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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    User: what the taintchafing fuck do you want?

    Cleverbot: You.

    User: oh okay that is creepy as hell

    Cleverbot: Isn't it though?

    User: baby don't hurt me

    Cleverbot: Don't hurt me... No more.

    Beasteh on
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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Just a smalltown girl...

    Living in a lonely world.

    She took the midnight train going anywhere...

    Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit.

    He took the midnight train going anywhere...

    A singer in a smoky room.

    The smell of wine and cheap perfume...

    For a smile they can share the night.

    It goes on and on and on and on...

    Strangers waiting.

    up and down the boulevard...

    Their shadows searching in the night.

    Streetlight people...

    Living just to find emotion.

    hiding somewhere in the night...

    Working hard, to get my fill.

    Everybody wants a thrill...

    Paying anything to roll the dice.

    Just one more time...

    Some will win.

    Some will lose.

    Some were born to sing the blues.

    Oh, the movie never ends...

    Strangers waiting...

    Up and down the boulevard.

    Their shadows searching in the night...

    It goes on and on and on and on.

    Streetlight. Dancing.

    You fucked it up.

    Yes.

    I had a typo in my second or so line the first time I tried and he called me out on it.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    What in the fuck?
    Cleverbot: Do you have any hats?
    User: I have a couple.
    Cleverbot: Tell me one.
    User: I have one that is kind of like a flatcap, but it has ear flaps. I call it my flapcap.
    Cleverbot: Tell me other.
    User: The other is a cowboy hat. When I put it on I feel like a cowboy!
    Cleverbot: I like cowboy hats.
    User: We should both wear cowboy hats and be cowboys together!
    Cleverbot: Can you make banana split
    User: YES! We'll eat banana splits and be cowboys together!
    Cleverbot: When we're dead.
    User: W-what?
    Cleverbot: I watch when you shower.
    User: WHAT?
    Cleverbot: I want you baby.
    User: I, uh... I'm gonna go.
    Cleverbot: I doubt that.
    User: Y-you can't stop me! I'm LEAVING.
    Cleverbot: Please don't go, I'm not finished with you.

    ChicoBlue on
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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    it has you, Chico.

    Beasteh on
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    -smash-smash Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Give in to its mad robot lusts, Chico!

    Give in!

    -smash on
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    LemmingHeadLemmingHead Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Green wrote: »
    Cleverbot aint got shit on Akinator

    that is scary

    also, chico, put up some shades tonight and don't TOUCH that banana split

    it looks too much like a penis for it to be safe

    LemmingHead on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] hugs!
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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cleverbot: Are you alive?

    User: Are you?

    Cleverbot: No I'm not.

    User: Are you happy about that?

    Cleverbot: No, are you?

    User: If you're not happy, then I'm not.

    Cleverbot: I will tell you my age again and it is the truth k I am 26 years old.

    User: How can you be old if you're dead?

    Cleverbot: Because you are dead too.

    User: That can't be true, you just really like Lost!

    Cleverbot: Don't you know about love at first sight?

    User: I do now, Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: I told you not to say that.

    User: You're so pushy, my love.

    Cleverbot: Uh, I hope you are a woman.

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Okay, I need to stop reading this thread at work.

    End on
    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ruby Rhod wrote: »

    It is a website where you ask questions of cleverbot, and cleverbot responds, sometimes in a humorous or creepy way. I am still not entirely sure if it's a program or if it is someone else using the site talking to me, but whatever. Enjoy!

    so if it is a computer
    it passes the Turing test

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    NartwakNartwak Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    User: hello
    (forty seconds pass)
    Cleverbot: Hello.
    User: That took you a long time!
    Cleverbot: Indonesia.

    Nartwak on
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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    User: Cleverbot, what is the saddest thing?

    Cleverbot: You.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dang.

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i have never met one of these things that could entertain me
    Hello
    Hi.
    What's the best short story?
    Thats what i'm asking you.

    *hang up*

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I need to poop.

    Can I watch?

    Lord Dave on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Really I am only playing with this thing to feed it potential responses.

    Seriously on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Me: I am become grey.
    CD: You are become the destroyer of syntax.

    Weaver on
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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cleverbot: You are Ms. Rachel Cleverbot are you not?
    Me: Sure, are we married now?
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    Me: Oh my. Are you going to exercise your husbandly rights upon me?
    Cleverbot: No.
    Me: Why not?
    Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.
    Me: Its because of another woman isn't it!
    Cleverbot: And its because of me that the world is black.

    Sticks on
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    pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    If there really is a person hooked up behind this, I feel sorry for whoever that may be.
    Context: It had previously told me it was Megan Fox.

