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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jeez Ariva way to be a size queen.

    ?

    Your love of horse cock, don't you know what a size queen is?

    Oh.

    Big cocks, small cocks, it doesn't really matter.

    Just have to have a hole for each size - don't want to put a tiny peg in a big hole, after all.

    ...

    wait a minute.

    J, I have a perfect valley for you to express yourself in: the webbing between two of my fingers.

    Change that to the webbind between two of your toes and i'm in.

    that small, eh? deal.

    I'll warn you, I might scream if you break my Chinese foot bindings open.

    I would never do anything to damage foot bindings.
    So, ok, there is a hole for each size. Which means that if a guy has a small dick he goes in small hole and the guy with a big dick goes in the large hole.

    Ok, so, which hole is the small one?

    _J_ on
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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh god I am the centre of attention oh god what do I do

    Greeps: I can't even remember who was what last Super Robot Phalla, I think good won it in the end by a photo finish. Should run another one before the summer is out, Japan needs to release more new robots~

    Mike: I would love to chat about some things

    Rivs: I don't know, its kinda an intimidating process

    Senj: But I love lurking so damn much you wouldn't believe

    Gumpy on
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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Answering everyone at once

    I am some sort of chatting pro

    Someone throw me a medal

    Gumpy on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    So Roger Ebert is a pretty cool dude.

    He just admitted he was talking out of his ass about video games and retracted what he said about them not being art.

    Now if only all the geeks who gave him shit would just shut up about it.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Jeez Ariva way to be a size queen.

    ?

    Your love of horse cock, don't you know what a size queen is?

    Oh.

    Big cocks, small cocks, it doesn't really matter.

    Just have to have a hole for each size - don't want to put a tiny peg in a big hole, after all.

    ...

    wait a minute.

    J, I have a perfect valley for you to express yourself in: the webbing between two of my fingers.

    Change that to the webbind between two of your toes and i'm in.

    that small, eh? deal.

    I'll warn you, I might scream if you break my Chinese foot bindings open.

    I would never do anything to damage foot bindings.
    So, ok, there is a hole for each size. Which means that if a guy has a small dick he goes in small hole and the guy with a big dick goes in the large hole.

    Ok, so, which hole is the small one?

    The asian one.

    Johannen on
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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited July 2010
    sigh

    sigh sigh sigh

    Elki on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Answering everyone at once

    I am some sort of chatting pro

    Someone throw me a medal

    You can't outpost the champ, rookie.

    Organichu will fuck you up.

    Silas Brown on
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    J, you're the worst.

    Arivia on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »

    I would never do anything to damage foot bindings.
    So, ok, there is a hole for each size. Which means that if a guy has a small dick he goes in small hole and the guy with a big dick goes in the large hole.

    Ok, so, which hole is the small one?

    stop it

    Nerdgasmic on
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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    sigh

    sigh sigh sigh

    Oh Elki

    you so coy

    PotatoNinja on
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    AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gonna run, [chat] in a bit.

    Arivia on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Johannen wrote: »
    Guys if, and this is just incase it happens randomly or something there's nothing wrong, I die and somehow you find out about it, please make as many horrific jokes as possible about it. If you have the bother go on a WoW raid and attack a home base of the opposing faction or clan up in an FPS and teamkill the shit out of everyone. Just do something really stupid and funny, because no matter what's after death if I am in any way able to see what's still going on I would be pissed thinking that people are in any way stewing in depression about this happening. You guys can be my, in deat, version of the chosen one, bringing balance to the force.

    he's a really pale rider now m i rite

    Senjutsu on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »

    Change that to the webbind between two of your toes and i'm in.

    CCCCCRREEEEPPPPPPYYYYY BRRRRREEAAAAAKKKKKKEERRRRR!

    oh god he's a foot person

    Yeah that puts him to a whole new level of creepy.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    So Roger Ebert is a pretty cool dude.

    He just admitted he was talking out of his ass about video games and retracted what he said about them not being art.

    Now if only all the geeks who gave him shit would just shut up about it.

    hee

    we never let anything go

    Captain Carrot on
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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Answering everyone at once

    I am some sort of chatting pro

    Someone throw me a medal

    You can't outpost the champ, rookie.

    Organichu will fuck you up.

    Conflict

    Some of this new fangled [Chat] Drama?

    I will show him exactly what I think of him, one rusty metal hand at a time!

    Gumpy on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »

    Change that to the webbind between two of your toes and i'm in.

    CCCCCRREEEEPPPPPPYYYYY BRRRRREEAAAAAKKKKKKEERRRRR!

    oh god he's a foot person

    Yeah that puts him to a whole new level of creepy.

    You guys hate jokes.

    _J_ on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Answering everyone at once

    I am some sort of chatting pro

    Someone throw me a medal

    You have unlocked an achievement:

    Poast moar

    Senjutsu on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Johannen wrote: »
    Guys if, and this is just incase it happens randomly or something there's nothing wrong, I die and somehow you find out about it, please make as many horrific jokes as possible about it. If you have the bother go on a WoW raid and attack a home base of the opposing faction or clan up in an FPS and teamkill the shit out of everyone. Just do something really stupid and funny, because no matter what's after death if I am in any way able to see what's still going on I would be pissed thinking that people are in any way stewing in depression about this happening. You guys can be my, in deat, version of the chosen one, bringing balance to the force.

    I would throw a "bugger's finally dead" party

    I'd buy a huge banner and drape the church with it "that cocksucker johannen finally bit it fuck yeah"

    I'd also buy ludicrous amounts of booze and give out for free

    the biggest party

    police calling in reinforcements from neighbouring counties

    but by then it is already late is has already spread out

    eventually all of northern europe is drunk

    Abdhyius on
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    PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »

    Change that to the webbind between two of your toes and i'm in.

