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Funny thing happened today at work

That_GuyThat_Guy I don't wanna be that guyRegistered User regular
edited July 2010 in Social Entropy++
I manage a small computer repair business. Much of my work includes backin up data. Sometimes you have to dig kind of deep to get it all. Most of the time this is fine, with nothing too tramatic. Today was the exeption. Guy drops off his computer for a backup and reload of Windows. In backing up his data, I found a directory hidden deep down in the Windows directory. It was marked as privite.

Before I go on, let me say a few things. You hope to never find compramising data (pics, videos, ect). It is just so much hassle to deal with. Occationally you run across people with really bad stuff installed (limewire, bearshare ect) and you have to set them straight. Most of the time you never EVER want to see your customer's "home made" photos and videos. The last thing I would want to find is pictures of the customer "with" other people.

Back to the story. In this privite folder (Set on thumbnail vew, thank you very much Vista) I see images of this guy WITH OTHER MEN. A few of them were blurred out, but most were of him and various other men. This guy has been married to his wife for 25 years and has 2 children with her. They are regulars here. I want to try to forget, but I don't think I am going to be able to look this guy in the eye when he comes to pick it up.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    When he comes back, whip out a camera and your dick. Raise one eyebrow slightly.

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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    set the pictures as his desktop background

    Edit: Screensaver would be funnier because he wouldn't see it right away

    Bedigunz on
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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    open up the conversation with

    "man it's been a bear of a day today"

    and then fit as many bear styled words into your speech as possible

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    tell him he should buy an external harddrive

    M.D. on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Photoshop your face over all the faces of the men he has been with.

    ChicoBlue on
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Photoshop your face over all the faces of the men he has been with.

    Addendum: Photoshop Chico's face all over the faces

    Faynor on
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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I have a suspicion this man may be cheating on his wife.

    Liiya on
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Photoshop your face over all the faces of the men he has been with.

    Yes, this.

    Do this.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    When he comes back, whip out a camera and your dick. Raise one eyebrow slightly.

    Turns out the guy lives in an open bisexual relationship and it turns him on.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Photoshop your face over all the faces of the men he has been with.

    This is by far the best thing you could do!

    Fandeathis on
    You fuck wit' Die Antwoord, you fuck wit' da army.
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I have a suspicion that this man wanted you to look at his privites.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I used to work with this super nice lady. I mean, she was so nice you couldn't even imagine her having sex. You'd just expect her to sit at home and knit small stuffed animals in her downtime.

    I guess at one point she backed up her iPod onto her work computer.

    When she left the company, I got to see pictures of her clad in leather with her cat o nine.

    Also, the lady loved her some pissing videos.

    mcp on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    That_Guy wrote: »
    I manage a small computer repair business. Much of my work includes backin up data. Sometimes you have to dig kind of deep to get it all. Most of the time this is fine, with nothing too tramatic. Today was the exeption. Guy drops off his computer for a backup and reload of Windows. In backing up his data, I found a directory hidden deep down in the Windows directory. It was marked as privite.

    Before I go on, let me say a few things. You hope to never find compramising data (pics, videos, ect). It is just so much hassle to deal with. Occationally you run across people with really bad stuff installed (limewire, bearshare ect) and you have to set them straight. Most of the time you never EVER want to see your customer's "home made" photos and videos. The last thing I would want to find is pictures of the customer "with" other people.

    Back to the story. In this privite folder (Set on thumbnail vew, thank you very much Vista) I see images of this guy WITH OTHER MEN. A few of them were blurred out, but most were of him and various other men. This guy has been married to his wife for 25 years and has 2 children with her. They are regulars here. I want to try to forget, but I don't think I am going to be able to look this guy in the eye when he comes to pick it up.

    It can be tough when he's looking at the back of your head

    Fiz on
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  • peterdevorepeterdevore Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sorry, you just gave too much personally identifiable information to make this a good story.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Why do people over the age of 12 even keep their nude/sex pics on their phones.

    I swear you could search the smartphones of all the girls at my college and find nudie pics on 2/3 of them.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    men secretly being gay while being married and having children?

    this is preposterous

    World as Myth on
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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    I have a suspicion this man may be cheating on his wife.

    oh yeaaaaaaaaah?

    and what gives you this suspicion, eh?

    Bad-Beat on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    I have a suspicion this man may be cheating on his wife.

