Sending out PMs now, it'll take a bit as they're all unique. When I post a Day 0 narration, we're underway and you can start posting/bugging me about your role.
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Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
Blared the Drudge Report headline. The accusation was completely groundless and based on a blurry image from something Matt Drudge had downloaded in his off hours, but the cause (assisted by the corporate behemoths who own the cable networks) caught fire and soon was the controversy of the day. People protested outside The Daily Show's office incessantly until Viacom finally phoned Jon Stewart and ordered him to fire Mr. Cenac. Wyatt went out gracefully, joking about the incident, but Jon vowed to prove his innocence and finally destroy the corrupt media which covered the story, regardless of its veracity.
Day 1 has begun!
Vote for someone whose time in the media will have to come to an end in !red Day 1 will last until 11 PM eastern tomorrow (July 7).
And yeah, this is because the numbers didn't work out and I couldn't think of a good power for Wyatt anyway. Sorry Wyatt, you're my second favorite correspondent!
For reference, the standard conservative win is to destroy The Daily Show and to outnumber liberals when that happens, the standard liberal win is to destroy The Daily Show and outnumber conservatives when that happens. The Daily Show win is the usual, if they outnumber the rest of you, they win.
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Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
Any questions about roles, PM me. Or if you enjoy them and would like to state your appreciation, that's cool too. I'll be posting them all at the end. And maybe some of the people who didn't quite make the cut.
Clarifications, ask in orange, as is standard.
Role play if you like, but there are obvious disadvantages to that.
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Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
My role is almost as awesome as my show's ratings.
Also: it's just a fact that !LoserforHireX runs a biased program. It's a fact. Everybody knows it; even the guys running the random number generator at Orokos.
Top stories! Wyatt Cenac from the Daily Show fired! Jon Stewart is fired up! We have Ann Coulter, Mary Katharine Ham, and Dennis Miller to comment on today's shocking news.
Oil Split in Gulf now being blamed on fishermen from Florida. But is this a BP cover-up?
And of course our Pen-heads and Patriots and Viewer E-mail!
Caution! You about to enter The No Truth Zone! The Factor begins now!
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
I have it on good authority* that !samurai6966 has ties to terrorist and other anti-American organizations like the Taliban, Iraq, and France. Now, this may not be true, but !samurai6966 hasn't stepped forward and discounted these accusations, has he?
AegisFear My DanceOvershot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered Userregular
edited July 2010
Breaking News Alert: !Ringo has been spotted not going to a church on Sunday. See everyone, this War on Christmas is still well organized and committed to the destruction of our Faith. Be vigilant!
Friends, I don't have to tell you that I love this Phalla. I wholeheartedly believe this is the greatest Phalla on Earth, and I know most of you out there feel the same way I do. But it's come to my attention that there may be a few people out there who don't love this Phalla quite as much. Who maybe think that this Phalla has "game-balance problems" or "encourages juvenile behavior" or other similar nonsense. They sit up in their ivory towers, too good for backbreaking vote analysis that the real good hardworking Phallicans do, satisfying themselves in their soft networks of self-congratulation.
Now these unPhallican and unserious fellas think it's okay to walk around right in the open without even pretending to love this Phalla. Why look at CapFalcon over there. Did you know you can rearrange the letters in his name to spell "Calf Pacon?" and what does that sound like to you? I'm not saying that it's true, but a lot of good Phallicans believe that the only think this "Captain" (quotes because there is NO evidence that he has ever served in the military) would like to do is return us to pagan worship of golden calfs like the faithless Israelites. Well, some of us believe in a Christian Phalla based on Christian principles and we just won't stand for it. No sir. All we want to do is vote people out and seer them just like it tells us in the Bible, and if they don't like it, well they can go to Debate and Discourse for all I care.
What, you need somebody to hold your hand and spell it out for you? You really need to be spoonfed your news by unreliable sources like the Megatin Media Conglomerate?
Take it from me: You can't trust those RNGs. You just can't. It's all opinion and spin.
What, you need somebody to hold your hand and spell it out for you? You really need to be spoonfed your news by unreliable sources like the Megatin Media Conglomerate?
Take it from me: You can't trust those RNGs. You just can't. It's all opinion and spin.
Listen, do you think our founding fathers picked the date July 4, 1776 for a specific reason? Of course not! The pulled it out of their... hat... like any good American would. 10 ammendments in the bill of rights? Why not 8, or 12? That's right, RNG.
