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Bitching Thread IV: I Must Break You (of bad comics)

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    What happened to those guys? Are they still in space?

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah, but since Black Bolt facemelted the new stupid summers brother Havok has no one to get revenge on.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ed Brubaker will forever have a black mark on his soul for finding a way to write bad space x-men

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You didn't like Cloud's hella big sword making an appearance? Or Warpath becoming a furry lover?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    no stop it

    I almost forgot it

    you stop it right now

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Dammit TLB Brubaker's space X-men run wasn't bad, just not up to standard of his usual work.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Brubaker's space X-Men was bad, it just wasn't as bad as Deadly Genesis.

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  • KVWKVW Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Rise & Fall reads better as a Wiki entry than an actual comic. A lot of X-stuff does.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    no it was bad

    it was not fun at all

    x-men in space is supposed to be fun

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    KVW wrote: »
    Rise & Fall reads better as a Wiki entry than an actual comic. A lot of X-stuff does.


    I never thought of it that way, but it's true. Long live Simonson's X-Factor run and First Class!

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Maybe I just think Brubaker is too capable a writer to do something truly "bad". I will admit his X-men stuff is my least favorite work from him but I think the truly "bad" stuff should be reserved to Amazons Attack, Countdown, Ultimates 3, and so on.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    no it was bad

    it was not fun at all

    x-men in space is supposed to be fun

    Remember when Jean killed billions of aliens?

    Good times man, good times.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Well that would fall under the "terrible" ranking

    Rankings go like this:

    Perfect
    Excellent
    Streets Ahead
    Very Good
    Good
    Above Average
    Average
    Meh
    Mediocre
    Disappointing
    Frustrating
    Bad
    Terrible
    Awful
    Greg Land

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I also admit I'm not really a great guy to rank comics since I seem to have a high tolerance for stuff most people consider between bad and awful, or Greg Land in Texiken's case.

    The only two comic stories I consider completely awful and without merit are Onslaught Reborn and Salvation Run.

    Edit: And keep in mind I've read Ultimatum.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    no it was bad

    it was not fun at all

    x-men in space is supposed to be fun

    Remember when Jean killed billions of aliens?

    Good times man, good times.

    I refer you to my stance on aliens

    ie: space foreigners

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    no it was bad

    it was not fun at all

    x-men in space is supposed to be fun

    Remember when Jean killed billions of aliens?

    Good times man, good times.

    I refer you to my stance on aliens

    ie: space foreigners

    Those little green bastards got what was coming to them eh?

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I thought they would have canceled the Superman panel just because it would be the right thing to do, but nooooo:
    Turning to a slide of an upcoming cover showing a young boy with a bruise on his face, Idelson jokingly asks JMS, "and this is the issue where we find out that you hate kids?" JMS: "This is me at 12. A Superman t-shirt and a black eye. We want to deal with issues like child abuse, things that are not easily resolved. You can't punch poverty. You can't punch our casual cruelty to each other. So what do you do about these things? There are some things he can solve, and some things he cannot."

    Way to completely miss the point of superhero comics, JMS.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    Solar wrote: »
    no it was bad

    it was not fun at all

    x-men in space is supposed to be fun

    Remember when Jean killed billions of aliens?

    Good times man, good times.

    I refer you to my stance on aliens

    ie: space foreigners

    Those little green bastards got what was coming to them eh?

    they had it too good for too long

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TexiKen wrote: »
    I thought they would have canceled the Superman panel just because it would be the right thing to do, but nooooo:
    Turning to a slide of an upcoming cover showing a young boy with a bruise on his face, Idelson jokingly asks JMS, "and this is the issue where we find out that you hate kids?" JMS: "This is me at 12. A Superman t-shirt and a black eye. We want to deal with issues like child abuse, things that are not easily resolved. You can't punch poverty. You can't punch our casual cruelty to each other. So what do you do about these things? There are some things he can solve, and some things he cannot."

    Way to completely miss the point of superhero comics, JMS.

    So no one at the panel called out JMS on his handling of Superman? They shouldn't have been nasty about it of course, just point out how completely out of character and illogical Superman acts under the allmighty pen of JMS.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    "As far as people upset that he's just walking across the country, that's almost a cynical point of view," JMS continued, adding that every person has a cool story behind them, and multiculturalism is an important aspect of "Grounded."

