Short one. Was driving up a main road, lady coming the other direction wasn't paying attention and made a left right in front of me. I ran smack into the side of her explorer at about 35 MPH. Fortunately, I was a novice rider at the time, and hit the front brake too hard, causing the tail end to come up off the ground. It worked out, because instead of having to go through the bike to smash into her truck, I was able to go over it, perhaps saving myself from a severely damaged leg. They came over the top of the bars, instead of catching on them and snapping in two. Then she got out and asked if she could use my phone. I was like "Bitch, i'm three seconds away from caving in your skull with my helmet." I let her use my phone, though.
My second bike broke after 500 miles (brand new), spent 2 months in the shop getting a new motor, basically, and got stolen two days after I got it back.
foolish american gets japanese come-uppance, 65 years later
:?
Well, the wreck wasn't my fault, first off. Secondly, American supersport bikes don't compare with the Japanese ones, yet. And I don't like cruisers or hogs.
Until you realize that, most likely, nothing will ever come of it.
i'll report you too, heretic
It happens, it just might not happen immediately. Although they do weight it - if you report people well, your reports are given priority. I have a suspicion that I'm high up on this list, too. Next time we have a hacker in the lobby, no-one report him but me, and we'll see if he loses connection. It happened last time.
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I would, but I will be looking at motorcycles. I should be on tonight around 9 PST. See you all then.
2006 Kawasaki ZX6-R.
Get that one.
I miss mine.
Don't click if you're a pussy.
That was actually my 05 Zixxer. My 06 got stolen. Fucking thieves ARGHHHHHHHHH.
See, I actually want a Harley, just to cruise around and enjoy the ride. Out of the seven friends I know that have bikes, and all have sportbikes, all have been in accidents.
One woke up in a ditch with both legs broken having taken out the 2x4's that hold up green road signs on the interstate. Still has no memory of how it happened.
One got sideswiped on the freeway and slid across 3 lanes of traffic on his back, with cars swerving around him.
One cut a deer in half in north carolina. He then got a Triumph Daytona 675 that was stolen out of the back of his truck, on a military base.
One laid his down merging on the freeway.
One got rear ended while stopped at a stoplight, enough so that the bike went into the intersection and he ended up on the car's hood.
Those are the interesting ones. I'm a little wary even though that stuff can happen on any bike. (except for maybe the deer.) I still like the idea of cruising/relaxing on a long ride.
Game stuff! For Scat and Josh, what do you guys do now that you're 10/70? are you working on mastering everything? or just rage, all day every day?
Also, I should probably cut back on my complaints if they're weighted. :P
I would, but I will be looking at motorcycles. I should be on tonight around 9 PST. See you all then.
2006 Kawasaki ZX6-R.
Get that one.
I miss mine.
Don't click if you're a pussy.
That was actually my 05 Zixxer. My 06 got stolen. Fucking thieves ARGHHHHHHHHH.
See, I actually want a Harley, just to cruise around and enjoy the ride. Out of the seven friends I know that have bikes, and all have sportbikes, all have been in accidents.
One woke up in a ditch with both legs broken having taken out the 2x4's that hold up green road signs on the interstate. Still has no memory of how it happened.
One got sideswiped on the freeway and slid across 3 lanes of traffic on his back, with cars swerving around him.
One cut a deer in half in north carolina. He then got a Triumph Daytona 675 that was stolen out of the back of his truck, on a military base.
One laid his down merging on the freeway.
One got rear ended while stopped at a stoplight, enough so that the bike went into the intersection and he ended up on the car's hood.
Those are the interesting ones. I'm a little wary even though that stuff can happen on any bike. (except for maybe the deer.) I still like the idea of cruising/relaxing on a long ride.
Game stuff! For Scat and Josh, what do you guys do now that you're 10/70? are you working on mastering everything? or just rage, all day every day?
Also, I should probably cut back on my complaints if they're weighted. :P
Nothing wrong with that. While I don't personally like them, cruisers are called cruisers for a reason. Supersports certainly aren't the most comfortable things. And yes, there is something about riding one that appears to paint a target on your back. Harleys tend to be loud, and big, and have a lot more shiny parts, which makes them much easier to notice. Which, the way people are today, is a good thing.
So, am I allowed to say that Scatman needs to calm down just a little bit?
Especially when he's shouting at me in FFA for using the Scar when I only have very few guns to choose from and I am at a comparatively very low level?
If i'm not allowed to say that, then I won't, it's cool. Just thought I'd better ask first.
MrVyngaardLive From New EtoileStraight Outta SosariaRegistered Userregular
edited July 2010
Nice work shutting those guys down, PA.
Did real good there, stomping the unwashed and unloved until one guy just kept hanging on trying to redeem himself by failing repeatedly. Six games, wasn't it?
Good show, team.
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"now I've got this mental image of caucuses as cafeteria tables in prison, and new congressmen having to beat someone up on inauguration day." - Raiden333
We already use the weapons we complain about most.
I don't have an DCOMA build, but only because I find scavanger to be much more useful.
