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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Evening all.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Greeper, if you want I can PM you the link for my novella. It's not done yet, but people have liked it.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    why oh why did we give him lechery algorithms

    In hindsight that was pretty fucking stupid.

    I don't even know what would have been good about it in foresight.

    _J_ on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    if you get lucky, that centaur would have two cocks

    EDIT: Also I get that the fasces were used for things before mussolini came along but not for our police

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Greeper, if you want I can PM you the link for my novella. It's not done yet, but people have liked it.

    I want that.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Elki wrote: »

    There is a place my train goes past that has a skip full of broken pallets.

    I may see about nicking a few to take apart and use to terrace my garden.

    japan on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    he can't stop 'til he gets enough

    keep on

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jeez Ariva way to be a size queen.

    ?

    Your love of horse cock, don't you know what a size queen is?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    for the agápe of the greek gods can we stop talking about centaur cock

    Senjutsu on
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jeez Ariva way to be a size queen.

    ?

    Your love of horse cock, don't you know what a size queen is?

    Oh.

    Big cocks, small cocks, it doesn't really matter.

    Just have to have a hole for each size - don't want to put a tiny peg in a big hole, after all.

    Arivia on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm a fan of Mystery Science Elki 3000.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    for the agápe of the greek gods can we stop talking about centaur cock

    Senj you go to chat with the chat you have you, not the chat you want.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jeez Ariva way to be a size queen.

    ?

    Your love of horse cock, don't you know what a size queen is?

    Oh.

    Big cocks, small cocks, it doesn't really matter.

    Just have to have a hole for each size - don't want to put a tiny peg in a big hole, after all.

    oh, praise the lord, alleluia

    there is hope

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    for the agápe of the greek gods can we stop talking about centaur cock

    agape is not in my os x dictionary

    therefore it must not be a real word

    please restate this sentence in a Steve Jobs-approved manner.

    Arivia on
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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jeez Ariva way to be a size queen.

    ?

    Your love of horse cock, don't you know what a size queen is?

    Oh.

    Big cocks, small cocks, it doesn't really matter.

    Just have to have a hole for each size - don't want to put a tiny peg in a big hole, after all.

    oh, praise the lord, alleluia

    there is hope

    Ears: not just for listening!

    PotatoNinja on
    Two goats enter, one car leaves
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jeez Ariva way to be a size queen.

    ?

    Your love of horse cock, don't you know what a size queen is?

    Oh.

    Big cocks, small cocks, it doesn't really matter.

    Just have to have a hole for each size - don't want to put a tiny peg in a big hole, after all.

    ...

    wait a minute.

    _J_ on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jeez Ariva way to be a size queen.

    ?

    Your love of horse cock, don't you know what a size queen is?

    Oh.

    Big cocks, small cocks, it doesn't really matter.

    Just have to have a hole for each size - don't want to put a tiny peg in a big hole, after all.

    oh, praise the lord, alleluia

    there is hope

    micropores

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Deary me [Chat] you do make a lurker blush sometimes

    Gumpy on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jeez Ariva way to be a size queen.

    ?
    a size queen is a girl who can't get enough a dat big dix

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »

    Oh.

    Big cocks, small cocks, it doesn't really matter.

    Just have to have a hole for each size - don't want to put a tiny peg in a big hole, after all.

    It is often overlooked that some women just have huge ginas. Always blamed on the dudes girth, but if men can have huge huge sticks, then can we not also assume that a woman could have a gigantic floppy mucous hole?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    agápe

    Isn't this like some kind of Mexican dish? Like a tortilla with beans and fried and then wrapped up or something? I swear I had one before.

    PotatoNinja on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    for the agápe of the greek gods can we stop talking about centaur cock

    agape is not in my os x dictionary

    therefore it must not be a real word

    please restate this sentence in a Steve Jobs-approved manner.

    Not talking about centaur cock is a truly innovative, magical experience.

    Senjutsu on
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jeez Ariva way to be a size queen.

    ?

    Your love of horse cock, don't you know what a size queen is?

    Oh.

    Big cocks, small cocks, it doesn't really matter.

    Just have to have a hole for each size - don't want to put a tiny peg in a big hole, after all.

    ...

    wait a minute.

    J, I have a perfect valley for you to express yourself in: the webbing between two of my fingers.

    Arivia on
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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I hate holes.

    Gumpy, did I win that giant robot phalla?

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Deary me [Chat] you do make a lurker blush sometimes
    hello gumpy how are you

    would you like to chat about things

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    gumpy, how's seducing squall going

    Arivia on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Deary me [Chat] you do make a lurker blush sometimes

    I know how you can fix that!

    stop lurking!

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    michael how are you my friend

    Organichu on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jeez Ariva way to be a size queen.

    ?

    Your love of horse cock, don't you know what a size queen is?

    Oh.

    Big cocks, small cocks, it doesn't really matter.

    Just have to have a hole for each size - don't want to put a tiny peg in a big hole, after all.

    ...

    wait a minute.

    J, I have a perfect valley for you to express yourself in: the webbing between two of my fingers.

    Change that to the webbind between two of your toes and i'm in.

    _J_ on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Deary me [Chat] you do make a lurker blush sometimes

    I know how you can fix that!

    stop lurking!

    That's what the cops told me once, but you know F that.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    michael how are you my friend
    i am alright my fellow friend

    i am about to head out though so PEACE

    MikeMan on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »

    Change that to the webbind between two of your toes and i'm in.

    CCCCCRREEEEPPPPPPYYYYY BRRRRREEAAAAAKKKKKKEERRRRR!

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jeez Ariva way to be a size queen.

    ?

    Your love of horse cock, don't you know what a size queen is?

    Oh.

    Big cocks, small cocks, it doesn't really matter.

    Just have to have a hole for each size - don't want to put a tiny peg in a big hole, after all.

    ...

    wait a minute.

    J, I have a perfect valley for you to express yourself in: the webbing between two of my fingers.

    Change that to the webbind between two of your toes and i'm in.

    that small, eh? deal.

    I'll warn you, I might scream if you break my Chinese foot bindings open.

    Arivia on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    take care Mikhael

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Norsk_Nasjonalisme_Vikingdyrking_1905.jpg

    Subtlety: Brutally murdered by nationalism, 1814

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »

    Change that to the webbind between two of your toes and i'm in.

    CCCCCRREEEEPPPPPPYYYYY BRRRRREEAAAAAKKKKKKEERRRRR!

    oh god he's a foot person

    Senjutsu on
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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So Roger Ebert is a pretty cool dude.

    He just admitted he was talking out of his ass about video games and retracted what he said about them not being art.

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    There was a steam sig here. It's gone now.
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Guys if, and this is just incase it happens randomly or something there's nothing wrong, I die and somehow you find out about it, please make as many horrific jokes as possible about it. If you have the bother go on a WoW raid and attack a home base of the opposing faction or clan up in an FPS and teamkill the shit out of everyone. Just do something really stupid and funny, because no matter what's after death if I am in any way able to see what's still going on I would be pissed thinking that people are in any way stewing in depression about this happening. You guys can be my, in deat, version of the chosen one, bringing balance to the force.

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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    he's a person?

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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    michael how are you my friend
    i am alright my fellow friend

    i am about to head out though so PEACE

    5evM

    PEACE

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