If you want to fuck her, though, go out and buy a nice new fan for yourself and let her keep the old one or buy her a decent cheap one. It's an easy way to make yourself seem real nice and thoughtful.
If you want to fuck her, though, go out and buy a nice new fan for yourself and let her keep the old one or buy her a decent cheap one. It's an easy way to make yourself seem real nice and thoughtful.
Or be human and get on board with this newfangled air conditioning. IT'S THE FUTURE!
If you want to fuck her, though, go out and buy a nice new fan for yourself and let her keep the old one or buy her a decent cheap one. It's an easy way to make yourself seem real nice and thoughtful.
Or be human and get on board with this newfangled air conditioning. IT'S THE FUTURE!
She'd have to be pretty hot and/or pretty freaky to be worth buying her an air conditioner. Granted, she'd have to at least blow you for that, it's in the rules. Or you could go with, "Hey, it's pretty hot in here and I've got a window unit that keeps my room cool. Why don't you sleep in my bed and I'll sleep on the floor?" And then Bam! It's sexy time.
If you want to fuck her, though, go out and buy a nice new fan for yourself and let her keep the old one or buy her a decent cheap one. It's an easy way to make yourself seem real nice and thoughtful.
Or be human and get on board with this newfangled air conditioning. IT'S THE FUTURE!
not only do I not have windows in my room (just double french doors to the porch) but I'm only gonna be living here two months
air conditioners are expensive
anyway I do not want to "fuck her" but I'll wait until she gets back because she seems a little annoyed with myself and some other housemates and I don't want to exacerbate that
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Shank is above fucking.
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If you want to fuck her, though, go out and buy a nice new fan for yourself and let her keep the old one or buy her a decent cheap one. It's an easy way to make yourself seem real nice and thoughtful.
Or be human and get on board with this newfangled air conditioning. IT'S THE FUTURE!
not only do I not have windows in my room (just double french doors to the porch) but I'm only gonna be living here two months
air conditioners are expensive
anyway I do not want to "fuck her" but I'll wait until she gets back because she seems a little annoyed with myself and some other housemates and I don't want to exacerbate that
I just made a really nice steak. It'll be really great.
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My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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Exactly. Go, talk about how you don't know which male lead deserves her more and how it really inspired you to show your feelings more and not be such a tough guy because it's ok to cry and love. At least 3 lonely girls in the theatre will want you. Six if you can manage to fake a tear about how beautiful their love is.
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Exactly. Go, talk about how you don't know which male lead deserves her more and how it really inspired you to show your feelings more and not be such a tough guy because it's ok to cry and love. At least 3 lonely girls in the theatre will want you. Six if you can manage to fake a tear about how beautiful their love is.
you, madam, are a credit to your gender
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really, though, it's more that I don't think of girls that I "want to fuck." There are girls in whom I am romantically interested, but I'd never say, "Hey, that girl? I want to fuck her." don't really think that way
i got no problem with, like, people fuckin', or the word fuck
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really, though, it's more that I don't think of girls that I "want to fuck." There are girls in whom I am romantically interested, but I'd never say, "Hey, that girl? I want to fuck her." don't really think that way
i got no problem with, like, people fuckin', or the word fuck
So, you don't see a bikini model and ever think, "Hey, I could stand to put my penis in that vaginer!"
Pardon me madam, but the snugness with which your pants conform to your buttocks stirs my libido fiercely. Would you object if I shared with you the fact that, should you be willing, of course, I would engage in sexual intercourse with you, and without even the aid of an alcoholic beverage?
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I know I have.
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Pardon me madam, but the snugness with which your pants conform to your buttocks stirs my libido fiercely. Would you object if I shared with you the fact that, should you be willing, of course, I would engage in sexual intercourse with you, and without even the aid of an alcoholic beverage?
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Or be human and get on board with this newfangled air conditioning. IT'S THE FUTURE!
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She'd have to be pretty hot and/or pretty freaky to be worth buying her an air conditioner. Granted, she'd have to at least blow you for that, it's in the rules. Or you could go with, "Hey, it's pretty hot in here and I've got a window unit that keeps my room cool. Why don't you sleep in my bed and I'll sleep on the floor?" And then Bam! It's sexy time.
not only do I not have windows in my room (just double french doors to the porch) but I'm only gonna be living here two months
air conditioners are expensive
anyway I do not want to "fuck her" but I'll wait until she gets back because she seems a little annoyed with myself and some other housemates and I don't want to exacerbate that
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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What spring does with the cherry trees.
workin'.
Rednecks are like MacGyver and nature. They always find a way, there are mullets, and babies are usually produced.
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How mad am I that I can't find the virtual sex scene from Demolition Man? Very mad.
tonight I'm watching eclipse against my will
Why?
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because my best friend is a strange and awful person and it is his birthday
I though it was because Jordyn's cats wanted to see it.
Neva fo'give action.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k80UQWWUIYs[url]
E: you know, might be better to link it just in case.[/url]
Jordyn's cats have way better taste than that
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Noted.
Also: Taking cats to a movie... that's just silly.
Y-yeah, yeah... only someone stupid would do that...
Exactly. Go, talk about how you don't know which male lead deserves her more and how it really inspired you to show your feelings more and not be such a tough guy because it's ok to cry and love. At least 3 lonely girls in the theatre will want you. Six if you can manage to fake a tear about how beautiful their love is.
I'm sure you fellows meant to have sexual intercourse with her, but that is a crude and incorrect word to use for such!
What spring does with the cherry trees.
you, madam, are a credit to your gender
It works best if you hide them in your sweatshirt...
man I hope this isn't a serious question
really, though, it's more that I don't think of girls that I "want to fuck." There are girls in whom I am romantically interested, but I'd never say, "Hey, that girl? I want to fuck her." don't really think that way
i got no problem with, like, people fuckin', or the word fuck
So, you don't see a bikini model and ever think, "Hey, I could stand to put my penis in that vaginer!"
hurtin' for a squirtin'
salivatin' for some copulatin'
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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