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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    the only thing that is going to assassinate lady gaga is her own vomit

    No. This can't happen. I will not let her be martyred along side Cobain and Hendrix.

    She must have a long, full career. Then, as she reaches her mid 40s, she becomes irrelevant and attempts to "reinvent" herself in numerous ways. But they all fail. And eventually, it drives her to insanity and she finishes the rest of her life in a mental institution.

    I'm gonna see her in a couple of weeks at the Toyota Center.

    I'm seeing her in August.

    Who wants to come I got an extra ticket!

    So It Goes on
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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    the only thing that is going to assassinate lady gaga is her own vomit

    Lady Gaga seems to have it pretty together actually

    I mean fuck, Keith Richards and Robert Plant and Paul McCartney are still alive

    In fact if Gaga keeps in shape with all the huge sunglasses and crazy masks she wears she could probably keep doing this until her 50s.

    ...

    Maybe she'll have a daughter and then one day call her daughter in. She'll be sitting in an elegant velvet chair, facing the grand windows of her vast library.

    Her daughter will say "Mother, why did you call me? I had to behead the Russian china dolls for Lady Gaga's new gown. After all, we are but a simple family in toil to her services."

    Lady Gaga will spin around in the chair and face her daughter. She'll look severe, but a dancing delight will hide beneath her solar powered sunglasses.

    "My daughter," she will say gravely. "I am Lady Gaga. And now, you are Lady Gaga, as your daughter will be Lady Gaga one day."

    No one will know why Lady Gaga shows up thirty years younger, though there'll be whispers of plastic surgery and bathing in virgins blood, but really it'll just be a crown, grown heavy with the praises of fashion designers and fans alike, passed from be-wigged head to head

    Have you ever considered Auto-Tune? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Gaga.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    What you find sexy is like the number one most malleable thing ever.

    i dunno

    your mom's p. malleable

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    BLARGH.

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    CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm into Winky's mom kissing hot dudes.

    Corbius on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Lady Gaga seems to have it pretty together actually

    I like that we live in a world where "isn't dead" means "has it pretty well together".

    That's a nice benchmark we've set for ourselves.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Wasn't there a rumor Daniel Craig Bond might have a gay encounter in the next movie or something?

    I might have a heart attack in the movie theater.

    So It Goes on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    the only thing that is going to assassinate lady gaga is her own vomit

    No. This can't happen. I will not let her be martyred along side Cobain and Hendrix.

    She must have a long, full career. Then, as she reaches her mid 40s, she becomes irrelevant and attempts to "reinvent" herself in numerous ways. But they all fail. And eventually, it drives her to insanity and she finishes the rest of her life in a mental institution.

    I'm gonna see her in a couple of weeks at the Toyota Center.

    I'm seeing her in August.

    Who wants to come I got an extra ticket!

    Sure fly me out there.

    Sarksus on
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    girls who are into dudes kissing mystify me as much as dudes who are into girls kissing

    One hot dude = hot

    Two hot dudes = 2x hot

    Two hot dudes makin' out = holy shit 10000x hot
    171-1216121412-BushKissingSaudiPrince.jpg
    :winky:

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    What you find sexy is like the number one most malleable thing ever.

    i dunno

    your mom's p. malleable

    Sadly, as malleable as attraction is, I don't think she'd ever be capable of stooping to your level. I mean sure some people are turned on by absolute filth, but there's got to be some limits.

    Winky on
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    She said hot dudes.

    So It Goes on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Wasn't there a rumor Daniel Craig Bond might have a gay encounter in the next movie or something?

    I might have a heart attack in the movie theater.
    I thought the rumor was that the next Bond would be gay or possibly black.

    matt has a problem on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    the only thing that is going to assassinate lady gaga is her own vomit

    No. This can't happen. I will not let her be martyred along side Cobain and Hendrix.

    She must have a long, full career. Then, as she reaches her mid 40s, she becomes irrelevant and attempts to "reinvent" herself in numerous ways. But they all fail. And eventually, it drives her to insanity and she finishes the rest of her life in a mental institution.

    I'm gonna see her in a couple of weeks at the Toyota Center.

    I'm seeing her in August.

    Who wants to come I got an extra ticket!

    meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Wasn't there a rumor Daniel Craig Bond might have a gay encounter in the next movie or something?

    I might have a heart attack in the movie theater.

    I thought he just said it was something he thought should happen, and then everyone nodded their heads and pretended like the series wasn't too hidebound to push that boundary.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    GAH I just want to play Borderlands :(

    WELL YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOVE JESUS ENOUGH

    Actually it is because I am at work for another 5 hours.

    I hate your time zone.

    http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYYF7UA52po

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    girls who are into dudes kissing mystify me as much as dudes who are into girls kissing

    One hot dude = hot

    Two hot dudes = 2x hot

    Two hot dudes makin' out = holy shit 10000x hot
    171-1216121412-BushKissingSaudiPrince.jpg
    :winky:

    My vagina just withered up and crumpled outwards, like a paper snake hanging from the ceiling

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    What you find sexy is like the number one most malleable thing ever.

    i dunno

    your mom's p. malleable

    Sadly, as malleable as attraction is, I don't think she'd ever be capable of stooping to your level. I mean sure some people are turned on by absolute filth, but there's got to be some limits.

    man i am absolutely vanilla compared to some of you fucking degenerates

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Jesus, are you perverts still talking about sex?
    Too much talk not enough action

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Corbius wrote: »
    I'm into Winky's mom kissing hot dudes.