I guess the only thing I complain about and don't personally use is the heartbeat sensor. It just takes up too much screen and too much of my attention if I throw it on something.
So, am I allowed to say that Scatman needs to calm down just a little bit?
Especially when he's shouting at me in FFA for using the Scar when I only have very few guns to choose from and I am at a comparatively very low level?
If i'm not allowed to say that, then I won't, it's cool. Just thought I'd better ask first.
Playing FFA is boring as hell. I rather play the other scum of the Xbox live and try to steam roll them. Also if i'm playing against PA, i'm for sure using a douchebag class. Mostly witcher/FAMAS works for me and keeps me entertained, but leveling up guns is a chore against PA.
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MrVyngaardLive From New EtoileStraight Outta SosariaRegistered Userregular
I hate the hb sensor so much. I think I used it for about five minutes then never touched it again.
It's funny mostly cause we all complain about tubes and OMADC and then in games it's "oh hey, xxxxxxxx is on the other tea-" *tubed*
I only use the heartbeat sensor if I find it on an enemy's weapon. But then I use it, abuse it, and gladly rub it in their face on HOW USEFUL THIS and WHY THANK YOU FOR SHARING afterward.
Otherwise it's just annoying and distracting.
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"now I've got this mental image of caucuses as cafeteria tables in prison, and new congressmen having to beat someone up on inauguration day." - Raiden333
Did real good there, stomping the unwashed and unloved until one guy just kept hanging on trying to redeem himself by failing repeatedly. Six games, wasn't it?
Good show, team.
yeah i think i was playing with you, we pretty much murdered every game lol.
I would, but I will be looking at motorcycles. I should be on tonight around 9 PST. See you all then.
2006 Kawasaki ZX6-R.
Get that one.
I miss mine.
Don't click if you're a pussy.
That was actually my 05 Zixxer. My 06 got stolen. Fucking thieves ARGHHHHHHHHH.
My dad had an 1100 Blackbird that some guy stole, then crashed into a cow on a country road at 170 miles per hour. He's still paralyzed from the neck down and breathing out of a tube. Karma motherfucker. Dad's still got a 600 Honda, but he doesn't ride it anymore because it gets him in trouble too often.
And I apologize for the whining in those FFAs... wasn't in the best of moods. Got a little tired of being SCAR'd repeatedly.
Did real good there, stomping the unwashed and unloved until one guy just kept hanging on trying to redeem himself by failing repeatedly. Six games, wasn't it?
Good show, team.
That was great Vyn you were omnipresent guiding us to victory!
Sorry for talking so much smack to those silly geese but they were the silliest of geese I say.
nah that smack talk was glorious.
especially the incoherent yelling when the game was about to start.
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PaperLuigi44My amazement is at maximum capacity.Registered Userregular
edited July 2010
I think I may get back into muting every random instantly, since there are some that live solely to scream into the mic while the map loads.
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0Replace4DisplaceThe best girls are ships and guns.Registered Userregular
edited July 2010
I pretty much preemptively mute anyone on the other team. Sometimes you'll meet decent human beings on XBL, which is an awesome experience but is far too rare.
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That was great Vyn you were omnipresent guiding us to victory!
Sorry for talking so much smack to those silly geese but they were the silliest of geese I say.
There's no shame in telling off people who deserve it, and they were a fine example of what's wrong with Xbox Live in general.
It was good putting to them; my first gaming experience on Live was some dude screaming <gay epithet> at the top of his lungs repeatedly in Gears of War. It wasn't quite the same as leaping through the headset and punching them in the crotch, but I'll take what I can get off this miserable service. :^:
EDIT: Every time we won, I imagined having this playing for us.
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"now I've got this mental image of caucuses as cafeteria tables in prison, and new congressmen having to beat someone up on inauguration day." - Raiden333
"now I've got this mental image of caucuses as cafeteria tables in prison, and new congressmen having to beat someone up on inauguration day." - Raiden333
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I'll admit it's fun when we all do it to someone in our lobby, and make no secret about it.
"Guys, IFuckedJesus's gamertag is xXkwiqscopzproXx if you want to report him."
"On it."
"...aaaannddd System Tampering. File Complaint. Done"
2006 Kawasaki ZX6-R.
Get that one.
I miss mine.
Don't click if you're a pussy.
That was actually my 05 Zixxer. My 06 got stolen. Fucking thieves ARGHHHHHHHHH.
Anyway, need to feed the L86 some kills later.
EDIT: Jesus, story there?
Short one. Was driving up a main road, lady coming the other direction wasn't paying attention and made a left right in front of me. I ran smack into the side of her explorer at about 35 MPH. Fortunately, I was a novice rider at the time, and hit the front brake too hard, causing the tail end to come up off the ground. It worked out, because instead of having to go through the bike to smash into her truck, I was able to go over it, perhaps saving myself from a severely damaged leg. They came over the top of the bars, instead of catching on them and snapping in two. Then she got out and asked if she could use my phone. I was like "Bitch, i'm three seconds away from caving in your skull with my helmet." I let her use my phone, though.
