Pardon me madam, but the snugness with which your pants conform to your buttocks stirs my libido fiercely. Would you object if I shared with you the fact that, should you be willing, of course, I would engage in sexual intercourse with you, and without even the aid of an alcoholic beverage?
You know, I think that line is just crazy enough to work. I'll have to try it.
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Gentlemen do you spy the female further down the walkway from us? I find the rhythmic alternating tilt of her rear-quaters absolutely delightful to view and if, mayhap, she were to inquire of me the possibility of copulation occurring betwixt the two of us I would respond in a most positive and vigorous manner!
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I want to do with you
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Cosmopolitan Magazine is of the opinion that women with your fullness of figure are to be considered obese. I do not agree with this assessment, and have sent a letter to the editor indicating as much.
Exactly. Go, talk about how you don't know which male lead deserves her more and how it really inspired you to show your feelings more and not be such a tough guy because it's ok to cry and love. At least 3 lonely girls in the theatre will want you. Six if you can manage to fake a tear about how beautiful their love is.
dude uses a different vocabulary, ergo is emotionally manipulative and disingenuous
really, though, it's more that I don't think of girls that I "want to fuck." There are girls in whom I am romantically interested, but I'd never say, "Hey, that girl? I want to fuck her." don't really think that way
i got no problem with, like, people fuckin', or the word fuck
So, you don't see a bikini model and ever think, "Hey, I could stand to put my penis in that vaginer!"
oh I most definitely do that
not in so many words
but I'd never say "I want to fuck that stranger"
You know what else I wouldn't say?
I wouldn't say "consarnit" when I stubbed my toe
I wouldn't say "pop" or "Coke" instead of "soda"
I wouldn't say "spectacles" instead of "eyeglasses" or "automobile" instead of "car"
I'm not being morally superior here; I'm just saying that we use different words as a function of where or when we were raised or where we've lived, and tossing the word "fuck" around in regards to myself and a person isn't something I even heard a lot growing up
there sure was a lot of talking of "banging," though. Whole lotta bangspeak
e: just to clarify, this wasn't particularly directed at you, aberration. keep on doing your peeners vaginers thang, and god bless
Exactly. Go, talk about how you don't know which male lead deserves her more and how it really inspired you to show your feelings more and not be such a tough guy because it's ok to cry and love. At least 3 lonely girls in the theatre will want you. Six if you can manage to fake a tear about how beautiful their love is.
I can think of sexier things than 6 13 year olds.
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I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Exactly. Go, talk about how you don't know which male lead deserves her more and how it really inspired you to show your feelings more and not be such a tough guy because it's ok to cry and love. At least 3 lonely girls in the theatre will want you. Six if you can manage to fake a tear about how beautiful their love is.
gonna have sex with my girlfriend and probably watch predators
Simultaneously?
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I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Man, I heard it's good. Maybe I should watch it, then.
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I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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a pity I got married before I could use this line
ah well, I'm better off
What spring does with the cherry trees.
dude uses a different vocabulary, ergo is emotionally manipulative and disingenuous
hrm
oh I most definitely do that
not in so many words
but I'd never say "I want to fuck that stranger"
You know what else I wouldn't say?
I wouldn't say "consarnit" when I stubbed my toe
I wouldn't say "pop" or "Coke" instead of "soda"
I wouldn't say "spectacles" instead of "eyeglasses" or "automobile" instead of "car"
I'm not being morally superior here; I'm just saying that we use different words as a function of where or when we were raised or where we've lived, and tossing the word "fuck" around in regards to myself and a person isn't something I even heard a lot growing up
there sure was a lot of talking of "banging," though. Whole lotta bangspeak
e: just to clarify, this wasn't particularly directed at you, aberration. keep on doing your peeners vaginers thang, and god bless
I can think of sexier things than 6 13 year olds.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
13 6 year olds!
No wait, that's sick.
c'est la SE++
uh wow squall chill out
English.
I am gonna fuck your mom to prove you are not better than me
He won't understand that. You have to bang his mom, not fuck her.
also play more deadly premonition
also I will do this
that is my weekend
lots of bangin' and predators
it's hard for me to stop thinking I'm better than you when you keep living in a godforsaken wasteland of irradiated scorpions and motherless convicts
you glad
Simultaneously?
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
Man, Predators is too important a movie to have a meaningless distraction like sex keep you from fully appreciating it
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
All you have to do is get behind her and have her lean over the seat in front of you so you can keep watching. Man, people these day are wicked lazy.
yes
also yes
and then you can both watch!
win-win
naw, that's flopping, that's something totally different (and equally EROTIC)
the word "fucking" makes me think of porno-sex because of what a violent word it is
"FUCK"
got those plosives all cuddled up in the back end
it's hard to make "bang" very violent, all you can really do is yell it and then people think you're super pumped about onomatopoeia
BANG
CRASH
"I took this chick back to my place last night and we totally crashed"
that's the opposite
wait where am I what happened who is the president
I done my taxes while banging
I think I can watch predators while bangin
hey honey, how'd you like some TOTAL PHALLIC DOMINATION
YOU PAID FOR THE WHOLE COCK, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE TIP
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
can I at least stroke your beautiful stache?
edit: fuck you shoe, got iced tea on my monitor
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
GET YOUR PICTURE TAKEN WITH TV'S JEFF FOXWORTHY
AND MY COCK
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
KIDS GET IN FREE BUT THEY CAN'T TOUCH MY COCK
SUNDAY
shoe has never consumated his marriage