    He pulls out the cynical card! Trying to paint critics as "da haterz!"
    JMS is asked about the motivations behind Superman's walk in "Grounded." "In Superman's case, it's form follows function, because I wanted him to be involved in the lives of everyday people, and you can't do that while you're flying," JMS says. "He could take a car, but that would look kind of strange with a cape flying out of the window."

    He's never read a Superman comic! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!
    Fan: "Superman's always been considered the ultimate immigrant. What's going to happen when he steps foot in Arizona?" JMS: "I actually do deal with this." After consulting with Idelson if the walk takes him to Arizona, JMS said, "I could have some fun with this."

    This is not a good idea at all.

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  • TheSecretSeventhTheSecretSeventh GARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    so, going back a few pages, OMIT is completely pointless. we learned nothing of importance in this issue. and i love that in the letters page they say they're answering questions about OMD that people have been dying to know. what? everyone hated OMD, no one cares anymore, let's move on. spider-man has been so good recently, why are you stopping the momentum?

    and why is MJ chubby now?

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So you can't punch poverty or casual cruelty, but drug problems are easily solved by committing arson with heat vision?

    Good to know.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Man Superman can fly into a bank and fix poverty in 30 seconds.

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  • NODeNODe Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    I thought they would have canceled the Superman panel just because it would be the right thing to do, but nooooo:
    Turning to a slide of an upcoming cover showing a young boy with a bruise on his face, Idelson jokingly asks JMS, "and this is the issue where we find out that you hate kids?" JMS: "This is me at 12. A Superman t-shirt and a black eye. We want to deal with issues like child abuse, things that are not easily resolved. You can't punch poverty. You can't punch our casual cruelty to each other. So what do you do about these things? There are some things he can solve, and some things he cannot."

    Way to completely miss the point of superhero comics, JMS.

    So no one at the panel called out JMS on his handling of Superman? They shouldn't have been nasty about it of course, just point out how completely out of character and illogical Superman acts under the allmighty pen of JMS.

    Is it possible to eloquently call someone out at a comics panel? I think some kind of nebulous energy field turns anyone that stands up to say anything from the audience at a comic panel into a petulant inarticulate neck beard.

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  • cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    NODe wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    I thought they would have canceled the Superman panel just because it would be the right thing to do, but nooooo:
    Turning to a slide of an upcoming cover showing a young boy with a bruise on his face, Idelson jokingly asks JMS, "and this is the issue where we find out that you hate kids?" JMS: "This is me at 12. A Superman t-shirt and a black eye. We want to deal with issues like child abuse, things that are not easily resolved. You can't punch poverty. You can't punch our casual cruelty to each other. So what do you do about these things? There are some things he can solve, and some things he cannot."

    Way to completely miss the point of superhero comics, JMS.

    So no one at the panel called out JMS on his handling of Superman? They shouldn't have been nasty about it of course, just point out how completely out of character and illogical Superman acts under the allmighty pen of JMS.

    Is it possible to eloquently call someone out at a comics panel? I think some kind of nebulous energy field turns anyone that stands up to say anything from the audience at a comic panel into a petulant inarticulate neck beard.

    Heh, maybe next year we as a forum should sponsor someone to go to these panels and complain to the writers faces.

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  • KVWKVW Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Fan: "Superman's always been considered the ultimate immigrant. What's going to happen when he steps foot in Arizona?" JMS: "I actually do deal with this." After consulting with Idelson if the walk takes him to Arizona, JMS said, "I could have some fun with this."

    This is not a good idea at all.

    Didnt Birthright or some other comic already touch on immigration? Like he wouldnt help them break the law, but hed save them from people trying to kill them or something?

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    He should just put them in a rocket and send them to Alan Moore's rendition of Rann, a futuristic utopia where humans are revered for their precious seed.

    You wanna do non-union work in a meatpacking plant or get a jetpack and bang space-women?

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    KVW wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Fan: "Superman's always been considered the ultimate immigrant. What's going to happen when he steps foot in Arizona?" JMS: "I actually do deal with this." After consulting with Idelson if the walk takes him to Arizona, JMS said, "I could have some fun with this."