    Why? it's not like you are getting kissed.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    My vagina just withered up and crumpled outwards, like a paper snake hanging from the ceiling

    D:

    ..


    :winky:

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Jesus, are you perverts still talking about sex?
    Too much talk not enough action

    LOOK http://i48.tinypic.com/2gxp8ap.jpg

    So It Goes on
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsfWu3IVoS4

    I'm convinced this guy partly filed this so he could travel to Australia and LA.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Jesus, are you perverts still talking about sex?
    Too much talk not enough action

    I put on my robe and wizard hat

    Senjutsu on
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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Wasn't there a rumor Daniel Craig Bond might have a gay encounter in the next movie or something?

    I might have a heart attack in the movie theater.
    I thought the rumor was that the next Bond would be gay or possibly black.

    Samuel L Jackson should've starred as Bond.

    Cokebotle on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    girls who are into dudes kissing mystify me as much as dudes who are into girls kissing

    One hot dude = hot

    Two hot dudes = 2x hot

    Two hot dudes makin' out = holy shit 10000x hot
    171-1216121412-BushKissingSaudiPrince.jpg
    :winky:

    My vagina just withered up and crumpled outwards, like a paper snake hanging from the ceiling
    Is this one of those insults in a foreign language that don't translate well into english?

    matt has a problem on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    _J_ wrote: »
    My vagina just withered up and crumpled outwards, like a paper snake hanging from the ceiling

    D:

    ..


    :winky:

    Isn't that kind of like having an erection?

    Winky on
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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Wasn't there a rumor Daniel Craig Bond might have a gay encounter in the next movie or something?

    I might have a heart attack in the movie theater.
    I thought the rumor was that the next Bond would be gay or possibly black.

    Samuel L Jackson should've starred as Bond.

    What did you say? Don Cheadle? Agreed!

    So It Goes on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Corbius wrote: »
    I'm into Winky's mom kissing hot dudes.

    Why? it's not like you are getting kissed.

    maybe he likes to watch

    Senjutsu on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the next bond will be danny glover

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    girls who are into dudes kissing mystify me as much as dudes who are into girls kissing

    One hot dude = hot

    Two hot dudes = 2x hot

    Two hot dudes makin' out = holy shit 10000x hot
    171-1216121412-BushKissingSaudiPrince.jpg
    :winky:

    My vagina just withered up and crumpled outwards, like a paper snake hanging from the ceiling
    Is this one of those insults in a foreign language that don't translate well into english?

    It is much more poetic in its native Canadianese

    Senjutsu on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Wasn't there a rumor Daniel Craig Bond might have a gay encounter in the next movie or something?

    I might have a heart attack in the movie theater.
    I thought the rumor was that the next Bond would be gay or possibly black.

    Samuel L Jackson should've starred as Bond.
    Before the credits are finished he's executed the villain and impregnated every bond girl from the previous 21 movies.

    matt has a problem on
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    If I had actually posted a pic of a couple of hot dudes kissing though I'd have to listen to another spate of dumb comments accusing me of creeping up chat, being obsessed with pornography, and constantly flooding you guys with gay shock imagery.

    So you get lolcats and bad photoshops of politicians I dun like.

    -edit-

    Oh, and the occasional youtube vid and shark/sea kitten pics.

    Regina Fong on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Wasn't there a rumor Daniel Craig Bond might have a gay encounter in the next movie or something?

    I might have a heart attack in the movie theater.
    I thought the rumor was that the next Bond would be gay or possibly black.

    Samuel L Jackson should've starred as Bond.

    What did you say? Don Cheadle? Agreed!

    I would watch gay pornography starring Don Cheadle.

    Winky on
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Next bond will be Eddie Murphy.

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    Armored GorillaArmored Gorilla Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Jesus, are you perverts still talking about sex?
    Too much talk not enough action

    LOOK http://i48.tinypic.com/2gxp8ap.jpg

    That's a nice aquarium.

    Armored Gorilla on
    "I'm a mad god. The Mad God, actually. It's a family title. Gets passed down from me to myself every few thousand years."
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    the next bond will be danny glover

    nah, he's too old for that shit

    Senjutsu on
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    CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Wasn't there a rumor Daniel Craig Bond might have a gay encounter in the next movie or something?

    I might have a heart attack in the movie theater.
    I thought the rumor was that the next Bond would be gay or possibly black.

    Samuel L Jackson should've starred as Bond.

    What did you say? Don Cheadle? Agreed!

    Hm... also acceptable.

    Cokebotle on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    My vagina just withered up and crumpled outwards, like a paper snake hanging from the ceiling

    D:

    ..


    :winky:

    Isn't that kind of like having an erection?

    What the hell kind of erections are you having?

    _J_ on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    $800 shoes. $9 camera.

    matt has a problem on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Jesus, are you perverts still talking about sex?
    Too much talk not enough action

    LOOK http://i48.tinypic.com/2gxp8ap.jpg

    That's a nice aquarium.

    That's a nice leg.

    _J_ on
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