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hughtronhughtron __BANNED USERS regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
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My new favorite thing is people riding on animals that are not horses.


Like Ostrichs.


It occurs to me that this is probably animal abuse. I hope that the ostriches enjoy it because man this is funny.

See also: www.dogridersociety.com

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Man, fuck that balloon race in Final Fantasy X.

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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    god made animals for our entertainment so we can eat them and abuse them all we want

    also slaves are ok and women are meant to stay in the household under their masters

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
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  • Caboose.Caboose. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    small hands so you can get in there and clean my cups

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  • hughtronhughtron __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    These ostriches do not seem to be enjoying this, but damn it I cannot stop laughing.

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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
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  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Abuse? Pfffft. They're perfectly fine. They're just lucky they have a steady source of food, dammit.

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  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Ostriches are goddamned delicious.

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    edited January 2007
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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
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    WE ARE FUCKED

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    Ostriches are goddamned delicious.
    I had an ostrich-burger a while back, it was ok.

    How else are they served?

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  • hughtronhughtron __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    At the risk of sounding like a broken record here, it is about time we domesticated some Bears. Seriously.

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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
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    am i doing it right

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    In Soviet Russia, bears domesticate YOU!

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    hughtron wrote:
    At the risk of sounding like a broken record here, it is about time we domesticated some Bears. Seriously.

    That would be awesome but bears are fucking assholes and they ain't ever gonna change.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Bogey wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    Ostriches are goddamned delicious.
    I had an ostrich-burger a while back, it was ok.

    How else are they served?

    I've had a steak, which was about as big as a ham, and I've had Ostrich Sausage, which is pretty much proof that Ostriches are the most delicious goddamned thing on earth.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    Lord Butters wrote:
    hughtron wrote:
    At the risk of sounding like a broken record here, it is about time we domesticated some Bears. Seriously.

    That would be awesome but bears are fucking assholes and they ain't ever gonna change.

    We can give them anti-growth hormones and it'll keep them as cubs and they'll be fucking adorable and the ones we don't give the hormones to can be raised to fight off PETA

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  • PepperSinclairePepperSinclaire Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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  • hughtronhughtron __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    So I went and saw that Nightwatch movie that all the nerds were on about, and it was alright, but seriously, if you're going to have a character named Bear that transforms into a bear and then he never actually transforms, that's weak sauce.

    I did like the guy whose spine was a giant sword though.

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  • hughtronhughtron __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Lord Butters wrote:
    hughtron wrote:
    At the risk of sounding like a broken record here, it is about time we domesticated some Bears. Seriously.

    That would be awesome but bears are fucking assholes and they ain't ever gonna change.

    We can give them anti-growth hormones and it'll keep them as cubs and they'll be fucking adorable and the ones we don't give the hormones to can be raised to fight off PETA

    Keith want to be Best Friends

    y/n ?

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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    ohmanguys
    i was masturbating and my roomate walked in but i put it away so i don't think he saw

    there was no porn involved i think i'm ok

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    Bogey wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    Ostriches are goddamned delicious.
    I had an ostrich-burger a while back, it was ok.

    How else are they served?

    I've had a steak, which was about as big as a ham, and I've had Ostrich Sausage, which is pretty much proof that Ostriches are the most delicious goddamned thing on earth.

    Ostrich is pretty good. You know what is also really good? Goose. I've only had it once but it was amazing.

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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    duck was good but i was expecting it to be crazy-tasting
    imagine a chicken that is all dark meat, that is duck

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Shujin Katana wrote:
    ohmanguys
    i was masturbating and my roomate walked in but i put it away so i don't think he saw

    there was no porn involved i think i'm ok

    Interesting.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    Shujin Katana wrote:
    ohmanguys
    i was masturbating and my roomate walked in but i put it away so i don't think he saw

    there was no porn involved i think i'm ok

    Interesting.

    Who the fuck jerks off without porn?

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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    Shujin Katana wrote:
    ohmanguys
    i was masturbating and my roomate walked in but i put it away so i don't think he saw

    there was no porn involved i think i'm ok

    Interesting.

    i was all like man this is a good idea i should go lock the door
    *click*
    SHUFFLE SHUFFLE SHUFFLE
    *swing*

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Harrier wrote:
    PotU wrote:
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    WE ARE FUCKED

    The fact that in WoW Dwarves ride rams instead of ginormous bears has always irked me. Because really...who doesn't wish they could ride a huge, well trained bear into battle. Just mauling and clawing enemies with their big teeth and giant paws of doom.

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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    Shujin Katana wrote:
    ohmanguys
    i was masturbating and my roomate walked in but i put it away so i don't think he saw

    there was no porn involved i think i'm ok

    Interesting.

    Who the fuck jerks off without porn?

    porn doesn't get me off as well as just thinking about possible interactions does
    that and i was just starting up

    i kind of built up a tolerance to all porn except like a small girl deep throating a huge cock

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    Shujin Katana wrote:
    ohmanguys
    i was masturbating and my roomate walked in but i put it away so i don't think he saw

    there was no porn involved i think i'm ok

    Interesting.

    Who the fuck jerks off without porn?

    He said no porn, but not no pictures.

    And he posted it in this thread.

    I think he did it with the ostrich pictures, with their necks looking like dicks.

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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    Shujin Katana wrote:
    ohmanguys
    i was masturbating and my roomate walked in but i put it away so i don't think he saw
    there was no porn involved i think i'm ok
    Interesting.
    Who the fuck jerks off without porn?
    He said no porn, but not no pictures.
    And he posted it in this thread.
    I think he did it with the ostrich pictures, with their necks looking like dicks.

    no lie just a moment ago i watched that movie and saw the guy grasp the ostrich neck and i was like
    oh
    oh whoa

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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    dudes i don't know if he saw and he's playing madden and oh man awkwardness

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    knock him out and cum on his back

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Shujin Katana wrote:
    dudes i don't know if he saw and he's playing madden and oh man awkwardness

    Whip it out and see if he wants a shot at it.

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  • hughtronhughtron __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    hughtron wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Lord Butters wrote:
    hughtron wrote:
    At the risk of sounding like a broken record here, it is about time we domesticated some Bears. Seriously.

    That would be awesome but bears are fucking assholes and they ain't ever gonna change.

    We can give them anti-growth hormones and it'll keep them as cubs and they'll be fucking adorable and the ones we don't give the hormones to can be raised to fight off PETA

    Keith want to be Best Friends

    y/n ?

    hughtron on
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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Hunter wrote:
    Shujin Katana wrote:
    dudes i don't know if he saw and he's playing madden and oh man awkwardness
    Whip it out and see if he wants a shot at it.
    no i think i am pretty good not doing that

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    knock him out and cum on his back

    That sounds familiar.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    hughtron wrote:
    hughtron wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Lord Butters wrote:
    hughtron wrote:
    At the risk of sounding like a broken record here, it is about time we domesticated some Bears. Seriously.

    That would be awesome but bears are fucking assholes and they ain't ever gonna change.

    We can give them anti-growth hormones and it'll keep them as cubs and they'll be fucking adorable and the ones we don't give the hormones to can be raised to fight off PETA

    Keith want to be Best Friends

    y/n ?

    n

    Want to be Bear Friends

    y/n ?

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