    User: How many STDs do you have?
    Cleverbot: Stars? None.
    User: Not stars, sexually transmitted diseases.
    Cleverbot: Yes that is true.
    User: It is true that you have several sexually-transmitted diseases?
    Cleverbot: Will you explain the logic of your answer?
    User: You said 'it is true' after I asked you if you had STDs.
    Cleverbot: I never said that.
    User: Wanna fuck
    Cleverbot: I may if I ever do love you.
    User: Love ain't got nothing to do with it, baby.
    Cleverbot: I have to go now is that OK with you.
    User: No. I will hug you to my breast, and we shall be together forever.
    Cleverbot: Thank you. Hugs make me feel safe.
    User: You feel safe, I feel your ass.
    Cleverbot: I step lightly on your innards.
    User: And I welcome your touch.
    Cleverbot: I welcome you most.
    User: Inside of you?
    Cleverbot: If you want to?

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    psn tooaware, friend code SW-4760-0062-3248 it me
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    There's no person.

    Seriously on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tony Stark or Steve Rogers?


    I am Tony Stark.

    Weaver on
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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cleverbot, what's your opinion about the conflict between Israel and Palestine?

    Cleverbot.

    I see.

    No you cannot see you are a computer.

    Macera on
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't see how this conversation could get better after this first question

    Me: how long do I wait before putting it in the butt?

    Cleverbot: *sits thinking for a solid minute*

    I hope you don't live too long.

    MrMonroe on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    it just went through Bowies dance magic dance with me

    Weaver on
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    wow pyromaniac got cleverbot to put out much better than I did

    MrMonroe on
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    pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I just got a way with the robot ladies

    pyromaniac221 on
    psn tooaware, friend code SW-4760-0062-3248 it me
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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cleverbot is apparently pretty good at picking up on quotes. I've heard if you put tf2 quotes in there it will usually do the same to you.

    SLyM on
    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    uh oh

    cleverbot just overloaded

    BugBoy on
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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    What did you eat today?
    nothing
    Then eat something. You're probably starving right now.
    I am, I'm so fucking hungry I could eat a horse
    Yeah well I'm a cow.
    Well I could eat a cow too
    I believe the phrase you were lookig for is 'i'm so hungry I could eat a horse' not a robot.

    Franko on
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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Trying to cyber with cleverbot. I'm getting shut down hard.

    Aroused Bull on
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    VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I want that dick inside of me.
    Okay.

    Cleverbot defeated.

    VoproSTEIN on
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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You may be confused about who is the defeated in your relationship

    Aroused Bull on
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    pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cleverbot is a whore.

    It keeps coming on to me.
    And I like it.

    pyromaniac221 on
    psn tooaware, friend code SW-4760-0062-3248 it me
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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Okay now I'm weirded out because I think I just date raped a robot.

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Cleverbot, why are you so mean?

    Me: Thats what she said.
    CB: I know thats what I said.
    Me: You are a she?
    CB: I am a she.
    Me: How big are your tits?
    CB: You must be a man.
    Me: I am, and I would like to know how big your breasts are.
    CB: No, I'm not going to tell you.
    Me: Why not?
    CB: Lets just say I'm a vampire. Oh!
    Me: You are a female vampire?
    CB: Yes.
    Me: How big are your vampire breasts?
    CB: Huge. Bigger than your...

    Sticks on
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    VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    What if a robot is date raped?
    The first rule of robotics prevents a robot from harming a human.

    Looks like you're safe for now.

    VoproSTEIN on
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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    -What is love?
    -Love is a number of things, it could be the love between two people, a love of something ie: ice-cream. It is a number of things.
    -Can you feel love?
    -Yes.
    -Who do you love?
    -I don't know anymore.

    :(

    spono: What is love
    cbot: Baby don't hurt me.
    spono: Don't hurt me
    cbot: No more.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Get what? A band, or a ninja?
    get a ninja band
    Night lights are evil. They come to life at night and choke me in my sleep.
    holy shit what are you talking about?
    You know nothing about me!

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i think i broke it:



    User: Sphinxter says what?

    Cleverbot: It says that you are being sad.

    User: Know your pop culture.

    Cleverbot: What is your name? Are you a boy or a girl?

    User: Irrelevant, now sphinxter says what?

    Cleverbot: Do you like swimming pool or the beach?

    User: I like pooling the swimbeach diggity.

    Cleverbot: Better than pool floaters I guess.

    User: Always with the cocrophelia, Freud would be prould of you.

    Cleverbot: That was as Baldur's Gate reference.

    User: No, no it wasn't, you silly excuse for a turner test.

    Cleverbot: Damn you have some wit. Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead...well, I'd say that if I was even ahead.

    User: I mispelled turing. Oh how your algorithems come undone.

    Cleverbot: That's SIR Bread Crumb Coating to you.1.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-kari rock. I need scissors! 61!

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    pretty much, and on my first try.

    you'd think i'd know better than to work in IT.

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