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adventfallsWhy would you wish to know?Registered Userregular
edited July 2010
Reserve up to take up the cause of Johnny Stew-Beef and President Colbert.
Patriots, my sleep has been troubled of late. Try as I might, I've been unable to get the eight hours of beauty sleep that I so richly deserve. And why, you ask? Why am I denied the rest and relaxation that is the God-given right of all Americans? A question. A question that gnaws at me like a bulldog on a fresh strip of rawhide. A question that, insignificant as it may seem, could spell the doom of you, your family, and this country which you hold so dear. That question, my friends, is this:
Why does Romanqwerty hate freedom?
PS: Sell your gold and buy a fallout shelter. End times are coming! kthxbai...
Listen, do you think our founding fathers picked the date July 4, 1776 for a specific reason? Of course not! The pulled it out of their... hat... like any good American would. 10 ammendments in the bill of rights? Why not 8, or 12? That's right, RNG.
Would you look at this pinhead? This guy thinks our founding fathers would turn to something as Liberal - as unconstitutional - as an RNG to make our constitution.
There's 10 amendments in the Constitution, and there's 10 Commandments in the Bible. Think on that one for a little while.
In light of recent news showing clearly that romanqwerty is a terrorist and a hater of freedom around the world, I am obligated to voice my disapproval. I can only hope the urban and suburban vote follows me.
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RingoHe/Hima distinct lack of substanceRegistered Userregular
edited July 2010
I'm not saying romanqwerty is a lizardman. You are. And that's what any proud American would tell their children. Because they support the troops.
Is it true that Phyphor raped and murdered a girl in 1990?
That's a very important question, I have to agree. I mean, everyone has to agree - there's nothing more serious than that kind of criminal act. And, y'know, i'm not saying it's true - but why won't the guy just come out and tell us he didn't do it? Why can't he look me square in the eyes and tell me he's innocent?
Ebfan, why won't you address the comments that you are secretly a Daily Show correspondent doing a deep cover news piece?
See, you don't make it about the rape and murder, you make it about their silence about the rape and murder. Doing it your way totally misses the actual point of that rhetorical trick.
This thread is apparently a rightwing echo chamber
This thread is straight down the middle. We have not said one thing in this Phalla that isn't true. I mean, what other Phalla can tell you that? What, you think that just because TRON phalla calls itself 'the most trusted phalla in CF' that it's going to give you all the facts? That it's going to give you the village and the mafia's side of the story?
for some reason... my RNG was stuck on #20.... hurray Orange Soda
Thanks Dunadan, I was going to call out the earlier RNG vote but it was sourced and properly verifiable as any good statistical piece should be.
You just have a shoddy opinion piece and claim that "The math works out". That will never do.
Dunadan, why do you refuse to discuss the numbers? Some say it's because of your clandestine fondling of such numbers. Why won't you tell us the truth? Don't we deserve at least that much?
Results are accurate to within a statistical margin 95% of the time. Survey results taken from a comprehensive set of posts in this most glorious phalla. Rumors that Capfalcon was attempting to stuff the ballot box by voting multiple times are nonsense.
See? I mean, the Liberals always accuse this Phalla - sometimes they even attack us personally, on matters that have nothing t do with the content of our programming - for being 'unfair'. But you can't argue with those numbers, can you? No, you can't argue with it. It's obvious. You just can't argue with it.
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Blared the Drudge Report headline. The accusation was completely groundless and based on a blurry image from something Matt Drudge had downloaded in his off hours, but the cause (assisted by the corporate behemoths who own the cable networks) caught fire and soon was the controversy of the day. People protested outside The Daily Show's office incessantly until Viacom finally phoned Jon Stewart and ordered him to fire Mr. Cenac. Wyatt went out gracefully, joking about the incident, but Jon vowed to prove his innocence and finally destroy the corrupt media which covered the story, regardless of its veracity.
Day 1 has begun!
Vote for someone whose time in the media will have to come to an end in !red Day 1 will last until 11 PM eastern tomorrow (July 7).
And yeah, this is because the numbers didn't work out and I couldn't think of a good power for Wyatt anyway. Sorry Wyatt, you're my second favorite correspondent!
For reference, the standard conservative win is to destroy The Daily Show and to outnumber liberals when that happens, the standard liberal win is to destroy The Daily Show and outnumber conservatives when that happens. The Daily Show win is the usual, if they outnumber the rest of you, they win.
Clarifications, ask in orange, as is standard.
