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Bitching Thread IV: I Must Break You (of bad comics)

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Nova is a god damm mega power, who beats the shit out of stuff that that whole teams of heroes have struggled against.

    Unless bob the purse snatch is packing the power cosmic, this is ridiculous overkill.

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  • cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gaddez wrote: »
    cshadow42 wrote: »
    Interesting.... at SDCC, Marvel said that Nova is going to be taking over the "Man without Fear" title after the end of Shadowland.

    Dare we put any stock in that?

    But at least there is a new picture of Groot in the link.

    no

    what the fuck is this

    i

    i

    i have now words to describe my hate for this

    Maybe they're trying to duplicate their success with the Incredible Hulk -> Incredible Hercules?

    Though I don't know of any connection between Daredevil and Nova...

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    cshadow42 wrote: »
    Gaddez wrote: »
    cshadow42 wrote: »
    Interesting.... at SDCC, Marvel said that Nova is going to be taking over the "Man without Fear" title after the end of Shadowland.

    Dare we put any stock in that?

    But at least there is a new picture of Groot in the link.

    no

    what the fuck is this

    i

    i

    i have now words to describe my hate for this

    Maybe they're trying to duplicate their success with the Incredible Hulk -> Incredible Hercules?

    Though I don't know of any connection between Daredevil and Nova...

    They're both white guys over the age of 20?

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  • kdrudykdrudy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    We could tell fun space adventure stories, but instead we'll stick Nova back on Earth patrolling New York City, where there are so few superheroes to keep things safe.

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    kdrudy wrote: »
    We could tell fun space adventure stories, but instead we'll stick Nova back on Earth patrolling New York City, where there are so few superheroes to keep things safe.

    "Listen here nova corps! In the last few years the Corps lost there home world, we've had 2 inter universal conflicts, A clusterfuck of a war between the Shi'ar and the Kree, and the skrulls galaxy is most ways dead. Obviously I need to go to earth to patrol the streets, and since I'm gonna take 99% of the nova force with me and world mind I will officially be known as the man without fear since I can cock whip doctor dooms head clean off his shoulders and shatter Apocalypse's skeleton with my farts while Tea bagging the Hulks Sexy daughter."

    "Have fun!"

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  • jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm going to withhold judgment until there's more information available - the creative teams behind the last few years of the cosmic MU deserve the benefit of the doubt (IMO).

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm going to withhold judgment until there's more information available - the creative teams behind the last few years of the cosmic MU deserve the benefit of the doubt (IMO).

    This had better be one hellaciously good bout of reasoning.

    Because god damm, If the explanation is that quesada has just been ignoring the cosmic line for the last few years and is just now discovering that Nova is the fucking buisness, and as such needs to be on earth fighting street gangs and such ((cuz earth is the big leagues)) I'm going to just wander around punching things for about a week.

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This is glorious news because it pisses you all off

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Maybe Nova is depowered after Thanos and Matt is disgraced after shadowland, so they trade places.

    Maybe we are about to get a run of Space Daredevil.

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  • WearingglassesWearingglasses Of the friendly neighborhood variety Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gaddez wrote: »
    I'm going to withhold judgment until there's more information available - the creative teams behind the last few years of the cosmic MU deserve the benefit of the doubt (IMO).

    This had better be one hellaciously good bout of reasoning.

    Because god damm, If the explanation is that quesada has just been ignoring the cosmic line for the last few years and is just now discovering that Nova is the fucking buisness, and as such needs to be on earth fighting street gangs and such ((cuz earth is the big leagues)) I'm going to just wander around punching things for about a week.

    That is what I am feeling, but less angry. It seems very strange that Nova would turn up in NY city and stark fighting street gangs, though of course we have got almost fuck-all information about this so reserving judgement. Still, very strange, and makes me wonder what will happen in space beyond the Thanos Imperative. I really would like something to continue, and I would also like Nova to keep doing his leader of the space cops thing. He even had a number of supporting characters introduced into his story which have barely been used yet, there is the unexplored plot hook with Garthan Saal the Supernova etc.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    what if they just mean he goes blind or something?

