Comic for 01/22/07

TankHammer

Penguin Incarnate wrote:

I just noticed his wife in the comic.

Ohmygod.
She blended in like a chameleon.
Gabe the tiny is a half-lizard, half-man!

Abdul the Terrible

Guys I'm having this thing in my butt

Silmaril

Abdul the Terrible wrote:

Guys I'm having this thing in my butt

A party?

A wedding shower?


Am I invited?

Abdul the Terrible

Silmaril wrote:

Abdul the Terrible wrote:

Guys I'm having this thing in my butt

A party?

A wedding shower?


Am I invited?

Silmaril you're always invited in my butt

party or no

Defender

How the hell did you not notice his wife?

Munkus Beaver

Defender wrote:

How the hell did you not notice his wife?

Didn't notice that it was her, not that there wasn't a person there. Jeeze.

Whippy

blindness related to diabetic complications

TankHammer

Defender wrote:

How the hell did you not notice his wife?

I was distracted by the fruit and the light bloom.

Squashua

I was distracted by her hot cartoon ass. What comic?

PikaPuff

Wow. never noticed the wife.

fightinfilipino

you know, i just realized i automatically scan internet pics for ass and tits as a regular part of internetting.

Quadrophenia

This has probably already been pointed out, but Gabe's tattoo moves in the third pannel. Either that or his farmer's tan moves.

Defender

Quadrophenia wrote:

This has probably already been pointed out, but Gabe's tattoo moves in the third pannel. Either that or his farmer's tan moves.

Also been pointed out that it's unclear how he got a farmer's tan, given that he wears all long-sleeved shirts.

TankHammer

Defender wrote:

Quadrophenia wrote:

This has probably already been pointed out, but Gabe's tattoo moves in the third pannel. Either that or his farmer's tan moves.

Also been pointed out that it's unclear how he got a farmer's tan, given that he wears all long-sleeved shirts.

Secretly living a double life. Maybe he wears short sleeves sometimes when he square-dances?

Cam

Kantankeris wrote:

Defender wrote:

Quadrophenia wrote:

This has probably already been pointed out, but Gabe's tattoo moves in the third pannel. Either that or his farmer's tan moves.

Also been pointed out that it's unclear how he got a farmer's tan, given that he wears all long-sleeved shirts.

Secretly living a double life. Maybe he wears short sleeves sometimes when he square-dances?

Or, you know, when he's on vacation in Hawaii.

TankHammer

Cam wrote:

Kantankeris wrote:

Defender wrote:

Quadrophenia wrote:

This has probably already been pointed out, but Gabe's tattoo moves in the third pannel. Either that or his farmer's tan moves.

Also been pointed out that it's unclear how he got a farmer's tan, given that he wears all long-sleeved shirts.

Secretly living a double life. Maybe he wears short sleeves sometimes when he square-dances?

Or, you know, when he's on vacation in Hawaii.

Shut up, when has that ever happened?

Cam

Kantankeris wrote:

Cam wrote:

Kantankeris wrote:

Defender wrote:

Quadrophenia wrote:

This has probably already been pointed out, but Gabe's tattoo moves in the third pannel. Either that or his farmer's tan moves.

Also been pointed out that it's unclear how he got a farmer's tan, given that he wears all long-sleeved shirts.

Secretly living a double life. Maybe he wears short sleeves sometimes when he square-dances?

Or, you know, when he's on vacation in Hawaii.

Shut up, when has that ever happened?

I was speaking hypothetically of course.

Druhim

I think photographs of him actually in Hawaii would be even funnier than the comic. All pale and ghostly alternating with livid and sunburned melding into one very out of place geek.

SlipperyJim.IM

mully wrote:

holy crap i didn't notice her before, either o_O
also noticing that the lemon looks like pacman
lolol, notations!

that's a pretty nasty looking lemon, it's all orange and stuff.

Cam

SlipperyJim.IM wrote:

mully wrote:

holy crap i didn't notice her before, either o_O
also noticing that the lemon looks like pacman
lolol, notations!

that's a pretty nasty looking lemon, it's all orange and stuff.

well I sure as hell don't know what other fruit it could be

Menace

Cam wrote:

SlipperyJim.IM wrote:

mully wrote:

holy crap i didn't notice her before, either o_O
also noticing that the lemon looks like pacman
lolol, notations!

that's a pretty nasty looking lemon, it's all orange and stuff.

well I sure as hell don't know what other fruit it could be

why would you have an orange slice on your drink?

SlipperyJim.IM

Menace wrote:

Cam wrote:

SlipperyJim.IM wrote:

mully wrote:

holy crap i didn't notice her before, either o_O
also noticing that the lemon looks like pacman
lolol, notations!

that's a pretty nasty looking lemon, it's all orange and stuff.

well I sure as hell don't know what other fruit it could be

why would you have an orange slice on your drink?

exactly

Cam

So do you mean to tell me that this motherfucker has found a secret trove of orange lemons?


That would be pretty fucking useless actually

Menace

Cam wrote:

So do you mean to tell me that this motherfucker has found a secret trove of orange lemons?


That would be pretty fucking useless actually

what? it would be rad

you could be all "here dude, have this orange" and then he'd bite it

and then you'd be all "bitch it's a lemon!"

