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  • CountBlackulaCountBlackula MarylandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Who do you guys think would win in a fight between Sandman (Morpheus) and Dr. Manhattan?

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  • WassermeloneWassermelone Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The recipe (it was based off something but it barely resembles it)
    6 cloves of garlic sauteing in a pot (12 quart) with olive oil

    chop up and throw in:
    Half an onion
    A zucchini
    Three biggish carrots
    Two peppers (I used red and orange)

    Saute saute saute saute

    Then throw in:

    a beer

    6oz can tomato paste
    28oz can diced tomato (undrained)
    8oz can tomato sauce

    drained:
    can cannelini beans
    can kidney beans
    can black beans
    can pinto beans
    can corn

    undrained
    can beets

    1tb spoon Cumin
    1tb spoon paprika
    1tb spoon mustard powder
    3tb spoon cayenne powder

    1tea spoon oregano

    chop the top off a habenero and discard it (or jalepeno you wusses)
    throw the rest in. Take it out when you reach the desired temp.

    Add salt to your preference and let cook for about 30-45 minutes!

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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Has anyone ever seen the movie Close Encounters of the First Kind?

    Is that an actual movie or are you talking about Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

    It's a good film, but not the kind I watch over and over again.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Morpheus gets all the bitches, Manhattan gets none. Battle won by Morpheus. They both have their moments of mortality though.

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  • CountBlackulaCountBlackula MarylandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Morpheus gets all the bitches, Manhattan gets none. Battle won by Morpheus. They both have their moments of mortality though.

    True that. Morpheus gets the bitches, then goes emo for hundreds of years when they reject him.

    That's the thing, though, I think Manhattan was much more removed from humanity than Morpheus was by the end of Watchmen. I could be wrong, though.

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  • GrennGrenn Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    NibCrom wrote: »
    Has anyone ever seen the movie Close Encounters of the First Kind?

    Is that an actual movie or are you talking about Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

    It's a good film, but not the kind I watch over and over again.

    "This MEANS something!"

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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This is important.

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  • m3nacem3nace Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Morpheus gets all the bitches, Manhattan gets none. Battle won by Morpheus. They both have their moments of mortality though.

    True that. Morpheus gets the bitches, then goes emo for hundreds of years when they reject him.

    That's the thing, though, I think Manhattan was much more removed from humanity than Morpheus was by the end of Watchmen. I could be wrong, though.

    Are you talking about the movie? If so then I call shenanigans for an unfair fight.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Manhattan had the same powers in the movie as he did in the graphic novel though? I mean, he has that little weakness which really can't 'kill' him persay, but Morpheus also has weaknesses.

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  • m3nacem3nace Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah but in the comic he wasn't 'separated' from humanity as in becoming a scapegoat.
    and he has a slightly smaller penis in the movies pfffff

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'd still say he was seperated from humanity in the comics. I mean, hells, that is one of the major themes. Also their humanity isn't really relevant to who would win. But Morpheus is def more ~human~

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  • CountBlackulaCountBlackula MarylandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    m3nace wrote: »
    Yeah but in the comic he wasn't 'separated' from humanity as in becoming a scapegoat.
    and he has a slightly smaller penis in the movies pfffff

    Didn't he voluntarily seperate himself? I mean, he was totally aware that he was being made a scapegoat, but he didn't fight. I don't really think he cared.

    Also, I think Morpheus' only weaknesses are that he is incredibly emotional and proud. It's kind of a coincidence, but
    he also voluntarily killed his son and allowed the Kindly Ones to hunt him down.

    these characters are way more similar than I imagined. Hm. Either way, I give it to Morpheus.

    Also, I want some chili.

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  • m3nacem3nace Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah he was definitely seperated from humanity. I'd say doc manhattan would win, but only if he felt like there was a purpose to it.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Doc Manhattan wouldn't stand the slightest chance against Morpheus in a fight. All he does is manipulate matter. Morpheus's powers distort and alter reality itself, and they're impossibly more vast and metaphysical in any case

    Morpheus had weaknesses, sure, but none of them were physical ones.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    yeah, I think Dream has got it. I mean, hes more than just a god figure, he is above/before that.

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  • m3nacem3nace Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    guess you're right

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Neeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrdssssssssssss!

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    ha ha ha, nah, I'm just kidding. You guys area alright.

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Man, if today was the international day for feeling shit I would be it's mascot.

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    What's up?

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    I think he just told you, Flay, he got a new job. Some sort of mascot, I understand.

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    But today is International Candy Coated Puppy Dog and Give Flay Five Dollars Day. I think Mustang is just making up days.

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I was just taking a stab in the dark. One of these days my crappy life and an international day about something will align and I can fulfill my lifelong dream of being a mascot for something.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    I opened this tab and then went away for a while and when I came out I couldn't work out what thread I had opened. And i got scared.

    I had to deduce where I was from the posters.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Holy Cats, my friend died last night. :(

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh no!

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh dang, that's awful.

    My condolences.

    Was there an accident?

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah, hit by a truck while riding his bike.

    Between all the break-ups and other misery befalling the people around me, I feel like my cartoon success so far has come by the powers of a cursed monkey's paw!

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Thats really terrible mars, I'm sorry for your loss.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah, thanks Iruka. I don't wanna hijack the thread, so back to our regularly scheduled nerd-rage.

    How 'bout those Last Airbenders, eh?

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  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Wow that sucks Mars, I think your day just got worse than mine, so you're the new mascot.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Jeez sorry Mars. Losing a friend is the worst.

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This is terrible news... :(

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  • r-jasperr-jasper Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    speaking of terrible news i got punched by a homeless man last night. :(

    ...i know it doesn't really compare at all...

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  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sorry to hear that Mars, my condolences :(

    Oh man those last airbenders *shakes fist*

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    r-jasper wrote: »
    speaking of terrible news i got punched by a homeless man last night. :(

    ...i know it doesn't really compare at all...

    What happened?

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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Did you give him a nickel and say "you're welcome"?

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  • Agent ColemanAgent Coleman Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sorry to hear Mars.

    Man, my roommate opens and closes the door to this place every 30 seconds it seems. Make up your damn mind!

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Holy fuck, that's horrible Mars. D:

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  • Agent ColemanAgent Coleman Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I was going to post a rant about work and life and such, but it's too hot for that, so instead I'll just post this.

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