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  • TomantaTomanta Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    He is the "Man without Fear" because there is nothing on Earth for him to be scared of.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    He's scared of joining "the big leagues" hurp de durp.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    No see

    Nova is going to spend time on earth where the things he does will actually matter and people will care about him

    And seriously bitching about that big leagues line is ridiculous

    Of course The Avengers are the big leagues

    They been stopping threats that Nova just started fighting for years

    Earth is the focal point of the Universe

    The Avengers are Earth's Mightiest Heroes

    It's like making fun of someone who, while he may be a genius, being psyched that he is going to Harvard

    Seriously

    The Nova boner is fucking ridiculous

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TLB is angry and right.
    what is up tlb
    when you are going to get your RDR disc back and play with me

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    See, heres the thing TB.

    Richard is cock whipping threats that the fantastic 4, X-men, and avengers have as a team struggled against.

    He is legitimatley more powerful then any of the avengers.

    Hell, in terms of the cosmic setting, it's only the most absolutley ridiculous critters that he can't solo.

    If you read good comics you would know this.

    And Yes: I have a boner for almost all things cosmic.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yes

    That's great, he's powerful

    Whoop de shit

    The Avengers have had more powerful members than him on the team before, and will have more long after people stop caring about Nova

    How powerful he is or isn't has nothing to do with how prestigious the Avengers are

    They are the big leagues

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Theyre the minor leagues, on a spec of dust called Earth.

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    webcomic

    Now I know it's subtle, but I think this guy has issues with the JMS Superman run

    Also throw me into TLB's camp even though I've been really enjoying the cosmic stuff

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Nova has been stopping Universe destroying threats since 2005

    The Avengers have been doing it since the 60's

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Nova has been stopping Universe destroying threats since 2005

    The Avengers have been doing it since the 60's

    Yeah but the Avengers have been doing it on low level threats or by Deus Ex Machina to make people like Cap relevant. Nova does it on his lunch break with his bare lasering hands.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Theyre the minor leagues, on a spec of dust called Earth.
    A speck of dust called Earth that's more often than not had its heroes averting universal destruction and mayhem.

    When was the last time the Centaurians got off their asses and stopped Thanos from unmaking existence?

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  • kdrudykdrudy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The cosmic line the last several years is why Earth based stuff is not big leagues for a guy like Nova anymore. I can't get over how you could possible think Earth matters when you work from a cosmic standpoint in Marvel right now.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    also I am gonna get my RDR disc back this weekend hopefully, douglas

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  • RansRans Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i've always thought thor and captain america were incredibly boring and lame and i like nova and cosmic marvel because (so far) plot changes can and do happen and actually stick

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sweet, keep me posted. I wll probably harass you Sunday night.

    Yeah, Nova is powerful. He and bunch of other dudes stopped Annihulus or whatever its name was. That was pretty cool event, but the art was very uneven.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    kdrudy wrote: »
    The cosmic line the last several years is why Earth based stuff is not big leagues for a guy like Nova anymore. I can't get over how you could possible think Earth matters when you work from a cosmic standpoint in Marvel right now.

    Because 9 times out of 10 before the past few years, every time cosmic shit happened, it was The Avengers, not some magic spacemen saving the day.

    Because the Earth is the focal point of the universe, and half the reason Nova fights what he does in space is to keep it from getting to earth.

    Have you forgotten Secret Invasion?

    You know the whole big outer space invasion that messed up everything

    The one that invaded Earth

    Or hey, Nova fought the Phalanx

    Which made its first appearance as a threat on Earth

    Space battles are great and all and I enjoy them

    But The Avengers have been dealing with and will continue to deal with the shit Nova does long after Nova is gone.

    And let's not forget the shit Nova doesn't deal with

    Supernatural horrors like Dormammu and reality altering terrors.

    Where's Nova when magical demons and junk threaten the very fabric of reality?

    I mean until the whole Thanos Imperative.

    Where was he the billion of times it happened before?

    Nowhere.

    But the Avengers are there.

    They are the Number 1 ass-kickers of any and all threat, be it on Earth, in Space, or from an alternate reality. They fight evil sorcerors, universe destroying terrors, crazy dictators, gods, and all things in between.

    Nova ain't shit compared to what the Avengers have accomplished and will continue to.

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  • kdrudykdrudy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I think you are completely and utterly wrong, but there isn't much reason to argue it, neither one of us are going to change our position. I'll just leave it at I find it completely ridiculous to stick Nova on Earth right now.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Point of order: Secret Invasion didn't really affect much more than Earth itself.