    This is not a good idea at all.

    Didnt Birthright or some other comic already touch on immigration? Like he wouldnt help them break the law, but hed save them from people trying to kill them or something?

    Action Comics #800 did (I mentioned that in a previous bitch)

    What it actually was (after reading it again a few days ago), in order to not make it more political, was that they were Cuban refugees who went through Mexico to get into America.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This is what is actually happening right now:
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    Why isn't anybody helping him!?

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    We didn't have the strength to stand up and help our friend.

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  • NODeNODe Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Man Superman can fly into a bank and fix poverty in 30 seconds.

    That would just be punching a bandaid onto poverty. JMS (of course) means that you can't punch the root causes of poverty.
    This is all explained fully in his new self help book: You Can't Punch War But You Can Hug Peace.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    NODe wrote: »
    Man Superman can fly into a bank and fix poverty in 30 seconds.

    That would just be punching a bandaid onto poverty. JMS (of course) means that you can't punch the root causes of poverty.
    This is all explained fully in his new self help book: You Can't Punch War But You Can Hug Peace.

    But Superman has never set out to fix poverty. He has always believed that he can't do everything for mankind, they have to keep on working to better themselves. He will help, but he doesn't want to take the drive which he believes makes them great.

    This is all very silly.

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  • NODeNODe Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    NODe wrote: »
    Man Superman can fly into a bank and fix poverty in 30 seconds.

    That would just be punching a bandaid onto poverty. JMS (of course) means that you can't punch the root causes of poverty.
    This is all explained fully in his new self help book: You Can't Punch War But You Can Hug Peace.

    But Superman has never set out to fix poverty. He has always believed that he can't do everything for mankind, they have to keep on working to better themselves. He will help, but he doesn't want to take the drive which he believes makes them great.

    This is all very silly.

    But he didn't adequately perform his established role as on-call brain surgeon to the masses, so now we all must pay...

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  • cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Red-Hulk joins the Avengers....

    Commence bitching......now!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Like I said, I can't bitch about it

    Red Hulk speaking in Bendis speak

    General Ross

    Who punched out The Watcher and totally lifted Thor's hammer

    Who spent two years on a murder/douchebag fest

    This guy will be talking in annoying Bendis speak

    It is the perfect storm of terrible

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  • jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't know that Bendis using the Red Hulk in the Avengers is any less egregious than 99% of the other stuff he's done in those books. You either accept that the Avengers line of books has a particular flavor and you go with it, or pick up something else (like back issues of the version of the Avengers you might prefer).

    And hell, its still going to be drawn by JRJR, so it has that going for it.

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    If anything, we should be bitching about the cancellation of The Brave and the Bold.

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  • jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't really understand why these shows are so easily discarded - I would think that its really expensive to develop a show like Brave and the Bold (or Wolverine and the X-Men, or any number of decent shows that have been cut down after a season or two).

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Who keeps canceling my favorite animated shows?

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  • HadjiQuestHadjiQuest Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't really understand why these shows are so easily discarded - I would think that its really expensive to develop a show like Brave and the Bold (or Wolverine and the X-Men, or any number of decent shows that have been cut down after a season or two).

    For Wolverine And the X-Men, it was just a horrible amount of shittyness. There's no real big network to push those shows in the US anymore, and Saturday Morning Cartoons are so dead that it's not profitable to do one of these shows on the few remaining blocks.

    They ended up airing the show on a digital-only network that few people receive, and the network brushed it aside constantly for no reason. The entire show had aired completely in Canada and the UK before it even started in the US, and that probably set production behind tons. Then NickToons wouldn't pay-in to produce a second season, and everything fell apart.


    With Brave and the Bold, it's even harder to say. This was a show that won over a lot of skeptics, but also had a quick renewal for a second season.

    The good news is they're both getting cheap season sets this year. Brave and the Bold is getting a 13 episode release for $20 in August, and WatXM is getting a full-season set in October.

    People at marvel said they'd find a way to continue WatXM, so I've been waiting to hear something about that at the con, but nothing so far.

    The BatB showrunner implied he's working on a new Batman series, so we'll see where that goes.

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