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ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA mod
edited July 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
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In this movie...
I don't know if they do it or not.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    grr, I'm annoyed.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Something tells me the effects are sub-par.

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    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    How many would sell their soul to be hung like a stallion?

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I can get behind a centaur. I could get on top of one, too, but I have a feeling under would be the best place.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Based on the year of the film I really doubt they even show that much nudity.

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    Protein ShakesProtein Shakes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    I can get behind a centaur.

    A fan of bestiality, I see.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    actually thought about it and I think you can't get german police uniforms

    I remember when I was in Berlin and there was someone filming something or other and there were tons of people dressed in riot gear with POLIZEI emblazoned everywhere but they had blue where the bundespolizei has green

    which reminds me

    I've heard a myth about movies never showing actors in uniform with the correct set of medals and chest-doodads because that would be impersonating a member of the armed forces

    true or false?

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Based on the year of the film I really doubt they even show that much nudity.

    But they might show them smoking cigarettes together!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Based on the year of the film I really doubt they even show that much nudity.

    But they might show them smoking cigarettes together!

    Scandalous!

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    I can get behind a centaur.

    A fan of bestiality, I see.

    given that her innuendo was more explicit in the parts you cut, you have managed to create negative humor with your post

    bravo

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    I can get behind a centaur. I could get on top of one, too, but I have a feeling under would be the best place.

    The only thing under a centaur are cloven hooves and a gigantic horsecock.

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    I can get behind a centaur. I could get on top of one, too, but I have a feeling under would be the best place.

    The only thing under a centaur are cloven hooves and a gigantic horsecock.

    jesus j

    you're terrible

    absolutely

    fuckin'

    terrible

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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    I can get behind a centaur. I could get on top of one, too, but I have a feeling under would be the best place.

    The only thing under a centaur are cloven hooves and a gigantic horsecock and usually my mother between the hours of 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. with viewings as cheap as $2.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    I can get behind a centaur. I could get on top of one, too, but I have a feeling under would be the best place.

    The only thing under a centaur are cloven hooves and a gigantic horsecock.

    I'm beginning to see why the lady left you _J_

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yes, yes, J, that was the point.

    I have never seen so much failing to get a joke in my entire life.

    Picard facepalm moment.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    senjutsu

    for some reason i am craving baked beans

    i'm not sure why i'm sharing this with you

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    Protein ShakesProtein Shakes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    I can get behind a centaur.

    A fan of bestiality, I see.

    given that her innuendo was more explicit in the parts you cut, you have managed to create negative humor with your post

    bravo

    I only read the first sentences of every post.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    HTML5 Youtube is much nicer than Flash Youtube.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ + fail = _J_ail

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    I can get behind a centaur. I could get on top of one, too, but I have a feeling under would be the best place.

    The only thing under a centaur are cloven hooves and a gigantic horsecock.

    I'm beginning to see why the lady left you _J_

    Thanks for that.

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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    I can get behind a centaur. I could get on top of one, too, but I have a feeling under would be the best place.

    The only thing under a centaur are cloven hooves and a gigantic horsecock.

    I'm beginning to see why the lady left you _J_

    Yeah, if he thinks that is "gigantic" I mean...

    Well sure I guess you could say its "large."

    Or wait they don't use that any more

    I guess its "Venti"
    with cream

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    by the way, this movie's stats were:

    Total deaths: 5
    Total animal deaths: 4
    Goats who meet untimely ends: 2
    Possessed animals: 2
    Animals Nick transforms into: 2
    Times the heat is mentioned: 5
    Times people point out at that Nick doesn’t sweat: 4
    Drinks consumed: 3
    Kids traumatized for life by sight of dead body: 2
    People traumatized for life by this film: who knows?
    Years that passed after completion of film before it was released: 4
    Years that will seem to pass while watching this film: Too many

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    I can get behind a centaur.

    A fan of bestiality, I see.

    given that her innuendo was more explicit in the parts you cut, you have managed to create negative humor with your post

    bravo

    I only read the first sentences of every post.

    that's good to know. i fucking hate you, you piece of goddamned refuse.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Actually, would it be a horsecock or a centaur cock? Cause...it'd be the horse part...

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Also Opera 10.6 has a new skin that I might not immediately replace with an "Opera 9 Classic" skin.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    I can get behind a centaur. I could get on top of one, too, but I have a feeling under would be the best place.

    The only thing under a centaur are cloven hooves and a gigantic horsecock.

    I'm beginning to see why the lady left you _J_

    Yeah, if he thinks that is "gigantic" I mean...

    Well sure I guess you could say its "large."

    Or wait they don't use that any more

    I guess its "Venti"
    with cream
    I would like a tall drink of water

    :winky:

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Greeper wrote: »
    by the way, this movie's stats were:

    Total deaths: 5
    Total animal deaths: 4
    Goats who meet untimely ends: 2
    Possessed animals: 2
    Animals Nick transforms into: 2
    Times the heat is mentioned: 5
    Times people point out at that Nick doesn’t sweat: 4
    Drinks consumed: 3
    Kids traumatized for life by sight of dead body: 2
    People traumatized for life by this film: who knows?
    Years that passed after completion of film before it was released: 4
    Years that will seem to pass while watching this film: Too many

    Are you talking about Avatar?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    I can get behind a centaur. I could get on top of one, too, but I have a feeling under would be the best place.

    The only thing under a centaur are cloven hooves and a gigantic horsecock.

    I'm beginning to see why the lady left you _J_

    Thanks for that.

    I'm a giver.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    also, jesus christ I just saw this:

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    this is the emblem of the norwegian police; the national coat of arms with the background and those two axes and stick things

    those look familiar?

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    what the fuck is the fasces doing there

    I'm inclined to believe someone thought it'd be funnier when radicals called them fascists if they actually had a fascist emblem

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    by the way, this movie's stats were:

    Total deaths: 5
    Total animal deaths: 4
    Goats who meet untimely ends: 2
    Possessed animals: 2
    Animals Nick transforms into: 2
    Times the heat is mentioned: 5
    Times people point out at that Nick doesn’t sweat: 4
    Drinks consumed: 3
    Kids traumatized for life by sight of dead body: 2
    People traumatized for life by this film: who knows?
    Years that passed after completion of film before it was released: 4
    Years that will seem to pass while watching this film: Too many

    Are you talking about Avatar?

    No, THIS movie, the one in the OP

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Actually, would it be a horsecock or a centaur cock? Cause...it'd be the horse part...

    jesus

    it is a cock

    from a fantastical creature

    that I was joking about manipulating for pleasure

    STOP NOW

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Jeez Ariva way to be a size queen.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2010
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    his lechery algorithms have malfunctioned again

    why oh why did we give him lechery algorithms

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Actually, would it be a horsecock or a centaur cock? Cause...it'd be the horse part...

    jesus

    it is a cock

    from a fantastical creature

    that I was joking about manipulating for pleasure

    STOP NOW
    he can't stop

    you set him off

    it's all your fault

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ never stops.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Actually, would it be a horsecock or a centaur cock? Cause...it'd be the horse part...

    jesus

    it is a cock

    from a fantastical creature

    that I was joking about manipulating for pleasure

    STOP NOW

    Look, you may not care all that much about mythical cocks. Maybe to you it's just another cock, the same as any other cock. But some people care about classifying mythical cocks correctly.

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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    STOP NOW

    That's what she said!

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jeez Ariva way to be a size queen.

    ?

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