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[Mini-Phalla] The Man: A Phalla of Suits & Conspiracy - Game Over! Phyphor wins!

The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
edited July 2010 in Critical Failures
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THE SITUATION

You are at a meeting of the inner circle of your megacorp multinational organization. The room is filled with cigar smoke. You are wearing your finest Valentino.
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As always, today's social climate being what it is, you have your trusty old 'Conda in your shoulder holster.
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You're here to discuss the erasure. Yes, that erasure. Once you've removed the final obstacle from your path, the nuisance NetWarriors won't be so much a nuisance anymore.

Even the two head company partners have come to oversee this key stage of planning.


Security is tight as such, as is to be expected. All parties are attending the meeting anonymously; faces, but no names. The building's Main Computer has also sealed the room - nobody gets in or out until the meeting is over.

THE COMPLICATION


Shortly after you took your seat, the Main Computer sounded a warning: there was a thermonuclear warhead planted in someone's briefcase, and it was set to detonate in 10 minutes. As well, someone - likely the same person who's briefcase the bomb was in - was an impostor. An android wearing a human disguise.

The room was already sealed, so there could be no evacuation. Te recommendation from the Main Computer was that everyone be patient while it initiated a full body scan of all attendees and checked their briefcases; the process should be completed well before the weapon goes off.

THE INITIATIVE


"Outrageous! That will eat far too much of my time!"

"Does that machine have any idea how much money I could be losing while we wait for it to scan everyone?"

"Pfft. We can figure this out. Piece of cake."

You simply chomp your cigar. They're right; you're the world's king-makers, dammit. The faster you can weed out this pest, the faster you can iron out the final plans for the erasure. Let the Main Computer scan away to it's heart's content as a precautionary measure - in the meantime, everyone can puts their heads together and figure-out who the phony is. Shouldn't take more than a minute or two.

THE RULES


The villagers are The Suits. The village has 5 days (each 'day' counting as two minutes worth of game time) to eliminate the Mafia and shut off the bomb. If you do that, you win! If you don't...
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Each villager can Vote for one person each day, and at the end of the day the person with the most votes is vaporized by the Main Computer. Standard stuff. However, each villager also has their trusty Colt Anaconda with them. They have six shots total, and can take up to three shots in a single day (each shot killing whomever you aim it at). If you want to shoot somebody, send me a PM. Something to keep in mind: the earlier you send the PM, the quicker you draw your gun. If you try to shoot someone but they shoot you first, you're eliminated and they're perfectly fine (well, until someone else shoots them, anyway).

The shooting will be resolved at the end of each day, and the people doing the shooting will be named publicly - so have your excuses for being trigger-happy ready.

If the village is reduced to 5 or fewer people...
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This Mini will have a total population of 30 folks. If you don't receive a PM from me before the game starts, you're a villager.


1. Aegis oooooo
[strike]2. Ringo[/strike]
3. Toxic Toys ooooo-
4. Shushnik oooooo
5. Phyphor oooooo
6. Sir Fabulous oooooo
[strike]7. 3Clipse[/strike]
8. look out it's sabs ooooo-
[strike]9. Erich Zahn[/strike]
10. romanqwerty oooo--
11. [strike]jdarksun[/strike]
12. [strike]TheLawinator[/strike]
13. [strike]Lucedes[/strike]
14. [strike]psolms[/strike]
15. [strike]Hippie[/strike]
[strike]16. Mr. Defecation[/strike]
[strike]17. The Anonymous[/strike]
[strike]18. Zandracon[/strike]
[strike]19. LoserForHireX[/strike]
[strike]20. Gumpy[/strike]
21. JaysonFour oooooo
[strike]22. Dunadan019[/strike]
[strike]23. Orange Soda[/strike]
[strike]24. Alegis[/strike]
25. Rawkking Goodguy ooo---
26. Capfalcon oooooo
27. ronrab oooooo
[strike]28. bratr[/strike]
[strike]29. Buzz Buzz[/strike]
[strike]30. moleface[/strike]




Vote close will be every night (after the game starts) at 11:00 PM Mountain Standard Time.


Day 1 Narration
Day 2 Narration
Day 3 Narration

The Roles

With Love and Courage
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  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Signup!

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  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    A man walks into a boardroom

    Also, if you haven't done it yet, post a link to this thread in the signup liss

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sign up

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  • edited July 2010
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ringo wrote: »
    A man walks into a boardroom

    Also, if you haven't done it yet, post a link to this thread in the signup liss

    And nobody walks out

    Phyphor on
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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sign up. Can I get a bigger gun than everybody else?

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Signup

    This is going to get ridiculous.

    3clipse on
    YaYa wrote: »
    FUCK YEAH LET'S FIGHT THE MOON
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i sign up

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  • Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    !Nepotism.

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sports Casual

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  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Damn, with the lack of simultaneous kills the best we could do on Day One is kill 29 of 30. Unless...

    Does vote kill happen before or after the gunplay shennanigans?

    Also, can you shoot yourself?

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I have to play this

    So I can kill 3 people day 1.

