY MIND

    with "words"

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i'm not really a lady

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    alright

    qorzm was wondering

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I was wondering too! Just a little though.

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    Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    bsjezz, that was almost depressing.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    in a good way?

    edit: i gotta say i never aimed for depressing, but if i hit it i'm really happy

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    we all wanted you to be a girl so bad

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    But he posted a photo of himself in the battle thread against me.

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    Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Yes, depressing in a good way.

    I felt so bad for Marcus.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't believe any of that Campion. Hell I don't believe anything that flows from those lips of yours, no matter how golden and delicious they may appear!

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    miamisnap.jpg
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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    that photo does not verify anything

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Then who's in that photo????

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    aww geeze without the hilarious associated horatio joke that's just a bad picture

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Campion wrote: »
    Then who's in that photo????

    my mom

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That's not your mom, natek!!

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    it's his mom, all right

    we've met once before, on a starry night

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    it is true

    *looks into the dark, night sky*

    Larlar and my mom had sex

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    have any of you ever danced with natek's mom's booch in the pale moonlight?

    it's divine

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You're

    sniff

    all'a bunch'a

    sniff

    LIARS


    boooohooohooohooo hooooo

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    when was that larlar? about 23 years ago?

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hey BSJezz think you'll make a comeback?

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Marcus, I'd keep an eye on your car for the next couple nights. The wheels in particular.

    Just a hunch.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Campion wrote: »
    Hey BSJezz think you'll make a comeback?

    it's entirely possible, it seems close enough at this stage

    depends if many more people are willing to read it.

    on that note: if you've struggled with the format before and couldn't get into it, try save as> and open it in an adobe window. a few less toolbars and less clutter from a browser actually makes a big difference to the type and readability

    edit: screen reading prose is generally a bitch, i always struggle with it, and anything helps

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    not to say marcus doesn't deserve to win. i'm pretty sure he can go all the way

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    jezz, you could make a career out of incredibly close forum battles

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    are you kidding? i'd be out on indefinite stress leave before my first paycheque

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2010
    yeah, but what a paycheque that would be

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You must have some sort of record here, 3 out of 4 have been VERY close!

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Larlar wrote: »
    yeah, but what a paycheque that would be

    a cheque of solid gold natek and campion bickering

    edit: that reminds me, one original idea for my battle against campion was instead of a phone call, i visited campion's house, but he wasn't in - just his 'housemate' natek, fresh out of the shower, with a towel wrapped around his head and applying a face 'jelly'

    but such a direct cameo would have probably ended up feeling way forced

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    afrowomanafrowoman Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    this is intense... this poll could go either way...

    Good luck bsjezz!

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    All my roommates are good for are blending things at 5am, smoking pot all day, and whistling for dogs that don't exist.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    that's vancouver!

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