    Well I say Homes, you've deduced another one. Now let us retire to the study, shoot up some morphine, and be stuffy together.

    Hunter on
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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Why do people over the age of 12 even keep their nude/sex pics on their phones.

    I swear you could search the smartphones of all the girls at my college and find nudie pics on 2/3 of them.

    i'm a little more troubled by the under 12 nude pics getting saved

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The evidence is cleeeearly circumstantial.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    But honestly. I'd be more disturbed by, say, pictures of him in a nazi uniform or of a KKK meeting or something.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I feel like you coulda sold this story to me a bit better

    FAQ on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the wife and kids are his beard and mustache

    M.D. on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Why do people over the age of 12 even keep their nude/sex pics on their phones.

    I swear you could search the smartphones of all the girls at my college and find nudie pics on 2/3 of them.

    i'm a little more troubled by the under 12 nude pics getting saved

    It's a sad day in life when 12 year olds are scoring more pussy then you are.

    Hunter on
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  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    Maybe his wife is the one taking the pictures.

    . on
    Gimme stuff. Please. And I don't just mean my Secret Satan.
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I have a suspicion this man may be cheating on his wife.

    oh yeaaaaaaaaah?

    and what gives you this suspicion, eh?
    Well the file is marked private, thus he does not want his missus to find out! Another mystery solved.

    Hunter wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I have a suspicion this man may be cheating on his wife.

    Well I say Homes, you've deduced another one. Now let us retire to the study, shoot up some morphine, and be stuffy together.
    How about a seven percent solution of cocaine, old boy? *monocle in*

    Liiya on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Indian Trading Company was very fond of Holmes and co., I'm sure.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Can't be a genius without some kind of addiction. It's how shit works.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I like to think I am reasonably intelligent, but that is despite of my addiction, though.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    That_Guy wrote: »
    I manage a small computer repair business. Much of my work includes backin up data. Sometimes you have to dig kind of deep to get it all. Most of the time this is fine, with nothing too tramatic. Today was the exeption. Guy drops off his computer for a backup and reload of Windows. In backing up his data, I found a directory hidden deep down in the Windows directory. It was marked as privite.

    Before I go on, let me say a few things. You hope to never find compramising data (pics, videos, ect). It is just so much hassle to deal with. Occationally you run across people with really bad stuff installed (limewire, bearshare ect) and you have to set them straight. Most of the time you never EVER want to see your customer's "home made" photos and videos. The last thing I would want to find is pictures of the customer "with" other people.

    Back to the story. In this privite folder (Set on thumbnail vew, thank you very much Vista) I see images of this guy WITH OTHER MEN. A few of them were blurred out, but most were of him and various other men. This guy has been married to his wife for 25 years and has 2 children with her. They are regulars here. I want to try to forget, but I don't think I am going to be able to look this guy in the eye when he comes to pick it up.

    WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY COMPUTER

    GOD MY WIFE IS GOING TO KILL ME

    Brolo on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    oh bugger this thread just reminded me that i have some salty pictures somewhere on one of my computers. I forget where!!

    Futore on
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  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Log into his facebook (because I'm sure he has his password saved) and post all the pics.

    Tag random people in his friends list as penises and scrotums

    Bedigunz on
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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Some forumers have my saucy pictures.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I have a suspicion this man may be cheating on his wife.

    oh yeaaaaaaaaah?

    and what gives you this suspicion, eh?
    Well the file is marked private, thus he does not want his missus to find out! Another mystery solved.

    Hunter wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    I have a suspicion this man may be cheating on his wife.

    Well I say Homes, you've deduced another one. Now let us retire to the study, shoot up some morphine, and be stuffy together.
    How about a seven percent solution of cocaine, old boy? *monocle in*

    Indubitably!

    Hunter on
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Limewire is bad for your software?

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • peterdevorepeterdevore Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    In high school I used to zip up my naughty things in password protected zip files, which i renamed to something innocuous like voice003.pak and put in some videogame asset directory. Then I'd forget which file it was and the passwords.

    peterdevore on
  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Limewire is bad for your software?

    You're joking right?

    Burden of Proof on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm currently searching a hard drive for them. how am I doing that? by searching ".jpg"

    I have literally no idea where these things are and they should not be floating around

    Futore on
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    ...no...

    Viscount Islands on
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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Limewire is illegal, at least in the U.S

    Huntera on
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