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  • LucedesLucedes never stops, never started Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    !this should be extremely short.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm going to submit kills for #28 29 & 30 before they even sign up!

    Phyphor on
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  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Genius!

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ringo wrote: »
    Damn, with the lack of simultaneous kills the best we could do on Day One is kill 29 of 30. Unless...

    Does vote kill happen before or after the gunplay shennanigans?

    Also, can you shoot yourself?

    Gunplay, then resolve Vote. If you voted out someone who was shot, vote is wasted.

    Yes, you may blow your own brains out.

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    hell yes for this

    can you change who you shoot? can you cancel a shot?

    psolms on
  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Ender wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    Damn, with the lack of simultaneous kills the best we could do on Day One is kill 29 of 30. Unless...

    Does vote kill happen before or after the gunplay shennanigans?

    Also, can you shoot yourself?

    Gunplay, then resolve Vote. If you voted out someone who was shot, vote is wasted.

    Yes, you may blow your own brains out.

    So a day 1, everyone dead tie is possible?


    i think we know what needs to happen

    romanqwerty on
  • HippieHippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So in!

    Hippie on
  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    psolms wrote: »
    hell yes for this

    can you change who you shoot? can you cancel a shot?

    No, you may not cancel a shot. Once you send me the PM, you've pulled the trigger. It's a done deal.

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Ender wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    Damn, with the lack of simultaneous kills the best we could do on Day One is kill 29 of 30. Unless...

    Does vote kill happen before or after the gunplay shennanigans?

    Also, can you shoot yourself?

    Gunplay, then resolve Vote. If you voted out someone who was shot, vote is wasted.

    Yes, you may blow your own brains out.

    So a day 1, everyone dead tie is possible?


    i think we know what needs to happen

    No, unless someone suicides there will always be someone standing after all the guns have gone off - your death prevents your shots after all. Of course at less than 5 people the nuke goes off anyway? Oh noes everyone is dying I'd better explode so I kill someone

    Phyphor on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    That guy in the op pic has a very short tie goin on

    M.D. on
  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Phyphor wrote: »
    The Ender wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    Damn, with the lack of simultaneous kills the best we could do on Day One is kill 29 of 30. Unless...

    Does vote kill happen before or after the gunplay shennanigans?

    Also, can you shoot yourself?

    Gunplay, then resolve Vote. If you voted out someone who was shot, vote is wasted.

    Yes, you may blow your own brains out.

    So a day 1, everyone dead tie is possible?


    i think we know what needs to happen

    No, unless someone suicides there will always be someone standing after all the guns have gone off - your death prevents your shots after all. Of course at less than 5 people the nuke goes off anyway? Oh noes everyone is dying I'd better explode so I kill someone

    Gunplay comes before the vote, so 29 people are shot, and the last person gets hit by the vote (Maybe by trickle down?)

    romanqwerty on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    is says right there that the vote is wasted

    M.D. on
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Can't think of anything witty to say... :(

    The Anonymous on
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gotta think on your feet in this high powered business world of supervising the erasure. Not having something witty to say will get you killed!

    Phyphor on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    so there is only 1 mafia? and are there village specials?

    M.D. on
  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    is says right there that the vote is wasted

    Indeed it does, but in principle, if everything goes perfect, we could have a day one everyone dead tie. Right?

    romanqwerty on
  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    so there is only 1 mafia? and are there village specials?

    File corrupted. Data unavailable.

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    is says right there that the vote is wasted

    Indeed it does, but in principle, if everything goes perfect, we could have a day one everyone dead tie. Right?

    Well it does say that the nuke goes off with fewer than 5 people left, so yes we could nuke ourselves into oblivion if we want.

    Also, the mafia can't have many members or they can just use their guns to wipe everyone out. Unless they don't have them

    What happens if you shoot at someone but someone else has already sent in a shoot order previously?

    Phyphor on
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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bang

    Zandracon on
  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Is the nuke going off with less than 5 people the mafia victory condition?

    romanqwerty on
  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    whoops, there was another page. nothing to see here.

    psolms on
  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Phyphor wrote: »
    is says right there that the vote is wasted

    Indeed it does, but in principle, if everything goes perfect, we could have a day one everyone dead tie. Right?

    Well it does say that the nuke goes off with fewer than 5 people left, so yes we could nuke ourselves into oblivion if we want.

    Also, the mafia can't have many members or they can just use their guns to wipe everyone out. Unless they don't have them

    What happens if you shoot at someone but someone else has already sent in a shoot order previously?

    Multiple gunshot wounds. Terrible way to go.

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Is the nuke going off with less than 5 people the mafia victory condition?

    File corrupted. Data unavailable.

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Minor update: THIS is recommended reading for all of the sharply dressed players of this phalla. At Megacorp multinational, safety is our number one priority.

    I wouldn't have insisted that you all carry a high caliber pistol if I didn't think that more guns would lead to fewer gunshot wounds.


    Do not disappoint me.

    The Ender on
    With Love and Courage
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I see what you did there.

    The Anonymous on
  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I can't help but be successful at this.

    LoserForHireX on
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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    !sign up

    Interesting!

    Gumpy on
  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    !Sign up!

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