    CCCCCRREEEEPPPPPPYYYYY BRRRRREEAAAAAKKKKKKEERRRRR!

    oh god he's a foot person

    Yeah that puts him to a whole new level of creepy.

    You guys hate jokes.

    Stay away from my sandals, you cretin!

    PotatoNinja on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Answering everyone at once

    I am some sort of chatting pro

    Someone throw me a medal

    You can't outpost the champ, rookie.

    Organichu will fuck you up.

    Conflict

    Some of this new fangled [Chat] Drama?

    I will show him exactly what I think of him, one rusty metal hand at a time!

    You've got gumption, kid. I retired, but if you need a coach, well... we'll Poast the Line.

    Silas Brown on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    So Roger Ebert is a pretty cool dude.

    He just admitted he was talking out of his ass about video games and retracted what he said about them not being art.

    Now if only all the geeks who gave him shit would just shut up about it.

    hee

    we never let anything go

    I thought it was very big (ha ha he's fat) of him to admit it. But unfortunately the people that were holding this candle against him reacted much like Mike and Jerry and will not probably accept the retraction.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Protein ShakesProtein Shakes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    sigh

    sigh sigh sigh

    its coming

    push harder

    Protein Shakes on
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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    So Roger Ebert is a pretty cool dude.

    He just admitted he was talking out of his ass about video games and retracted what he said about them not being art.

    That was remarkably mature.

    Greeper on
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    Protein ShakesProtein Shakes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    wow i am unjailed

    woooow

    Protein Shakes on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    You guys hate jokes.

    Captain Chat doesn't hate the chat thread, Captain chat just hates you.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    sigh

    sigh sigh sigh

    its coming

    push harder

    no dude that's how you blow out an o-ring

    just relax and let things take their course

    Senjutsu on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Greeper wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    So Roger Ebert is a pretty cool dude.

    He just admitted he was talking out of his ass about video games and retracted what he said about them not being art.

    That was remarkably mature.

    Wow, that is a pretty great article.

    _J_ on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    sigh

    sigh sigh sigh

    its coming

    push harder

    no dude that's how you blow out an o-ring

    just relax and let things take their course

    I don't even want to know.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Answering everyone at once

    I am some sort of chatting pro

    Someone throw me a medal

    You can't outpost the champ, rookie.

    Organichu will fuck you up.

    Conflict

    Some of this new fangled [Chat] Drama?

    I will show him exactly what I think of him, one rusty metal hand at a time!

    this bores me

    this is the kind of challenge a bitch would issue

    Organichu on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So, say hypothetically that someone who could potentially be involved in my employment to a paying job read D&D Adventures.

    Should I be afraid?

    Winky on
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    IsidoreIsidore Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Are women really nigh-immune to hemophilia?

    Isidore on
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    GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    So, say hypothetically that someone who could potentially be involved in my employment to a paying job read D&D Adventures.

    Should I be afraid?

    Yes.

    Greeper on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    Greeper wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    So Roger Ebert is a pretty cool dude.

    He just admitted he was talking out of his ass about video games and retracted what he said about them not being art.

    That was remarkably mature.

    Wow, that is a pretty great article.

    I like that it is just entirely filled with pictures of Shadow of the Colossus.

    Winky on
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    music

    it's pretty awesome

    Podly on
    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Answering everyone at once

    I am some sort of chatting pro

    Someone throw me a medal

    You can't outpost the champ, rookie.

    Organichu will fuck you up.

    Conflict

    Some of this new fangled [Chat] Drama?

    I will show him exactly what I think of him, one rusty metal hand at a time!

    this bores me

    this is the kind of challenge a bitch would issue

    It has already started.

    Silas Brown on
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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hey [chat]. How goes things?

    Cokebotle on
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    JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Johannen wrote: »
    Guys if, and this is just incase it happens randomly or something there's nothing wrong, I die and somehow you find out about it, please make as many horrific jokes as possible about it. If you have the bother go on a WoW raid and attack a home base of the opposing faction or clan up in an FPS and teamkill the shit out of everyone. Just do something really stupid and funny, because no matter what's after death if I am in any way able to see what's still going on I would be pissed thinking that people are in any way stewing in depression about this happening. You guys can be my, in deat, version of the chosen one, bringing balance to the force.

    I would throw a "bugger's finally dead" party

    I'd buy a huge banner and drape the church with it "that cocksucker johannen finally bit it fuck yeah"

    I'd also buy ludicrous amounts of booze and give out for free

    the biggest party

    police calling in reinforcements from neighbouring counties

    but by then it is already late is has already spread out

    eventually all of northern europe is drunk
    See, this is what I am talking about, if my death can be just a small catalyst of drunken riots I would rest happily.
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    he's a really pale rider now m i rite
    The cheesier the better Senj, you would be the writer of my e-obituary.

    Johannen on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    So, say hypothetically that someone who could potentially be involved in my employment to a paying job read D&D Adventures.

    Should I be afraid?

    What if someone involved in my employment reads it?

    EDIT: Johannen give me fair warning, because this'll need some planning. I'm talking like the amount of vodka russia produces in a year, here.

    Abdhyius on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Isidore wrote: »
    Are women really nigh-immune to hemophilia?

    Nah plenty of them do it, thanks to rigor.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Isidore wrote: »
    Are women really nigh-immune to hemophilia?

    it's a recessive X-linked chromosomal anomaly.

    So a male is XY and if their X has it they're fucked. For a female to be a haemophiliac both Xs have to have the anomaly, which is much rarer.

    Senjutsu on
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