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[Mass Effect] Rambunctious Young Krogan Lasses

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  • Ad astraAd astra Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    That Shepard is the perfect example of why that which is dead, should stay dead.

    Ad astra on
  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    joshgotro wrote: »
    I'll more than likely get it tomorrow. I'll tell you how effective it makes just meleeing people.

    Did you ever happen to pick it up?

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  • PopesnaxPopesnax Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The real twist is that the Turian Councillor is actually correct and the Reapers really don't exist. The entire plot of Mass Effect was an elaborate hazing ritual which new Spectres are traditionally put through by their fellow Spectres.

    To Turians, the whole "Prothean Beacon" thing is a very obvious prank and they play along as part of the tradition. Unfortunately, Saren and Nihlus didn't realize that humans have a subtly different perception of humor and one thing led to another and now Saren's dead and everyone is too embarrassed to tell Shepard that its all been a prank so the Council is still awkwardly playing along because they can't figure out what to do.

    Popesnax on
  • EtherealEthereal Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ad astra wrote: »
    That Shepard is the perfect example of why that which is dead, should stay dead.

    That Shepard is probably why Wilson went rogue. He knew that he had created a monster and was trying to stop it.

    Ethereal on
  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Popesnax wrote: »
    The real twist is that the Turian Councillor is actually correct and the Reapers really don't exist. The entire plot of Mass Effect was an elaborate hazing ritual which new Spectres are traditionally put through by their fellow Spectres.

    To Turians, the whole "Prothean Beacon" thing is a very obvious prank and they play along as part of the tradition. Unfortunately, Saren and Nihlus didn't realize that humans have a subtly different perception of humor and one thing led to another and now Saren's dead and everyone is too embarrassed to tell Shepard that its all been a prank so the Council is still awkwardly playing along because they can't figure out what to do.

    The giveaway, of course, is when you see the Keepers turning Sovereign into another Reaper right in the Citadel, with numerous cans of paint.

    Synthesis on
  • DratatooDratatoo Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Synthesis wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    jesus fucking christ

    That fucker looked terrifying before the renegade scars.

    "A bullet to the head will fix all problems."
    Jacks loyality mission - renegade decision/end was awesome with Satan Sheppard
    And I think I punched the reporter without her asking me anything / after the first question in ME1.

    Dratatoo on
  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The more you guys try to justify the end of ME2, the less convinced I become

    Spoit on
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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Spoit wrote: »
    The more you guys try to justify the end of ME2, the less convinced I become

    Well, if you hate it so much, dont buy ME3.

    Simple as that.

    Buttcleft on
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    you know what's some shit

    how come the Protheans were the only species around before and now we have a billion

    I bet they genocided them all

    -Tal on
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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    you know what's some shit

    how come the Protheans were the only species around before and now we have a billion

    I bet they genocided them all

    Protheans were not the only species.

    Maybe the only space fairing species.

    However we know the Reapers rely on civilizations using their Relays and technology, So it is possible there are civilizations out there that exist outside the relay network.

    Buttcleft on
  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I didn't know there was much to justify myself. But at the end I was just like
    "A human-shaped Reaper, how interesting."
    , then I was all PEW PEW PEW and then I was all
    "This base shouldn't exist." and TIM was like "No, you can't do this, Shepard!" and I was like "Shut up!" then I slapped him and walked away in slow motion while the base blew up.
    Exactly how it happened.

    Dragkonias on
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    you know what's some shit

    how come the Protheans were the only species around before and now we have a billion

    I bet they genocided them all

    I figured the Protheans were just extremely smart and/or a species that evolved relatively rapidly, and once they achieved a relatively high degree of space exploration the Reapers showed up sooner than they normally do. That plus the Prothean tendency to fuck around with less evolved species probably means that this time around, galactic civilization developed slower and there was more time for more species to show up at around the same time before Sovereign and his merry bunch showed up to pull the whole cleansing thing.

    TychoCelchuuu on
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    you know what's some shit

    how come the Protheans were the only species around before and now we have a billion

    I bet they genocided them all

    Protheans were not the only species.

    Maybe the only space fairing species.

    However we know the Reapers rely on civilizations using their Relays and technology, So it is possible there are civilizations out there that exist outside the relay network.

    yes yes you know what I mean, why were they the only species to discover the relays

    I guess quite a few of today's species have been uplifted and that was against Prothean policy. Too bad, if they uplifted us instead of just observing us, the reapers would already be dead.