SlipperyJim.IM

Cam wrote:

So do you mean to tell me that this motherfucker has found a secret trove of orange lemons?


That would be pretty fucking useless actually

I agree. That's why I find it confusing that he would have an orange-colored citrus fruit slice on his drink. If it is an orange, then the bartender is a dumbfuck, and if it's a lemon, then, well, there are problems.

naporeon

SlipperyJim.IM wrote:

Cam wrote:

So do you mean to tell me that this motherfucker has found a secret trove of orange lemons?


That would be pretty fucking useless actually

I agree. That's why I find it confusing that he would have an orange-colored citrus fruit slice on his drink. If it is an orange, then the bartender is a dumbfuck, and if it's a lemon, then, well, there are problems.

Uhmmmm...Tom Collins?

naporeon

naporeon wrote:

SlipperyJim.IM wrote:

Cam wrote:

So do you mean to tell me that this motherfucker has found a secret trove of orange lemons?


That would be pretty fucking useless actually

I agree. That's why I find it confusing that he would have an orange-colored citrus fruit slice on his drink. If it is an orange, then the bartender is a dumbfuck, and if it's a lemon, then, well, there are problems.

Uhmmmm...Tom Collins?

And now that I think of it, how about an Old Fashioned? Or a fucking Manhattan?

Troglodyte.

SlipperyJim.IM

I don't drink things with orange in them. What happened to gin and tonics and such?

naporeon

SlipperyJim.IM wrote:

I don't drink things with orange in them. What happened to gin and tonics and such?

Sapphire and Tonic is my second favorite drink, behind a neat double Maker's (or Bulleit).

As for other drinks with orange in the them, well...grapefuits are kind of orange-ish, and greyhounds/salty dogs are fucking tasty.

Pb

You dickheads going on about the farmer's tan should take a look at Gabe's shirt at the start of this arc.

jwalk

Mai-Tais are pretty rad with a slice of orange, and/or in addion to the traditional pineapple and marichino cherry. I mean, I know I'll drink a fruity drink when I'm laying on a sandy tropical beach. Not many, other times though...

Raneados

Pb wrote:

You dickheads going on about the farmer's tan should take a look at Gabe's shirt at the start of this arc.

in that one strip


once

Pb

Raneados wrote:

Pb wrote:

You dickheads going on about the farmer's tan should take a look at Gabe's shirt at the start of this arc.

in that one strip


once

Yeah, and that's what he wore when he went to Hawaii. WHERE HE GOT THE TAN.

Raneados

Pb wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Pb wrote:

You dickheads going on about the farmer's tan should take a look at Gabe's shirt at the start of this arc.

in that one strip


once

Yeah, and that's what he wore when he went to Hawaii. WHERE HE GOT THE TAN.

farmers tans don't just APPEAR

they are crafted and molded over years

geez get a tan and learn you something

Pb

Raneados wrote:

Pb wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Pb wrote:

You dickheads going on about the farmer's tan should take a look at Gabe's shirt at the start of this arc.

in that one strip


once

Yeah, and that's what he wore when he went to Hawaii. WHERE HE GOT THE TAN.

farmers tans don't just APPEAR

they are crafted and molded over years

geez get a tan and learn you something

I can spend like 3 days on a bike and get one. Geez, what are you, Irish or something?

Why don't you go kill some snakes, you god-damn mick.

Raneados

Pb wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Pb wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Pb wrote:

You dickheads going on about the farmer's tan should take a look at Gabe's shirt at the start of this arc.

in that one strip


once

Yeah, and that's what he wore when he went to Hawaii. WHERE HE GOT THE TAN.

farmers tans don't just APPEAR

they are crafted and molded over years

geez get a tan and learn you something

I can spend like 3 days on a bike and get one. Geez, what are you, Irish or something?

Why don't you go kill some snakes, you god-damn mick.

yes

also no snakes in ireland

also I'm not in ireland

also hi

Pb

Raneados wrote:

Pb wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Pb wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Pb wrote:

You dickheads going on about the farmer's tan should take a look at Gabe's shirt at the start of this arc.

in that one strip


once

Yeah, and that's what he wore when he went to Hawaii. WHERE HE GOT THE TAN.

farmers tans don't just APPEAR

they are crafted and molded over years

geez get a tan and learn you something

I can spend like 3 days on a bike and get one. Geez, what are you, Irish or something?

Why don't you go kill some snakes, you god-damn mick.

yes

also no snakes in ireland

Duh, St. Patrick! Jesus, you are hard to work with.

Raneados

Pb wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Pb wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Pb wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Pb wrote:

You dickheads going on about the farmer's tan should take a look at Gabe's shirt at the start of this arc.

in that one strip


once

Yeah, and that's what he wore when he went to Hawaii. WHERE HE GOT THE TAN.

farmers tans don't just APPEAR

they are crafted and molded over years

geez get a tan and learn you something

I can spend like 3 days on a bike and get one. Geez, what are you, Irish or something?

Why don't you go kill some snakes, you god-damn mick.

yes

also no snakes in ireland

Duh, St. Patrick! Jesus, you are hard to work with.

I thought he drove all the snakes out

PB are you high or something?

Oden

I got a farmers tan on Christmas day

Lord Dave

Oden wrote:

I got a farmers tan on Christmas day

the modern classic by Bing Crosby