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The First Chapter About The Boy Who Lives Because He Is A Really Strong Super Saiyan

George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like ClockworkRegistered User regular
edited June 2010 in Social Entropy++
Ladies and gentleman, I have stumbled upon what is, in my eyes (and soon yours), the greatest piece of fanfiction, nay, literature, to ever be written.
A story of love, death, super sayin and wolf, a tale of a courageous man who is also a wolf who is also a super sayin written so beautifully that I cried no less than twenty times over the course of reading it.

Some choice excerpts from part one:
Boy, they were right when some hunters came and killed most of the pack, in anger I transformed and killed all but one hunter, he ran but I caught up ripped his fucking throat out in a bloody mess.
The people who found me were a little girl with her father, who were very kind to have helped me, the little girl gave me a name that was Fluffy, which I hated so her father gave me a better name that was Vash, I liked it because who the hell would name a wolf Fluffy?
I had to run in order to live, one of his guys saw me and ran after me until I broke though a window and jumped off a cliff facing the ocean.

This man leaves no animu or franchise untouched, and be you furry, man, woman, or Bionicle, there is something here for you.



I give to you the ark of the motherfucking fanfiction covenant, in six parts, Christian Humber Reloaded

Accompanying comic by one of the truly enlightened is also on the website but also linked in this sentence here.

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Thread title is Faynor's doing.

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    NOOO! WHOEVER DID THIS WILL PAY DEARLY, BECAUSE I LOVED THEM?

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    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    this isn't official Dragon Ball canon

    disappointed

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    scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    "fascinating! when a wolf loses all it's blood, it can no longer be alive!"

    I only read part of the comic, but that is by far the best quote I did read

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    DARKNESS NEVER DIES…NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU KILL IT is the best chapter name of anything, ever

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    Matt_SMatt_S Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fuck punk rockers.

    And their ska wife beaters.

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I have no name

    but I go by Vash

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    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    this has got to be fake

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That is literally the first thing I thought of, Pipe.

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    Matt_SMatt_S Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Science!

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That is literally the first thing I thought of, Pipe.


    (12:10:49 AM) Crawford: JAck
    (12:11:56 AM) Crawford: Jack
    (12:11:56 AM) Crawford: Jack
    (12:11:56 AM) Crawford: Jack
    (12:11:56 AM) Crawford: Fagnor
    (12:11:56 AM) Crawford: Faynor
    (12:11:56 AM) Crawford: Jack
    (12:11:56 AM) Crawford: Jacknor
    (12:11:56 AM) Crawford: Fack
    (12:11:56 AM) Crawford: Jack
    (12:11:56 AM) Crawford: Jack
    (12:11:57 AM) Crawford: I have found something possibly better than Diamond of Abarious

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    blaze_zeroblaze_zero Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    No... no. This is the internet after all.


    These people do exist.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    did he really type all that out in one second


    this is so bad it must be intentional, like Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    did he really type all that out in one second


    this is so bad it must be intentional, like Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff

    I was that fucking excited.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You had to hit the enter key alone 10 times in one second, I don't think I could hit enter 10 times in one second.
    Or at least it would be very hard.

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    blaze_zeroblaze_zero Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Dude, when you are that excited, everything goes all slo-mo and the world just stops.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Remember back in the day when kids who acted dumb were just dumb and that was the end of it? And nowadays, instead, they've got Asperger's or their mom drank lead paint or they didn't listen to Mozart in the womb or something like that? What happened to those simpler times? Do you think they'll ever return?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Anjin deserves a damn oscar for his performance as Imp Midna

    #pipe on
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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm pretty sure that the fastest guy in the world could press a button 16 times in a second during his heyday as an oldschool videogame junkie. Don't ask me why I know that.

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    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    oh man who was it who found the star fox tickle fetish fanfiction

    set a new erotic slashfic record for containing the least amount of sex

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    When I get back to the states, I kind of want to steal that idea and create something like '5-shot Fan Fiction' readings

    Where we get a big group of people together, do 5 shots (to start), and do dramatic readings of the latest awfulsome fanfic

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    GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    GSM on
    We'll get back there someday.
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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I used my will power to fight against it and I succeeded after that I fled which was actually harder than the hardest mineral I’ve punched though.

    from now on im comparing my struggles to the violent acts i have committed against minerals

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    TiBTiB Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I kinda want a domo- kun sweater

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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh man, half hero? That's be best half!

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i like how the bone saw is labeled but he splits it up enough so you can read it so it must look something like BONE___________SAW

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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    BOOOOOOONESAW IS READY

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    DocshiftyDocshifty Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Alright, I have to stop with the shikon jewel, this is too much in one night. Must recuperate.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    Sweet Beartato shirt.

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Holy shit Pipe I did not know that you guys had done a reading.
    This is fucking glorious.

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    Friend code for Pokemon fiends everywhere: Arch 0447-6824-1112
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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    B.C. wrote: »
    Holy shit Pipe I did not know that you guys had done a reading.
    This is fucking glorious.

    sweet lord that is wonderful

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