    -Tal on
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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    The more you guys try to justify the end of ME2, the less convinced I become

    Well, if you hate it so much, dont buy ME3.

    Simple as that.

    What? I simply meant about the
    suspending disbelief in why the human reaper looked like terminator

    I was just trying to avoid using the spoiler tag because I was too lazy to open the full post window.

    Again, just because I think that ME2 is overhyped, and disagree with some of the design decision that everyone else praised doesn't mean that I hate it. I just would really rather not have all RPGs go down the same path as it.

    Spoit on
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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    you know what's some shit

    how come the Protheans were the only species around before and now we have a billion

    I bet they genocided them all

    Protheans were not the only species.

    Maybe the only space fairing species.

    However we know the Reapers rely on civilizations using their Relays and technology, So it is possible there are civilizations out there that exist outside the relay network.

    yes yes you know what I mean, why were they the only species to discover the relays

    I guess quite a few of today's species have been uplifted and that was against Prothean policy. Too bad, if they uplifted us instead of just observing us, the reapers would already be dead.

    At least the Krogan and elcor were introduced to the Relay network and its technologies.

    Buttcleft on
  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Spoit wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    The more you guys try to justify the end of ME2, the less convinced I become

    Well, if you hate it so much, dont buy ME3.

    Simple as that.

    What? I simply meant about the
    suspending disbelief in why the human reaper looked like terminator

    I was just trying to avoid using the spoiler tag because I was too lazy to open the full post window.

    Again, just because I think that ME2 is overhyped, and disagree with some of the design decision that everyone else praised doesn't mean that I hate it. I just would really rather not have all RPGs go down the same path as it.

    I personally think both ME1 and ME2's endings are weaker, story wise, then the games that proceeded them. Substantially so. I think that's okay, though, because the ending is, time wise, about...5% of the game? More or less? Personally, the actual ending gameplay is what I care more about. Between the two, I prefer the multi-part suicide mission to fighting King Hopper (though walking around the outside of the Presidium was very cool the first time, it hasn't held up to me).

    The ending is just one part of the game. Then again, my focus in ME's environment always interested me more than ME's plot (which is not to say the plot is boring overall). Coming to a close with the third game means the ending will be brought under extra scrutiny, but honestly, I'd probably be very satisfied again if everything leading up to the end was as enjoyable as it had been in ME2.

    EDIT: And then again, in terms of actual combat and experience, the suicide mission is probably my favorite experiences in ME period.

    Synthesis on
  • simulacrumsimulacrum She/herRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh hey mass effect thread! Don't mind me, I'm just lur-
    Dratatoo wrote: »

    I will devour your soul :twisted:
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    Oh christ!

    simulacrum on
  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    simulacrum wrote: »
    Oh hey mass effect thread! Don't mind me, I'm just lur-
    Dratatoo wrote: »

    I will devour your soul :twisted:
    masseffect2201007182020.jpg


    Oh christ!

    That's a legitimately terrifying Shepard.

    3cl1ps3 on
  • GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Spoit wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    The more you guys try to justify the end of ME2, the less convinced I become

    Well, if you hate it so much, dont buy ME3.

    Simple as that.

    What? I simply meant about the
    suspending disbelief in why the human reaper looked like terminator

    I was just trying to avoid using the spoiler tag because I was too lazy to open the full post window.

    Again, just because I think that ME2 is overhyped, and disagree with some of the design decision that everyone else praised doesn't mean that I hate it. I just would really rather not have all RPGs go down the same path as it.

    Gotta say, if any film had done that (in the spoilers) it would have been ripped to shreds by reviewers.. I did think it was a tad bit on the hackneyed side, from a game perspective it's perfectly fine because then..
    you get to fight a giant terminator essentially.
    But from a story and suspension of disbelief perspective, it is awful.

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  • GraviijaGraviija Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Just finished my Insanity soldier run. The end game was more of a pain in the ass than I thought it'd be, but it's done.

    I think I'm finished with ME2 for a good, long while.

    Graviija on
  • Ad astraAd astra Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    GrimReaper wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    The more you guys try to justify the end of ME2, the less convinced I become

    Well, if you hate it so much, dont buy ME3.

    Simple as that.

    What? I simply meant about the
    suspending disbelief in why the human reaper looked like terminator

    I was just trying to avoid using the spoiler tag because I was too lazy to open the full post window.

    Again, just because I think that ME2 is overhyped, and disagree with some of the design decision that everyone else praised doesn't mean that I hate it. I just would really rather not have all RPGs go down the same path as it.