Role play if you like, but there are obvious disadvantages to that.
Also: it's just a fact that !LoserforHireX runs a biased program. It's a fact. Everybody knows it; even the guys running the random number generator at Orokos.
RNG for Exposing Liberal Media Bias:: 1d30 25
Top stories! Wyatt Cenac from the Daily Show fired! Jon Stewart is fired up! We have Ann Coulter, Mary Katharine Ham, and Dennis Miller to comment on today's shocking news.
Oil Split in Gulf now being blamed on fishermen from Florida. But is this a BP cover-up?
And of course our Pen-heads and Patriots and Viewer E-mail!
Caution! You about to enter The No Truth Zone! The Factor begins now!
ROLE play, eh? So you're suggesting we just play our "roles" like good little "citizens." You know, I think I've seen this before.
That's right. COMMUNISM
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Freedom.
Liberty.
And because we're all white.
Lets not get distracted by other things.
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
WHAT IS HE HIDING?
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Shut up! SHUT UP!
How many Peabody awards have you won?
Now these unPhallican and unserious fellas think it's okay to walk around right in the open without even pretending to love this Phalla. Why look at CapFalcon over there. Did you know you can rearrange the letters in his name to spell "Calf Pacon?" and what does that sound like to you? I'm not saying that it's true, but a lot of good Phallicans believe that the only think this "Captain" (quotes because there is NO evidence that he has ever served in the military) would like to do is return us to pagan worship of golden calfs like the faithless Israelites. Well, some of us believe in a Christian Phalla based on Christian principles and we just won't stand for it. No sir. All we want to do is vote people out and seer them just like it tells us in the Bible, and if they don't like it, well they can go to Debate and Discourse for all I care.
Unfortunately, I'm out of time, so I'm going to have to leave it there. Join me tomorrow when I investigate the growing trend of RNG voting.
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What, you need somebody to hold your hand and spell it out for you? You really need to be spoonfed your news by unreliable sources like the Megatin Media Conglomerate?
Take it from me: You can't trust those RNGs. You just can't. It's all opinion and spin.
I admit I have been outFoxed.
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Listen, do you think our founding fathers picked the date July 4, 1776 for a specific reason? Of course not! The pulled it out of their... hat... like any good American would. 10 ammendments in the bill of rights? Why not 8, or 12? That's right, RNG.
Carry on.
Why does Romanqwerty hate freedom?
PS: Sell your gold and buy a fallout shelter. End times are coming! kthxbai...
Fitting that The Ender was the person who ended up on the receiving end of an improbability of impossible odds.
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Would you look at this pinhead? This guy thinks our founding fathers would turn to something as Liberal - as unconstitutional - as an RNG to make our constitution.
There's 10 amendments in the Constitution, and there's 10 Commandments in the Bible. Think on that one for a little while.
That's a very important question, I have to agree. I mean, everyone has to agree - there's nothing more serious than that kind of criminal act. And, y'know, i'm not saying it's true - but why won't the guy just come out and tell us he didn't do it? Why can't he look me square in the eyes and tell me he's innocent?
Ebfan, why won't you address the comments that you are secretly a Daily Show correspondent doing a deep cover news piece?
See, you don't make it about the rape and murder, you make it about their silence about the rape and murder. Doing it your way totally misses the actual point of that rhetorical trick.
This thread is straight down the middle. We have not said one thing in this Phalla that isn't true. I mean, what other Phalla can tell you that? What, you think that just because TRON phalla calls itself 'the most trusted phalla in CF' that it's going to give you all the facts? That it's going to give you the village and the mafia's side of the story?
Don't count on it, son.
Thanks Dunadan, I was going to call out the earlier RNG vote but it was sourced and properly verifiable as any good statistical piece should be.
You just have a shoddy opinion piece and claim that "The math works out". That will never do.
Dunadan, why do you refuse to discuss the numbers? Some say it's because of your clandestine fondling of such numbers. Why won't you tell us the truth? Don't we deserve at least that much?
Romanqwerty - 3
Orange Soda - 1
Ebfan - 1
LoserForHireX - 1
Ringo - 1
Capfalcon - 1
Aegis - 1
Megatin - 1
Phyphor - 1
samurai6966 - 1
Duna - 1
Results are accurate to within a statistical margin 95% of the time. Survey results taken from a comprehensive set of posts in this most glorious phalla. Rumors that Capfalcon was attempting to stuff the ballot box by voting multiple times are nonsense.