    Second point of order: the only team worthy of taking on Dormammu is the muthafucking Defenders, yo

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Or we could look at it from a business standpoint

    Books based on Earth sell more than books based in Space

    The readers care more about Earth

    Earth makes more money

    Therefore, Earth is more important

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    or the fact that hey guess what

    Nova is from Earth

    that's right

    The savior of the Universe

    is from Earth

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I do think it's kind of funny that people complain about Nova taking orders from Cap, just because he was one of the lead commanders during Annihilation and Conquest. If I remember correctly, Nova was never shown to be a particularly good military leader, with his forces repeatedly beaten back, his elite soldiers killed or captured, and himself eventually possessed by the enemy. I mean, Ultron and Annihilus were really only defeated when everyone just said fuck it, and bum-rushed them.

    The dude could probably stand to learn some things from Cap.

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  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TLB is a man that loves his Earth.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    It's hard to take Cap seriously as a leader because the people who write him don't really know how a person with Cap's skills would behave as a leader.

    Which is why Secret Invasion didn't end with some brilliant plan, but with Cap's team succeeding against a threat they didn't anticipate through means they didn't know would be available to them. In short, they're lucky SOBs.

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  • JyrenBJyrenB St. AugustineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    And suddenly, all this panic about Nova being The Man Without Fear looks even dumber...as they just showed a similar teaser, but with Gambit, at the X-Men panel.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uuuggghhh, I hate these misleading teasers that never amount to anything important anyway.

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  • jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Rans wrote: »
    i've always thought thor and captain america were incredibly boring and lame and i like nova and cosmic marvel because (so far) plot changes can and do happen and actually stick

    This makes me sad, primarily because its so dependent on which stories you read the characters in. Specific runs of Thor (Lee/Kirby, Buscema, Simonson, Jurgens/JRJR, even DeFalco/Frenz) and Cap (Steranko, Stern/Byrne, cherry-picked parts of the Gruenwald run, Waid/Garney, Brubaker) are decidely not boring and not lame. It's not the characters fault that specific writers just don't understand what makes each character work (and I suppose its not the creators fault that they can't hit a homerun every month - making comic books appears to be really, really, really difficult).

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Munch wrote: »
    I do think it's kind of funny that people complain about Nova taking orders from Cap, just because he was one of the lead commanders during Annihilation and Conquest. If I remember correctly, Nova was never shown to be a particularly good military leader, with his forces repeatedly beaten back, his elite soldiers killed or captured, and himself eventually possessed by the enemy. I mean, Ultron and Annihilus were really only defeated when everyone just said fuck it, and bum-rushed them.

    The dude could probably stand to learn some things from Cap.

    He stopped the Annihilation wave at least for a time. He wasn't incompetent, he did a good job of keeping the coalition alive against horrendous odds, and it was shown a few times in the issues that he was a good tactician, like when he use the bugs random fire to actually take them out, and rallyed those other Novas with his plan, which was pretty cool. He's not anything particularly special but he knows the ropes and can command effectively.

    And TLB you are the most worked up person in this thread, none of the actual Nova fans have got so wound up about this as you have. If you don't like Nova, don't get involved in discussions about his character. For the record, I never said that the Avengers were shit, just that it didn't make much sense for Nova to be involved on Earth, as he has more important things (as far as him and his job are concerned) to be doing in space.

    It's also just thematically off. Daredevil in Nova's role wouldn't work, that's not how the character was designed and not the environment that he is supposed to operate in. If Daredevil was in the Thanos Imperative people would be thinking, and understandably so, wtf? It works the same the other way round, Nova is a cosmic hero and him being just on Earth is not his setting, it's not where he should really be and not a place which is conducive to good stories. Maybe every now and then, but not permanently at all.

    The Avengers have accomplished some amazing things, and so has Nova. But they have different roles and different settings and will continue to do so. Nova Prime cannot hang out in the Devil's Kitchen when his drastically reduced Nova Corps do their best to keep order. The galaxy is a four alarm fire and he's needed in space. Of course the Thanos Imperative may change that, whether that's a good thing I don't know, though I'd say perhaps not.

    Seriously, stop complaining that we really like a character more than the Avengers. You don't think he's up to much, we get it.

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