    Gotta say, if any film had done that (in the spoilers) it would have been ripped to shreds by reviewers.. I did think it was a tad bit on the hackneyed side, from a game perspective it's perfectly fine because then..
    you get to fight a giant terminator essentially.
    But from a story and suspension of disbelief perspective, it is awful.

    If they had just changed the design, it wouldn't be so bad. If they went with this concept
    me2ceartbookp15.jpg
    I think it would have been much better. It still gets the point across, but it doesn't look as ridiculous the
    Terminator.

    Ad astra on
  • envoy1envoy1 the old continentRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I dunno, I felt a wee bit cheated that the end-boss was
    reaper ahnold embryo
    and not actually
    harbinger
    himself. At least in ME1 there was an epic battle to defeat an actual
    reaper
    , this was just an ME3 warm-up.

    Seriously - this spoilering thing is becoming too much. Just play the damn games.

    envoy1 on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i wouldn't have minded fighting the actual collector general

    i imagine it would be like fighting a possessed collector except even more so

    rapid fire black orbs of death, praetorian eye beams, collector guardian shields

    the most fucking annoying boss ever

    Nuzak on
  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Dratatoo wrote: »
    On a sidenote I am in the mid of my renegade playthrough:

    I will devour your soul :twisted:
    masseffect2201007182020.jpg

    Have played this game like 5 times and that is the first time I've noticed that typo and now I will never unsee it. ffffffff-

    Brovid Hasselsmof on
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu PIGEON Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    smof wrote: »
    Dratatoo wrote: »
    On a sidenote I am in the mid of my renegade playthrough:

    I will devour your soul :twisted:
    masseffect2201007182020.jpg

    Have played this game like 5 times and that is the first time I've noticed that typo and now I will never unsee it. ffffffff-

    That's why you don't play with subtitles.

    TychoCelchuuu on
  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    smof wrote: »
    Dratatoo wrote: »
    On a sidenote I am in the mid of my renegade playthrough:

    I will devour your soul :twisted:
    masseffect2201007182020.jpg

    Have played this game like 5 times and that is the first time I've noticed that typo and now I will never unsee it. ffffffff-

    That's why you don't play with subtitles.

    ...
    10396479-Alucard.jpg

    That which kills a monster... is always human.

    manwiththemachinegun on
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    oh my

    IMDB says Harbinger's voice actor also did Delan, the mechanic on Horizon

    -Tal on
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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    oh my

    IMDB says Harbinger's voice actor also did Delan, the mechanic on Horizon

    Harbinger is a whiny snot I wish I could have beaten the crap out of? o_O

    Orca on
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    He's a reaper agent who corrupted Kaidan!

    -Tal on
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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    He's a reaper agent who corrupted Kaidan!

    Corrupted you say? :winky:

    Orca on
  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    you know what would have been cool?

    if after blowing up
    reaper babby
    the first time (the tubes thing)

    you set the base to blow up, you're running back to the ship

    Superbad Collector General appears, and you tell your teammates to run on ahead

    then you face him one-on-one in a battle customized to your class

    the collector general will attack in a manner similar to your own class skill, you can counter through judicious use of your own powers:

    soldier will find the general moving extra fast at times, counter with your AR
    infiltrator will find a cover-based battle the will include slo-mo bullet dodges
    adepts will basically find themselves in a biotic storm, the key is to warp-detonate the general's own singularities as he casts them
    engineer? both of you set up a proxy drone fight, then sit down. from there it's a hacking minigame while the general tries to stop the destruction sequence, and you try to stop the general. ENGINEERING AT ITS BEST
    sentinel will involve a run up to the general's face and then a melee button-mashing battle as you gradually beat the general's face in
    vanguard will have both charging in from across the field, and like the rest of vanguarding has the highest risk/reward: if your charge is more powerful you can send the general straight through the nearest bulkhead out into space

    ALL DONE WHILE "SUICIDE MISSION" PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    you know what would have been cool?

    if after blowing up
    reaper babby
    the first time (the tubes thing)

    you set the base to blow up, you're running back to the ship

    Superbad Collector General appears, and you tell your teammates to run on ahead

    then you face him one-on-one in a battle customized to your class

    the collector general will attack in a manner similar to your own class skill, you can counter through judicious use of your own powers:

    soldier will find the general moving extra fast at times, counter with your AR
    infiltrator will find a cover-based battle the will include slo-mo bullet dodges
    adepts will basically find themselves in a biotic storm, the key is to warp-detonate the general's own singularities as he casts them
    engineer? engineer will be slightly boring
    sentinel will involve a run up to the general's face and then a melee button-mashing battle as you gradually beat the general's face in
    vanguard will have both charging in from across the field, and like the rest of vanguarding has the highest risk/reward: if your charge is more powerful you can send the general straight through the nearest bulkhead out into space

    Have you been playing Jade Empire again? Because that's exactly what the final boss does there. And I prefer the current ending to that.
    ALL DONE WHILE "SUICIDE MISSION" PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND

    Oh! Well in that case...

