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Bitching Thread IV: I Must Break You (of bad comics)

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    man I loved Old Man Logan

    it is dumb fun

    and it is so pretty

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    McNiven right?

    He does do very pretty artwork.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Munch wrote: »
    I really want Rulk to grow a moustache.

    Imagine Rulk with a big ol' handlebar. That alone would make him 5x better than he currently is.
    Seriously you guys.

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    I actually drew this last night, but my internet's been down since then, so just pretend that this joke's more timely.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    no see if he has a sweet mustache he's even more of a mary sue and can never be redeemed ever

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Does he still have that golden gun?

    That should have a moustache on it too.

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    WiseManTobes wrote: »
    Anyone else notice at the end of Hulk 24, Loeb either revealing ( or shifting blame) for Red Hulk to Joe.Q?
    Say was all his idea.

    I guess my bitch is, now my anger is all over the place! Joe.q already has a good chunk of my anger for omd/bnd/omit, now he's the true starter of red? augh

    quit gettin' mad at comic books

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Munch wrote: »
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    oh my good god Munch

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    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Suddenly everything seems ... right with the world again.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    yes, yes

    this is what I want

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Gonna start a blog.

    Superheroes With 'Staches.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Gonna read Munch's blog.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    but will you do with tony stark, munch

    don't tell me you're going to try the dreaded double 'stache

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh yeah the disappearing moustache. God damn't Loeb.

    Tony will get a unibrow.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    but will you do with tony stark, munch

    don't tell me you're going to try the dreaded double 'stache
    The Iron Man mask gets a moustache.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    pfft that is the easy way out

    you a wuss

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    His Junk gets a fu man chu.

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  • jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Munch wrote: »
    Munch wrote: »
    I really want Rulk to grow a moustache.

    Imagine Rulk with a big ol' handlebar. That alone would make him 5x better than he currently is.
    Seriously you guys.

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    I actually drew this last night, but my internet's been down since then, so just pretend that this joke's more timely.

    He and Ben Grimm could be mustache buddies.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Give him sunglasses and a cowboy hat and he could be Red Lemmy! Now that would be a great character who should be in every series.

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  • Stand, Killer QueenStand, Killer Queen Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fuck that. Add some glitter and a fabulous outfit and BAM! Red Freddie Mercury.

    Reddy Mercury

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Is he the musical voice of this generation of Marvel Heroes? Does he like fish sticks?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    kdrudy wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    I want She-Hulk and Red She-Hulk team-ups

    By team-ups do you mean threesomes with the Juggernaut?

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  • GaddezGaddez Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    kdrudy wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    I want She-Hulk and Red She-Hulk team-ups

    By team-ups do you mean threesomes with the Juggernaut?

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    Lamest retcon ever.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I thought it was pretty funny at the time.

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  • Stand, Killer QueenStand, Killer Queen Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Isn't She-Hulk's thing, concerning her series, that it's kind of goofy?

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  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    What's so bad about sleeping with the Juggernaut? Next you'll tell me that she doesn't poop.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    Does she menstruate green?

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    DarkWarrior wrote: »
    Does she menstruate green?

    I would assume so. She does have green blood after all.

    And that's the end of that conversation.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    That's the end of that chapter!

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  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Aw, there are so many jokes about extra strength tampons to be made!

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited August 2010
    Munch wrote: »
    Gonna start a blog.

    Superheroes With 'Staches.

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  • Linespider5Linespider5 ALL HAIL KING KILLMONGER Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    For some reason Punisher with Mustache is more realistic to me.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    super-staches
    Yes.

    Was that from the most recent What The--?

    I need a good scan of that.

    .. for reasons.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I can't see Cap's stache, is the joke that he can't grow one?

    Love that Johnny's stache is on fire.

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Cap's stache is blond, so it's a little tricky to see.

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  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It looks like Hulk and Thor need to battle it out for the most badass stache award.

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  • AngryAngry The glory I had witnessed was just a sleight of handRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Robos A Go Go wrote: »
    I didn't care for Old Man Logan. It was like a less mean-spirited Ruins mixed with elements of The Dark Knight Returns. Logan's motivation, his family, are barely a presence outside of the beginning and conclusion, Logan's interaction with his primary antagonists is limited (and, in the case of Red Skull, doesn't have a strong enough personal element), and Logan's character arc can be summed up as, "He said he'd never pop his claws again... until he did."

    how much more of the family did you need? like maybe a few flashbacks to really establish that he cares for them?

    and you can sum up EVERYTHING like that and it's retarded every time.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Angry wrote: »
    Robos A Go Go wrote: »
    I didn't care for Old Man Logan. It was like a less mean-spirited Ruins mixed with elements of The Dark Knight Returns. Logan's motivation, his family, are barely a presence outside of the beginning and conclusion, Logan's interaction with his primary antagonists is limited (and, in the case of Red Skull, doesn't have a strong enough personal element), and Logan's character arc can be summed up as, "He said he'd never pop his claws again... until he did."

    how much more of the family did you need? like maybe a few flashbacks to really establish that he cares for them?

    and you can sum up EVERYTHING like that and it's retarded every time.

    Watchmen: They said they didn't need heroes anymore... until they did.

    Green on
  • ThaneThane Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    TexiKen wrote: »
    I can't see Cap's stache, is the joke that he can't grow one?

    Love that Johnny's stache is on fire.

    Cap has blonde hair

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  • cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Green wrote: »
    Angry wrote: »
    Robos A Go Go wrote: »
    I didn't care for Old Man Logan. It was like a less mean-spirited Ruins mixed with elements of The Dark Knight Returns. Logan's motivation, his family, are barely a presence outside of the beginning and conclusion, Logan's interaction with his primary antagonists is limited (and, in the case of Red Skull, doesn't have a strong enough personal element), and Logan's character arc can be summed up as, "He said he'd never pop his claws again... until he did."

    how much more of the family did you need? like maybe a few flashbacks to really establish that he cares for them?

    and you can sum up EVERYTHING like that and it's retarded every time.

    Watchmen: They said they didn't need heroes anymore... until they did.

    Tony Stark swore he'd never pop his porn 'stache again...until he did...

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