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ZAP! ( Its the end of the world as we know it. Do you feel fine? )
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Z.A.P.!
Zombie Apocalypse Plan
Zombie Apocalypse Plan
Welcome to the new age people. It will all be a wasteland someday. We all know its true, but we lie to ourselves as long as the groceries are fresh, the gas keeps flowing, and the lights stay on.
But what happens when all that breaks down? What happens when the dead begin to rise? And what happens when grandma takes more than a double tap to the head to take down?
These are questions you should be asking yourselves. For you never know when the Zombie Apocalypse will happen.
Its a simple multi-step program to get prepared for the worst. Here are some friendly steps you can take to prepare yourself.
Step 1. Know your allies.
Know who you can rely on in a fight. Know who can run and when to leave grandma at home as bait. Know who will shoot you in the head when the time comes that you start to turn. And know who you are able to put down without a fight. Its a fine balance between who is strong enough to carry you, and who is weak enough to be put down like the Zombie they will become.
Step 2. Know where your supplies are.
You think its as simple as fresh water and food? What about weapons? What about transportation? What about those twinkies you've been looking for? Knowing where to get a bite while not being bitten is only half the problem. Eventually food runs out. Sustainability becomes the key.
Step 3. Grandma Got Run Over By A Homicidal Freak Named Reindeer.
Learn to quell that sentimental urge. You may love your family. You may love your significant other. But if you love someone, you've got to be prepared to put them down when they get infected. Zombies don't feel love. But some of them can smell sex from miles away.
Step 4. In The Navy, You Can Sail The Seven Seas.
Mainland is where the infection will be at its worst. Know your way off land and know it well. Its a known fact the Zeds won't be able to swim. And water masks scents. Whether your make your home on a wide lake, the Mississippi, or out on the slicks of the Gulf O Mexico... You have to know your way around water. If you don't know how to swim, be sure that you don't smell like bait.
Step 5. DIABEETUS
That first aid kit is looks awful useful right now. So does that antibiotic. Scrapes, cuts, bites, infection, and fever are as big of enemies on the run as any Zed. Be sure to stock up on supplies. And be wary of the insulin dependant. Call Liberty Mutual Today.
With these 5 steps, and a little planning, you should be ready for the worst of it.
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let's be friends
and even if they were
you'd probably be the first to go.
The more time i spend writing short stories, the less time i will have when the zeds come to feed.
That and i dont have the attention span to write anything longer than a page.
it's 50 years old today
i don't think it's a very good book
I mean okay it's pretty good but it's responsible for every stupid thing in literature thereafter
like OH LETS SEE THINGS THROUGH A CHILDS EYESiodsfhudsafuoij;jio augh
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
that's a terrible excuse. if you can write an op, you can write a short story. go on! you obviously aren't short on time.
literally the cause of childrens books everywhere
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However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
yeah, the pedigree of the network really sold me on it
I mean, it was the audiobook
it had good readers
god i can't believe i forgot this happened
i am giggling like a schoolgirl
a manly schoolgirl
spreads quickly because of the homeless
we're left with the only people holding defensible positions existing largely in agrarian communities or desolate landscapes like africa or antartiYou know you love me,I know you care
Just shout whenever, And I'll be there
You want my love, You want my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart
Are we an item? Girl quit playing
Were just friends, What are you saying
Said theres another, Look right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time,
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
Me, my entire net worth, and my last days on earth at the Bunny Ranch.
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see but i have nothing of value.
jesus