    Orca on
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i would do a hacking mini-game to suicide mission

    -Tal on
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  • KazakaKazaka Asleep Counting SheepRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    smof wrote: »
    Dratatoo wrote: »
    On a sidenote I am in the mid of my renegade playthrough:

    I will devour your soul :twisted:
    masseffect2201007182020.jpg

    Have played this game like 5 times and that is the first time I've noticed that typo and now I will never unsee it. ffffffff-

    That's why you don't play with subtitles.

    ...
    10396479-Alucard.jpg

    That which kills a monster... is always human.

    Hellsing is one fine manga

    You're a classy guy mwtmg. Also that's the most evil asian guy since Lo Pan

    Kazaka on
  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kazaka wrote: »
    smof wrote: »
    Dratatoo wrote: »
    On a sidenote I am in the mid of my renegade playthrough:

    I will devour your soul :twisted:
    masseffect2201007182020.jpg

    Have played this game like 5 times and that is the first time I've noticed that typo and now I will never unsee it. ffffffff-

    That's why you don't play with subtitles.

    ...
    10396479-Alucard.jpg

    That which kills a monster... is always human.

    Hellsing is one fine manga

    You're a classy guy mwtmg. Also that's the most evil asian guy since Lo Pan

    Alucard isn't asian.

    TrippyJing on
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  • KazakaKazaka Asleep Counting SheepRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Kazaka wrote: »
    smof wrote: »
    Dratatoo wrote: »
    On a sidenote I am in the mid of my renegade playthrough:

    I will devour your soul :twisted:
    masseffect2201007182020.jpg

    Have played this game like 5 times and that is the first time I've noticed that typo and now I will never unsee it. ffffffff-

    That's why you don't play with subtitles.

    ...
    10396479-Alucard.jpg

    That which kills a monster... is always human.

    Hellsing is one fine manga

    You're a classy guy mwtmg. Also that's the most evil asian guy since Lo Pan

    Alucard isn't asian.

    The shep at the start of the quote tree I mean

    come on now son

    I ain't no fool

    Kazaka on
  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kazaka wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Kazaka wrote: »
    smof wrote: »
    Dratatoo wrote: »
    On a sidenote I am in the mid of my renegade playthrough:

    I will devour your soul :twisted:
    masseffect2201007182020.jpg

    Have played this game like 5 times and that is the first time I've noticed that typo and now I will never unsee it. ffffffff-

    That's why you don't play with subtitles.

    ...
    10396479-Alucard.jpg

    That which kills a monster... is always human.

    Hellsing is one fine manga

    You're a classy guy mwtmg. Also that's the most evil asian guy since Lo Pan

    Alucard isn't asian.

    The shep at the start of the quote tree I mean

    come on now son

    I ain't no fool

    Double negative!

    TrippyJing on
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  • KazakaKazaka Asleep Counting SheepRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Kazaka wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    Kazaka wrote: »
    smof wrote: »
    Dratatoo wrote: »
    On a sidenote I am in the mid of my renegade playthrough:

    I will devour your soul :twisted:
    masseffect2201007182020.jpg

    Have played this game like 5 times and that is the first time I've noticed that typo and now I will never unsee it. ffffffff-

    That's why you don't play with subtitles.

    ...
    10396479-Alucard.jpg

    That which kills a monster... is always human.

    Hellsing is one fine manga

    You're a classy guy mwtmg. Also that's the most evil asian guy since Lo Pan

    Alucard isn't asian.

    The shep at the start of the quote tree I mean

    come on now son

    I ain't no fool

    Double negative!

    DAMN YOU

    IT APPEARS I AM INDEED A FOOL AFTER ALL

    Kazaka on
  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Has anyone purchased the Aegis package? Thoughts and comments on it?

    Forever Zefiro on
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  • finnithfinnith ... TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    That piece of concept art looks a lot like an organic creature. Maybe they were trying to maintain the robotic image that Reapers have. I still like the concept art better, even though the resemblance to the Terminator was something I cared much for.

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