My second bike broke after 500 miles (brand new), spent 2 months in the shop getting a new motor, basically, and got stolen two days after I got it back.
:?
Well, the wreck wasn't my fault, first off. Secondly, American supersport bikes don't compare with the Japanese ones, yet. And I don't like cruisers or hogs.
It happens, it just might not happen immediately. Although they do weight it - if you report people well, your reports are given priority. I have a suspicion that I'm high up on this list, too. Next time we have a hacker in the lobby, no-one report him but me, and we'll see if he loses connection. It happened last time.
@gamefacts - Totally and utterly true gaming facts on the regular!
See, I actually want a Harley, just to cruise around and enjoy the ride. Out of the seven friends I know that have bikes, and all have sportbikes, all have been in accidents.
One woke up in a ditch with both legs broken having taken out the 2x4's that hold up green road signs on the interstate. Still has no memory of how it happened.
One got sideswiped on the freeway and slid across 3 lanes of traffic on his back, with cars swerving around him.
One cut a deer in half in north carolina. He then got a Triumph Daytona 675 that was stolen out of the back of his truck, on a military base.
One laid his down merging on the freeway.
One got rear ended while stopped at a stoplight, enough so that the bike went into the intersection and he ended up on the car's hood.
Those are the interesting ones. I'm a little wary even though that stuff can happen on any bike. (except for maybe the deer.) I still like the idea of cruising/relaxing on a long ride.
Game stuff! For Scat and Josh, what do you guys do now that you're 10/70? are you working on mastering everything? or just rage, all day every day?
Also, I should probably cut back on my complaints if they're weighted. :P
Scatman rages for the rage of it.
Nothing wrong with that. While I don't personally like them, cruisers are called cruisers for a reason. Supersports certainly aren't the most comfortable things. And yes, there is something about riding one that appears to paint a target on your back. Harleys tend to be loud, and big, and have a lot more shiny parts, which makes them much easier to notice. Which, the way people are today, is a good thing.
No. I'm trying to 100%
g0tr0 is a little bitch that can't even get an EMP let alone a nuke, and will never 100% it.
:P
Especially when he's shouting at me in FFA for using the Scar when I only have very few guns to choose from and I am at a comparatively very low level?
If i'm not allowed to say that, then I won't, it's cool. Just thought I'd better ask first.
Also, say whatever the fuck you want. If Scat's yelling at you, mute him. No one cares.
I know nerd rage when I hear it.
Did real good there, stomping the unwashed and unloved until one guy just kept hanging on trying to redeem himself by failing repeatedly. Six games, wasn't it?
Good show, team.
Well, except for me of course. I'm actually worse with the explosives, tube included. I'll just get my FAL.
I don't have an DCOMA build, but only because I find scavanger to be much more useful.
I guess the only thing I complain about and don't personally use is the heartbeat sensor. It just takes up too much screen and too much of my attention if I throw it on something.
Scatmans a bitch, just yell back at him! Its fun.
It's funny mostly cause we all complain about tubes and OMADC and then in games it's "oh hey, xxxxxxxx is on the other tea-" *tubed*
I only use the heartbeat sensor if I find it on an enemy's weapon. But then I use it, abuse it, and gladly rub it in their face on HOW USEFUL THIS and WHY THANK YOU FOR SHARING afterward.
Otherwise it's just annoying and distracting.
yeah i think i was playing with you, we pretty much murdered every game lol.
and aa12 makes my blood boil. i'm not okay with other people being okay with 14% accuracy because all they do is turn corners and retardfire RT.
My dad had an 1100 Blackbird that some guy stole, then crashed into a cow on a country road at 170 miles per hour. He's still paralyzed from the neck down and breathing out of a tube. Karma motherfucker. Dad's still got a 600 Honda, but he doesn't ride it anymore because it gets him in trouble too often.
And I apologize for the whining in those FFAs... wasn't in the best of moods. Got a little tired of being SCAR'd repeatedly.
That was great Vyn you were omnipresent guiding us to victory!
Sorry for talking so much smack to those silly geese but they were the silliest of geese I say.
especially the incoherent yelling when the game was about to start.
Fall Camo for each gun. Nothing else.
Edit: Me and some randoms rolled on Vyn, TANTRUM, and Vey earlier. It was amazing.
I need help with Ext. Mags for my sniper rifles, when ya gonna help meeeee!?
There's no shame in telling off people who deserve it, and they were a fine example of what's wrong with Xbox Live in general.
It was good putting to them; my first gaming experience on Live was some dude screaming <gay epithet> at the top of his lungs repeatedly in Gears of War. It wasn't quite the same as leaping through the headset and punching them in the crotch, but I'll take what I can get off this miserable service. :^:
EDIT: Every time we won, I imagined having this playing for us.
Why is live such a magnet for jibbering, obnoxious jizz pumpkins?
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/3/19/
I don't even have to click that, I know it's my favourite comic.