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Pure UnGodly Decadence [The Grilled Cheese Burgermelt]
Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Teamregular
Welcome all you heathens and Philistines! I grant your eyes a sight of hedonism that brings us back to the days of our Detroit ancestors.
I present The Grilled Cheese Burgermelt, or as it will be known the Pure UnGodly Decadence.
This hulking beast of a meal clocks in at:
1500 calories (870 of those from fat)
79g of saturated fat
And a whopping 2090mg of sodium (trouncing the Double Down, which weighs in at a paltry 1380mg of salt)
As your mouth waters and you heart skips a beat, let us discuss this glorious creation, other culinary brutes who would shake the pillars of our world and what goes into sitting down to a meal that could rival King Louis the 16th himself.
if you rearranged those exact same ingredients you'd have the crappy plain burger nobody chooses, only with sandwich bread instead because they ran out of buns
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PwnanObrienHe's right, life sucks.Registered Userregular
edited July 2010
I'm not up on my Eastern philosophy but I'm pretty sure Buddha never died from shitting out all his organs.
the whole magic of a grilled cheese is getting that smooth transition from the grilled side of the bread (for the crunch) to the fluffyness of the bread (which means a relatively thick piece of airy white loaf) and into the gooeyness of the cheese.
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I make some delicious fucking grilled cheese sandwiches but I don't have any appropriate bread at the moment.
The best bread for grilled cheese is some thick cut whole wheat.
edit: like it's just a burger with double cheese and double bread, only the cheese is in the wrong spot.
It is not from love.
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Then I threw up.
I'm 5.
holy fuck could you be any more wrong
the sandwich that killed the concept of hope...
Have I not presented a meal that would surely have been Buddha's last request?
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Well it's not like the bread makes the sammich anyway.
What have you of cheese?
if you rearranged those exact same ingredients you'd have the crappy plain burger nobody chooses, only with sandwich bread instead because they ran out of buns
The Meat Mountain
KFC Double Down Luther Sandwich
Pulled Pork and Mash Potato Parfait
The Bacon Mug
what in Jesus fuck is wrong with you
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Sweet Jesus, I am in heaven!
I like whole wheat.
the bread is equally important in making an awesome grilled cheese
I shouldn't have read this thread.
I would even take a bite out of that bacon mug, even though it looks absolutely disgusting.
That pic in the OP looks so fucking tasty
REALLY
I can't believe I am being told what kinda bread to use for grilled cheese.
Just sucking on them.
Letting them go all mushy in my mouff.
Like a baby.
i feel like im being murdered
none of this mostly-lettuce-and-tomato-on-an-apologetic-bit-of-fried-bread nonsense
hells yes those are tasty
I can imagine making those at home would be a lot better for you, but still
That's awesome, because I haven't been there in forever, and should go soon
Grilled cheese burgermelt with a large Reese's Pieces sundae for dessert, shit yes
It should be a smooth gradient.
And then your mouth will orgasm.
And Uriel's won't.
Cadbury Creme Eggs Benedict
Inside-Out Spaghetti and Meatballs
The Meta-Pizza
The S.S. Meatship
The Deep-Fried Cheese Burrito
I feel you Uriel.
bro.
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it was pretty indistinguishable from eating a giant piece of chicken
Holy shit holy shit holy shit
white or sourdough
Seriously, fuck white bread.
I ate that shit my whole life.
then I discovered the MAGIC.
This thread will be a temple to decency and virtue.